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Romance / Re: Torn Between Two Men by iamdnegro: 9:36pm On Oct 23, 2009
This gel u no well oo.!! U just dey play d field u neva ready marry. If you jus dey try enjoy ursef den enjoy ursef. Otherwise make up your mind. Mi I no see any kind of challenge for dis decision wey u dey try make. I sure say u just dey konsida dat guy wey dey Jand because u dey think Pounds!! And d guy wey dey naija u no too send. Because if u really like d guy wey dey naija and na your soulmate den you go don forget about the guy wey dey Jand tay tay.

So na d conclusion of my analysis be this: (1) You no too dey into the guy wey dey naija, otherwiase u go marry am sharp sharp. (2) You wan marry guy wey get pepper (dat na why u dey even talk to the guy wey dey Jand.)

With dat said. Good luck ooo!!
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Best Rapper Ever To Hold The Mic. by iamdnegro: 4:38pm On Jun 17, 2009
Frank White.
Culture / Re: The Official Ukwuani Thread: Ukwuani Bu Ani Eze by iamdnegro: 4:25pm On Jun 17, 2009
Nde obodo um. Ajay ni o/ Otofe ni o! (OMG - hope i wrote all that right)

Anyways - I am excited about this thread. I hope to meet some nice youthful ukwani people who are interested in the development, progress, and prosperity of our land, people and culture.

I read through the thread and unfortunately discovered that some detractors have made their way into this thread. Fortunately, I think it would be easy to kick them out of this forum by reporting their abuses to the moderator.

Now, I believe we can start meaningful discussions on some of the issues that affect our people and come up with plausible, pragmatic solutions to these issues. Then hopefully, we can somehow take our ideas to the powers that be and see these ideas implemented.

So wetin una think?
Culture / Re: Ndokwa / Ukwani Nation Delta And Rivers State by iamdnegro: 2:45pm On Jun 16, 2009
nde ukwani kwenu!

Ajay! Otofe!

Wetin dey happen for this forum sef?

I from ndokwa sef. Dey live in the A too. Whats good me peeps!
Music/Radio / Re: M.i Vs Naeto C by iamdnegro: 12:54am On Jun 11, 2009
walttt:

n dont get me wrong here, aint no one saying Mode aint ok, he's a n OK rapper, but i'd prefer he stuck to poetry n anchored children stories like Tales by moonlight rather than givin us KRS1 rapstyles,
wat u dont knoe, rap's dynamic, dat's y peeps r even feeling southern flava, aint no one lissenin to a Pentium rap when they got options of centrino duo core and athlon!

U r so right.

GUCCI MANE
JUICE MAN
SHAWTY LO
T.I
YUNG LA

e.t.c Its Atlanta baby!!!
Music/Radio / Re: M.i Vs Naeto C by iamdnegro: 12:50am On Jun 11, 2009
dejiariyo:

just say u are not intelligent enough to understand what modenine is spitting, out of all those u mentioned tell me anyone who is well recognised in africa like modenine ?

its pple like yu that will take lil wayne over nas cos u cant figure out what nas is speaking, and besides hiphop is not about punchlines its a bout knowledge and which modenine pocess, tell me any of the two cats u list above that can make any sensible song like AFRICA,419 STATE OF MIND,LAGOS STATE OF MIND,CRY,JOURNEY SO FAR e.t.c how many punchlines are in those songs? they are all full of good story telling and addressing of issues, the problem i have with most of u nitwit is that u hardly even listen before u pass judgement, why cant yu all fault asa cos she is not doing party songs>?

tell me any of mi or naeto c track that will pass as classic? i can name 10 tracks from modenine which has already being passed as a classics.

physics,chemistry,biology is hiphop-krs1

I've got only one thing to say to you:

I may not be intelligent enough to understand what Modenine is 'spitting' but I can SPELL the word "possess" and your bitch ass cant.

I am Hip-Hop. But you, my friend, are a wanna-be hip hopper. It's obvious by everything you have said.

Capiche!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by iamdnegro: 9:58pm On Jun 10, 2009
Ibime:

^^^^Whats the nonsense above?  grin. . . . I rank that 0.5/10. . . .how can a rapper claim Muswell Hill with pride?. . . . .rap and grime are two different genres. . . . lemme show you how its done son. . . . this is an old verse of mine. . . .




