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PoliticsRe: Jonathan's N100 Note: Nigeria's Worst Currency - Muslim Group by humurphia(m): 12:37pm On Apr 17, 2018
news like this gets so irritating..
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Christians Underestimate The Power Of Prayer? by humurphia(m): 12:54am On Feb 06, 2018
cause it dont work
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Rocks Nigerian Police Uniform In New Pictures by humurphia(m): 5:46am On Jan 18, 2018
BrightDeGea:
Olosho
you might even be one self
CelebritiesRe: I Have Released Hit Songs After Leaving YBNL — Lil Kesh by humurphia(m): 5:35am On Jan 18, 2018
this news gives headache

CelebritiesRe: Producer, Kiddominat Apologizes To Soundcity Following His Twitter Rant by humurphia(m): 5:18am On Jan 18, 2018
this is why i think of all the repercussions deeply before i act..i may be slow in decisions of outburst but it has saved my life countless times
RomanceRe: Angry Lady Poo All Over Boyfriend's House, Even Inside His Shoes For Cheating by humurphia(m): 3:55pm On Jan 17, 2018
grin
NYSCRe: The Tallest Guy In Abuja NYSC Camp (Photos) by humurphia(m): 4:03pm On Jan 02, 2018
CHARLYX9:
that guy can't be up to 7ft but rather maybe 6'8 can't u see that the woman's head is above his shoulder by far this guy is not really tall whats the hype all about.mtchewww
lol.
bros abeg no vex..well ,he is extremely tall but yeah ,you might be right.. happy new year by the way
NYSCRe: The Tallest Guy In Abuja NYSC Camp (Photos) by humurphia(m): 4:05pm On Dec 31, 2017
CHARLYX9:
how many ft his he?
about 7ft..i was tall but trust me he unimaginably tall
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Boldly Testify Of God's Goodness In The Year 2017? by humurphia(m):
yes i must...i was hit by a car while walking along the road 2days ago(29th of dec 2017) in my hometown .suffering memory loss right now(still surprised and amazed how i can still remember my nairaland password grin )..but here i am about to enter 2018..i am not perfect but he bloody loves me(yeah i blead but not to death)
LiteratureRe: Letter To The Introverts, From Sassynigerian by humurphia(m): 6:31pm On Nov 21, 2017
junnaiskye:
All I know is right from when I can remember,
I hated going out
I hated meeting new people
I hated making contributions in class, church etc
I loved being on my own
I loved lying in bed either reading, surfing the internet or watching tv.

Being an introvert doesn't mean you are a social outcast.
It doesn't mean you have psychological issues.

It simply means you ain't comfortable being around too many people.

I'm 19 and I've never been to a cinema, party, club etc.
When I'm ready to go, I'll do it alone.

I do have friends but I find it hard keeping in touch with them cos I hardly call and I don't chat them up.

People normally say I'm egocentric but that's cos they don't get me.

I really wish the world would understand introverts.
wow...this right here is another whole level of introvert
LiteratureRe: Letter To The Introverts, From Sassynigerian by humurphia(m): 6:18pm On Nov 21, 2017
lebete3000:
I dey feel jarey my guy!
Oya take 5!
The greatest problem most people have with me is not actually my introverted nature but my awkward social skills. This issue end up getting me depressed and eventually sometimes crawl back into my shell.
Being an introvert isn't the problem really but not being cool with people or able to flow easily is where the problem starts.
oya take 10!..
exactly!!
..i learnt one cheat that no matter how awkward a situation goes.either the manner one quickly handled an unexpected conversation.i just deal with it as it comes..i try not to even think about it, and even if i do think, i try to always be in control of those thoughts ..i think like am in charge of the thoughts like a boss and yeah it has helped a bit to become better so as not to make similar mistakes.awkward>regrets>sober>admit it >think less>shake it of>bone face>be better
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PoliticsRe: South African Reacts To A Statue Of Jacob Zuma In Imo, Nigeria by humurphia(m): 12:43pm On Oct 16, 2017
gbagaun!!
HealthRe: Need Urgent Assistance With Vitiligo. by humurphia(m): 12:40am On Oct 10, 2017
Harrynight:
there is an Herbal product call Ginkgo Biloba
its very effective, go get it along with Vitamin C use it and thank me later.

if u cant get in any shop... order online via
..how long for the treatment ?
CrimeRe: Young Thief In Uyo Almost Burnt Alive (Photos) by humurphia(m): 2:49pm On Sep 18, 2017
solo338:
See my account balance is working for all mtn sim
its like you also want to be burnt too...If I see this again ,i will crash that website...
PropertiesRe: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by humurphia(m): 2:10pm On Sep 18, 2017
Samsimple:
Nothing disgust me more than a stingy roommate. my lord, u will curse d day
..osho free
FamilyRe: 17-Year-Old Girl Weds 18-Year-Old Boy In Abia (Photos) by humurphia(m): 11:21pm On Sep 16, 2017
tell me that this is a joke
FamilyRe: The Death, Obituary & Burial Of Promise Oluebube, A 13-Year-Old Boy In Mbaitoli by humurphia(m): 6:16pm On Sep 02, 2017
NwaObinkita:
sad

