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Nairaland General › Re: Village Snakes by humberjade: 11:09am On Dec 24, 2021
Village people wey dey crawl go meeting jeje, una carry cutless kee dem...well done, you are both doing well grin
Politics › Re: Electoral Bill: Senate To Consult With House of Reps, Before Deciding Next Step by humberjade: 12:39pm On Dec 22, 2021
Says a rubber(robber)-stamp Legislative arm angry

Clowns fighting for their own political survival

Whatever decision they agree to will first of all favour the political class...so we 'didn't care' grin

Make 2023 quick come abeg, make these bunch of executive and Legislative failures comot make we see road see where we dey go next.
Politics › Re: Senators Move To Override Buhari On Electoral Bill by humberjade: 9:23am On Dec 22, 2021
Yam pepper scatter scatter grin

Although the contents of the bill looks like it will favour the masses, buh las las, they are all still fighting for their pockets. Some Senators want to unseat and replace their Govs, while Govs are holding on to dear life through the President.

If they really want to do the masses' a huge favour, and are indeed our Reps as they claim to be, they should do the needful and save the masses the impending gnashing of teeth during what is left of Buhari hellish term....Starting with the removal of subsidy.

The battle line is drawn between the Govs and Senators. Let's see who wins. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal vs Sunderland EFL Cup (5 - 1) On 21st December 2021 by humberjade: 9:20am On Dec 22, 2021
MrFly:
he subbed White for Gabriel to keep White fresh and Martinelli was brought in to keep him sharp. Rowe deserved to start cos he just came back from injury and needed game time while Odegaard played because Niles cant be trusted to play at d tip. Thank goodness they all came out unscathed. Gunners all d way
I understand, but it was obvious the Sunderland players were out for a kill; hacking down our players with reckless abandon. And yeah, "thank goodness they came out unscathed". I held my breathe for a few secs when Martinelli was slid into. But still, it is a packed festive period, resting a key player for 2 days won't make him rusty. That was reckless sha. Long may the winning run continue!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal vs Sunderland EFL Cup (5 - 1) On 21st December 2021 by humberjade: 10:21pm On Dec 21, 2021
I wonder why Arteta is risking his first team players for a match that is won already
Foreign Affairs › Re: Madagascar Minister, Serge Gelle 'Swims For 12 Hours' After Helicopter Crashes by humberjade: 9:45pm On Dec 21, 2021
Issokay grin
Travel › Re: Road Trip To Hamilton And Naigara Falls Ontario by humberjade: 12:20pm On Dec 21, 2021
grin
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo Celebrates Her 44th Birthday With Stunning Photos by humberjade: 9:48am On Dec 21, 2021
Jidemoo:
When it comes to this gender....it's seems private things are not private anymore
It was never meant to be private right from day 1, nah Eve and Adam over sabi cause am grin
Politics › Re: Plot By 2 Governors, 1 Ex-Governor To Destabilise North Uncovered by humberjade: 8:36pm On Dec 18, 2021
What is there to destabilise again biko? grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Postpones Visit To Ogun Indefinitely by humberjade: 8:36am On Dec 18, 2021
Nkitara:
As if Afonjas got that kind of liver grin grin
Really?!

Issokay, go and watch the video of what played out the last time he visited.
Politics › Re: Buhari Postpones Visit To Ogun Indefinitely by humberjade:
I guess the infraction in Ogun APC is the reason behind it....the guy-man remembered how they almost stoned his head at the MKO Stadium during the last electioneering campaign. The bitterness that created that event still exist till date...so me sef go dodge grin
Politics › Re: Buhari: I Plan To Take Charge Of My Farm, When I Finish My Tenure In 2023 by humberjade: 4:36am On Dec 18, 2021
Okay o

I hope your Bubandits won't turn around to frustrate you when you leave office...what I have come to realize about all these boys being used by powerful people to perpetuate evil is that, once the help cease to come from these sources, they will be so used to the process, that they continue solo afterwards...more brutal, and later get foreign help to continue to reign terror.

USA/Bin Ladin
Alimodu Sherif/Boko boys etc
Politics › Re: APC February Convention Uncertain As Crises Persist In States by humberjade: 6:09am On Dec 17, 2021
No one even bothered to mention Ogun...that one nah yam pepper scatter scatter grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 15th December 2021 by humberjade: 10:07pm On Dec 15, 2021
Sleek pass, great first touch, smooth finish! grin
Sports › Re: 2021 AFCON May Be Cancelled Over COVID Omicron Variant by humberjade:
Hmm...this is so not cool.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Your Wife Must Eat First Before You Eat" - Prophetess Patience Obi To Men by humberjade: 8:45pm On Dec 12, 2021
grin
Politics › Re: Obasanjo To Speak On Insecurity In Nigeria, Plans Another Letter To Buhari by humberjade: 8:40pm On Dec 11, 2021
All the ones Baba has been writing, what were the effects...It will only further embarrass the insensitive govt of the day, but sadly, you can't shame the shameless.
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello, Ramatu Tijjani, Dele Momodu Honoured As AWLO 2021 Members Inducted by humberjade:
My guy just dey buy awards all around, how I wish he governs Kogi with such zeal...sebi we go don dey drum support for am for Presidency

How perpetual failures are parading themselves to lead this nation is mind-blowing...shows how low the standard have fallen...there was indeed a country. grin