Your career’s a Fosbury flop. . . while I raise the bar/
In this game, you get played like an Ace of Hearts/
I’m poised like an angel shark/ so don’t wade too far/
incase I park/ my razor sharp/ teeth in your navel parts/
and crunch like cornflakes/ till ya femur breaks/
. . . as my canines sink into big dog steaks/
plus. . . I only play for big dog stakes!/
so if ya speed down my path . . .best hit y’all brakes!/
cos I flip your weight/ like a forklift truck/
How many dicks can ya LovePeddler lips suck?/. . . Good Question!
. . but it’s rhetorical/ . .so don’t consult the oracle/
leave the question hanging. . cos you’d find the answer horrible!/
I’m a muff diver/ spitting out tufts of saliva/
A ruff rider/ She gets roughed up inside her/
I pump fire/ when I be touching and teasing/
Hand over her mouth just to muffle her breathing/
Stand over her mouth when Im dumping the semen/
So hand over ya spouse. . . or Ill stand over ya house/
like King Kong. . . and put my fist through the roof/
The issue is YOU!/ she kissed you and flew/
She wouldn’t miss you. . . so you  picked a tissue and blew/
Boo hoo. . . cried ya eyes cos you was loving the ho/
You should be hung on a rope/. . .  or strung on a boat/
and dragged across the sea. . .see if ya sunk or ya float/
Or better yet, dumped in a moat/. . . till ya stunk and ya bloat/
. . cos ya gave her the world. . . and left with nothing to show/
. . just a lump in ya throat/. . .while Im picking her shrimp/
Cos she snatched my banana like a cynical chimp/
And you been ridiculed since/. . . you little pitiful wimp!/
In the jungle, a critical limp/ could finish a love-vendor/
survival is vital/. . .  predators with impediments. . .
go hungry. . . till their flesh end up as sediments/
Im past ‘tense’. . Im ‘nervous’/. . ya past-tense. . .ya murdered/
So have sense/ I couldn't give half cents. . . I'm impervious!/
Get ya ass bent/ and dumped in Tashkent/ suburbias/
where rats attend ya service/ turn ya ass into burgers/
Im an Alpha male. . .  while you past ya prime/
. . at prime time, my primates pass the nine/
You primarily just pass the time. . . I pass with flying colours/
And laugh at lying sluggards/. . . my graph is climbing upwards/
Im so greedy. . . I smile when I walk past the needy/
You can’t see me. . . my dough levitate like Houdini/
Featherweights like to be me/ . . . cos Im the Don/
Im Don King. . . Im the King. . you a Donkey Kong!/

Nigga What the Fu*k is this junk. Please nigga keep your day job. All y'all bitchs tryin to rhyme up in here need to quit it right now. Please dont get me started. Dont push me.

bIOTCHES!!
Music/Radio / Re: Your 5 Best Music Beats Of All Time ? by iamdnegro: 8:36pm On Jun 10, 2009
dapsycool:

1, Chaka Demus & Pliers -- She Don't Let Nobody

updating ,


Ain't that some shit! Omo na u sabi pass
Music/Radio / Re: Modenine.a Reall Emcee by iamdnegro: 6:20pm On Jun 10, 2009
Rhymstein:

Moreova my best rapper is lupe fiasco.Am a fan of concious rap.All those bling bling,got money,rappers singin,are bullshit to me

Lupe what?

No wonder! You are one of those people that like rappers that are too deep for themselves. Rappers that use meaningless metaphors and senseless similies. Abeg commot for here. Only Lupe knows what he be saying (way over our heads). I sure say u no even understand half of the guy lyrics. To people like you, when rappers like Mode 9 n Lupe say stuff u don't understand u shout OOOOHH thats tight, he killed it. Bologne.

Now, listens to cats like

B.I.G
Nas
J-zay
Rakim
Big L
Jada kiss
Juelz (some times)

n learn what hip hop is all about


Lupe needs to go get a job with his college degree (if he has one). Grammer too much.
Music/Radio / Re: Eminem's Relapse Album - Initial Views! by iamdnegro: 5:56pm On Jun 10, 2009
una get time oo. Pshh.
Music/Radio / Re: Modenine.a Reall Emcee by iamdnegro: 3:28pm On Jun 10, 2009
@ POSTER

My gut feelin tells me u are mode 9 or closely related, otherwise who would write such a huge paragraph about a lame rapper. U must be a stan (ooops mad bad) - a fan.

MODE 9 is stuck in the past. Thats why his album is entitled PENTIUM IX. NO ONE USES PENTIUM ANYTHING ANYMORE - UPGRADE TO A CENTRINO or A CORE DUO.

Mode 9 trys too hard to be lyrical and he loses his listeners in the process. I dey come make i go chop. i will continue.
Music/Radio / Re: M.i Vs Naeto C by iamdnegro: 2:11pm On Jun 10, 2009
In my opinion they are both weak rappers. However, here's how they compare in my book

Delivery - Naeto C has better delivery. His flows are more in tandem with the beats he flows on.

Wordplay - M.I has better word play.

