₦airaland Forum

Safiaa:
Get ready sis. They are coming in 1...2...3....

i had

holatimmy:
Let me give you mine as a last born

1.You are spoilt when your elder one cooks for you
2.You can't contribute to any decision making in the house.
3.Whenever you are bullied,you get a sorry and a pat on the head.
4.The smallest piece of meat is yours.
5.You should be like your elder ones

Abeg...Being a last born no be beans

joey150:
This nairaland is becoming unbearable..


Form kiss daniel in club with girls to this....


Ma love for this forum dey die daily

JUST PORT to QUORA.com... you will learn new things than this hell hole called a forum.

eliment:
pls is there any body that have washing machine for sale?

check jiji dot ng and you will run lol.

amarachi06:
Honest answer, who wore it better.

One thing I love and have noticed about you is that you are BOLD AND CONFIDENT!

prettytasha:
I need a logistics company that can ship within Nigeria

KOS, ACE, Courier Plus... They all have their wahala sha.

Toks2008:
Sure in Nigeria...remember that this is nairaland not dollar euro or poundland lol!

lol. U would be shock to know the number of foreigners that come here. I was discussing with my Indian friend and mentioned Africa's biggest online forum and he asked :"Nairaland"? So you see?

Elsielex:
I'm 29 going on 30 with no suitor or even a boyfriend. Most of my toasters are married men and I don't want to be the reason for a broken home so I marry my job and steer clear romance.

lol. U sef help ursef. Upload ur Pic. Most girls who do that are not stupid.

Toks2008:
Chai! well I know there are some 21 yr Olds that reason like the 30s but in my experience,most ladies below 25 are usually too carefree to think about a purposeful union until they realize they are about 26 which is 4 years away from that dreaded age of 30 which scares many single ladies...

Nevertheless I will appreciate ladies of 25 and above to come on board to interact and possible develop purposeful friendship with responsible guys here...

Say Nigerian girls. In some climes, girls in their 20s already know what they want. I was shocked to read that a guy got married to his girl friend after her Msc on the day she finished and they were both in their early 20s and guess what, they are Nigerians. I read about An American thereafter.

Let's just say we are a country of misplaced priorities.

alexialin:
OK that's a starting point
As time goes on, u wil have various reasons.
Best of luck.

you are a woman of wisdom. Wish u d very best.

xqzytchyca:
I used to think 5years; but I've realised most guys that are >/=5years older than I am do not know what they want and lack common sense at the same time...so, I'm all about any guy that meets my top5 qualities...not older than 37 shaa

what are the top 5 qualities? Interesting and curious to know.

Can this make Faxing possible?

Sleekyshuga:
Women dey give men money for brideprice or you just wanted to be funny?

A man that cannot afford brideprice (that's the cheapest), na wedding him wan do ?

ever heard of desperado? U never jam.

AnaCheks:
You can't get a 32inch TV at that price, fairly used plasma is 40k

that guy no know say dollar don high ni. Lmaoo.

MsDelilah:
[color=Blue]Ladies, try the Siena treatment like I did.

Play along with him. Then, send your entire conversation to his wife [/color]

okay. I don know u now. U deactivated your previous account. Abeg me we hear word. Coming here to lie won't do u any good biko.

Are you not that light skin lady with LadyMercedes as moniker? You tori don reach different table abeg. Stop the lies.

MsDelilah:
[color=Blue]Ladies, try the Siena treatment like I did.

Play along with him. Then, send your entire conversation to his wife [/color]

Siena of Nairaland? Ah.... na wa oooooooo

janellemonae:
Lol! God is d foundation of a marriage. Not beauty.

1) U will meet a lot of ladies more beautiful dn ur wife. JUst know that. There are so many beauty queens being cheated on everyday. Even jlo & her beautiful backside was cheated on.

2) U'll be surprised how many "not beautiful" women snatch husbands. It's not by beauty o, so many things attract pple to each other & some women have mastered d art of seduction. I've seen a marriage where d guys wife was drop dead gorgeous & some ugly woman broke up her home. They ended up divorced & d other woman moved in & had 2 more kids for him. True story.

I am someone is always contented with what he has, no matter what. I still know the number girls I have been with unlike guys who have lost count. There more important things to tackle in life that wasting time trying to out rank the next guy in chasing and bedding anything in skirts

Trustworthiness:
I hope women will one day come to terms that Men by the nature of thier creation are polygamous.

The idea of attributing or seeing man going for another woman means cheating needs to be push aside.

