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Career / Re: Sacked Chicken Republic Dancers At A University In Cyprus (Photos) by iamehmakute(m): 8:45pm On Apr 25, 2022
So what's up with the dressing and media attention.
They were sent to school to study right, no wearing agbada with unmatching caps.
There's something fishy about this guys, I hope they're truly studying there.

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Family / Re: "How A Little Girl Almost Ruined My Life" by iamehmakute(m): 6:53pm On Apr 24, 2022
Biglittlelois:


Naaa she isn't doing fine, that's why she isn't on Facebook and probably all other social media, and I hope she's experiencing her karma right now

And yes you should have reminded her of what she did back then, so that she will be aware it has not been forgotten, but I guess she still feels somehow guilty, trying to villify herself that's why she showed pictures of herself without you asking for it so you can tell others she isn't suffering as you all expected, very evil human.

You could be right, you know.
All the same i strongly and sincerely hope she's a changed person now.
You believe in karma?, I long lost hope in that idea.
Family / Re: "How A Little Girl Almost Ruined My Life" by iamehmakute(m): 3:40pm On Apr 24, 2022
Biglittlelois:



Very sad

So when the foolish girl chatted you up hope you weren't nice to her? Because i would have cursed her and extended it to her lineage on behalf of Mr Ayinde, very terrible human, and I hope she knows she will never go unpunished,

Like people that accuse others falsely how do they sleep well at night? How do they function well knowing someone is being punished for a crime they didn't commit? SMH.

No I didn't insult her, wasn't really interested in conversing with her.
She did all the talking dropping all her info with pictures without me asking( I guess thats the black american vibe) ,along the line she got a clue that I wasn't interested as my replys weren't frequent and timely. So the conversation died a natural death.

Maybe I should have reminded her about him back then to see if she was remorse about her action. But it seems curses don't work over there, haven't her from her afterwards as it seems she opened a new Facebook account or she stopped using Facebook . But last I heard she's doing fine.
Family / Re: "How A Little Girl Almost Ruined My Life" by iamehmakute(m): 11:12pm On Apr 23, 2022
atheistandproud:


My anger is that, why is that after all the shout, when these cases are shown to be false, the matter just dies.

Everyone keeps quiet and walks away. If na American film now, Mr A suppose track her abroad, tie her up and burn her house down with her in it.

undecided undecided undecided

I tell you bro, but that just how it plays out, we all expected a radio apology from the parent but nothing of such happened, next thing we knew was that gbemi has been flown out of the country and there she has been since then. She chatted me up on Facebook several years back it was during that period I got to know she was a resident nurse and was married and even expecting a baby.
Mr A's issue was a very painful one, very vibrant teacher, tall,exceptionally intelligent he made quantitative reasoning very interesting for us. with his baritone voice ,We always looked forward to when he would be leading the assembly.
"Home my home
o my home
when shall I see my home
when shall I see my native land
I will never forget my home" - that was his favorite assembly song.

Not sure if he's still alive but, Mr Ayinde you were a good man. May the universe bless your seeds and make them exceptionally great.

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Family / Re: "How A Little Girl Almost Ruined My Life" by iamehmakute(m): 10:42pm On Apr 23, 2022
Real shit going on ,may God save his children.

After I lost my dad around 2000's I traveled down south to stay with an aunt. She was the 3rd wife to a wealthy financial consultant.
We're all aware of the conflict that exists in most polygamous family.

This Man ( my aunties husband) had grown up children from his first two wives ,if I'm not mistaken the last born of the first wife was younger than my aunt by 2 or 3 years.

My aunt had only one child, a female who was around 7 or 8 then.Very dramatic, loves attention and extremely brilliant.
Being a stranger to that house , I knew it was wise not to take sides. So I flowed with everyone.
One morning we were all awaken by shouts and curses amidst tears from my aunty, after enquiry as to why she was shouting and cursing that morning ,we discovered her daughter then 7yrs old told her that the second wife's son put his hands inside her bum bum and fondled her chest the previous day . The description was to perfect for anyone to doubt.
I was skeptical about the allegation because this guy (the second wives son) was different from everyone of them . He was calm, reserved and aside from being a strong Christian ,i Just knew something wasn't right with that allegation . It wasn't a small issue as the police was almost involved but it was resolved the family way.
Last year I got talking with this cousin of mine , now a big girl. We talked about a lot of things and she brought up the topic, that the guy ( second wives son) asked her if she remembered how she accused him of molesting her when she was young. I remembered vividly the incident but she claim she never did such thing. I'm not sure if she was pretending not to remember or she truly doesn't remember.
Funny thing is the guy she accused is now the one amidst her large numbers of step brothers and sisters literally taking care of her material and financial needs as we lost her mum( my aunt) while trying to give birth after her. Dad is retired and doesn't have much as before.