Lyrical content - M.I is a better lyricist than Naeto C. Naeto C is more commercial than anything else. He (Naeto) makes no attempt at being lyrical. Naeto C has a straight flow. M.I on the other hand uses more metaphors n similies.

Emceeing - Naeto C is better at emceeing. Naeto has his lil' adlib's n chants he be saying and it fits quite nicely with his flow

Freestyling - I saw both rappers on Jimmy's Jump Off on youtube and Naeto C proved to be the better freestyle artist. M.I shit was written (Who u tryna fool man. C'mon)

In conclusion, its a tie to me. Although I'd rather listen to Naeto C over M.I anyday because I can relate more to what he be sayin. By the way IKECHUKWU is WACK. Dude has absolutely nothin to say.

And yeah, Mode 9 thinks he is from the WU TANG. You can tell he is one of those rappers that spends hours with the dictionary writing a rhyme. Thats why he cant freestyle for shit. His 'punchlines' sometimes you gotta think about, ironically. Punchlines are supposed to be easy, quick, witty, lines that could make a crowd go OOOOOHHHH. But not Mode 9's.

I'm out.
Music/Radio / Re: Amplifyd Crew Says Goodbye by iamdnegro: 4:37pm On Jun 08, 2009
Thank Goodness!!! About Time. Hope y'all have other skills to survive in this economic downturn. No be by force to be musician. . .
Music/Radio / Re: New Jay Z! - Death Of The Autotune by iamdnegro: 1:19pm On Jun 08, 2009
Somebody please KILL THAT WORD SWAG. . . I am sick of it.

Weezy needs to get off that autotune shit. Same goes for Kanye. These guys had been successful rappers without it.

KANYE has been confused since COLLEGE DROPOUT (his best album). He needs to quit singing.

WEEZY needs to bring back the grime in THA CARTER (his best album)

T-PAIN should continue with that AUTOTUNE shit cos he stands no chance without it. Dude cant sing to save his LIFE.
Music/Radio / Re: New Jay Z! - Death Of The Autotune by iamdnegro: 8:54pm On Jun 06, 2009
This shit iz strickly for the headz. . .

Personally I thought the whole autotune thing was very innovative when t-pain first dropped. Now, its played out. Everyone talented/untalented is jumpimg on that ship like its the silver bullet. Very annoying.

Im sure this joint will get alot of rappers/singers re-thinking the autotune.

This is def a BANGER!
Romance / Re: Am I Being Too Irrational? by iamdnegro: 10:02pm On Jun 04, 2009
luvbooks:


Wow.

You're very optimistic I must say.  Any more encouraging comments would be welcome.   angry


Abeg no vex. Just playin devils advocate.

But honestly, Im sure u'll be fine. U kno life has its ups n downs. U r jus going thru a "valley" experience at the moment.

But these same xperience will teach u valuable lessons that will be useful in the future.

I hope u figure it out.
Romance / Re: Am I Being Too Irrational? by iamdnegro: 9:11pm On Jun 04, 2009
No2Atheism:

@poster

. . .
Please dump him and move on with your life, you will always find someone better


Thats not always tru. All the nigg@s i kno are crazy. They dnt wanna wife these sisters they just wanna straf em.

Aint no good negros in ma neck of the woods.

Too bad!
Romance / Re: Am I Being Too Irrational? by iamdnegro: 9:06pm On Jun 04, 2009
That nigg@ is just havin fun.

He prolly could'nt get any booty from chick #2 that night - n he was prolly very horney - that was why he came back to you @ midnight.

I know how the game go.

When a man is hooked on making love to a woman he would say n.e.tin to tap that booty one more time. Until he gets the next steady booty call.

If he really wants to get serious wit u he would not be calling the other chick.

Having said all that its up to you to make your decision.

you can either drop that nigg@ like a hot potatoe or keep dealin wit emotions
Romance / Re: How Often Do You Make Love To Your Wife by iamdnegro: 8:51pm On Jun 04, 2009
trimandtrendy:

Am not married, but when i get married, my husband must do it every night, unless i drug him with burantashi

how far now. make we yan now. lol
Music/Radio / Re: Niggas Lie Alot! Why Do Nigerian Artistes Lie in Their Songs & Fake Accents by iamdnegro: 8:35pm On Jun 04, 2009
lalaboi:

The poster mentioned Psquare and Eldee. . . .he knows NADA about Eldee and his he talking about this  Psquare?

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Get outta here mahn. . . .lol. . . .


I agree I kno nuttin bout LD (na u sabi pass), I however have listened to his joint - BIG BOI. N i was referring to how he talks in the joint bout cars he prolly dont have.

N the video of psquare you uploaded (ABOVE) is def not the one i was referring to.

Now, dont get it twisted, this is not a personal attack on any artistes or group. I am merely stating a trend I have observed.

