Honlucas:


hy peter obi finished with 3rd class na

boss it's been long we've not heard from sinkhole

IamDietiesGod:


I swear!. You can see the man tone and mood has changed.

When did they start using the lexicon "minimum" instead of "All". Lol.

it's because their members have revolved already.
one of them died recently due to hunger and frustration

KunGioKehRah:
Rent a room in a hotel

Call her to come and fxck her very well
Give her doggy style , give her missionary
Ask her if you should cxm inside or withdraw the sperm
If she wants it give it to her. Tell her to give you blo.wjob and suck your penis cap very well.
Give her kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa, ta, ta ta ta , fa fa ,fa,

What are we together for, it's not when we die that we should be enjoying each other.
Ask her if she wouldn't mind a thre.esome with her daughter.
Drink via.gra or alcohol and wee.d and bang them both.


BUT BE READY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS

#itiswell!

bad guy

Trustedapparel:
My mother in-law always complain that I don't give her attention ....fast forward to yesterday my mother in-law add me on wattsap and start sending me sexy pictures of hers....mind u we are all staying together at my family resident...infact Thier is one day that I am dressing this woman just batch in into my room without fear , looking at my penis ...I was so ashame of my self ....I don't want to chase her away ....and I haven't report to my wife this issue... because I don't want to bring separation in-between them .....mind u the said mother in-law is only 42 years.....I don't know were to start from, this thing is killing me inside and giving me sleepless knight,I need advice please no insult

na planned work with the wife to set you up.
be wise

Freshgrace4life:
From Plateau or so , he's Hausa by tribe .

my colleauge here is bearing Identity card, for here in Bayelsa mehn i just dey laugh anytime my boss at work place calls his name.
that plateau sef is known for bearing Chinese names sef

FluidQueen:
Tell your sister madam.

Let her know the Husband is a working STD corpse.

hi dear I've been following your diaries.
can we please talk via email?

CaptainFM1:


Lol.

True caller pick aggregate/average name that is attached to the number in social media space and from what people generally store the number as.

You may be shocked what people see from True caller when they dial your number. If people have been saving your name as Olosho because they met you at Allen junction, True caller may bring your name as Halima Olosho.

It is the garbage that is fed into the space that Truecaller returns. Some people would call me and Truecaller will bring their name as "Scammer". When I even try to listen them, you would here: "I'm James Akindele calling from Access Bank or I mistakenly send a data to your phone...and all that their scamming lines.

Overtime, people have being tagging that number as scam, scammer, scamming, Yahooyahoo etc.

God bless you and you're right.
my Truecaller details display my nairaland moniker, i was so surprised but found out most nairalanders i have transaction with save my contacts on their phone with my nairaland moniker

NotKnown:
But why would you mock him and his name?
If someone should discriminate against you cos of your name you go like am?
You lost a good friend cos of your myopic thinking.
Good luck with life.

another gay spotted

Freshgrace4life:
I don see person wey him name na Paramount ..

where is he from?

Goodman247:
Is there anything wrong with that name, is just that in Nigeria slangs it means gbola

Nigerian slangs ke?
Britons use it as a euphemism for prick

Starz825:
No be bayelsa person dey bear "document"

Evergreen4:
He must be from Bayelsa

a thread was posted here on funny names and I came across Bayelsa own , someone even bear Identity card.

opyzy:

mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me

Nzeogwo that initiated the coup wasn't even Igbo.
he was from present day Delta State

seunak2016:
once he's done at man united, he can go Saudi Arabia for 1b contract per year because no top club in Europe will be interested in his arrogance and selfish football style again

mumu learn to keep your mouth shut

Mutant001:
go to Abuja, lagos and so many other States in nigeria and see independent women living large

You are not yet exposed.

You are too immature to have a convo with me

Hello dear!
good morning.
please let's communicate privately.

Meister:
They want to bail a pedophile, God forbid bad thing. Someone that's supposed to be serving concurrent life sentences

keep shut that guy Is innocent.
on sure a poverty stricken broke ass like you didn't have data to watch the Video

Mutant001:
mumu answer my question

Where in asia did your ancestors come from?

hi love you're ignoring me

Kobojunkie:
And forced that work on them to begin with? Some of you don't even realize yourselves the genesis of your problems.

you're so intellectual.
can I send a mail?

SenecaTheYonger:
I sleep 4 hours a day. This is actually destroying every aspect of my life except my job.

how does sleeping 4 hours destroy aspects of your life?

Honourable1901:
Yes a good way to celebrate the mama charly .. but that Charly be like person wey go like mpurumiri

Mama Charlie don kpai, all these things no dey necessary

Perfectman91:
Guys we are the trophy! Avoid "I never chop girls"...if feeding is your problem then there's no good you can offer.

omo you wicked oooo
see as you just ignore am after she say she nor chop

Mutant001:
Who's this mo.ron Typing aimlessly like someone without a functional brain? No consistency. I doubt your mental stability.

hi I'm lesbian as well.
i just sent you a pm, kindly respond to it

Bayyajidda:

Who is this pink peacock?

Igbo man get a life

faceland:


She will need a new one every 7 to 10 years. Kidney transplant is not for life.

seriously?

Buddha3:
Let your thieving father who like other wicked Nigerian politicians has tirelessly subjected everyday Nigerians to untold pain and hardship, save you.

When e red for una na that time una go sabi the masses. Bastards!

come on don't be so heartless

Bobbiee:
This is sad, and I wish she is helped. But I won't be giving my kidney to her or her family. The Nigerian politicians are in a secret cult whose mission is to ensure the continued suffering of Nigerian citizens. Although it is sad, millions of Nigerians die on a daily basis and everyone just looks at it as another statistic. Unfortunately, if care isn't taken, she would die and be forgotten

oh my God