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TravelNigerians In Tanzania by hylyne(op): 7:04pm On Jun 19, 2022
Hi everyone,

What's your experience as a Nigerian leaving in Tanzania? Is Tz a Cool place , friendly place ?
PoliticsRe: NANS Threatens To Shut Down Nigeria Over FG's Planned Subsidy Removal by hylyne(m): 6:52am On Nov 27, 2021
AntiWailer:
Leaders of tomorrow prefer that 1 trillion be spent on fictitious fuel subsidy ?

Like some people just submit papers they supplied fuel worth x amount and they get paid subsidy of your amount ?

Na wa o
Will they use the subsidy money after removal or channel it to private pockets? This is our challenge. We don't trust our leaders anymore
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Gowon Celebrates His 87th Birthday Today by hylyne(m): 7:47am On Oct 19, 2021
kettykin:
I still don't know why this Man is not recognised and respected the way other heads of state are , OBJ , Abdulsalami .seems to carry more respect
What are his achievements... List them
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent !!!! Female Stylist Wanted by hylyne(op): 4:52pm On Jun 23, 2021
hylyne:
Thanks for calling...we are still taking More calls.
Thanks for the stylists, who called and visited for interviews...the window is still Open until it's closed.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent !!!! Female Stylist Wanted by hylyne(op): 11:58am On Jun 20, 2021
hylyne:
We urgently need a well experienced and hard working female stylist, to manage an already established and fast growing fashion outfit;

Location; NEPA gowon estate, behind Mokola market Egbeda Lagos

Contact ; for further details call +234 812 200 5516.

Pls admin move to front Page.
Thanks for calling...we are still taking More calls.
Jobs/VacanciesUrgent !!!! Female Stylist Wanted by hylyne(op):
We urgently need a well experienced and hard working female stylist, to manage an already established and fast growing fashion outfit;

Location; NEPA gowon estate, behind Mokola market Egbeda Lagos

Contact ; for further details call +234 812 200 5516.

Pls admin move to front Page.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Working To Rescue Kidnapped Greenfield University Students – FG by hylyne(m): 10:16am On May 05, 2021
modsfucker:
The last time I check, he used his incompetence to rescue Chibok, Kankara and Kagara students... So I guess you're the one who needs to understand that the gravity of the situation at hand is more than the Buharipobia you are displaying.
You are indeed a mudafucker.... You lack knowledge and soap dey your eye...
FamilyRe: How Do People Who Don't Drink Or Smoke Relief Their Anger? by hylyne(m): 11:22am On Feb 15, 2021
NiRfreak:
Today I was really angry. Someone got me so mad that I could destroy things or harm the person. But I maintained my cool. Yet I was just mad almost all day that I couldn't concentrate on anything else. Then I became angrier for being angry and being in a bad mood that was caused by someone else.

Then this evening, and since it's been a while I went out to drink cos I've been very busy lately. So I went to my ATM and withdraw as much as I could afford to waste.
I went to a bar, drink, drink, took peppersoup..and took a couple of stick...
Now I'm a happy man and no longer angry.

I'm. now wondering how people who don't drink nor smoke or go on lavishing spree manage to relieve their anger when mad..Hmmm. This life is too short to allow people spoil ya mood
We have the Peace of God in us.

Peace that passeth all understanding, that's why you would keep wondering how we manage it.

Embrace Him today, and you would be glad you did.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke Shows Off Her Valentine's Gifts Worth Millions Of Naira by hylyne(m): 10:16am On Feb 15, 2021
This is the only opportunity she has to remain relevant.


Covid-19 no let this one enjoy her tenure.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: An Employer Asking Applicant About His Salary In His Previous Work.is It Right? by hylyne(m): 10:10am On Jan 13, 2021
AntiWailer:
That is the end of the interview Bro.

Nothing is confidential.

It is a normal HC procedure to know your current earnings so they can decide if the deal they are offering u is fair or not.

As an hiring Manager, once u say that. The interview is over. No way you are going to the next level.

I prefer u tell me u earn 50k a month but u won't do 1 naira less than 500k a month than that 'Confidential Bull Craaap'

Infact your previous pay slip is needed before u are given offer letter in any reasonable Organization not mush room employers.

NB : please I am not talking about 30k per month job offers. So stay away. Come back when you graduate and look for a better job.

