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FamilyRe: Please Help Look Into This Family Issue (I'm Loosing My Mind) by IamCookie(f): 5:31pm On May 18, 2020
Dreyton36:
You Sabi something cool how about a rendezvous
Some nice Italian wine , listening to some wyclef jean cool
Wouldn't be a bad idea
FamilyRe: Please Help Look Into This Family Issue (I'm Loosing My Mind) by IamCookie(f): 2:03pm On May 18, 2020
Dreyton36:
Firstly get your dad treated mentally
Then you put emotions aside, gone are those days when you'll let shit slide
If you feed me bullets I feed you bomb , that's life nowadays
Send me an email I'll get your brother tied up for months in a place scientists can't reveal
There's a connection between him and your mom , sorry to say but it's the bitter truth , and your dad is the victim
Anyway If u still wanna have your brother drilled by me just send an email and his details , he won't even know it's you sef
FUCKUP NO DEY SOUR
"...in a place scientists can't reveal." :Wyclef Jean- Diallo
HealthRe: Are You Drinking Enough Water? 6 Signs You Need To Drink More Water by IamCookie(f): 1:53pm On May 18, 2020
OdefaGirl:
Warm water therapy is really good dear....browse for more information you need, but if I have stomach ache and take cold water it triggers.... but if I take warm water, it calms down.... when I have cough, I normally take warm water and honey, within 2-3 days... it's gone.
Helpful! I appreciate. Have a pleasant day
HealthRe: Are You Drinking Enough Water? 6 Signs You Need To Drink More Water by IamCookie(f): 9:30am On May 18, 2020
OdefaGirl:
I need to drink more water..... wink wink I believe in my water therapy....... feels headache or too much pressure at work, I grab my room temperature water....... not the cold one, coz that increases the headache and gives me joint pains some times.
How healthy is drinking hot - warm water almost everyday ?
I have a friend(Male) that takes hot-warm water everyday. He claims to prefer it to cold water/ room temp. water.
Anyone with better knowledge can also give their thoughts. Thanks
HealthRe: What's The First Thing You Will Do After The COVID-19 Pandemic? by IamCookie(f): 6:47pm On May 16, 2020
BOOOMNAIJA:
First things first....

IF U BELIEVE U'LL BE ALIVE AFTER THE PANDEMIC, HIT LIKE.....
For it is written that ," man shall not live by believing alone...so , I decline to HIT like button.
EducationRe: E-learning: Atlantic Hall Imposes N175,000 Monthly Fee For Online Learning by IamCookie(f): 5:35pm On May 15, 2020
Amotolongbo:
1.5million Naira per term?

What are they teaching?

I don’t think the parents should complain on that amount levied on virtual teaching monthly, if they can afford millions of Naira per session.

Throughout my primary to university, adding all my school fees, e no go reach 1.5million naira
Yea. All the amount i paid as tuition fees(Tertiary) from Pre - degree till grad. no reach forty five thousand naira sef.
SECONDARY: Maybe 10k including WAEC cos I attended a Public School.
PRIMARY level : Don't have an idea- it's a PRIVATE school though.

Well sha, we want our childrens' lives to be better than ours...and when u have what it takes to achieve it , don't hesitate!
EducationRe: Private Schools Plan To Begin 3rd Term Session In Lagos Contrary To Directive by IamCookie(op): 8:01am On May 02, 2020
egopersonified:
Why do you all like to type misleading topics? It's online classes but you made it seem like they asked students to go to the school premises.
We urge our parents to please coorporate with us in achieving a smooth-running Online School for 3rd Term.
EducationRe: Private Schools Plan To Begin 3rd Term Session In Lagos Contrary To Directive by IamCookie(op): 8:00am On May 02, 2020
egopersonified:
Why do you all like to type misleading topics? It's online classes but you made it seem like they asked students to go to the school premises.
The issue is not mainly about Online classes. It has to do with commencement of 3rdTERM ,which the Ministry of Education is against.
EducationRe: Private Schools Plan To Begin 3rd Term Session In Lagos Contrary To Directive by IamCookie(op): 11:52pm On May 01, 2020
jagaban002:
It can’t work and 80% of us knows this .
I guess the management plans to organize this in clandestine. Making money is the ultimate
EducationRe: Private Schools Plan To Begin 3rd Term Session In Lagos Contrary To Directive by IamCookie(op): 11:44pm On May 01, 2020
The reason I didn't remove the name of the school so that it doesn't look like a fake info...I asked her to forward It to me and she did
EducationPrivate Schools Plan To Begin 3rd Term Session In Lagos Contrary To Directive by IamCookie(op): 11:39pm On May 01, 2020
A friend of mine got a call yesterday about the proposed 3rd term resumption in private school via Online and that the amount to be paid will be forwarded accordingly.
Today, she got a message which reads :

Dear Parents,

*NEW PLAN FOR ONLINE SCHOOL*[b][/b]
This is to inform all parents that due to the pandemic and sudden lockdown which has led a set back in the academic session, the school has therefore decided to intensify the already existing WhatsApp learning classes, this is to enable pupil to remain up to date with their studies.

