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Lol

Nigerian politicians are very useless set of humans.


Only political office holders like Governors, Senators and President can put this uniform men abusing Nigerians to final rest, how?


Pass a law making it a criminal offense for a uniform personnel to beat, torture or even slap a civilian.


Then let the Governor and President wade in by using some like these animals called soldiers ae example how?


Order Chief of Army staff to sack them from the military and hand them over to Police or Court for proper prosecution as criminals which must attract a minimum of 25 years jail term and above.


Do this consistently for 4 years and watch these animals calling themselves Nigerian army and Police behave.


That's why I don't cry nor pity them when terrorists and bandits kill them neither do I waste my time whenever they say pray for Nigerian soldiers or Police, those are waste of prayers

Iran deserve a war

Eh yaaah

Hmmmm

Story lol

Private jets have the highest chance of crashing.


I always wonder why people flaunt flying on private jets and helicopters as luxurious life because those are the most unsafe means of traveling by air.


If you want to reduce the risk of dying by plane crash, avoid flying on private jets and helicopters.


The only safe private jets are the presidential planes of countries, not all countries though

hisexcellency34:
When Papa Ajasco saw Papa Ajasco

This is why they hate we Igbos, we are too daring. We hate injustice. We are fearless, we can challenge anybody when provoked. The Igbo spirit is the Lion spirit.


Take Igbo away from Nigeria and the remaining tribes will become a toast to the criminal politicians and men in uniform.


Take Igbos away from Nigeria, and Fulani will use the rest of Nigerians prepare Suya.

moonstar01:
Air travel, even local route have gone out of reach of the average Nigerian. Soon, even to walk with ya own leg will attract local tax

Obifraud2:
Not true. Many women rise from scratch.

through male assistance.


In shool
During job hunting
During promotion


Throughout their life.


One man owes credit to it. The man might not have sex with her, but did it for her cos he admires her and hoping to get emotionally rewarded somehow someday

Thank you King Charles, lets hope Camilla doesn't find out.



Everything any woman owns on earth was given to her by a man somewhere somehow.


I mean all women, let them prove me wrong

Lol

nairaland2:
What do you mean by "adopting Legally"?

Kindly educate us how one can Legally adopt someone else's son please.

Me I no know oh, just go to court my brother them go show you how

God works in mysterious ways, congrats to Nigeriens

L1TTLE:
She brazenly told me "I have a 5yr old son", before she did I was crushing hard, then she told me she has a son today, I was taken aback for a while but much to my shock, I find her more attractive now? Instead of getting repulsed by the new information I want her more now, is it weird? Lol, I'm even thinking she can bring her son and live with me like we're family. Please advise me.

There is nothing wrong at all.


Just try and adopt her son legally as your own son and you guys are good to go.

folake4u:
They will chop your future daughters too. One after the other.

Normal thing na lol

Edenogie:
big fat lie,
Me wey be cab man I dey see married women steady. This generation of women has gone to the mud

Oga taxi, abeg collect your share oh, no go dull yourself, when we reach Heaven abi hell we settle all these

Mhizzard:
you must be in one of these department

I am not that lucky but we know wetin de na

BabaHenry:
Ahhhh
You are gone I swear....
Tribalism in everything bro...
May God help you

Amen oh my brother, pray well well for us, we need strong deliverance

Queendiamond398:
My husband prefers been busy on his phone with his numerous exes, divorcee and single ladies than gisting with me if we are together, i have always want him to have peace of mind but it seems he doesnt think of that about me

Am begining to find peace gisting with his friend anytime he comes to visit, some persons may say i saw the handwriting on the wall before i married him,Hell NO! .He succeded in making me chase all my friend both male and female away but now have numerous to chat with and laugh and please himself.

He thinks his smart but i pity him, is just my home training that is limiting me to do some kind of evil things ,we will go for party or club he will leave me and go and be sitting in midst of other ladies, while some men will come and sit with me and making advances at me and he doesnt know. Some of his friends that are as useless as him and come with their wives or Fiance doesnt know young and energetic men do have quickie with their wives at the rest room

My religion and the way i value my body can't make me to stooop so low to do all those things but why will a man choose to neglect the wive to be dieing of boredom .

Because of lack of attention my Male Colleagues always try to take advantage of that and be chatting with me till midnight without him even seeing it.