Second case is how my pry 4 teacher was humiliated, assaulted and sacked from school after a classmate of mine whom he tutors after school( private lesson in the school) accused him of raising her gown and trying to insert his dick inside her... We all believed gbemi's story against the man.
The said man spent weeks in the cell, wife left him as she couldn't bare the shame any longer, got suspended from church , the news was broadcasted on radio etc.
Only for the girl to confess after few month that it was all a lie, she said she lied so that she could stop attending the man's mathematics lesson .

She was from a rich home so The case went silent, we never heard anything about it again. Only few of us knew the truth, my mom was a staff of the school so I had updated info concerning the issue. The mans wife came back, school employed him back but the damages had been done. After the incident Mr "A" became a shadow of himself, he had to relocate back to his village and that was the last we heard from him till now , gbemi's parent flew her abroad and now she's married and working there as a certified nurse.

I've so many stories to share concerning false rape allegation , ive not for once been a victim but I've witnessed plenty.lemme stop here, anytime I remember all these events some kind of hatred for women just brew up from within. But above all we let love lead.

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Religion / Re: You Can Have Sex With Your Wife On Her Periods - Prophetess Rose Kelvin To Men by iamehmakute(m): 9:11pm On Apr 17, 2022
Whatever rocks your boat , do it!. In as much as you ain't hurting another person.
But as for me and all my male seeds , we ain't doing this shits. Here is were self control comes into play.

The thought of it sef, don dey trouble my belle. OP if I vomit this Easter delicacies wey I chop today, expect a letter from my lawyer.

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Crime / Re: Victims Of Toyosi's 'Clout-Chasing' Tweets Still in Custody - Families Cry by iamehmakute(m): 10:41pm On Apr 14, 2022
That guy was just unfortunate.
Eternal God I take Jesus Christ beg you, may I not be unfortunate in this life.
Investment / Re: How Afrigold Works And Earn From It by iamehmakute(m): 12:04am On Dec 24, 2021
sjebube:
People will always fall for scam (Ponzi) grin
That skilful scammer called Black gold is back.



Take your time to read the terms and conditions of these people sha.....if u want to invest.
No body could take black gold to d court because of the terms and conditions he gave to rackstelians.
Just be careful guys.

Absolutely correct bro, bleeped up T&C. They tell you that you can withdraw without referral and that mininum withdrawal is 10k only for you to discover on payday that the 10k minimum withdrawal applies only to those with referral. Mining without referral has a withdrawal thresold of 165k. Crazy right. I wouldn't advice anyone to go into it.
Business / Re: OPEC: Nigeria Regains Africa Top Spot As Oil Production Rises By 47,000 BPD by iamehmakute(m): 10:35pm On Dec 13, 2021
Regain top spot as Africa's largest producer of crude oil is good , BUT WE THE CITIZENS ARE INDIFFERENT ABOUT IT. Because "economic growth" isn't the same as "economic development".

Shikena, dassall, koju Belo.

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Celebrities / Re: Sam Ajibola 'Spiff' & Wife, Sandra Welcome Baby Boy (Photos) by iamehmakute(m): 4:00pm On Dec 13, 2021
Congratulobia to you Mr spiff, your home is blessed.

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Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Calls On Authorities To Protect Northerners Against Banditry by iamehmakute(m): 12:57pm On Dec 13, 2021
�� did I actually read the word "fucking" in her write up, hmmm.

Well, this na family business. I'm not moved.

