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RomanceFree Fleet Management Consultancy Services by hylyne(op): 5:22pm On Jul 25, 2016
Do you have up to ten vehicles in your company and you're having challenges with its management (maintenance)?. This could be an opportunity for you to set things right for free.

I am a seasoned and passionate Fleet Engineer with over Ten years experience in fleet Maintenance and management. I have worked in the workshop as an Auto mechanic and also in the office as fleet manager. I am very Okay, with technical and non-technical issues relating to Fleet. So you're in safe hands.

I wish to offer free one-week consultancy services to your organization, to help model some processes, in

1.Fleet fault Reporting Procedures

2. Fleet Maintenance check list, to reduce breakdowns.

3. Fleet management software.

4. Driver's retraining ( fleet management, Fleet Fault Reporting, Road signs etc)

5. Fleet cataloging and development of fleet history.
And other challenges peculiar with your line/mode of operation.

Feel free to reach me on 08092330661. Please this service is only available in lagos, for now.
PoliticsFree Fleet Management Consultancy Services by hylyne(op): 5:15pm On Jul 25, 2016
Do you have up to ten vehicles in your company and you're having challenges with its management (maintenance)?. This could be an opportunity for you to set things right for free.

I am a seasoned and passionate Fleet Engineer with over Ten years experience in fleet Maintenance and management. I have worked in the workshop as an Auto mechanic and also in the office as fleet manager. I am very Okay, with technical and non-technical issues relating to Fleet. So you're in safe hands.

I wish to offer free one-week consultancy services to your organization, to help model some processes, in

1.Fleet fault Reporting Procedures

2. Fleet Maintenance check list, to reduce breakdowns.

3. Fleet management software.

4. Driver's retraining ( fleet management, Fleet Fault Reporting, Road signs etc)

5. Fleet cataloging and development of fleet history.
And other challenges peculiar with your line/mode of operation.

Feel free to reach me on 08092330661. This service is restricted to lagos only, for now.
PoliticsRe: Man Excited To Meet Obasanjo In Victoria, Seychelles by hylyne(m): 8:52am On Jul 25, 2016
A president should also dress well. Or didn't his mother tell him that?
PetsRe: OMG! See The HUGE Snake Bayelsa Politician Encountered At His New House (PHOTOS) by hylyne(m): 8:41am On Jul 25, 2016
Thank God for u. I celebrate life with you.

Kindly tell your colleagues to stop looting public funds, Else they would see more dangerous snakes, wherever they building with looted fund.

Thanks
CelebritiesRe: See Hot Photos And Twerking Video Of Nollywood Actress, Destiny Etiko by hylyne(m): 8:34am On Jul 25, 2016
Isn't that stretch marks on her right thigh(below) ? Kindly confirm and get back to me. Check 2nd pic
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mechanical Engineers Let Us Start Automobile Company by hylyne(m): 10:02pm On Jul 24, 2016
[quote author=hylyne post=47856871]Guy, you really don't need a firm that teaches Automobile Maintenance(enough of theories) ,rather what you need is a very busy workshop. You can start up with any good workshop closest to you, just to enable you control cost . Most time they won't pay you. But provided the workshop is really busy, go there, tell them u wanna do interns with them.

In my time, I was paid 25k/month, while I was spending 35k on just transport fare. I worked Monday - Friday, then I would do private teaching on Saturdays and Sundays. Sometimes within the week, i had teaching schedules after my work 7pm - 10pm.

Bro, Except a seed of corn falls to the ground and dies, it would not germinate. Today, I speak of practical application of Automobile engineering principles. You can do that too.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mechanical Engineers Let Us Start Automobile Company by hylyne(m): 10:00pm On Jul 24, 2016
PromiseUche:
@ Hylyne and Edoboy, I am interested in being a floor mechanic, I have experience during my student industrial attachment, now a first degree holder, but need to professionalize in a field. Pls help with a firm that teaches and pays small or big money @ ABUJA, LAGOS, AND PH.
Guy, you really don't need a firm that teaches Automobile Maintenance(enough of theories) ,rather what you need is a very busy workshop. You can start up with any good workshop closest to you, just to enable you control cost . Most time they won't pay you. But provided the workshop is really busy, go there, tell them u wanna do interns with them.

In my time, I was paid 25k/month, while I was spending 35k on just transport fare. I worked Monday - Friday, then I would do private teaching on Saturdays and Sundays. Sometimes within the week, i had teaching schedules after my work 7pm - 10pm.