We lived in a separate room that this his attitude can make someone to be cheating without him knowing but i dont want to do that Please someone should help me out
Please am dieing slowly i have confronted him so many times but he will tell me i dont have the right to tell him what to do

Him don tire for you lol



The way things is right now, if them fvck you that your hubby wouldn't mind self lolz.



This life no balance at all, the way nature created and wired men makes our modern life of today so difficult.


Our fathers and forefathers had peace of mind in their marriages because women didn't demand as much as modern ladies of today demand from men. And even at that, our Mothers and grandmothers helped our fathers and grandfathers to scout for new, succulent chicks as Baba's new wife to help them entertain Baba in the Oza room, but modern women of today are copying Oyimbo marriage style that forbids a man created to own as many harem of women as his testosterone can handle to spend the rest of his miserable life with one woman that her body structure keeps dilapidating on daily basis, it is well oh.



Yoruba will say Ire oh

Mhizzard:
where una dey cross path with this kind ladies

These things are common with bankers, guys who studied female dominant courses like Accounting, Mass Com, Banking and Finance, Marketing, Nursing, Food Science, Public Admin, English, Business Admin, etc.


Guys who worked as Tutors or IT support staff at JAMB/WAEC Tutorial centers.


It's also common for guys who worked in large organizations with mostly female coworkers.


Such guys are always lucky with lots of free pussies till death

Prettygirl200:
According to him I don't support his dreams, I don't encourage him, that my love for him was conditional, over time he keeps telling me that all the ladies that have come into his life has this tendency of supporting him and all of that, and I happen not to fall in that category, so because of that he keeps comparing and making reference's all the time it's always brings issues between us every now and then.

Some months ago he was facing serious financial problems, and all I was able to do the little I could even though it was chicken change but again he met a lady who did more than I did and the comparison started again, it again brought fights and arguments, off recent he has met a lady who according to him supported him greatly which he told him he has been able to bounce back and things are getting better, after some days he told me thesame lady confessed that she was in-love with me it was after that confession he then told me that he has seen and known how a woman can love unconditionally, that the lady never asked him of anything , that she supported his dreams and is encouraging something I couldn't do. Before then he told me about some things I was doing which he didn't like, I tried to adjust to suit in the woman he wanted me to be character wise that was when he told me I was acting up and pretending to love him because of what I stand to gain from him.

I just got fed up of the whole thing and told him that if the lady is the kind of woman he wants in his life he should be with her, he has always talked about a supportive woman and since I couldn't or didn't fall in that category I decided to let him go in other for me to have peace of mind. So I blocked him everywhere just so it will be easy for me to forget about him and everything, I don't know if I did the right thing?.

The truth is, internet is causing a lot of awakening among men and women. But more especially men. The male folks are now being more alive to some of the things/flaws they neglected or ignored about women in the past, all thanks to our social media and internet forum rants like this.


These things are going farther than we all think.


I was surprised when an elder brother who is a billionaire in Naira sent me a News link about something that happened and guess the link? It was Nairaland, I was dumbfounded, I was like so this man self de visit Nairaland lol.



Most of my guys abroad frequent Nairaland, but mostly as unregistered guests.



So work on yourself so you can become a better version of yourself not for guys but for yourself first, for your family, for your closest friends and then it will prepare you to meet a better man, but only if you didnt allow your new better self you will become to become another impediment to your meeting guys. I said this because most ladies become unruly, unfriendly and unapproachable the moment they improve and become more valuable, making them lose out in starting and keeping a great relationship/marriage with a great man

Racoon:
Shots fired! Cryptic message passed. They want to end the emilokan dynasty.

No shots was fired jareh, a Yoruba man's threat is like a welcome message, don't ever take it serious.


Throw an owambe party for them and they will sew their agbada and lace uniform and forget whatever threat they issued. Take them serious at your own peril



The only thing that can rally Yorubas to do gragra small like they can do any harm is to tell them that "Omo Igbo wan take over Lagos or Yoruba land" and watch their tiny Yoruba demon pricks rise like fried puff puff

Fake news.


Only IPOB terrorists are hungry in Nigeria.


An Omoluabi can never stoop too low to be doing this kind nonsense when Jagaban is already the President and turning Yorubas to billionaires while Omo Igbo keep crying everywhere

KoshCAD:
Make one in your region first. Then we can talk and then you can ask us to make another city like Lagos.

