Enibeauty:


I want to put 100k in an investment company (don't have an idea of the company yet ), I also want to be receiving monthly from them. But I don't know which is best among. Please, I need your advice.

What is the name of the investment company you want to invest in and what advice do you need?. If you want to talk privately you can send me a PM and i will reply you.

Beware of those who condemn other people's business before advertising their own.

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Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

The ear ring doesn't go with the pink dress.

donshady:


None is advisable. but I'll still prefer fornication to masturbation because

1. Masturbation makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one feeling bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of a sexual practice/ sex organ of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse sexual problems if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. SThe seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

In respect of number 14. Is the content of the seminal fluid released during sex not the same with the one released during masturbation?

notoriousbabe:
it means come make we fok

Hmmmm

Sheggy13:

Means I surrender this child in the hands of God, to care for.
Meaning the parents are acknowledging that they can only do a bit in taking care of the child and calling upon God to do all the caring.

Ok thanks for the explanation.

Can any yoruba person here kindly tell me the meaning of Foluke?.

bada007:
which Nigerian University has the highest number of yahoo guys; left to me i would say unilag because am a student of the institute and i see the cars they drive and the way they trow parties GREAT AKOKITE

Is Yahoo the only way for youths to make money?

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In every business there are losers and there are gainers. The way you do your business whether online or offline will determine if you will gain or lose.
One big mistake people make is leaving their earnings online in a website they have no control of. The money you leave online is not yet yours until you withdraw it into your local bank account.
So the tip i am giving you guys today is withdraw your money from the Internet as you earn. Don't stock it on the website no matter how trusted the program is.
When LIBERTY RESERVE, the world's most popular e-currency website suddenly closed down people lost money. I was one of those who didn't lose a dime because I learned long before that incident from my online business teacher never to leave my money online because websites will never give you notice before they close .

saintgwizard:
Another tax?

We understand that the government is gasping for breath, but must it take away the breath of the masses to survive? Can't they look for ways to deal with the root causes instead of always attacking the symptoms.

This government self

This government keep advising the youth to go into agriculture since government can not create jobs for them. So why can't the government embrace agriculture as an alternative source of revenue since their own "employment"(oil revenue) is no longer enough for them.
Must they dip hand into our pockets to create revenue for government?
This shows that the government is not even creative and they are telling the youth to be creative.
Why can't they create external sources of revenue.

Best friend

Still available.

thesicilian:
It's a welcome development. At least it will reduce the number of mad people on the road. But it doesn't have to come from Abuja - that will slow down the whole process. Can't each state issue the certificate?

You are right. Must everything come from Abuja. ? Any little thing Abuja.

Osinachiadinma:
Please I have a serious buyer for this truck. Can you send the pictures - engine, inside and location to my whatsapp 09095422265 ASAP. Please are there any known issues? Thanks

There's no issues with the truck. It's in good condition. I will send you the pictures you requested.

klevotino:
boss am interested in learning petroleun product than rather siting at home went are u ready to start the teaching

Whenever you are ready just let me know. My contact details is on my signature.

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

Why not engage in self-employment while searching for a job. Try your hands on marketing petroleum products. I can teach you if you are interested.

Still available.

MathsChic:
It's hard to believe this is the same oshiomole who held a lot of promise as labour leader in Nigeria. He has effectively sold himself to the dark side.

Money dey change people na. You can never know who a man really is until he makes money. Then his real self will come out.

The mileage is 1109km.

We have 15,000 litres truck for sale. A SCANIA TRUCK 2002 model. The truck is registered and is in perfect condition.
Price is N3.8 million(Negotiable).

This is outlandish.

My laptop is state-of-the-art. HP Envy with Windows 10, 16GB RAM and 1TB HDD.

dollaflow:
thanks, more advice needed with at least one reason

What kind of business do you want to start?

The best time to start a business is now.

Olutola88:
Is it possible one gives u money wen he neither knows u nor what u wanna use d money 4?

I am not expecting you to give me money without meeting me first. You can call me, we talk about it, then we can meet before you give me the money. That is if you are interested.

If you can give me N350,000,I will invest it and remit N70,000 into your account every month. I am serious about this.

ERUDITEE:




*I await my "ban"

*at least I just made "common sense". [/b]

Are you Murray Bruce? . Lol

The whole story sounds like slavery. What is the function of Nigeria Labour Congress? I can't take this conditions from any organization o. Thank God I am a businessman.