Bro, Except a seed of corn falls to the ground and dies, it would not germinate. Today, I speak of practical application of Automobile engineering principles.
CareerRe: Are You Interested In Becoming A Part Of Auto Repairs Start Up Company? by hylyne(m): 7:07pm On Jul 24, 2016
Okay! If you're for real, contact me on 08092330661. I'm interested. I have lots of experience to bring on-board.
Regards...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mechanical Engineers Let Us Start Automobile Company by hylyne(m): 6:06pm On Jul 24, 2016
Do u have experience? I have a hand-on experience on Automobile fault troubleshooting and repairs for both petrol and diesel engines and also use of Diagnostic Machine. Theories ( fluid mechanics, I. C engines etc) would only give you an edge to learn repairs faster. How did I get here?

After my Masters degree in Mechanical engineering, Thermofluids to be precise, I went for a Training in an automobile company/workshop. In fact, I served as a Technician(floor mechanic). Now, I Supervise repairs. I interpret fleet fault Form, and then make recommendations for repairs. I paid my dues.

Do same, and thank me later.
CrimeRe: Okada Riders Protest With Corpse Of Colleague Shot By Police In Benue by hylyne(m): 4:44pm On Jul 24, 2016
It is very possible that the man is not completely dead. They should consider taking him to a doctor to confirm first....
CrimeRe: Okada Riders Protest With Corpse Of Colleague Shot By Police In Benue by hylyne(m): 4:43pm On Jul 24, 2016
It is very possible that the man is not completely dead. They consider taking him to a doctor to confirm first....
Christianity EtcRe: See What Jehovah Witnesses Go Through When Spreading The Gospel (photos) by hylyne(m): 3:38pm On Jul 24, 2016
Orubebe01:
I sincerely love the way this jw people dress. They always look cute, not exposing their body to the public especially their females.
Who told you that. You may need to see more of them before concluding....
PoliticsRe: APC Win In Owerri West Re-run, Others Inconclusive by hylyne(m): 3:36pm On Jul 24, 2016
bender79:
Lol..you spent your time on naira land hating while they real voters were mobilized with 1000 per vote.
And you are happy that, people's votes were bought.
Some people self.
PoliticsRe: APC Win In Owerri West Re-run, Others Inconclusive by hylyne(m): 3:35pm On Jul 24, 2016
bender79:
Lol..you spent your time on naira land hating while they real voters were mobilized with 1000 per vote.
And you are happy stating, people's votes were bought.
Some people self.
PoliticsRe: At BBC, Lai Mohammed Quoted A Yoruba Proverb by hylyne(m): 8:42am On Jul 23, 2016
Nelkoko:
any difference?
No difference yet....
Romance10 Things You Did Not Know About SPERM by hylyne(op): 2:48am On Jul 23, 2016
Below are Ten key things you need to know about sperms



1. Not all sperm are made equal: As much as a man would love to have millions of perfect little guys, the fact is that many of them are deformed. We’re talking two heads, two tails, squiggly tails, heads that are too large or two small, etc.


2. Sperm are hard workers: Well, not all of them. But of the ones that can swim straight enough to get to the egg, one lucky bugger (though sometimes more than one. Can you say multiples?) drills its way into the egg to begin fertilization.


3. There is a difference between “sperm” and “semen”: Many people use both terms interchangeably, but they are not the same substance. Sperm cells are just one part of the semen. Seminal fluid also contains fructose and proteolytic, among other enzymes, to help the sperm on they way.


4. The odds are tough: In the average ejaculate, there 200 million sperm. That’s some steep competition!
5. Sperm don’t have to be moving to fertilize an egg: That’s both true and not true. For natural fertilization to occur, the sperm has to be able to swim and drill into the egg, but during In-Vitro fertilization, the sperm is injected directly into the egg, making motion on the sperm’s part a nonissue.

6. They don’t always know where they’re going: Only about half of the sperm who are ejaculated make it to the egg. The rest doodle around in circles.


7. You need to keep your boys cool: For healthy sperm to exist in a man’s body, the testicles need to be cooler than the body. On average, testicles are seven degrees cooler than the rest of the body. You don’t want the testicles to be any closer to the warmth than necessary. That’s why boxers are better than briefs when it comes to making babies!


8. The production process is different in men and women : Ladies are born with all the eggs they will ever have in their life. But men are constantly making new sperm. It takes about two months for a sperm cell to go from start to finish.


9. Diet plays a big role in the taste of semen: Gentlemen, if you are partial to MouthAction, do both of you a favor by exercising regularly and maintaining a diet high in fruits and veggies. It benefits you in that you will have healthier sperm, and it benefits your partner in that your semen tastes better. A diet high in red meat, dairy, garlic and coffee will make the taste of your semen take a nosedive.