LD in my mind is a great producer and he makes music that is fun to dance to. N somtimes he flips the script n delves into socio political issues (e.g ME I GO YAN)

PSQUARE also makes good music. Let me reiterate, I love and respect what these guys do.

But the fact (my original point in the post) remains that most nigerian hip hop artistes lie in their songs and fake accents when they rap n when they speak - trying to copy their american counterparts.

Thats not original.

THE TRUTH SELLS. BETTER THAN LIES.

CAPICHE
Music/Radio / Re: Top 5 Best Rappers In Nigeria by iamdnegro: 7:18pm On Jun 04, 2009
ooohhhh SNAP!!!

amechi231 just got demolished by javalove.

AMECHI231 se u go let am go like that?? c'mon man. no let this guy rape u like that now. represent for ur double six (lol). LMAO
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by iamdnegro: 7:03pm On Jun 04, 2009
this retard is seeking attention n tryin to spark a controversy up in this biotch!

Anyone that reacts to this bologne has swallowed the bait.

Oops did i just respond?

DANG!!!
Travel / Re: Getting Married For The Green Card (Citizenship) by iamdnegro: 5:07pm On Jun 04, 2009
@sistawoman. thanx. u rox plenty!
Romance / Re: How Often Do You Make Love To Your Wife by iamdnegro: 4:58pm On Jun 04, 2009
I neva marry. However I dey tear one of my neighbours on the regular (main dish) n i dey also tear anoda chik in the same neighbourhood on the side (side item). No shaking. I tear anytin tearable. shuu!!
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Find A Graduate Lady Who Is Still A Virgin? by iamdnegro: 4:51pm On Jun 04, 2009
@POSTER/TOPIC

Y d heck do you need virgin R u one yourself

I'll tell u wot u need. You need a pro that will. . .

turn you inside out. . .

make your toe curl. . .

make u scream cuss words in your native tongue as. . .

LOL

Abeg no mind me oo. . .

I'd rather go for a lady that i can connect with spiritually, mentally, sexually,  and financially (lol) than for a virgin.

ONLY my OPINION.

Gud luck wit your search tho!
Rap Battles / Re: Who Wants It? by iamdnegro: 8:32pm On Jun 03, 2009
Why wait. . .   I'll jus spit now

I'm @ work n on nairaland
two places @ d same time

Validating reports
while murkin nigg@$ wit lame rhymes

Right here in this thread
make nigg@$ feel the lead

as ma keyboard spray
nigg@$ duck n pray

Im getting white collar bread
but the kid stay gully

dat mean I rock a tie to work
but could Rap up you like a mummy

. . .Who really wan it? Holla @cha boi. IAMDNEGRO get at me.
Music/Radio / Re: Niggas Lie Alot! Why Do Nigerian Artistes Lie in Their Songs & Fake Accents by iamdnegro: 6:47pm On Jun 03, 2009
@tosinaded

" . . . all this"

Did you mean "all these." Your english is really poor. Henceforth, carry ALL your convo's ONLY in Yoruba cos' thats all you know. You stepped to the wrong negro this time. N I MURKED YO BITCH ASS!!! Those are my final words to you MONKEY. Forever!


@Java

I believe so. . .
Music/Radio / Re: Niggas Lie Alot! Why Do Nigerian Artistes Lie in Their Songs & Fake Accents by iamdnegro: 6:11pm On Jun 03, 2009
@tosinada

You obviously dont know the meaning of the phrase "shallow minded." You're a monkey n an obnoxious slowpoke seeking attention. You aint getting it from me RoosterDrinker! Your father!

@Java

I honestly have'nt listened to M9 much but I know of a song in which all he talks about are the girls he b hitting. C'mon man! Does he really think he gettin girls cos of his look or money or sumfin Negro please!

One
Music/Radio / Niggas Lie Alot! Why Do Nigerian Artistes Lie in Their Songs & Fake Accents by iamdnegro: 4:56pm On Jun 03, 2009
Why the heck do nigerian artistes lie in their songs bout what they got n what they do?? e.g LD D DUMB. lol. Talkin some shit bout BENTLEY'S murcielago'S - HE AINT GOT e.t.c. I kno our artistes be copying some shit from their american hip hop counterparts but we can forego that aspect and try to be original.

Also wHY do our artistes be faking D American Accent I saw a video of PSQUARE sayin some stuff on youtube (in their american accent, lol) n it was horrible.

Lets be original people!!!!

By the way I dont dislike LD or PSQUARE I actually love what they do and the fact that they inspire millions. However, someone's gotta call em out on that shit.

See how 2Face keeps it real?? Take cues.

I AM NOT HIP-HOP POLICE!!!!!

One.

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