₦airaland Forum

Dis days,
na Mungo Park dem full dis Nairaland oh.

If i continue dey read topics like dis,

The small sense were remain me for head go loss finish oh.

Op i get one question for you,
You be aspiring blogger abi you be aspiring pervert?
If we start dey snap all women were we dey see as their pant flash outside for road or office,come upload here,
You no sabi say nairaland servers go crash?.

Who english don help?,
'Flower' were dem don cut, dem don cut,

Whether you choose to call am deflower or defloration, or deforestation, that one no concern us,
Wetin we know been say, pesin don cut the 'flower'

SANDOSKI:
Wetin dey house to chop for dinner.... Hunger dey catch me.... I hope say hungryboy no charm me

aunty no be me oh,
Even me sef dey under hunger charm,
I don go deliverance tire,
If you like, give me 100cups of garri, i go chop am finish, i no go still belleful.

Aunty pray for me,
i need a miracle in my life

Femiartalade:
If this is true
Change is coming

bros, abeg which road him wan take make i go stop am?.
We no need change again oh.

SANDOSKI:
No fear.... My phone na Nokia 3310

ok oh, Me sef i dey use Nokia torch,
Make i on my bluetooth keep make you send me some pictures.

SANDOSKI:
Lol....Bros I don arrive

aunty,
Your picture folder never reach 8gb till now?

halfricanadian:
I want bread relationship

change am to in a Bread relationship nah, but no be agege bread oh.

halfricanadian:
Dats ow it shd b na i bring u bring we both dine nd get filled up nd b happy

ok nah.
Change your status to,

In a garri relationship with hungryboy.

halfricanadian:
We not complete o where is butter Sugar Groundnut water nah

all of them dey my side,
Aunty, bring what you have and i'll bring what i have.

Efisko1:
I get bro.... So u don keep uronry complete

uronry?

halfricanadian:
I love bread nd garri na

aunty, i love bread and garri too, can we mingle?

Where i come from,
Dem no dey taste pesin Garri without buying, except you wan chop curse or even beating.
Aunty SANDOSKI,
come tell am oh.

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Efisko1:
Yesssss
So dat 1 is always yoruba mosque....
I never knw,,was tinking its Hausa

na yoruba mosque oh, hausa mosque na the one were dey Bogobiri.

Efisko1:
UDEC at calabar road beside dey mosque. Do u get?

dat Yoruba mosque abi?

SANDOSKI:
Lol.... Take wine

aunty na only communion wine i dey drink oh,

Before Op go report us give police for derailing. Make we travel leave him territory oh.

SANDOSKI:
Our food don finish... But I get juice... Manage am make I start to pound another food

aunty if to say i no doff you,
I for vex wella oh,
Na ajebutter dey drink Bobo oh,
Here in Akpabong,
Na pammy we dey take brush teeth oh.

SANDOSKI:
Padi me....

aunty hunger and heat wan kill me oh, Una get food for una side?

SANDOSKI:



My Padi......

*Smellymouth *iykekelvins *Airsultan *Faith551 *Vicstar *Hungryboy

___________________________________________________________ ______________________ ______________________

aunty i doff you two.

SANDOSKI:
Op you are right.....





*Chai, dey kind noise from dat generator{24/7} go give dey neighbor headache.....

aunty awa you 2day?

Efisko1:
In calabar....i an my mom bought on Tuesday 17th of may being her bithday....
Dey sum of #31,500
An shes said dat day "bobo u knw i dnt like tecno....hmmmmm if dis phone dare get hot or missbehave...."

I told her mom, u hv my words its a nyc phone...

Efisko na where for Cally you buy am?

MizMyColi:
I just looked up the HTC one M8 phone.

The only cute thing about the device is the platform it runs on.
Snapdragon, Adreno, Quad core, upgradable to 6.0.

It is not even a double Sim phone to begin with.
4MP camera.
2600mAh battery
smh.

I expected something that's made in heaven.

i no need be CIA to know say dis woman dey work for Tecno.

Na sure frontage topic be dis.
Happy birthday Garba lawal

capsule:
Elang ino.... Oya, explain that one..

eyen ino,
scomon scomot dey

Chai,
Politicians don kill us for this country,

Imagine, 13000naira on just one meal for one man?,

Na full goat dem dey chop at once?.

Smellymouth:
Hahahaha.. hungry boy, u don chop?

Tanx man

Respect ..

bros, abeg where the main party wan hold make i come chop rice,

I no dey carry party rice play cos
Na party rice dey sweet pass oh.

See as beard come make Timaya resemble Mad man.
I no blame am sha,
Na Rick Ross cause all this nonsense.

Only zombies will cheer on hearing dis.

We, the masses,
Have to come to the realisation that,

This government is a scam.

Our only prayer now, na may 4yrs fast reach,

make we send the cattle rearer back to him cows

Abeg bros, buy that Old woman Nokia torch or any other basic phone.
Android too carry stress

Make i follow mark register.


happy birthday Smellymouth,


But dis guy username get as e be.
Even a whole me dey fear to type the name sef.

*Make i wake up go brush oh*