The emergency closure of the school has come with it's own challenges such as;
Pupils not having their textbooks to work with.
Having to turn our parents to emergency teachers without training.
We have therefore derived a mode of communication;
Use of ICT Gadgets such as *LAPTOPS, ANDROID PHONES(WhatsApp or Zoom)*
We urge our parents to please coorporate with us in achieving a smooth-running Online School for 3rd Term.

We crave your indulgence to please be available on WhatsApp to discuss the modalities of learning.

Date: Sunday, 3rd May 2020

Time: 5pm

I look forward to having on board.
*COVID-19 is a phase, it shall surely pass. Please stay safe*

Many thanks
Management
Funcrest Schools

Recall that the Lagos State Ministry of Education had issued a directive that Schools remain closed and that there will be no Third term yet . I believe Schools in Lagos State operate a unified system .

What do you think about this ?
HealthRe: Lagos Confirms One COVID-19 Death by IamCookie(f): 8:00pm On May 01, 2020
Death is inevitable
HealthRe: Osagie Ehanire To Nigerians: “Donate Your Buildings As Isolation Centres” by IamCookie(f): 3:17pm On May 01, 2020
Majority of them in Power has event centers located in the capital of States in Nigeria. He should appeal to his colleagues first ...and those that diverted Public funds and other international funds meant to develop the health sector.

Imagine , Lagos has less than a thousand COVID-19 patient and the government became concerned with 'no sufficient bed space.'
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Proposed Infectious Disease Act: Plagarised And Dangerous by IamCookie(op): 3:03pm On May 01, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Proposed Infectious Disease Act: Plagarised And Dangerous by IamCookie(op): 2:55pm On May 01, 2020
Controversy has continued to trail the bill sponsored by the Honorable Speaker of The House of reps in the control of infectious bill in Nigeria. What is your stand on this ,Nairalanders?
PoliticsNigeria’s Proposed Infectious Disease Act: Plagarised And Dangerous by IamCookie(op): 2:52pm On May 01, 2020
On April 28, 2020, a piece of draft legislation that could permanently change the experience of Nigeria as we know it was quietly transmitted to members of the House of Representatives for consideration. On the surface, it is a somewhat innocuous bill – possibly even praiseworthy and necessary, but as has become the case in recent times, a closer examination of this bill reveals that it potentially creates a lot more problems than it purports to solve.

The Infectious Diseases Act is supposed to create a legal framework for the federal government to manage the special circumstances surrounding infectious disease outbreaks like the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, which at last count had claimed 44 lives across Nigeria.

Sponsored by House Speaker Femi Gbajabiamila, what the bill is supposed to do is provide an updated legislative basis for the government’s anti-pandemic efforts, replacing the National Quarantine Act of 2004, which many have identified as the cause of least some of the FG’s initial flat-footed response to COVID-19.

In reality, it potentially opens the door to a new set of legal and constitutional quagmires.

Also, it is almost entirely – word for word – plagiarised from the Singapore Infectious Diseases Act 1977.

Reactions have continued to trail this "supposed " bill by the Honorable speaker of the House of Representatives. Kindly visit the source below to read through .

http://newswirengr.com/2020/04/29/nigerias-proposed-infectious-disease-act-plagarised-and-dangerous/[b][/b]
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 2:32pm On May 01, 2020
SmartchildTutor:
Cute thing you didn't take offence.
Hi Cookie.
How's Lucious?
Luscious is ever ready to roar and eat up a Cookie...there will always be Cookie! wink
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 2:30pm On May 01, 2020
EagleSquare1:
I am sorry, but I guess we are all clueless.
I would have expected discussions here on possible MDAs (even if we haven’t read the report) to be merged or scrapped, but all I am getting are insults and counter-insults flying all around.

I would recommend a report that will just merge all our heads here together and have them scrapped due to the overhead cost of wasted data and man hours!
Hmm. You are so on track.
Accordingly ,you could also be a part of the proceeding by looking into the report and bringing it over for further discussion.

Looking forward, where convenient
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 12:50pm On May 01, 2020
Kingspin:
Just a political announcement to stir Nigerians in the midst of Covid 19 era and your jumping up and down like you are new to Nigeria game.


Reply to me when the committee has successfully completed its task.

