₦airaland Forum

Zahra29:
No, enlistees need to have valid residence rights to be eligible.

A stint in the army is a great segue into many industries like consulting. Employers value many of the skills that would have gained/developed, which are also transferable.

Viruses:
Company: ****
Job Title: Operations officer
Achievement: Provided and profferred solutions to problems that had long plagued the human race, increased customer satisfaction and increased company revenue by over 70%.

Tell me which employer no go employ this CV 😊

AKALAMAGBO:
You like wahala 😹😹😹

CowbellY:
Nope. Have to serve 4 years at least too.

claremont:
There are Nigerians in the British Army. I was one of them and I have since left many years ago. It's a good life if you are young, single and willing to travel the world; not so much if you are looking to have a family and/or professional career.

bigtt76:
Exactly what they said but I'm like if I get that long stay and working why I go need dem ...make dem nor con send me go war front

kwakudtraveller:
Na so now, your network is your net worth.

bigtt76:
Learnt they've temporarily suspended such recruitment for now. The Army and Airforce team were on campus recently when they mentioned that. Awon werey ...now the trick they all use is tell you that you have to be in the country for at least 3 years

kekakuz:
My first daughter happens to live with her mum and i only get to see her Like once a week or less.

I have noticed that when ever she talks to me on phone, she talks like an adult. She says things only an experienced person would say.for example, she called me to buy 3 cakes for her birthday and I questioned why.

She said because the last time I bought her cake was for her 1st birthday and I have to buy for all the years I did not buy.recently, I asked her who is God and she said God is a spirit that lives in heaven and is on the water and he created everything from the the water.

Even though this sounds incoherent and funny, I don't expect such answer from a 4 years old girl.

Today, I called her to myself and ask her what of her mum and she answered "which one" I was shocked .

I proceeded to ask her how many mum does she have and she said "my mum dies long time ago and this one is her second mum" I was shocked to the bone.

So I separated her from her siblings and asked deeper questions even tho I didn't want her to feel scared. She also told me she had 2 othere siblings and called their names. Told me where she lived before and this is where I stopped.

I have always wanted to belive In Reincarnation and this is proof before my very eyes .

Guys what do you think and how do I handle this

Akorkor:
I am wondering why people are taking P over someone salary. Yes, many people collect more than this and some collect lesser than this. This does not indicate that they have financial sense than you, so with any salary you receive, most important thing is your financial discipline. I believe that if you cant survive with little, you cant survive with more.

hyzich:
As in, make dem dey play.. is just like saying civil service salary is the benchmark in Naija.. I met a guy who used to work with JP Morgan, omo when the guy told me his bonus I shocked, his salary is on another level.. The fact is that we need all these to motivate ourselves and see beyond our current status.
Even TFL pays better than NHS sef

dupyshoo:
It can be funny when people think NHS is the benchmark.

brine:
Not everyone works with the NHS. Think outside the box!

Teedol:
Na wah for these orisrisi salaries pple are brandishing anyhow. Average take home in the UK is £3k and that's the truth, where I work presently I earn more than my ogas becos I add more weekend hrs, and all these guys own new cars and houses, don't let anybody fool you with fake salaries. Go and check Band 7 NHS take home.

AgentXxx:
Only if you won't your details 😛

AgentXxx:
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BuildingProject:
😂😂
And the building project continues.
xx

misterkelly:
😁
I'm just an ordinary JJC machine operator, trying to find a bearing. Managing a PROJECT won't be bad on a soon later date, at least I am AGILE.
I am MISTER Kelly. Sir ti poju. "How many is my body?"

gmacnoms:
took this at 4am before I slept

misterkelly:
You can go with the kolaq formula if you want a quick one. But for continuity and without going to back to KOLAQ, you can easily introduce these fruits into Sir Borris in-between meals- cucumber, banana, watermelon and groundnut. The resultant effect should manifest in 7 to 14 working days.
And the only thing he will need before starting the foundation to the mansion building project will be water intake and a jar of additional H2O by the side. Who says one don't sweat in this youkay. He will surely perspire cos the project will require extra time.
And be ready to receive greetings from your neighbors that are always minding their businesses when next they see you two. Toripe ogiri ile UK leti 😎😁.

Kelly of Doncaster has spoken!!😎👌

Chreze:
Does that mean that we all came here for solely migration and no course for self improvement in the form of education?

Madeu:
I was telling someone this on Tuesday. My department employed five international recruits last year. The five were Nigerians. Learnt another one is coming this year. A lot of my Senior colleagues are always furious when lot of Nigerians in Nigeira apply for job vacancies. .

gmacnoms:
Make I observe am today. Thanks for the insight

Kingray10:
8pm everywhere bright, then 3am day don brake
Na half night or what ?

Lexusgs430:
So this person wey dey draw wàhálà, for living in the UK thread ....... Never even enter plane, when hìn dey find trouble.........


Wonders shall never end ....... Now you don finally enter, let's see how your go waka go be ....... 🤣

BorisJohnson:
ABEG LETS LEAVE THIS MATTER.

Ehen.

On this thread previously, someone posted some formula that can be used if man wants to build mansion on another man’s daughter.

I can’t seem to find the post.

Please help a sister. I wan arrange that thing give my other 1/2 let him build mansion on me.
I cannot come and kee myself. I wan collect am hot hot.

LionInZion:
😀
But ChatGPT's most recent updated information was September 2021. Op could be misled with old information if they followed gpt lol

pretty1986:
Good evening sir,pls do you know any university that offer Masters in Adults Nursing Research program?

Zahra29:
And it's not just family housing under pressure. It's nursery and school places which might be free to attend, but cost the gov thousands per child, NHS waiting lists etc - that's what causes alarm for a small country with inadequate resources/ planning to cater for the large increase in migration.