You cannot give advice on what you don't have.

Most Yorubas say this because you guys hardly leave your state except to Lagos.


No Southwest state except Lagos can be compared to Enugu city, Owerri or Onitsha of today. You need to visit Enugu city or Anambra as a whole, visit Onitsha, Awka, Nnewi a supposed village, Obosi, Ihiala town, you will think you are in Lagos.


If you visit Independence Layout Enugu, you might mistake it for abroad or Ikoyi at worst. Owerri has always been center of merriment for all Nigerians until that unfortunate Governor Uzodinma got imposed on Imo State and Owerri became a shadow of itself sadly.


Just try one day and plan visit to Anambra, or Enugu or Owerri. Aba self not doing badly except for its poor road infrastructures due to failures of successive Governors since 1999, which we are hoping Alex Otti would change now.



The only Southeast state that look more like Ondo, Ogun and Ekiti state towns is Ebonyi state but Dave Umahi really tried for them in the last 8 years but more still needs to be done.


So stop believing that Southeast have no bubbling cities and towns, any fellow Yoruba like you that have traveled round Southeast will be laughing at you. And any day you make a visit to Southeast, you will be completely shocked cos what you thought it would look like is not what you will see, you will be completely dismayed, I know a lot of Yorubas that were. Like when one of my elder brothers built his village mansion in our hometown, the main Engineer was a Yoruba guy that also built one of his main houses in Lagos, so he brought him to also build the one in our hometown.


My Kola was completely shocked when he arrived our hometown. He even rented a house and stayed back to continue hustling there as he got more contracts and his mindset about Southeast changed. He told us this himself. This is always how most Yorubas that have never visited Southeast before feel whenever they visit Southeast the first time.



Southeast's biggest challenge right now is Buhari's federal government induced insecurity in the Southeast, mostly in Imo and Anambra, it always make me sad

I have gone through the whole pages of this thread and it still tells why Nigeria will never work as one nation it is today.


The truth is, we all can lie to ourselves for centuries, but deep down our hearts, we all know that it is only the Igbos that are realistic and courageous enough to seek for secession knowing that Nigeria is already a failed experiment. Other tribes are just deceiving themselves because of the fear of living without free crude oil money.


The Time article captured Nigeria of Pre-independence so perfectly well. Southwest region was the richest region back then, all thanks to the following things that were the golden eggs back then:

Cocoa
Slave ports

So this publication was correct, Yoruba region was the richest back then, Yorubas were also more enlightened then.


But any true son or daughter of Yoruba that truly know the reality on ground now can testify that what this publication said about Yorubas before Nigeria's independence is quite different from the reality today.


First, Yorubas have retrogressed when it comes to education while the Igbos have advanced in education and now leading when it comes to educational statistics, you can check national statistics on this starting from basic education, WAEC statistics, JAMB statistics and undergraduate admission statistics.


When it comes to regional growth, the only state in Southwest that have advanced far beyond others is Lagos and this owe thanks to century long success of Lagos and the coming together of all Nigerians to build Lagos. So Lagos success cannot be attributed to Yoruba people's single effort, it is rather a national contribution of all Nigerians, so the credit cannot go to Yorubas but to all Nigerians who came together to build Lagos and the federal government that also did special projects and made policies that favored Lagos above other states just as Abuja is enjoying today.



Every other Yoruba state is struggling, Ogun state that ought to be competing with Lagos based on its proximity to Lagos is nowhere to be found, it only enjoys influx of industrialization as Lagos is getting filled, aside this, Ogun is nowhere in developmental indices or infrastructural growth.


Osun, Ekiti, Ondo and Oyo have retrogressed. Even Ibadan the great ancient city that gave Southwest region a boost before independence is now a shadow of itself due to Yoruba peoples' culture of abandoning all their remaining states of origin to claim Lagos, if not, Ibadan would have been as developed as Lagos.


But when you check Southeast States, even with federal government negligence, Igbo remote areas are developing so fast courtesy of Igbo people's culture of going back home to individually develop their communities. Now this is a great sign of growth, they have become better than they were before independence and before the civil war.


Another place Yorubas are leading Igbos is in federal politics, all thanks to Igbo people's constant demand for secession from Nigeria making other Nigerians scared of trusting them with power out of fear that an Igbo President may divide Nigeria their only hope of survival.


