Romance › Re: Friend Zone 101 : See How You Can Stop Her From Friendzoning You. by humurphia(m): 1:22am On Jul 18, 2018 |
Frankicent: Lolz it's your fault bro. She still likes you but you should have made your intention known to her idirect or indirectly. G 90% of gals wouldn't open there mouth to tell you they want you.
If it mean instead of saying no to her.. I will tell only the friendship I what is friends with benefit [FWT]she can keep her bf... If she refuse walk away.....
Since it's pass now and you've learnt your mistake... Find another chick bro...don't Bleep up again. sure.. |
Romance › Re: Friend Zone 101 : See How You Can Stop Her From Friendzoning You. by humurphia(m): 1:45am On Jul 17, 2018 |
A girl i planned dating...distance got us apart...i later got in touch .I found out she was in a relationship already because i didnt make my intention known to her(i didnt tell her i wanted her for keeps)..she wasnt sure if i really wanted her again because we stopped talking (but she knew i wanted her)....
After talking of the way forward she then asked "can we still be friends?"... the way i prolonged the 'no ' even Satan felt it..i told her "no, i cant be friends with you,i dont ask for friends,i have enough,i didnt plan being friends with you" .anything she was saying just flew past my other ear. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Best Places To Do Internship In Nigeria by humurphia(m): 6:12pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
I applied at gtbank but no call.. |
Health › Re: Help. The Vitiligo Spreading On My Lips Is Making Me Suicidal (pics) by humurphia(m): 12:30pm On Jul 07, 2018 |
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Health › Re: Help. The Vitiligo Spreading On My Lips Is Making Me Suicidal (pics) by humurphia(m): 9:08pm On Jul 05, 2018 |
Northmall:
 There's more to life than worrying about not having friends or girls. I have a close friend whose girlfriend has one hand, but she's beautiful in her own way. I admire her each time I see them together. Don't take your life man, that thing you have on your lips doesn't define who you are. Those people staring at you and asking questions aren't perfect too, nobody is. for research purpose .pls which country does your close friend reside in ? |
Health › Re: HELP! Bad Breath Is Ruining My Social Life! by humurphia(m): 11:54pm On Jul 02, 2018 |
it might be tonsil stone |
Education › Re: Please Help; I'm Too Shy by humurphia(m): 12:11am On Jun 25, 2018 |
shy guys |
Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Scariest Moment Of Your Life? by humurphia(m): 11:54pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
Pipedreams: So many scary moments for me:
Story1: I was bored on a weekend. My car was at the mechanic and was home alone. So I started reading deep things about magick, satanism and Satanic sigils. I drew up one of the Sigils of a demon. After a while I went to bed...omo! See attack. I saw powerful Cosmo beings. A man with a lion's head asking me why I called him and what he can do for me, A short man laughing so hard with red horns. I struggled before I woke up. Damn it. I was so so scared.
Story 2: I went to a club with buddies at ikoyi to have a good time. Then I became so tired and opted to leave them there by 2am on a Saturday morning. As I climbed third mainland, doing like 140km/h, I noticed that I was alone on the bridge no car front nor back. In front of the mist darkness, I could see creatures making faces at me. Then I kept hearing a voice to park my car and come into the lagoon. I looked at the lagoon and it was becoming illuminated with subtle music coming out from it . I was dead scared. I increased my vehicle stereo to the loudest to drown the evil music and held tight to my steering while saying NO! I won't! with my heart beating like a drum until I passed the water and got to land (oworonshoki)
Story 3: I went for evening service at church. The church closed around 9pm. On my way back to the house I saw two innocent Old women and decided to pick them up to assist. Only to start driving, they started coughing. I looked into their eyes only to see thier eyeballs moving 360 degrees and it had many colours. Mehn! I started going mad! It was as if knives were driven into my skull. I almost fell into the gutter. As they coughed my spirit was living my body till I managed to get out of the car and forcefully scream and told them to get out of my vehicle! Still warming up I'll share some more soon  please stop..this is scary |
Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Scariest Moment Of Your Life? by humurphia(m): 11:46pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
please stop..this is scary |
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Made Me Go Broke And Almost Commit Suicide by humurphia(m): 2:13pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
where are you going to? |
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Romance › Re: My Fiancée Freely Hangs Out With Guys, Please Help Me by humurphia(m): 7:49pm On Jun 04, 2018 |
do i need to tell you that you are currently not first choice...you are a REBOUND ,an option,plan b,back up..will you want suffer in your marriage as an option .if not ,walk out quickly..you wont enjoy her love |
Romance › Re: How To Identify Lesbian Ladies In Nigeria! by humurphia(m): 11:53pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
if only flash used the speed i used in opening this thread. |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Super Eagles Jerseys All Sold Out – What's Really Happening by humurphia(m): 6:16am On Jun 02, 2018 |
this shirt fine sha oh |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB) Internship Programme 2018 by humurphia(m): 8:52pm On May 30, 2018 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB) Internship Programme 2018 by humurphia(m): 8:46pm On May 24, 2018 |
this is fake...prove me wrong |
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Romance › Re: Timing Is Everything!!! by humurphia(m): 6:38pm On May 22, 2018 |
baum1: I expected your argument.
