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Chai, Na dat man be the real Badoo,
Olamide na fake

Some women dey get winch mind oh,
The idiot Waliu guy sef were d Madam order am to beat d girl, him do am,
Him occupation na Panel Beater?

Oga you got nothing to explain to us,
Your wife don run leave you go date pesin were get money and sabi Bleep well pass you.
Move on bro

Go north go carry groundnut oil replace am nah.

Fact is,
this Fulanis only attack Christian settlements and use their cows to destroy Christian farms,
This is a well planned extermination of Northern Christians.
Not to forget, the have been emboldened by the fact that their grand patron is now the President.

I'll come back and read this ,
When I put my wife belle.

Smellymouth:
Hahahhahaha..

So timaya is worth more than #1billion?

This OP is high on osogbo weed..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ct420.gif

lol, the guy just dey call billion like agbero were dey call people to come enter molue

Abia indigenes or rented Abia indigenes?
At least we all know that,
Anybody that can afford it, can rent a crowd to protest about anything in this country.
Those niggas are working for their pay.

may01:
Ntoro ke do.

ok oh

Sung idem oh

MDsambo:
You mean Wole Soyinka can't speak English?

no.
What we meant is,
Buhari's English couldn't be understood by Wole Soyinka,
An interpreter had to tell him what the dullard was saying

Abeg make dem shut up,
Stop throwing names around ediots,
Give us tangible evidence of Jonathan's sponsorship of the NDA, or shut the fvck up.

seunny4lif:
I no understanding of this super story
Which tension
High tension or low tension

na zombie tension

madridguy:
I believe from the video the NA tried their best but was left with no other option than to shoot those miscreant chanting they're ready to die.
I stand with NA.

There are some comments I read here that make me so angry, the above comment Is one of 'em.
1000 innocent were killed, and you have the guts to say you stand with the Nigerian Army,
It's either you are a sadist or you are a psychopath

And the Chagourys are Tinubu's right hand men,
Helping him launder the billions he stole from the Lagos treasury

orisa37:
The bleaching creme invaded her blood stream.

smh

Nigerians don blast things online pass the bombs bokoharam and Isis combined don blast in the real world sef

udysweet:
I'm lost! The language here is a bit hard to read,lol!
Tot topic should read"mkparawa" and not "mkpara"
Ok,esong idem mme ndito eka ye ndito ete mmi. Mkpo abadie?
Ami nto Uyo
Anieowo aba ke uyo mi?

nki proof read ke the topic title,yak ncorrect idaha ado.

may01:
Ami mba ke Uyo idahami...ado ibi kpene nya kpong itie Ami sia mme ma ufoknwed.

Nto INI LGA.

ok nnagha,
Aba nte ado may born nte mmi oh?

At least this guy could have tried to read more about Venezuela and the origin of their problems before comparing our economy to their's,
But I can't blame him,
Cos he is just trying to earn a living defending his paymasters as usual,
Venezuela presently is under sanctions by the United States,

http://www.presstv.com/Detail/2016/03/06/454168/national-emergency/,
Do you know how hard it is to survive under sanctions by the United States of America? ,
American companies won't trade with your country,
Any American bank dealing with your country will be fined by the USA etc.
Add that to the slump in oil prices orchestrated by the United States and Saudi Arabia to weaken countries that the are not fond of like Russia, Iran, and Venezuela, who depend on crude for as their primary foreign exchange earner,
And you have your answer to what Venezuela is going through right now.
Why Venezuela's own is worse than others is because the do not have a strong local economy like Russia and Iran.
N. B :when the going was good and oil price was decent, Venezuela under the late Hugo Chavez lifted half of their population out of poverty,
Gave free health care to the poor and turned almost all of their population literate by making education free from daycare to University.

Using the mathematical formula Z =zombie,
Zombie logic =blame everyone else for Nigeria's woes except The dullard Buhari.

But our police mumu too sha,
Why did the even arrest the wife sef,

Or
Is it now a crime to Bleep another dick apart from your husband's?
Abeg, the should release that woman asap, so that she can go and take care of her kids

Chai,
Na wetin dem dey call double wahala for dead body be dis

Zombie logic,
Using the mathematical formula
Z=zombie,
Zombie logic =blame everything Buhari does wrong on Jonathan, PDP, America, Obama and any Nigerian leader but past and present,
Never you dare to blame the Dullard Buhari.

SAINTSAMURAII:
LOL its not about music bro, we work hard, we play hard. i spending money on a girl, does not mean im stvpid, i just want my girl to look good and presentable becaus everybody knows she is my girl.

hmmmmm

ebosie11:
What do u think?

I think you should take your malaria medicine

Oga dre11 e be like say we go give you title of the 'bringer of bad news on Nl' oh,
Almost all your topics na armed robbers caught rapist caught or person killed

See dia mouth like devil hunter,
If dat devil were dem wan hunt so appear for dia face, don go begin shout blood of Jesus,

Fabulocity:
If you ain't married, then you're still single.

If you're dating or in a relationship, you're still single

If you're engaged, you're still single

Live in lover nko? You're still single

Until you say "I do", you're fabulously single.

the time were I been dey teach for evening school, Na dis kind answer been make I give one student 200/100.

There are two things I hate most,
One is a thief, and the other na thief were mumu,
Instead of the ediot to run with his loot,
He spent the money on clubbing,
Lost all the money, got caught and is now going to jail broke and jobless.

If dem succeed comot something for dat ground,
E go be groundnut oil.

Another zombie is about to repent,
But we no dey convert people again,
The time for repentance Is over,
Na people like una put us for this hardship

Girls too like snap picture sha,
See as she use 6 different posture on top this one picture