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Education › Re: Do You Like The Course You Studied In University Or Polytechnic? by Humanoid01(m): 4:35pm On Mar 31, 2020
deltateam:
I think its called "the chemistry of life."

Nevertheless it doesn't have good prospect in Naija except in the academia.
Yes, you are right. It's a really great course though.
Education › Re: Do You Like The Course You Studied In University Or Polytechnic? by Humanoid01(m): 4:32pm On Mar 31, 2020
Bluehill1051:
Guys like you usually end up being biology teachers in one mushroom private school . You don't listen, you always think everyone is attacking you. Born fool!
This one don get me for mind lol. You just attacked me by calling me a "mumu" . Did I hit a nerve by attacking back? You better relax before you start convulsing. Ozuor!
Education › Re: Do You Like The Course You Studied In University Or Polytechnic? by Humanoid01(m): 4:26pm On Mar 31, 2020
Bluehill1051:
My friend keep quiet. You don't know anything
You don't seem like you do either, but I can offer you free lessons from the little knowledge I've acquired. shocked
Education › Re: Do You Like The Course You Studied In University Or Polytechnic? by Humanoid01(m): 4:22pm On Mar 31, 2020
Bluehill1051:
See mumu shocked
I nor mumu reach you, I'm very sure.
Education › Re: Do You Like The Course You Studied In University Or Polytechnic? by Humanoid01(m): 4:19pm On Mar 31, 2020
JoshTrillions:
Lol..Lwkm..I've been rolling on the floor..
Dude!! Is it just me or does this nigga@ the attached image look like a rumpled p*ssy?
That face be like water-water sh*t.
Education › Re: Do You Like The Course You Studied In University Or Polytechnic? by Humanoid01(m): 4:14pm On Mar 31, 2020
Yeah, I love it. Studying Biochemistry opened me up to the wonders of life's essential processes.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua, Kumuyi, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome, Apst Suleiman Can Cure Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 3:35pm On Mar 31, 2020
Maximus69:
Just as funny as it sound when the Israelites claims to be the only nation that's worshiping the Creator! 1Samuel 17:45

Just as funny as it sound when the Jews claims to be the only worshipers of the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob when in actual fact they're just two out of the twelve tribes of Israel! John 4:22

Just as funny as it sound when the first century Christians claims to be the only worshipers of the true God simply because of being followers of Jesus (a first century Jewish carpenter turned teacher)! Act 2:36-38

For your information, Jesus warned that only those who are able to recognize his SPIRITUAL brothers and assist them during the end time that he will accept into his kingdom.

Do you know Jesus' spiritual brothers?

Of course you will say it's those beggers on your streets, right? cheesy

Well only those who recognize them, take instructions from them and work with them that Jesus will acknowledge as his own. Matthew 25:31-46 But whoever ignore or label them as evildoers will definitely face the music, because Jesus is working zealously with them right now, organizing his sheep globally into a family of peace loving worshipers!

Failure to acknowledge them, is just as failure to enter Noah's ark, just as failure to follow Lot out of Sodom and Gomorrah, just as failure to acknowledge Israelites as God's people, just as failure to agree with Jesus that God wanted everyone to come and grab the skirt of Jews, just as failure to accept Jesus as God's son, as failure to accept the first century Apostles as the group to follow!

They have successfully completed the job Jesus fervently prayed for his father to help his followers achieve! John 17:20-23 compare to Isaiah 2:2-4


Bit due to the fact that you so much believe in the activities of all these your so called Pastors who has been deceiving people with stage-managed miracles you won't work with them.

It is well! smiley
I thought you said you didn't want to argue. You couldn't seem to get your mind off this huh? At first, I was surprised to see that there's actually a JW who doesn't like to argue, but yet again, you didn't fail to disappoint. It's deep in your blood lol.

Adding Bible references to your statements doesn't necessarily mean that you understand them, so stop trying to act like you do, because you obviously don't. You are just citing Bible verses, you don't quote them and explain what they mean in detail. Until you do that, then I can take this discussion seriously. For now, you are not saying anything worth addressing.
Health › Re: Garlic, Ginger, Palm Oil Won't Kill Coronavirus', NCDC Warns Nigerians by Humanoid01(m): 11:19am On Mar 31, 2020
nlPoster:
They relieve symptoms, I doubt people do it as a cure.

Nigerians need to be more logical in how they approach these matters, look into why people are doing something, instead of assuming the reason. And dont rush to type publicly without having a team of consultants go over it first.