You don't have to abuse me. Stay with your believe for your next employer and blame Buhari for joblessness.
This is same crap i noticed on two occasions last year. Both indigenous downstream oil and gas. I made it to the final stages and both Mds indicated interest. But the challenge was that I must present my payslip before, they make an offer. What nonsense?

What connects my payslip with your existing pay structure. I have told you my current and my pay expectation. Is it not wise at that point, you decide what you can offer instead of stretching it further?

Funny enough one of them called me back after 6months of waiting for the payslip, which I refused to give, offering 150k less than what I'm currently earning. Can you imagine the nonsense, so na so I for the share my payslip up and down abi

Most coys that insist on payslip presentation, don't pay well. Take it or leave it.
RomanceRe: Do Every Lady Bleed During Their First Sex? by hylyne(m): 7:47pm On Dec 24, 2020
Misslilbootay:
I have this friend of mine that recently had sex with her boyfriend. She was a virgin until she slept with him.
The thing is she had been in two relationships prior to this but she was fortunate enough to keep herself until her recent relationship.

Now after sex, the guy claimed she wasn't a virgin because she didn't bleed. Secondly, ever since she had sex with him, she had been peeing on herself even in public.

My question is to the ladies, Is bleeding that important during the first sex of a female?

Also, they have broken up because of this issue. Do you think she should get back with the guy and try to get him to trust her?
Why are you not bothered about your friend peeing in public?

Sensibly, I would have have thought, her health should be your priority instead of all these boyfriend questions..
RomanceRe: Guys/ladies Can You Date Or Marry An Only Child? by hylyne(m): 10:06pm On Dec 06, 2020
Zzor:
Nothing childish here,what I see sitting down as a lady, you can't see it on top of the highest mountain as a man
I pray your son wouldn't grow clinched to you.

It's usually easier to lash people on issues, that we don't concern us..
RomanceRe: Sore Dick Because Of Extremely Strong Penis "Details Inside" by hylyne(m): 8:45am On Nov 08, 2020
Axel1:
I really don't masturbate that often, that was my past life. But I do have a fleshlight and a semi flesh light that I'm using to masturbate and I really don't feel these soreness whenever I'm sexing my fleshlight or sex doll
Bros, your matter is hydroheaded.... You sleep with ladies randomly with condom. You have a gf and a backup FLESHLIGHT..

and you are confidently proud to say you regularly go for STD test.

Why don't you save yourself some problems and be focused in life.
RomanceRe: ... by hylyne(m): 7:09am On Nov 05, 2020
Confuzedman:
The thing juz weak me.she is a nice person generally
Are you high on Jaz? How can you refer this lazy time waster as being nice... You need deliverance broh.
RomanceRe: Doctors And Their Foking Libido by hylyne(m): 10:44am On Nov 02, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
Calm down, I know you're a doc, but that doesnt mean majority of you aren't sex freaks, it's a known fact, I think it's cos they feel they can have any woman they want who'd fall for them because of their profession.
If you had an ugly experience with a particular Doctor, that would not be a logical stand to generalize.

It might even surprise you to know that some Dr dislikes woman cos of their consultanting room experiences with some Woman
FamilyRe: Your Wife Denies You Sex. by hylyne(m): 1:46pm On Oct 26, 2020
MasterofNL:
I will see if I can manage 3 days a week.
Manage 3 times in a week SMH. Are you jobless?
RomanceRe: What Is That Thing That No Amount Of Peer Pressure Would Make You Do? by hylyne(m): 11:47am On Oct 26, 2020
virginprincess:
Forunication, nobody can ever make me commit forunication no matter what.
I fully agree with you. But your DP says otherwise..
Foreign AffairsRe: President Trump Develops Fever, Flown To Walter Reed Hospital by hylyne(m): 7:37am On Oct 03, 2020
naptu2:
Video of Trump boarding Marine One on his way to the hospital.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-kfqeEbWy0
This is how democratic government should be run. The country and the world at large are properly informed of Mr President's health status. Pictures are all over, showing departure and where he is taken to...