Also check what the publication said about Igbos, the same applies today which every Tom, Dìck and Harry can testify that Igbos are the most industrious and astute tribe in Nigeria. Igbos have held onto what they are known for for decades now and have even advanced beyond the shores of Nigeria but many uninformed Nigerians think it's about few news reporting about a Nigerian person bearing Igbo name being caught with drugs in one Asian country or another. Even whitemen and other Africans know Igbos are the most industrious tribe in Nigeria. The narrative have never changed.



So what Yorubas should do is to work towards reclaiming their lost glories as the most sophisticated tribe based on their advancement in formal education back then which Yorubas are unknowingly abandoning for quick money without knowing while they still ignorantly believe that they are still ahead of Igbos who have advanced beyond where they were decades ago.



And what Igbos need to do is to work towards taming IPOB radical agitation, and to change tactics in order to return Southeast back to its former glory as one of the safest regions in Nigeria, which encouraged Igbos living abroad and outside Southeast to return back home without fear to build and contribute to the fast development of Southeast region even to the remotest communities via individual efforts.


Igbos really need to urgently find solution to the insecurity in Southeast today so that more Igbos can invest back home, while the secession agitation is restrategized through foreign diplomacy because Nigeria is headed nowhere but doom as a nation with Igbos, Yorubas, Hausas, Fulanis and others as one country, we are only wasting our times.



I expect Yorubas to pressure Tinubu to implement policies that will lead to restructuring of Nigeria back to regional system which will also make final peaceful secession possible in the near future.


Tinubu should not be like Awolowo who once he was appointed Finance Minister forgot his lifelong ambition of building a Yoruba nation just because he felt the North was going to make him President. Now Tinubu by whatever way have become the President, he should be bold enough to restructure Nigeria like he has always clamored when he was just a political activist, bearing in mind that restructuring Nigeria will favor Lagos state more than any other Nigerian state, let him not be like Awolowo that forgot his mission as soon as he got a federal appointment as Finance Minister.


Because this is part of the reasons everybody see Yorubas as unstable people who cannot be trusted; they always change mouth and forget their original goals once they get a juicy offer or portfolio, Tinubu should prove us wrong this time.



If you read through this thread you will see the disunity, the distrust, the dislike, the hatred we different Nigerian tribes have for one another, it's a clear sign that Nigeria can never work because two people can never work together unless they agree.



Yes Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe messed up by not allowing the secession clause to be included but we all know that even if it was included, Nigerian politicians benefiting from the dirt called Nigeria will never allow that clause to work just as they have never allowed any of the good policies in our constitution to work also, they would have either removed it or added a clause to make it useless just like the 2022 Electoral Act, so let's stop dwelling on the mistakes of our forefathers, even Igbos never cherished Azikiwe because of his so much love or romancing with the Northerners back then. My father told me this also and many Igbos have repeated this and if you observe Igbos dont celebrate Zik as much as they ought to considering his status in Nigeria then.



It's just like Orji Uzo Kalu and Rochas of today romancing with the North even when the generality of ordinary Igbos don't fancy them, so it's not as if majority of Igbos approved Azikiwe's northern political romance back then, they preferred Awolowo, and reason most ordinary Igbos got so pained and disappointed with Awolowo for accepting to serve under Gowon instead of working with other Yorubas to secede Southwest which had always been his daily anthem before he got appointed as Minister by Gowon. This is the basis of Igbos always saying bad things about Awolowo; they believed so much in Awolowo more than Zik and expected Awolowo to lead Yorubas to secede as Old Eastern Nigeria seceded which would have made 1967 a peaceful disintegration of Nigeria cos even the Northerners then wanted to also secede before Britain convinced them against such move.



All I want to see as an Igbo man is a peaceful division of Nigeria into different smaller countries or complete restructuring of Nigeria so that every region can be fully in charge of their region's destiny and progress without any federal government impeding them with useless federal laws and policies that favor some regions and neglect some regions causing large inequality in regional developments in Nigeria which is also leads to unbalanced rural-urban migration.