We tend to have emotional approaches to (public) issues that require a utilitarian basis.
You are right! Things like this require accurate confirmation before they're publicized. Biochemistry exists for a reason, we need to understand how something works first before establishing its effectiveness. That's why clinical trials are done first using animals and other subjects. People would just receive these texts and just send them without even going through. Na God dey help person, but that one no mean say make person embrace ignorance.
Health › Re: Garlic, Ginger, Palm Oil Won't Kill Coronavirus', NCDC Warns Nigerians by Humanoid01(m): 11:06am On Mar 31, 2020
How do people come up with these ideas sef? No basis whatsoever to back it, yet people buy it so easily. I just read on one thread that someone bathes with petrol to prevent the disease. My pipo, which way na??
Health › Re: COVID-19: Dead Bodies Are Loaded Into Refrigerated Truck With Forklift In U.S. by Humanoid01(m): 10:49am On Mar 31, 2020
Makavelli25:
Oh lord Please its enough Please have mercy God we are begging you Please na
#wemove
But God nor dey Nairaland na, shuu!
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua, Kumuyi, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome, Apst Suleiman Can Cure Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 10:04am On Mar 31, 2020
Maximus69:
If you have further questions i'll gladly welcome it, but in arguments i'm not interested.

Only Jehovah's Witnesses are the TRUE Christians, if you have a contrary opinion that's your cup of coffee.

I've spoken what the spirit asked me to say it's left for you to either

Ask me why it must be so,

Or

Ignore me as another fake Christian,

The choice is yours. Once again only Jehovah's Witnesses are the TRUE Christians today! smiley
Jehovah's witnesses are the true Christians? Hahaha! You people won't cease to amaze and amuse me. I would rather not have this discussion because it poses to be futile. True Christians? Hahahahahahaa..
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Humanoid01(m): 9:21am On Mar 31, 2020
egopersonified:
I read this somewhere else on nairaland, I found it very funny and looks for ways to do it to my kids. Like sitting in the parlour and calling them from the room to get me the remote that is four feet away from me. The first time I did it, I laughed an evil laugh within me. grin
Lol how did they react?
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua, Kumuyi, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome, Apst Suleiman Can Cure Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 9:14am On Mar 31, 2020
Maximus69:
It's not about arguments Sir!

I provided the reason why the miracles were meant for only the Israelites:- it was to help them realize that a new covenant has just been sealed. So they should take advantage of it and become God's children to receive the holy spirit.

The sign God promised gentiles is LOVE which will exist amongst his true worshipers:- John 13:34-35; Isaiah 2:2-4

That's what Jehovah's Witnesses taught me and i believe it, but if you think otherwise then tell your people to go out there and lay their hands on Covid19 patients to cure them, after all Jesus said that will be the sign to recognize his followers. So if you believe it's a promise for gentiles as well then it should be operative today as well.

Or are you saying there is no true Christian group on this planet doing what Jesus said today? cheesy
I am not arguing blindly with you, I gave a detailed explanation on a passage you cited, stating that the miracles were FIRST for the Israelites, before the gentiles and other nations in the world. As you rightly said, those miracles were performed to convince them of the new covenant, but the gentiles and others received those for the same reason. I should ask you a question: If you had children and dogs as pet, would you feed only your children and neglect the dogs?

I don't understand what you people mean by "true worshippers" . Does one have to be a member of your sect before God considers them as His true worshippers?

God's love was expressed in His son Jesus Christ when He died on the cross to save us from the consequences of sin. John 3:16 says "for God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whoever believes in Him will have everlasting life. " It says "THE WORLD" , not "the gentiles" , meaning that everyone including the Israelites were a part of that plan.

There are countless testimonies today of people encountering miraculous testimonies in their lives, not necessarily propelled by pastors or faith healers. How no one has stepped forward to be bold enough to exercise faith and heal people suffering from the ongoing pandemic is of much concern, that was why I lamented in my initial post. We don't have enough faith to express the power given to us by Jesus.

True Christian group? My brother, salvation is personal and beliefs are personal. God does not recognize you by your Christian group, He does by how much you hold Him in your heart and how much you are willing to submit to Him.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua, Kumuyi, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome, Apst Suleiman Can Cure Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 7:58am On Mar 31, 2020
Maximus69:
The truth is that Jesus never promised us that we will continue to cure ourselves anytime we're sick! smiley

The miracles Jesus performed and asked his followers to perform wasn't meant to exceed the boarders of Israel!

So anyone expecting Christians to perform miracles now has been thoroughly deceived.