You need to see how most of this northerners protect all this criminal element, if you've been to the north you'll understand what I'm saying.

you're one beautiful lady I must say, but my experience with hayatu( not sure if I got the spelling) in kaduna Sept 2017 makes me only admire you guys from afar.
Health / Re: My Brother's Fiancee Sent This Text To Him This Evening by iamehmakute(m): 12:55pm On Dec 13, 2021
MrMacinterchi1:

did you forgive?
Forgive her? , Well we're no longer together but that wasn't the cause of our separation. Although it was a contributing factor, she kept denying it. Even when I had strong evidence. Lying disgusts me , I just had to go my way.
Health / Re: My Brother's Fiancee Sent This Text To Him This Evening by iamehmakute(m): 12:49pm On Dec 13, 2021
ABANGWABOI:


You see where you spoil your talk.. na when you say .. if you ain't a Randy man too that is when the advice is meant for the person..

Now see you. You ain't Randy but she cheated on you and made you pay for her treatment..
See boy.. Being a nice boy or a faithful partner won't stop your woman from Cheating..
Seems you haven't learnt yet..

For the records.. REAL Men don't cheat.. We are polygamous in nature... Know this and know peace..

You absolutely misunderstood what I meant Brody. I meant If he isn't a Randy man , he shouldn't pay for the treatment. But if he is Randy then the chances that he infected the babe is 50% therefore paying for the treatment isn't a bad idea.

Btw you're definition of a REAL man is funny to me.
But as it is said, everyman to his own idealogy

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Health / Re: My Brother's Fiancee Sent This Text To Him This Evening by iamehmakute(m): 10:17am On Dec 13, 2021
Una no rate us atall for this forum.
Your girlfriend sent you a message , you come talk say na your brother's fiancee.

Anyways , make she go run test. That's definitely an infection. But make sure your brother ( you) no finance the bills, because that gender dey Sabi manipulate us.

Around the beginning of the second quarter of this year, my babe then came home complaining of similar stuff( her own was alil bit severe ). As a loving boyfriend that I was , we quickly consulted a doctor friend and she was diagnosed of having an infection. Drugs and injections where prescribed, she got the drugs and I arranged for the treatment.

few days later ,I got to know that I wasted my money treating an infection she got from her sexual familiarization with another nigga. While she claimed it was infection from her use of office toilet.

Una no see say na handicap and away win(2) she carry me so.

Na based on experience I update you so. Apply sense when dealing with them.

Modified: the above advice only applies if you yourself ain't a Randy man.

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Education / Re: Enuseh Lawi: Female Student Dies In Taraba State University Hostel Fire (Photos) by iamehmakute(m): 1:50pm On Dec 12, 2021
Sad news, very sad one.
A seconds, thats all that separates life and death. the day we understand that one might not be alive the next seconds is the day we start living. prior to that day , we've only been existing.

As a guy man that understand the gravity of losing a love one , I empathize and sympathize with her family.

Negative news, my ear, eyes and every sense organ in my system rejects you. This I have decreed for my self and the "Good" people reading this by the power of light .
Family / Re: Ghana Woman Slaps Husband On Live Radio For Revealing She Keeps Faeces In Room by iamehmakute(m): 8:19am On Dec 11, 2021
Hassanmaye:

Hope say she is not married

Na she wasn't . I'm not covetous bro, I no dey look person property.

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Family / Re: Ghana Woman Slaps Husband On Live Radio For Revealing She Keeps Faeces In Room by iamehmakute(m): 9:31pm On Dec 10, 2021
smallsmall:


Na Man you be joor!.
Giving that Simp-dude a head-butt made my day. grin grin
No room for dulling.
Respect, begets Respect

As e suppose be

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Family / Re: Ghana Woman Slaps Husband On Live Radio For Revealing She Keeps Faeces In Room by iamehmakute(m): 7:38pm On Dec 10, 2021
RevolverOcelot:


Lol

I remember one girl I dated that I caught defecating inside a bucket inside a clean toilet with working WC. She said she prefers bucket to WC. I was baffled and disgusted.

Very Mesmerizing gender, they keep surprising us

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Family / Re: Ghana Woman Slaps Husband On Live Radio For Revealing She Keeps Faeces In Room by iamehmakute(m): 7:30pm On Dec 10, 2021
Kobicove:


Ma nigga!
Brother man, respect
Family / Re: Ghana Woman Slaps Husband On Live Radio For Revealing She Keeps Faeces In Room by iamehmakute(m): 5:53pm On Dec 10, 2021
The woman just confirmed her dirty behavior in public.