Sorry, I'm not referring to sex, money and material stuff.
I'm not one of such guys.
Interesting, I set you a trap and you got caught in it. Lol.
As I'm anonymous, let me boast small. Many of the things that some solid guys offer are not directly linked to money or all those stuff you listed. Lol. Some of us have gotten to a level that we deal with ladies with all these material things as you called..But we still have a lot to offer them. Some ladies are ambitious in a great way and will roll with anyone who will guide them. These are sometimes rich ladies, i.e. baba billionaire or millionaire. See, aunty, I've seen.
But I agree that many guys only have money and material stuff etc to offer. When such jam rich girls, there has to be something else. At least, that where few guys have an edge - because they have other non-monetary stuff and many ambitious ladies are interested in this..Or how do we explain why I've female friends and mentees who are very well off. Lol.
Thank God no one knows me, so I can boast. In real life, you won't hear me mouth this.haha
Make I waka teach me sensei |
Romance › Re: Timing Is Everything!!! by humurphia(m): 6:23pm On May 22, 2018 |
MisterSols: So now what if all ten of us are reading this and decide to follow your opinion,who's gonna appear more thirsty?? lol..probably still you. |
Politics › Re: Pascal Ikenna Ejiogu Turns Black Panther In Campaign Billboard by humurphia(m): 9:53am On May 21, 2018 |
remove fine girls..imo state is a joke |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Guaranty Trust Bank (GTBank) May 2018 Internship Programme by humurphia(m): 6:58pm On May 16, 2018 |
Ephhay: Of course. That is why it is called an internship. .true .but if you look at it this way..the company is a banking industry thats very different from my course of study which is computer science.. i really dont know if i would be picked and what i would grasp from the internship relationg to computer science |
Travel › Re: Nigerian Woman Sues US Airline For Ejecting Her Over Body Odour by humurphia(m): 3:35pm On May 13, 2018 |
i cant stand body odour |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Guaranty Trust Bank (GTBank) May 2018 Internship Programme by humurphia(m): 2:41am On May 10, 2018 |
can a person studying computer science take this gt bank internship programme?? |
Romance › Re: What Do You Hate About Your Current Relationship? by humurphia(m): 12:10pm On May 07, 2018 |
i hate the fact that she is an extrovert and likes hanging out a lot ..shes the direct opposite of me.and i am worried that i might not really give to her what she likes for fun(hang out,social outing,)..although i can be fun ,i really dont know if she would love me less for not matching up with her social life..i am thinking of calling it a quit |
Health › Re: Help, Can't Sustain Erection During Sex. by humurphia(m): 2:17pm On Apr 28, 2018 |
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Crime › Re: Woman Damages Maid’s Reproductive System By Inserting Stick In Her Private Part by humurphia(m): 12:08am On Apr 19, 2018 |
maybe this woman would have had her blessing with the way she treated this child..maybe God might have blessed her with the fruit of womb for taking care of this child as her own.she failed her test...smh..(she maltreats this child because of anger of not having her own child( |
Business › Re: 100 Naira Denomination In Circulation Are Worn Out. Who Else Has Noticed This? by humurphia(m): 8:47pm On Apr 17, 2018 |
Purewatermeji: You Christians think you're wise. GEJ stylishly removed the Islamic inscription on the 100 naira note and you people expect the buhari administration to keep printing that infidel money at the detriment of we Muslims. It will never happen. Keep spending those rag notes till 100 naira goes to oblivion. Then we can reprint the old note with Islamic inscription hmm..I would have loved to asked if your really trying to sound logical or stu.pid? but nevermind ..enjoy the rest of ur week |