When Jesus was here, he explained that miracles are purposely "to help the Israelites (God's chosen nation) to realize that a new covenant has just been sealed"

Moses was the mediator of the first covenant, 99% Israelites of his time accepted that covenant with open harms because they were eyewitnesses of the wonders God performed in the hands of Moses. Moses himself foretold that another prophet will come to establish the everlasting covenant that will never be replaced again {Deuteronomy 18:15-20} Apostle Peter confirmed that Jesus is that prophet that Moses foretold will come to establish another covenant! Act 3:22-23

Now that another mediator has arrived with a totally different covenant, the people needed the miracles to believe that a new covenant has just been sealed, that was what Peter said @ Act 2:16-21 compare to Joel 2:28

This may sound really strange to you Sir, but note how Jesus responded when a gentile woman came to request for the same privilege from Jesus, immediately Jesus made it clear to her that the miraculous signs weren't for gentiles but only the Israelites {Mark 7:25-30} Note how Jesus referred to people from other nations, he called us "dogs" meaning we are not entitled to the same privilege like the "sons" Israelites! embarassed

So please the miracles was meant for only the Israelites to believe that a new covenant was sealed, that's why Paul under the inspiration of God's holy spirit told the Christians in Corinth that all those miraculous signs and wonders will soon seize! 1Corinthians 13:8-10

But if that's the case, what will be the sign to help people of other nations recognize pure worship?

Paul answered "LOVE"! 1Corinthians 13:13 compare to John 13:34-35

The world has ever been divided by racism and politics from time immemorial, so any religious group that can successfully unite her members from different races under the heavens, so that everyone can see that there is TRUE LOVE binding them together as one global family is the one and only religion from God! Isaiah 2:2-4 compare to Micah 4:1-3

Jehovah's Witnesses are the only group today that has succeeded in doing this, though every other religion says bad things about them! Matthew 10:22; John 17:14
You people sure have a way to sugarcoat words to make people subscribe to your beliefs which are obviously doing damage to the word of God.

You definitely misinterpreted Mark 7:25-30. Yes, the gospel (along with its other miraculous "packages"wink was meant to be preached to the Israelites first, and not the gentiles. The use of "dogs" in the analogy was not one meant to be taken as an insult. Jesus was simply expressing a case of priority and importance. Realistically, you don't give food meant for a child to a dog to eat first, because your child is much more important than your pet. So here, Jesus was admitting that the gospel and miraculous acts were FIRST meant for the Israelites, and not the gentiles.

However, the resulting event kinda revealed Jesus' real intention here -- He was interested in the woman's perseverance and faith. She didn't feel discouraged by Jesus' initial words, so she had to counter His argument by saying "yet, dogs under the table feed on the children's crumbs" , literally meaning that even as the gospel was first meant for the Israelites, Gentiles who are interested in it could also receive it at the same time. So Jesus healed her daughter when He saw that the woman was interested. Pay strict attention to the word "first" .

Please read carefully with understanding, so that you don't go about misinterpreting these things. If miraculous healings were meant for the Israelites alone, then the same goes for the gospel, meaning that you shouldn't even have any business with the Bible in the first place.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua, Kumuyi, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome, Apst Suleiman Can Cure Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 6:16am On Mar 31, 2020
If Jesus was here physically, He would have healed as many as possible of this disease, according to the will of God. He said to some of His disciples, "if only you had faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'move' , and it will be moved.. " .

Lots of these pastors preach faith almost on a daily basis, yet none of them has come forward to express that faith on an issue as serious as this. That says a lot about most of them. No wonder Jesus said "when the son of man comes, will He find faith on the earth?" .

If these people are really who they claim to be, let them prove it. This is indeed a faithless generation filled with religious people without works. No wonder all those yeye atheists dey come here dey rant anyhow!
Celebrities › Re: Davido Should Run A Coronavirus Test Again - After Gov. Makinde Test Positive by Humanoid01(m): 5:13am On Mar 31, 2020
Eriggs:
He tested himself, came out negative, una still dey say make e go again. Una wan give am Coronavirus by force? Wicked people. E get wetin Davido collect from you?
Hahaha, but the tori be say anybody wey get contact with person wey test positive, make e go run test, e nor matter whether e don first test negative. Make e go do test again, na for him own good. Shey because e be Davido OBO, e nor fit contract am abi? Bobo, you worry o.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Should Run A Coronavirus Test Again - After Gov. Makinde Test Positive by Humanoid01(m): 4:45am On Mar 31, 2020
Eriggs:
Shut up and stop spreading fake news. Na so una dey start rubbish
Why the thing dey pepper you for body na? E get wetin Davido give you chop?

Romance › Re: It Is A Lie, Mr Oyedepo Did Not Donate Anything !!! by Humanoid01(m): 9:56pm On Mar 30, 2020
I'm not his fan or follower, but make una rest for these people matter na. If the thing too pepper you, then you sef go start your own business wey go fetch you better money, then help however you want.

Na them get their money, let them use it the way they want. If they decide to help people, it doesn't concern you. If they decide not to, it still doesn't concern you. If your deal is about how they make money by deceiving their members, then I suggest you shouldn't make it your deal anymore.