So dear Yoruba youths please stop frowning at Igbos agitation for Biafra, we are asking for peaceful division of Nigeria so we all can live in peace. So that Yorubas can have the full legal and constitutional right to expel Igbos from Southwest as unwanted foreigners, so that we can stop all these politics of hatred, tribalism and ethnic coloration. So that every tribe can go and prosper at their own pace without anybody shortchanging them in the name of federal politics or whatnot, so we can save our lives, have our own indigenous securities to fight for our security. Imagine if Yoruba had their own country with their own Police, Army, etc that are all Yorubas, will Fulani herdsmen ever step their bloody foot into your communities and farms to destroy crops and slaughter Yoruba farmers freely without consequence as it is today under the discombobulated one Nigeria?


Stop hating Igbos when you hear us talk about having Biafra, instead support us to secede peacefully, stop joining forces with the north to fight or stop Igbos from seceding from Nigeria in the name of politics, Nigeria is not working and will never work.



Southwest will prosper more as a Yoruba nation than as Nigeria. Nigeria is only favoring Lagos state among all Yoruba states, and Yoruba land didn't start and end in Lagos, stop feeling threatened when you hear Igbos say Nigeria should be divided, it is for peace and for our children's future please

Zxcvbnmghtr:
You guys and delusion. Politics is a simple game of common Sense. Did Obi winning Lagos deny Tinubu's share of 25%?.

South East was never in Tinubu's calculation, because it's completely a waste of time and resources. A southern governor by the name Professor Soludo of the same state which Peter Obi governed said without sentiment that Tinubu ought to be paying Obi for the job he was doing for him in the South East. He categorically said Obi can't win and Tinubu will carry the day. It's simple Arithmetic. Lol Obi Lagos, and so?!

Soludo is only being foolishly jealous of Peter Obi's overwhelming political influence and the love Igbos showered on Obi the first of it's kind any Igbo born politician has ever enjoyed.


Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe didn't even enjoy half of the support Peter Obi enjoyed from Igbos.


The only person that enjoyed such massive support was Odimegwu Ojukwu and it was not under Nigerian politics but under Biafra secession.


Soludo foolishly believed he was the right person that deserve the recognition Obi was getting because he believed that being a first class graduate, a one time CBN Governor, etc qualified him to become the first Igbo to become President since the end of civil war.


So as he saw Peter Obi, a younger kinsman rise so fast to overwhelming political influence, he was doing everything possible to diminish Peter Obi's popularity and undermine his chances.


Every sensible person knew Soludo was only talking and acting out of jealousy for Obi.



Tinubu did not get any 25% legitimately, the only region Tinubu got legitimate 25% above was in the Southwest, the rest were all through INEC's doctored result, all thanks to the fact that he was the candidate of a desperate, ruthless ruling party that was never ready to relinquish power to the opposition


As for winning, even you talking know Bola Tinubu did not win 2023 Presidency, that's if you will remove tribalism and say the truth.


What we can only be arguing is if Obi truly got the two third spread nationwide if INEC had remained neutral, but as for scoring highest number of votes in 2023 Presidential election, Peter Obi did.


Obi floored Tinubu and Atiku hands down. APC knew this, that was why they were so desperate about Obi, that they even forgot the Atiku they artificially gave 2nd position. Thief know whose item he stole, APC inner caucus members, INEC and Tinubu knew its Obi that won and reason they all concentrated on criticizing, attacking, condemning and fighting Petet Obi and Labor Party leaving Atiku and PDP they claimed came 2nd. That alone ought to have told you who won the 2023 Presidential election, it was Peter Obi

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Lol. You are funny. Go and watch the clip of when Tinubu declared "EMILOKAN". He spoke straight to the face of the President and commander in chief of the Armed Forces, Buhari without an atom of fear.

Cut long story short. Amode is not stup!d.

If you observe, Tinubu knew the regions he could dare, he didn't bother going to Southeast cos he knows nobody recognizes him as anything and if not for INEC, Igbos demolished Tinubu in 2023.


Obasanjo a sitting President couldn't win Lagos from Tinubu, but just in few months, an Igbo man from nowhere chanced Tinubu and won him which Tinubu himself knows, except that Buhari and APC aren't ready to let power go to opposition that made them activate the desperate mode of using INEC to rig the election brazenly to the disgust of all.



So Tinubu is not as powerful as you guys see him, it's just that he has been fighting with lily livered men and region.

WorldRichest:
Cowards that used over three million of your grandparents for pepper soup and suya over three years. Don't let elders in your family see this nonsense you posted, it will be back memories of sorrow, tears and blood which Yorubas left in your last in 1970.

Small pikin talk, we don hear, na Yoruba men defeat Biafra una well done