Unlike Nigeria, where a few selected people, out of 200m, stage-manage the presidency. Flies him to unknown destination at nights when he takes ill...i pity naija
RomanceRe: Bobrisky Gives Erica N1 Million, To Fly Her To Dubai (Video) by hylyne(m): 4:33am On Sep 18, 2020
saphiere:
Scam? He just gave Erica N1m. Dubai is cheap to go so this won't hurt his pocket.
Did you just HE? I thought it's a SHE
FamilyRe: My Sister-In-Law Staying With Us Atimes Knows When We Are Making Love.Pls Advise by hylyne(m): 9:13pm On Aug 08, 2020
Chimpretty:
@Op let her be sleeping in the sitting room.
Bros, when did you arrive? Lol
CrimeRe: Policeman Shoots 23-Year-Old Man Dead In Delta (Disturbing Photos) by hylyne(m): 8:45pm On Aug 08, 2020
mike272:
Please Nigerians don't play around or argue with any police officer holding a gun. Most of these police are not mentally or psychologically stable.

The mental state of these people aught to be tested before given a gun. That's the norm but we don't follow it.
You just said the, Oga kpatakpata of them all...
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by hylyne(m): 7:09pm On Jun 27, 2020
EzzyCarter:
I killed this Python in my street this morning after having swallowed a goat

Bros why now? If you'd lie at least lie responsibly. cheesy Where's the goat the python swallowed? Audio goat grin
He just accused the python, justification for taking life...
Smile
Naija Police style.
Christianity EtcRe: If The Sexual Urge Is Too Strong & You Are Not Married, Just Do This by hylyne(m): 5:01am On Jun 27, 2020
stanliwise:
How did you place masturbation and rape in same basket? Anyway it’s just your opinion.
Not having control over one's sexual feelings, leads to either of them.
PoliticsRe: Shooting In Aso Rock: PDP Raises Alarm, Demands President Buhari's Response by hylyne(m): 2:50am On Jun 14, 2020
chukel:
Nigeria is full of dimwits. Nairaland is worse. Nobody has even verified the news. And everyone is shouting one nonsense or the other. What has happened to reasoning and due diligence? Brainless people who take themselves to be wise everywhere
Wise one! You should have verified the News and update us, instead of calling people names.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Celebrates Her 66th Birthday Today by hylyne(m): 11:20am On Jun 13, 2020
CANDYDADDY:
Apart from being a Grand Master in public's fund looting,nothing else i know about her

Those among that tarnished and ruined Goodluck Jonathan's reputation back then

By the way,has it flew EFCC mind of her being accused of 2015 $2 billion arms deal or have they been silenced by the act of bribing
Your hatred for people's progress Might stop yours...
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Should I Marry This Girl Despite These Observations by hylyne(m): 11:51am On Jun 12, 2020
Impostor:
Another thread from me again.

Hello everyone,

This is a very important issues and I would love to seek people's opinion on this. I don't think she knows about Nairaland so I will share and delete later.

Lately I have been dating with the intention of getting married but I don't think I have found the one. However, among the few ladies around me, there's this particular one that is perfect. I mean perfect. She's homely, caring and I really like her but the problem is I love two things in women:
A bit of ass - average or big ass & I don't find short girls attractive. I prefer average height to tall girls. I'm average height.

I don't know why but as far as I can remember I have always find tall ladies attractive or at least average height. Sometimes I am with this lady and in my mind I will be unhappy with her height and ass. She sometimes wear things that makes her height deficiency obvious.

She's 5ft.4, good job, family. She's just perfect and I really like her. This girl is every man's dream but I can't seem to look past the height. I tell myself, guy just manage, overlook these things but I keep having double mind.

I am still searching but I keep wondering if it is safe for me to just go with this lady despite the ass and height issue. I know these things would sound trivial and childish but we all have things we admire in the opposite sex. Even if I will overlook ass but height...

Please Nairalanders and married folks, is it ok to compromise on things you admire in the opposite sex when it comes to marriage? Afterall Nigerian women always get fat after marriage so even the ass may not be important then.

I would really appreciate your advice cos she has made it clear she's looking for a husband sensing that I won't marry her.