Well the man allowed it, that is definitely a violent and abusive family. Who knows what the guy man has been enduring in private. She fit dey give am smack down sef.

I Remember few years back,I had this female neighbor/ babe(na me dey service her engine then ) that always used the slightest opportunity to slap or hit me anytime we were gisting and I said something funny or something sensitive(of course she was older than me). I over looked it aT first on the ground that she was a woman,I never knew I was watering the seed of public show of embarrassment.
One day, after getting a birthday gift for a female friend i came back to meet her with some other peeps outside the compound. She saw what I was holding and inquired who I was getting the gift for, I simply told her it was none of her business.
Before I could turn to greet the other guys outside, the banny landed a resounding slap on my cheek( I dey feel am sef as I dey type). I didn't know what possessed me , but I remember I lost count of the return slaps I gave her , I concluded it with a knock sef. Infact one of the guys outside wey misyarn saying I shouldn't have slapped her back because na woman , himself collect two slaps and one head butt.

Ever since then the banny humble, though we still continued knacking till I left the compound but the respect she had for me was profound.

Now I no dey hesitate light any mother Fu*** woman wey mess up .

Just give them allow , them go add "ance".

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Issues Stern Warning To Putin On Ukraine ( Pics, Video) by iamehmakute(m): 10:58am On Dec 09, 2021
Zaggafrank:

The US that has hundreds of thousands of troops in Estonia, Latvia, Poland, Germany, UK, Belgium, Netherlands, Lithuania, turkey and in Ukraine since 2014 after they used their USAID and CIA to steer up the overthrow of an elected president for the second time in the history of Ukraine, all targeted at Russia, do they have plans to invade Russia? If Russia likes, let her deploy millions of troops to the boarder with Ukraine, they're on Russian territory. The US can go to hell. As long as Ukraine refuses to abide by the Minsk agreement because the Americans told them to do so, they will continue to be under the threat of invasion by Russia, which is a guarantor to the Minsk agreement. George Bush made all the noise about Georgia, pushed Georgia into attacking south Ossetia and Abkhazia, Russia intervene and taught Georgia a lesson. What did the most warmongering president of the US in recent times do? Nothing! If Ukraine doesn't behave itself, it will get the same treatment especially if the US keeps deploying troops there.

Nicely written, it shows how informed you're.
But you I'm sure you're aware that Ukraine is a sovereign state on it's own and should be dictated on who to make friends with or what pact it should agree to.
Education / Re: Nigerian Scientists/lecturers Are Not Lazy! by iamehmakute(m): 10:47am On Dec 09, 2021
Normal normal, we no bad. Even against all odds, we still making our names known.
Now if the odds no come dey nko?, I am sure you're thinking what I'm thinking too.
God bless them for painting us in a good light to the rest of the world.
Romance / Re: The Girl I Had One Time Fling With Is Pregnant by iamehmakute(m): 10:17am On Dec 09, 2021
Babe confirmed that you aren't the only one she's doing quarter past nine with and you're here disturbing yourself. Things like this makes me wonder if apart from being either a male or a female ,another gender exists. Because I sure say me and you no fit dey answer the same gender, Kai very impossible sef.

You sef think am well, if she tell you say na you get the pikin, you go gree?.
Universal donor isn't exclusive to blood alone, that child na product of universal donation so it's ok to call he/she a universal donor.

Listen to me brother man, when its 12pm, go outside and urinate facing the sun. Use the last 3 drops of urine clean your eyes, after that head straight to iya junior shop collect one bottle of chilled small stout( I repeat chilled small stout) sit down and drink. While drinking, don't let the liquid touch your teeth.let it flow straight from your tongue into your system. While enjoying the chill sensation ask yourself the following question:-
1. Am I ready to wife a public toilet.
2. Why am I getting myself worked up after knowing that the baby ain't mine.
3. Shey no be juju be this.

After answering the following questions well, get up for you're free man. Go and sin no more.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Issues Stern Warning To Putin On Ukraine ( Pics, Video) by iamehmakute(m): 9:57pm On Dec 08, 2021
You don't intend to attack Ukraine , but you have thousands of soldiers surrounding and almost penetrating their borders. This is a perfect example of bullying that's being trending on front page for a while now.