I don't like this type of burials They never share food and drinks let alone souvenirs.
Anyways, I'm happy for the young boy, he has been reunited with his family.
Endtime cursed folks.
..please change your mentality
NYSCRe: 'We In The South Need To Start Loving Northerners, They're Cool" - Gombe Corper by humurphia(m): 1:20pm On Aug 16, 2017
lol.... okay,but until it enters religion and power matter
RomanceRe: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by humurphia(m): 6:38pm On Aug 07, 2017
lmao
RomanceRe: Trending Picture Of A Future Slay Queen On Facebook. by humurphia(m): 10:41am On Aug 05, 2017
Ara nwanyi Asaba
Christianity EtcRe: My Annoying Experience At SCOAN As A First-Timer By Ivan-Whyte Eagle Lawson by humurphia(m): 1:15pm On Aug 02, 2017
lol
FamilyRe: Boy Draws Mum On Her Period After She Changed Her Pad In Front Of Him by humurphia(m): 7:51pm On Aug 01, 2017
fuckingAyaya:
Try it with 9ja mom
they would beat art out of thy heart
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Fear In Relationship ? by humurphia(m): 10:17pm On Jul 19, 2017
having sex and being bored
Christianity EtcRe: How Can One Get Morning Water At The Synagogue Church? by humurphia(m): 12:44am On Jun 19, 2017
TrajansKong:
I live very near SCOAN. For all who need it, I can provide a litre of good, fresh morning water daily at 6.30am.

Night water also available on request. Cost 5k.

I advise you let the water cool to better savour the purified salts.
very funny?
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by humurphia(m): 12:30am On Jun 12, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
I was there. I believe in God now. It was an awesome miracle.

I really pitied the man. To have a permanent erection for so long... I could see the sadness in the man's face. Prostitutes were draining his money, and no amount of soap and vaseline could silence the yearning of his loins..


But thank God for hes a miracle working God. Through the Holy Spirit the great Prophet TB applied some anointing oil on his phallus and began to stroke it, and stroke it, and he prayed, and he stroked, holding the dick firmly in his hand, calling on Jesus name to heal this man's affliction.

The young man moaned and groaned, as TB continued to peay and stroke. And then, when the crowd least expected it, the Holy Spirit came upon him. And he came upon TB, spraying sperm all over the sanctuary.. Praise master Jesus.
Failure..just like your dads condom
HealthRe: What You Need To Know About Vitiligo by humurphia(m): 10:35pm On May 13, 2017
frenzyduchess:
hydrocortisone cream saved my face, and I was lucky I acted on time,it doesn't even show that it once appeared there smiley
for vitiligo ??
GamingRe: Fifa 2017 And Football Manager 2017(PC Games) by humurphia(m): 4:34pm On Apr 06, 2017
both 7 k or one for 7k
Technology MarketRe: Galaxy S5 With Small Defect For Sale *affordable* by humurphia(m): 4:33pm On Apr 06, 2017
so whats the defect on the screen.. any defect on the screen?
BusinessRe: ‘I Kiss My Husband Everyday’ – Folorunsho Alakija by humurphia(m): 9:12am On Mar 25, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

We don't wanna know what you do with your husband

I have some questions for kissers

Where do you kiss your partner ?? On the chest or in the mouth ??

Do you tell your partner to brush his/her mouth before kissing ??

When you kiss, do you get your partners saliva in your mouth ??

Do you spit out the saliva afterwards ?? I guess the answer would be "No"

Since you interchange saliva when you kiss, would you drink your partner's saliva if filled in a cup ??

Something i will never ever do in my life

I just threw up in my mouth thinking about how nasty people are
mr man.. will u go and kiss!!
Christianity EtcRe: "I'm A Muslim, My Christian Fiancee Wants Me To Become Christian Before We Wed" by humurphia(m): 12:10am On Mar 01, 2017
ernesty20:
Change to christian because christianity is the only way you can make heaven when you are dead.

Change before it is too late. Dnt say i didnt warn you
.clean your mouth
NYSCRe: The Tallest Guy In Abuja NYSC Camp (Photos) by humurphia(m): 11:47pm On Feb 28, 2017
see tallest from pauls uni
BusinessEntrepreneurship Development And Security Challenges In Nigeria? by humurphia(op): 6:47pm On Jan 17, 2017
The former president of Nigeria Olusegun Obasanjo said “You can’t have security when the economy of your people is not well taken care of and you can’t have security without economic prosperity"
How should we as a nation go about Entrepreneurship development and security challenges in Nigeria?? .
How should we balance entrepreneurship development and security??

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