10. They come in both genders: Yes, there are male and female sperm. The males tend to be faster, but the females are stronger, so it’s kind of a stalemate in the sperm gender war.[b]Below are Ten key things you need to know about sperms
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Fuel Suppliers Arrested In Maiduguri. Photos by hylyne(m): 6:54pm On Jul 20, 2016
The case would like Sokoto's case.... Useless government
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati With His Wife At Their Daughter's Graduation by hylyne(m): 6:11pm On Jul 20, 2016
Hope her graduation would reduce pressure on FOREX? or is she going for MSc immediately....
EducationRe: Examination Questions For Law Students In UNIBEN(pic by hylyne(m): 6:05pm On Jul 20, 2016
Will you be sincere enough to show me your payslip, when you get a job?
Abeg don't disturb us with your cross. Carry it alone jare....
EducationRe: HeriPoly Final Year Students Celebrated Their Final Exams By Pouring Of Water by hylyne(m): 5:50pm On Jul 20, 2016
They are celebrating final papers, as though they have seen their results...
Childishness
PoliticsRe: Buhari Presides Over The Federal Executive Council Meeting In Abuja - photos by hylyne(m): 5:37pm On Jul 20, 2016
So should we jump into lagoon, cos they had FEC meeting?

Or is this their first meeting.

What has been the outcomes of their previous meetings?

Op, still wondering why this post is relevant...

Okay! Perhaps you intended to show us pictures of FAILED leaders. Thumbs-up then
PoliticsRe: aikanti Baru Visits President Buhari by hylyne(m): 5:52pm On Jul 18, 2016
ApenaEde:
Though I'm a Christian but d truth b say, Muslims ar more trustworthy with money. There is dat sincerity and straightforwardness about Muslims.
Guy with the level of reasoning displayed in this ur statement. I assure you, you may not go far in life...
PoliticsRe: aikanti Baru Visits President Buhari by hylyne(m): 5:47pm On Jul 18, 2016
Why not use both hands and legs to shake him. Rubber Stamp appointments. Nonsense...
Car TalkRe: Epsom Salt test? Can it really restore a failing car battery? by hylyne(m): 8:27am On Jul 17, 2016
Op I love your brilliant mind. My candid advice is that, while you are reactivating your old battery using Epsom, kindly buy another battery and put inside ur boot. It's safer to replace fault battery, than to repair it.
Thanks
CrimeRe: Prostitute Bites Customer's joystick In Asaba For Refusing To Pay After Sex by hylyne(m): 5:47pm On Jul 14, 2016
Op, pictures or I report you to EFCC
FashionRe: Lady And Her Unclad Butt At A Beauty Shop (graphic Photo) by hylyne(m): 8:41am On Jul 13, 2016
Agents of darkness. Freshly released from the kingdom of darkness...
CelebritiesRe: Early Morning Hotness: Sexy Trinidad Lady Flaunts Her Mad Curves On Instagram by hylyne(m): 8:18am On Jul 13, 2016
Is her body, the only thing she can offer in relationship... If yes.. I see a intimacy gadget
PoliticsRe: Pls Tune To Ait Kakaki Going On APC Supporter Trying To Defend Buhari by hylyne(m): 9:52am On May 24, 2016
I no get light, no fuel in my genset and I am yet to be paid salaries.... So tell me how to watch the program. Useless Apc..
PoliticsRe: FG working “silently” to resolve herdsmen/farmers clashes – Lai Mohammed by hylyne(m): 9:23am On Apr 26, 2016
dedons:
Here comes the father of all LIARS.

Click LIKE if you don't belive this man and SHARE if you believe him.
I know that the father of all lairs is SATAN D Devil. are u now implying that our 'beloved ' information minister is........
BusinessRe: Emefiele Predicts Economic Boom For Nigeria In 2018 by hylyne(m): 1:12pm On Apr 19, 2016
RomanceRe: My Landlady Seduced Me, But I Saw This In Her Vagina (graphic Content) by hylyne(m): 9:31am On Apr 16, 2016
The only advice you deserve is that, you should return the money to the husband as soon as he comes back. That way you would be free from the curse u have leveled on ur destiny...
CelebritiesRe: Is This True About Nollywood Actor Tony Umez? (Pic) by hylyne(m): 5:36pm On Apr 15, 2016
hifaif1:
His expressions are always mumuish
LOL e dey pain am oooo

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