You know a true soldiers by his idea of the reality confronting him. Ukraine's defence minister is a true nigga, more like saying " you go beat me o, but I go leave everlasting mark for your body". That's a man who is ready to exchange his life for his countries sovereignty.

As a man who has a soft spot for the oppressed , my heart and prayers are with the Ukrainians.
But my advice to them is never to rely on the USA for support, everything is politics and administration of power to them.

If una need foreign voluntary fighters , I no mind fighting for una.
But you see this kwantry called Nigeria, my prick no fit stand for am sef.

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Education / Re: Lagos Shuts Ojodu Grammar School Over Students’ Death by iamehmakute(m): 5:39pm On Dec 08, 2021
iwaeda:


We have lost humanity long ago. Wickedness permeates everywhere in the land.

Really sad to hear but it's nothing far from the truth.
Education / Re: Lagos Shuts Ojodu Grammar School Over Students’ Death by iamehmakute(m): 5:09pm On Dec 08, 2021
Circumstances surrounding the death of those students isn't one that requires feather weight handling.
Trailer crush student to death, you still open school. Closing it for atleast 3days wouldn't disrupt the academic calendar. We're really loosing our conscience and sympathy as Nigerians.
Kai, una get mind even cross road enter the school gate o. Even as a nigga man, the sight of excess blood spillage dey upset my system( brother man fit puke).

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu Protests On Railway, Demands DSS To Give Nnamdi Kanu Food (Video) by iamehmakute(m): 5:08pm On Dec 08, 2021
Tingotoe:
Nobody is starving Kanu. I'm very sure he's deliberately refusing food so the DSS will be blackmailed into allowing him to be fed from the outside. Let him starve himself to death if he likes who cares?

Hmm, you speak with great confidence and certainty.like someone who knows what others don't.
Well I won't be actually surprised if buhari is also on nairaland.

Btw, the possibility of him being starved is likely very untrue, but this is Nigeria the kingdom of possibilities.
Politics / Re: Muazu Magaji To Ganduje: "Islamic Education, Not Harvard, Is The Best" by iamehmakute(m): 4:54pm On Dec 08, 2021
Of course. You're very right sir, I was actually wondering how kano attained the feat of standing shoulder to shoulder with the likes of uk, Germany, Switzerland in infrastructural development. Thanks for sharing the secret , I would make sure GSM hears this too, hopefully he can follow your footpath and make OYO state an infrastructural blueprint for other world power to replicate.

Ataa Ndisime owo

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: Halima Abubakar Is Fighting Herself Up & Down, She's Not My Friend by iamehmakute(m): 4:43pm On Dec 08, 2021
Well friendship is non symmetrical, a popular Yoruba slang says "eniafe lamo".

My brothers look at their faces very well, what did you see?, A striking resemblance ba.
Now listen to me very well, if you get girlfriend or fiancee wey get same face contour or jaw lining. That's enough red flag for you to do the needful, no be all ladies dey break heart , some dey give stroke join

Na experience I use advice you o.

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu Protests On Railway, Demands DSS To Give Nnamdi Kanu Food (Video) by iamehmakute(m): 4:19pm On Dec 08, 2021
although Starving kanu isn't good and I strongly condemn such act( if it's true at all). but if we call a confused person taking pictures on a railway a protester, then I truly understand why we have not been able to achieve desired results by protesting.
You're bound to abuse what you don't understand.

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Politics / Re: Military Airstrikes Kill ISWAP Commander, Abou-sufyan, Others In Lake Chad by iamehmakute(m): 5:52pm On Dec 07, 2021
Always killing iswap top commander,yet no significant impact. Communities are still being taken over , military camp overran, people disloged from their habitat, high and alarming rate of insecurity in the north.

I wonder if all you guys do is attack, don't you stop and ask yourself sensible questions. This terrorist operate a hydra- like command. Even if you kill 1 million top commanders, millions would surrender and 2 million would be recruited.

How do you kill a hydra then?...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do Lagos People Get Job Updates/vacancies by iamehmakute(m): 1:24pm On Dec 07, 2021
onlinestaff2020:


Why are you looking for job when you can be an employer of labour?

Very biased question, several factors should be considered before asking such question.
Resources to be self employed no be like manna wey dey fall from heaven.

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