Is it childish thinking about ass size and height in marriage? Shouldn't I prioritize her homely and good character over those physical attributes? Pls advise
CLEARLY You have no understanding about the meaning of PERFECTION...

you sound very confused. You don't know what exactly you want; PERFECTION, BIG ASS OR HEIGHT...
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Should I Marry This Girl Despite These Observations by hylyne(m): 11:46am On Jun 12, 2020
anthonyuncle:
do not marry someone that u ain't sexually attracted to,

it's very important
As if people that got married to ladies ,they were sexually attracted to aren't cheating or having issues in their relationship.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Can't Stop Complain That My Brest Doesn't Satisfy Him During Sex by hylyne(m): 7:30am On Jun 12, 2020
I'm not surprised...

The Bible says, let the breast of your WIFE (not your gf) satisfy you.

There's nothing satisfactory in Gf's body.
RomanceRe: I Have Lost Interest In Sex! I Don’t Understand What Is Happening To Me Or How T by hylyne(m): 7:25am On Jun 12, 2020
Alionamarshall:
Hi, greetings to everyone.

Please I need advice. Before now, I was sexually active. While growing up, I started having sex when I was 14yrs, I use to enjoy sex a lot with guys but suddenly when I became an adult, I noticed I stopped enjoying sex with guys. I noticed I was craving for a woman, at this point, I haven’t had sex with any girl yet (I was 19yrs).

So I decided to have sex with a girl so that all the craziness can stop because I know my mother will kill if she find out what am thinking (my mother and I are very close). But honestly, it become worse, I literally turned to lesbian sex addict. I had sex with any girl that showed interest on me, I even had sex with most of my friends ( I will indirectly lure them with nice things)

I know this is very wrong but I couldn’t tell anyone my problem not even my mom because I didn’t want to hurt her feelings! I decided to go to church and seek for deliverance, after delivery, it will feel like I’m healed but throughout that period, I will not be my normal self. I will be so lonely and depressed and before you know it, I will commit another sin.

I tried to get a man and fall in love with him but it didn’t go well because I couldn’t satisfy him sexually, I have gone to every church I can for deliverance and I have taken doctor’s prescription to boost my sexual libido but to no avail.

The only time I can have normal sex with a guy and enjoy it is when I’m on drugs.

I really hate myself and I have lost interest in having sex with everyone both men and women.

I don’t know how to improve my situation please help me.

I’m very scared of disappointing my mother! She means the world to me.

A little about myself.

I’m done with school and waiting for NYSC, would have been serving if not for covid 19.

I’m 26yrs old

I’m currently learning software engineering!
Two things are very evident in your case.
First is the act of lesbianism
Secondly, drug addiction.

Again, from the tone of your write up, it seems you have a relatively good family up-bringing, Atleast you recognize the fact that your mum wouldnt be proud of you in these acts.

My observations : it's very obvious, that your bad company has negatively affected you. Your bad company includes, the friends you keep, the type of books you read, the movies you watch and surely some concepts/idealogies you consider trendy are hunting you.

Drug addiction is a sign of emptiness and depression. Clearly, something is missing somewhere and probably, you can't lay hold of it.

For me you earnestly need to get back to you root. Change your ideology, friends, books and videos, especially now you have opportunity during your Nysc. You can be better or worse. It depends on you.
PoliticsRe: Kola Ologbondiyan: ₦679M daily FG School Feeding Programme, A Monumental Scam by hylyne(m): 11:11am On Jun 07, 2020
Kingpele:
Pdp is jealous of APC, they understand their format of looting our public funds, so they knew APC most be doing like them when they were in charge ( though I personally agree with them to some extent) .... But most they wail at everything, this people know that most People in this country lack the patience to investigate facts and figures, that why they keep throwing figures here and there... How did this man arrive at his point... Am not in support of any party, but the overall process of this country is my priority for my sake and that of all of us. don't promote unverified views of bitter people. before we set this nation on fire, which will consume it... Loose of Election is not a call to be mad or an agent of disability of the nation, bikuno
Are you normal?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With Tambuwal Over Sokoto Killing (photos) by hylyne(m): 5:27am On May 30, 2020
Your president doesn't wear nose mask?

Let's continue deceiving ourselves.

I can't wait to see the last scene of the poorly scripted drama
PoliticsRe: 774,000 Recruitment: Keyamo Threatens To Resign If Politicians Hijack Process by hylyne(m): 8:58pm On Apr 30, 2020
Festus is sick and tired of this administration. Hence, he is looking for an opportunity to resign. Why wouldn't they hijack the process.

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