Although, I did not buy the idea of man dating another woman without the intention of marrying her. But if he intends to marry her as second, third or fourth wife is not a bad idea as men need more than a woman in thier life.

So, women needs to start accepting the fact that men nature is polygamous.

I am not polygamous in nature if you are. You people need to start defining that bullshit personally to urself

Adonis86:
Not only ladies, guys too.
Many married young guys are currently on my neck for sx. Some wit kids already,wen i ask why,they wil tell me their family forced them into marriage. They claim preference for fellow guys, these are handsome guys with cool cash here in Awka.

probaby they married not good looking women... it's one of the reason I really want my wife to be gorgeous facially. Yes, I want it that way so that I don't look outside and I really have a craving for beauty ladies.

Archaa:
Se this one o..


you have refused to tell the house the countless gifts you receive from the married man ba..

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lol. Don't mind the idiot. She receive gift which is the leeway for most men that make them hopeful and she complain they are after her. Nonsense!

Nellychinma20:
here's another one
There was this friend of mine, the girl love me no be small.
She was too fond of me and wanted me to meet her family ,mind u they are very rich
After the day I visited ,her dad took interest in me and anytime he's coming to school to visit her he would but lots of gifts for me and the mum too took me as a daughter.
we all became free around each other and got to know my family too.
I was in school one day when her dad called and told me to come outside (I thought it was about our surprise birthday party for her cos that was prior to her birthday)
with my innocent mind I came out and entered his car, he drove to a hotel and we went to the bar to have a drink.
He started confessing his love, at first I thought it was a joke and I jokingly told him to stop.
I was speechless when he tried grabbing and kissing me.
stunned, I stood up and told him to take me home
I was visibly shaking ,I least expected that from him
now my friend complains I don't like visiting her family and I always give flimsy excuses ,I can't tell her.
she talks about her perfect dad a lot and most times am mute, she won't understand
And whenever I visit them, her mum will tell me how happy she is for having such a faithful and good husband and even teach me how to make my man faithful when I get married.
He is still unrelenting but I can't betray a family that loves me so much
And I don't want to break his home, they are so lovely

you just one dumb and stupid girl. Admit it. Obiorathesubtle already pointed it out that acting weak makes men think you want in and that is one big fat Fact in the act. If u like continue with this stupidity until they rape you because you led them on. It's like putting banana before a monkey and expect it not to eat it.

ODE!

Alesandese:
you are funny

lol. I am serious though *puts hand down and touches tongue with it* I swear gawd. lalasticlala is my witness.

Side Note: women don't want hear a guy does not have a girlfriend.

lovelygurl:
Op to be honest I don't know what your problem is.

Threaten to tell his wife

Make sure everybody knows he's married

Always give him disgusting looks because HE IS disgusting

Embarass him in public places. Especially in public places

Girl how did you even get yourself in that kind of situation in the first place?!

u are wise.

Alesandese:
Stubborn or not, once you make up your mind never to do it, then you will not date them. Guys with girlfriends professing love to me irks me let alone married ones. I can't even share self

I don't have girlfriend,hope that won't irk you?

daveP:
TAaaa. cost of living is now neck deep that ogun state is now an option.

the tax alone is hilarious. taxing a sachet water seller more than the goods on display is crap. lagos needs reset or the elites would only be the ones innit.

Ogun State is a beauty. Anybody that does not have a land in Ogun state right now will cry later.

meezynetwork:
All this is talk. We need it running and working first before praising. Delta state did similar thing during the time of uduaghan but the establishment is in comatose now. It didn't even work for one day after the commissioning. So forget all this political moves. I don't know why nothing works in nigeria

nothing works in Nigeria because the citizens are stupid, poverty stricken to think right and ask right question which makes it easy to fool them with so much eaaaasssseeee

Bookiemart01:
I can help you pay. Send me a message via my signature

I have sorted it out ma'am. I waited long for help but no one responded. I had to meet someone off here. And the goods sold before they even arrived.

shinarlaura:
So handsome

huh.

Davash222:
While Igbos and Yorubas are always at war here..

it's the idiots that engage in such. Yoruba-Igbo marriage still remains the HIGHEST in the south.

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gbegemaster:
Found this while searching. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/200bn-stolen-money-stashed-in-dubai-shehu-sani/

If this money actually exists it will really help Nigeria.

It still begs the question on how it's even possible to steal such a huge amount of money? Does it mean that Nigeria actually makes more money than we know?

You have no idea how rich this country is, really. We are just cursed to with thieves as leaders.