Anyways, there is no crime in dreaming...no matter how illusionary it is, nah you still get am, coming to fruition, you need others' actions and inactions. Fingers crossed grin
Sports › Re: Oshoala Listed In The UK Guardian’s List Of 100 Best Female Footballers Of 2021 by humberjade: 11:18am On Dec 11, 2021
So that short demon from South Africa that keeps tormenting everyone didn't make the cut? grin

Thembi Kgatlana, the 'enfant terrible' terrible herself grin..she can cause confusion in any defense with tall defenders ehn
Politics › Re: Our Lives Matter', Northern Youths Protest Against Widespread Insecurity.(video) by humberjade: 7:03pm On Dec 10, 2021
Una good morning o! grin
Business › Re: Goods Bought In The UK Vs Nigeria: The Difference (Pictured) by humberjade: 10:14am On Dec 10, 2021
For obodo oyinbo wey you fit buy cloth, wear am, and then return it and still get a refund...as long as the cloth nor damage and the label is still on.

Abeg make una nor dey use sleep compare death...customer rights and privileges is almost nonexistent in Nigeria grin
Sports › Re: Rachael Aladi Ayegba Is A Bus Driver In UK (Photo) by humberjade:
So kini big deal? Someone wey fit dey rake in like 2,000 pounds monthly

She prolly richer than 80% of the current SF players ...someone who earns at least 10 pounds per hour grin
Crime › Re: No One Involved In The Oromoni Killing Will Be Spared - President Buhari Assures by humberjade: 4:56am On Dec 09, 2021
Issokay grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Evelyn Joshua Donates Bags Of Rice, Clothes & Cash To The Elderly (Photos) by humberjade: 9:28pm On Dec 08, 2021
Hmm
Foreign Affairs › Re: Merkel Bows Out After 16 Years, Olaf Scholz Takes Over As New German Chancellor by humberjade: 1:58pm On Dec 08, 2021
End of an era...Let's see what comes with this new guy
Politics › Re: 2023: Jamiu Asuku Receives Northern Youths As The Endorse Yahaya Bello's Bid by humberjade: 10:59am On Dec 08, 2021
Simeonee111:
Yahaya Bello really out to shock people
The only person that would be left shocked at the end of this pipe dream is Yahaya himself grin
Politics › Re: 2023: Jamiu Asuku Receives Northern Youths As The Endorse Yahaya Bello's Bid by humberjade: 10:50am On Dec 08, 2021
What is the percentage of salary the Civil Servants in Kogi State collects presently sef? grin Because until Yeye Bello wakes up from this fantasy of his, and per sey he's the current ATM in town, the Civil Servants should brace up for more servitude without pay.

People dey rush Bello to collect from am before the big guns go enter the race officially grin
Family › Re: I Think My Marriage Is In Trouble Please Help! by humberjade: 9:35am On Dec 08, 2021
50pseamer:
I am actually not that weak because of sex, I stayed without sex for almost nine years before I married her, I had more sexually attractive options before I choose her,I guess she was the most chatty with me then.
You can't even afford to be aggressive towards her, not even in obodo oyinbo, this one won't think twice before calling authorities on you, and get restraining order even from your baby.

Plus I know some women can be so provocative, that you want to hit them, but then my brother, aggression in marriages lead to deaths and jail terms. So nor just go that lane.

You have tried your best...just put the whole thing in prayers while you give her the silent treatment. Her brain go reset if she's still interested. Calling your mom a witch is the height for me sha.

I wish you the very best!
Family › Re: I Think My Marriage Is In Trouble Please Help! by humberjade:
Most people are losing the main point here, once our woman relocate abroad, most of them grow wings...societal pressure and norm...here, men and women are seen as equal...in fact, women seem to have more rights than men.

Most people people lose their moral and cultural compass when they migrate abroad, especially when they have legal stay. I have seen and heard so many cases.

At this juncture bro, only God can save your marriage. Stop doing the house shores, if possible, hire people to come and tidy your house fortnightly, it will only cost you around 80-100 euro per month...most importantly, you sef should lock up, nor look her side for some time, only cater for your child, if she needs anything, tell her to go out and get a job like her colleagues. If she still doesn't change, means there is no remedy again.

And lastly, "a witch" nursed you till adulthood, and you are even fortunate enough to be educated and relocate abroad...the said witch didn't stunt your progress in life or kill you all these while. My brother, nor allow this woman make you offend your creator.

A day a woman opens her mouth to call my mother a witch marks the end of that relationship except she sincerely apologises. Rubbish!
Politics › Re: FIRS Generates ₦4.9trn, Unveils Call Centre To Address Taxpayers’ Complaints by humberjade: 11:22am On Dec 07, 2021
Believe this at your own peril...nothing adds up about this Buhari administration, the more you look or listen, the less you see and hear.

Except political principalities and powers in high places are devouring these monies we keep hearing about, this is a cock and bull story grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 6th December 2021 by humberjade: 10:58pm On Dec 06, 2021
Now is the time to get rid of Aubameyang...the guy is completely spent
Politics › Re: 2023: Kogi COS, Asuku Charge Nigerian Youths,As NYCN Awards Gov Bello by humberjade: 9:10am On Dec 04, 2021
Stop wasting your 'CHARGE', there is no Presidency for yeye Bello! grin

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