Tell the same Buhari to sign the electoral law.
So, President Buhari must sign everything that comes to his table abi ? Just like Former President ,GEJ signed everything huhundecided
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 10:33am On May 01, 2020
Uchedeformula:
Madam, the truth is that no Administration in Naija can implement such recommendation in its first term. Absolutely not feasible because downsizing will step on many toes and pose threats to re-election. I personally believe that if Jonathan had won 2nd term, he would have implemented it.

With due respect Ma'am, this is Nigeria. Our political terrain is very sensitive. And if you study our history very well you will realize that radical decisions are made by Civilian Presidents and Governors often in their 2nd tenure. It's a norm, and wise politicians play by this rule.
You have a valid point.
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 10:31am On May 01, 2020
chukel:
part of the oransanye report on NDDC has been implemented though in a modified manner. Oransanye recommended collapsing NDDC into ministry of Nigerdelta as it was a duplicity of function. The fraud in the past was that most contracts awarded by NDDC were also awarded by Ministry of Nigerdelta and vice versa. Still those contracts ended up unexecuted after full payments. So buhari pushed the NDDC from presidency to the purview of ministry of Nigerdelta. But the real thing is to collapse in into the ministry
And I think it's reasonable. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 10:25am On May 01, 2020
Cantonese:
No. The report would have been implemented if GEJ won the 2015 election. The question you should ask why did it take this long for this government to implement it too?

Government is a continuum as they say. Truthfully GEJ had great policies drawn up but politics by this APC government continues to be a barrier towards the implementation of the policies.

How many policies have APC government drawn up how much more implement them?
Lol. Someone noted that ORONSAYE report was done in 2011 and it took [b]your PDP, [/b]under GEJ years to give considerations which never happened. Second term na WAEC...who talk say u go pass? 2011-2015( space of 4yrs)
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 10:18am On May 01, 2020
chukel:
he set up a committee in September 2019 to review and see the applicability of orosanya committee recommendation.
Really ? Wow! And it seem this is the best time to start. Thanks for the clarity
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 10:16am On May 01, 2020
MansoryMX:
Not the presence of COVID19, but rather the account balance of the Federation. Nigeria is Broke
Hmm. I agree sir
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 10:14am On May 01, 2020
4Play:
Nigerian governments are not keen on streamlining the public sector as a bloated public sector allows for the distribution of political patronage.

Like an obese man who starts slimming down after developing AIDS, the government had no choice but to cut down now given its run out of money and is desperately seeking IMF bailout.
Quite Easily Said. #thumbsup sir
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 10:12am On May 01, 2020
SmartchildTutor:
Please is GEJ still the president?
Just asking for my neighbour.
Smiles. You don't need to ask for your neighbour. Simply tell me that I committed an error and I'll thank you for the correction. Thanks for highlighting it ,anyway. Good morning
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 10:08am On May 01, 2020
tee4naija:
Not just COVID-19, they needed a second term. Now that they have it, they didn't need our votes again.
Mark my words, the agencies that are going to be affected the most are either the ones currently headed by a southerner, the ones with the most southerners population or the ones that promote southerners interests like NDDC.You think the probe of NCDC is just about corruption? Far from it. It's a planned move to set the ground for its eventual scrapping.
I don't think there will be anything like "eventual scrapping of NDDC, " especially when there is also the existence of North East Dev commission. NDDC is too important.. !

More so, I think the Oronsaye report had suggested and recommended the modus operandi to reducing the cost of governance in this direction, so the issue relating to Southerners dominating agencies should be out of our concerns.
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 12:30am On May 01, 2020
SeverusSnape:
Fingers crossed, We know this government is a government of 'we will' 'we will'. Let's see if they will implement it.
I think it's high time the administration did that.


Mods: lalasticlala, others
kindly move to front page. Nairalanders need to know.
Happy New Month
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 12:17am On May 01, 2020
SeverusSnape:
Bubu the mumu is just clueless.

Trial by error government.

Achievement(s): Nothing.

They now know that this recommendation from the Jonathan Administration is the best. grin
Commonly called the Oransaye report, the 800-paged report had recommended the abolishment and merging of 102 government agencies and parastatals.

It was recommended to Jonathan's administration but he lacked the political will, and not Jonathan's administration recommending it to Buhari's .
PoliticsRe: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by IamCookie(op): 12:13am On May 01, 2020
SeverusSnape:
But you sounded like one. Most Bubu the mumu supporters are Zombies.

Which Clear inputs are you looking for again?, go through my posts and see if there's none. By the way, Zombies don't see clear inputs, it's like pouring water in a basket.
So, that is the reason you decide to embrace the 'unclear way of communicating?!' Funny man

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