Blame those people who WILLINGLY attend their places of worship. Let God deal with everyone the way he wants, nor go give yourself hypertension abeg.
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Humanoid01(m): 9:23pm On Mar 30, 2020
paix:
She was doing that just to feel your presence. She knew one day, school or marriage will STEAL you from her. Please forgive her and love her more.
Lol it's annoying, but that doesn't make me love her less. I have nothing to forgive her for, because it's just her. She's getting old, and it's quite understandable why she acts that way. All in all, I couldn't have asked for a better mother!
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Humanoid01(m): 9:20pm On Mar 30, 2020
rosalieene:
lol your own is even better.
Just make mistake and pass where my mother is, that's when she would remember one errand to send, you're not even done with that one she will keep sending you on more. Also, she might want to do something, or better still in the process of doing it once she sees you, she will tell you to do it.

mothers would always be mothers and no matter what, they are priceless.
Lol hahahaha! Damn, you just described my mother. She perfectly relates to everything you just said. That's so weird!
Health › Re: COVID-19: NCDC Releases Guidelines On Getting Tested For Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 5:03pm On Mar 30, 2020
Citytrend:
Oga only a carnal mind argue over spiritual things
But me nor argue again na.
Health › Re: COVID-19: NCDC Releases Guidelines On Getting Tested For Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 4:59pm On Mar 30, 2020
Citytrend:
to answer your question. I will remind you that the only clergyman around the globe to organize a Global Prayers connecting the globe is is not even an American, European, but and Africa.
When others are busy Blaming China
SMH.
Health › Re: COVID-19: NCDC Releases Guidelines On Getting Tested For Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 4:55pm On Mar 30, 2020
Citytrend:
Oga let's not be emotional here. God only come to your rescue when you deploy his services
So you mean only Nigerians deploy His services? You mean Nigeria is the only country that has true worshippers of God?
Health › Re: COVID-19: NCDC Releases Guidelines On Getting Tested For Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 4:50pm On Mar 30, 2020
Citytrend:
Oga God has handed the earth to the sons of men. It is none of his Business what happens to you, except you asked of his help.

Doesn't matter the colour of your skin or your race. Speak of yourself. He deals with realities, not your emotions
What is this one even saying sef? None of His business what happens to me? God has not left men alone, He knows what we are up against in this world.
Health › Re: COVID-19: NCDC Releases Guidelines On Getting Tested For Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 4:43pm On Mar 30, 2020
Citytrend:
Thank God we have not reached upto 2000 cases like South Africa and co. Indeed God loves this country

Anyway, You need a Logo on your WhatsApp or Instagram DP to keep your Business alive. And I can help you with one for a little token. Your Quarantine shouldn't be the end of your life.

See below for my info
God loves other countries as much as He loves this country. Please you people should stop saying things that would make atheists see it fit to take a swipe at religion.

By the way, South Africa hasn't recorded up to 2000 cases, and no other African country has. smiley
Health › Re: How Does The People In Your Crib Pronounce Corona Virus by Humanoid01(m): 2:03pm On Mar 30, 2020
Many people here call it "corolla" , some simply say "Coro" . Lmao!
Health › Re: How Come Coronavirus Is Not In Russia And North Korea? by Humanoid01(m): 11:52am On Mar 30, 2020
Michaelfucker:
I don't believe that.
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

If you're scared of clicking on the link, type "Coronavirus cases and deaths in Russia" on google.
Celebrities › Re: Low Budget Bobrisky!! Onyx Godwin Shares New Photos by Humanoid01(m): 11:40am On Mar 30, 2020
Do people who do these things have some kind of mental disorder or what?
Health › Re: How Come Coronavirus Is Not In Russia And North Korea? by Humanoid01(m): 11:36am On Mar 30, 2020
Michaelfucker:
Most countries are battling with the pandemic and how come I haven't heard any cases of the virus in Russia and North Korea.
I think something is fishy
Russia has 1836 cases and 9 deaths in total.
Education › Re: Adepelumi Adekunle: Akure ‘Explosion’ Was Impact From Meteors Not Explosives by Humanoid01(m): 11:10am On Mar 30, 2020
Germi9:
Am sorry I didn't mean it that way...it's just annoying how this clueless our government are
Well, the question seemed rude, I couldn't find any other way to process it. But you have humbled me, I'm equally sorry for the response.
Education › Re: Adepelumi Adekunle: Akure ‘Explosion’ Was Impact From Meteors Not Explosives by Humanoid01(m): 10:04am On Mar 30, 2020
Germi9:
Are you an illiterate?
No, I'm not. Are you? I can help you if you are (for free).
Sports › Re: It Will Be Fair To Award Liverpool The Title If Season Is Incomplete- Gundogan by Humanoid01(m): 7:44am On Mar 30, 2020
Eriggs:
The plan is there will be no relegation or promotion, but championship clubs are protesting. And the other plan is 2 clubs from championships will be promoted, so 22 clubs will play EPL next season.
Not yet confirmed though.
Yeah, that'd be perfect, meaning that there'd be five teams relegating next season.

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