₦airaland Forum

.na so e dey be,

By now, Relations were been never call am for the last 5yrs don begin dey call am.

Abeg make una help me tell the Op say, nairaland no be instagram oh.

Chai,

Konji no go kill us for dis Buhari tenure,

See as i rush in as i just hear 'lick my without mercy',


All my thinking be say na pu*ssy licking pics i go see.

sheedy407:
Whenever I read people's testimony on this lovely site created by Seun,sometimes,I tend to believe its a lie but on another thought,I see it that "people get jobs everyday"so I believed most stories and I always pray that one day,I will secure a better job and come back here to share the good news too.

Behold,I just got a better offer as an auditor in one of the leading " Food,Beverage and Tobacco " industry and the pay is above six digits as an entry staff.

Never underestimate your God.
You too can get there.

Thanks to Seun for this platform.

picture of your staff 1d or Idonbilivit

150k ontop clothe were go still dirty?

I still remember the day i drove my Bently to the village, many were in awe of my achievement and many were afraid of me, labelling a Yahoo boy, ritualist etc,
Haters will always question how you came to your success,
Never honour 'em with a reply.
N.B-abeg before you think of kidnapping me, make i talk true,
The only asset were i get na Nokia 2700 with 3 cups of garri, if you no come early, na 2 cups go remain, since i go chop one cup this evening.

dre11:
good one by the rep


so both house now supports the removal of subsidy
the PDP and APC did stand in one voice and say




No to subsidy


let labour do whatever it intends to do...... because we reject subsidy in its totality

let them negotiate for palliatives and not subsidy

bros respect your old age oh, who be the 'we' were follow you support subsidy removal?.

No suprises there,

E just dey like Bokoharam to declare support for Isis.

Omokunlex:
dumb

where this ram escape from?,
Abeg if na that Lai Muhammad ram were been loss, make una tell am make him come carry am oh.

Omokunlex:
whats these one saying?

bros, e be like say e no stay were you join the Walking Dead crew oh?

The Return Of The Walking Dead,

Now showing in theatres near you

HalimaSadiya:
It's okay , I've gotten the replies I need thanks for your time , the most important thing is to do good.

hello Pretty,
Maybe you are new around here,
'Cos in here, christians, muslims and atheists are always fighting for supremacy.

Blackfire:
chai e pain am.... Kikiki.


*i drive 2 cars , one Mazda 2002 model and black Honda pilot 2004, am 30+ and single, i am into building material at oyo state, ibadan.. Moving into my house next year, the former govnor of anambra state happens to be a relation.... Damn am so poor *

nice profile,
oga make i drop my account number?
Nothing is too small

Those one na walking dead,

If dem no put fire for dia body dem no go wake up.

All this Lagos celebrities sef,

Abeg we no know am here for Onitsha oh.

Europija:
Hello to all.I am very worried about my.life.I was trying so long for 5 years to get rid of this guy n forget him n i did it .He was beating me n did me.so much bad.But now after not speaking with him for 4 months he called me.and start treating me how bad things wil start happening to me....He said it with very bad tone as if he is sure about it.N i am sure he is ready to do to me such thing coz he is very wicked person.What should I do??

if you are that Lady on profile,
Please leave him,

Then i'll hook you up with someone who will treat you like the queen you are

PunkyV:
Oh, ok! Now I get it! Naughty! The "V" stands for "Vixen" I just pulled that out of thin air, btw

aunty na you be that Yellow paw paw for your profile?

TonyeBarcanista:
I have been against the so-called amnesty since day 1

that's why i do not want Buhari to offer the Avengers nothing but bullets,

Those guys don't give a damn about the ND region, like Tompolo and Asari, their aim is to get a big payday from the FG.

firstking01:
I just dey o,,,hope you good?

hunger dey hook me here for neck like bow tie oh.

Mr Barcanista is spot on this time,
I'm always of the view that the biggest mistake our government made, was rewarding touts and goons like Asari,Ateke Tom, Tompolo etc with Amnesty and Pipeline Protection contracts.

That single action by the Government set a precedent in the ND region,

that criminality and thuggery can always be rewarded

firstking01:
Egbon

my oga, How ya side na?

Even If dem leave Hell give Buhari make e rule,

Him rule go bad sotey, people come dey beg make dem bring Satan come back.

Buhari no suppose dey rule human beings,
Na only him cows him suppose dey rule

Abeg make una no blame the Dullard of Daura,
Him no even sabi wetin him sign so sef.

By the time the Dullard of Daura is through with this Country,
We go become refugees for our own country,
Abeg make them impeach this man now, before it's too late.

I like this Man.

No hassle

No much talk,

No sweat,


Just money for hand, back for ground

ScamHari

Jumping into conclusion before even establishing the other cause the claim as responsible for her death.
The claim she didn't die from the marks of violence inflicted on her,
Yet the didn't tell us what really killed her.

All this quack Naija doctors sef

Abeg,
Na the same naira were been exchange for 200naira April last year be this?

I swear Nairaland dey boring now oh.

Abeg tell CAN make dem shut up,
Many pastors don't go through what majority of the masses go through because the always have access to free money every Sunday,

With the present increase in price of petrol,

Many Nigerians will be spending half of their salary on transportation,

Tell me the shouldn't feel angry and pained?