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RomanceRe: Some Ladies Sha. by IamLEGEND1: 8:19pm On Jan 07, 2016
all of them no get sense.
So why u dey sweat for matter wey don tey.
RomanceRe: I Dnt Like Her And She Cnt Stop Showin Me GREEN LIGHT by IamLEGEND1: 8:16pm On Jan 07, 2016
if u mistakenly chop this kyn sister, bros mi.....she go hook u for neck pass fish bone!!!!!

Just jejely withdraw urself from her matter.

And no dey gree chop the food she dey carry come, she for don jazz the tin finish.
RomanceRe: Relationship Saga by IamLEGEND1: 8:08pm On Jan 07, 2016
the way you take move forward after ur the demise of ur past relationships,na that same way u go take move forward now.
RomanceRe: Am Seriously Angry With My Girlfriend. by IamLEGEND1: 8:04pm On Jan 07, 2016
He's a bítch ass nígga.

#LegendHasSpoken
RomanceRe: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by IamLEGEND1: 8:02pm On Jan 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
finga wc stuff?
the vagína of coz.

It's always warm and with a little cajoling, it becomes moist- The perfect resting place for my weary hands.
RomanceRe: Guys What Will You Do ? by IamLEGEND1: 7:54pm On Jan 07, 2016
then I go waka! simple.
ain't nobody got time to fūck around with useless hoes.
RomanceRe: Ladies What Do You Think About Guys With Black Lips? by IamLEGEND1: 7:51pm On Jan 07, 2016
montezz:
I prefer black lips to pink lips any day anytime! #teamnatural
u fit sight Ibadan babe from anywhere
RomanceRe: Sex Once In A Month!!! Is She Insane?? by IamLEGEND1: 7:49pm On Jan 07, 2016
huh
RomanceRe: Say Something Nice To A Romancelander!!! by IamLEGEND1: 7:22pm On Jan 07, 2016

RomanceRe: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by IamLEGEND1: 7:16pm On Jan 07, 2016
then allow us finger the stuff.
RomanceRe: Abuse Of That Northern Girl by IamLEGEND1: 6:27pm On Jan 07, 2016

RomanceRe: On What Hand,finger Do I Place The Engagement Ring I got For Her? by IamLEGEND1: 6:22pm On Jan 07, 2016
on the big toe.
RomanceRe: How Far Can Your Green Light Go ??? by IamLEGEND1: 6:21pm On Jan 07, 2016
u go tire

Green light in naija = telling you to fūck off because she doesn't want to seem cheap.
RomanceRe: Guys: Upload A Picture Of Your Girlfriend, Let's See How Beautiful She Is. by IamLEGEND1: 6:07pm On Jan 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
*straightface* how dare u compare me wit dt grl wit big nose?
*spits@HISbulgingZIParea*
u got the bulging zipper thing absolutely correct.
coz I'm packing real munitions down there.

& didn't u see the 'WAY.......' part.

you're so far ahead,it's not even a contest.
RomanceRe: I Caught My Wife Red Handed With My Younger Brother Who Is A Soldier by IamLEGEND1: 6:04pm On Jan 07, 2016

RomanceRe: Guys: Upload A Picture Of Your Girlfriend, Let's See How Beautiful She Is. by IamLEGEND1: 5:58pm On Jan 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
*inOlamide'svoice* street ti take ova punchline ojawo moh
bt u know u mah main chick.

+ you're way prettier than she is Aye?
FamilyRe: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by IamLEGEND1: 5:51pm On Jan 07, 2016
flamyd:
yo dude no crack my ribs nau
Dem don traumatize dem pikin for life na.

The first real stuff the pikin see na him papa going to work on the backyard.
RomanceRe: Guys: Upload A Picture Of Your Girlfriend, Let's See How Beautiful She Is. by IamLEGEND1: 5:41pm On Jan 07, 2016
hertz9te:
that nose is one hell of an endowment
My brodah Oluwa is in control.
RomanceRe: Guys: Upload A Picture Of Your Girlfriend, Let's See How Beautiful She Is. by IamLEGEND1: 5:39pm On Jan 07, 2016
prettythicksme:
Damm ma nigga!God nose best! grin
The only problem is she stalks me online.

She nose when I'm awake & she nose when I'm asleep.
RomanceRe: Hey Guys Please I Need Your Help On This Issue. by IamLEGEND1: 4:54pm On Jan 07, 2016
oyalunasamuel:
am actuallly new to nairaland. i barely know my way around here. but I'll be glad if you can help with the email. thanks
just go to the front page.

near the bottom of the page,right under the last topic you'll find a 'MAIL SUPERMODS' interface. use it.

they might require some information from you wic I might not be able to provide.... so it's best if you do it urself.
CelebritiesRe: This Transgender Woman's Transformation Will Make You Shocked (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 4:45pm On Jan 07, 2016
quiinnBee:
for real.am as baffled as you grin
na wa oh

#iDontWantToLiveOnThisPlanetAnymore
RomanceRe: Guys: Upload A Picture Of Your Girlfriend, Let's See How Beautiful She Is. by IamLEGEND1: 4:40pm On Jan 07, 2016

SHE'S THE KIND OF SISTA'

THAT UR GIRLFRIENDS WANNA BE

COZ SHE'S ENDOWED (she's so endowed)

SEE DEM NIGGAZ LOOKIN' AT HER

NA HER THEY WANT TO SEE

COZ SHE'S SO ENDOWED (she's so endowed).

She's fully Endowed

Her upper body Endowed

Her lower body Endowed and her face Endowed

See her house Endowed and her car Endowed

See her pocket Endowed,absolutely Endowed

She's so Endowed(Endowed)

Oh! Endowed

Mrs Endowed(endowed)

She's so Endowed(endowed)

Are you my Mrs. Endowed

Mr & Mrs Endowed
.

CelebritiesRe: This Transgender Woman's Transformation Will Make You Shocked (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 4:25pm On Jan 07, 2016
quiinnBee:
IAMNOTLEGEND1 grin
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS?

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hi, I Am Hadez :) by IamLEGEND1: 4:17pm On Jan 07, 2016
Hadez:
I don't understand this

RomanceRe: Guys I Need You All Here.. by IamLEGEND1: 3:59pm On Jan 07, 2016
DrTizzle:
@OP,, The irrational side of me has to agree with Legendary baba. You should be killed and hanged in public square for crying and passionate-kissing blah bah blah blah. Shut your hole, ARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Real men don't do that ish. But nonetheless, the rational side of me thinks that Lengendary baba, was being to harsh on you. Lengendary, you ought to also understand him from another perspective. People are different, in such that, the way you might have handled a similar kind of situation depends on the amount of past experiences, length of hindsight, and a whole lot of other culminating factors. As a soon yet to be renowned psychologist, I already had everything figured out, when she made mention of the word JEALOUSY. This is my advise to you Peteru, has a promising doctor; Kick her to the curb. I really don't want to get into details of how I arrived at my final conclusion. I can write you a full novel indicating series of hypothetical and sub-hypothetical phenomenas and instances that got me to my final point. But I a'int gat that time, and besides, you wunt really understand half of everything I'd be saying. STAY SHARP!
help me out here bruh!

coz u lost me at 'irrational'.

so A girl admits to cheating on u and the 'rational' reaction was to start shedding tears,kneel,hug and then give her a passionate kiss?

seriously?
I think there is a term for boyfriends like that-handbags
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hi, I Am Hadez :) by IamLEGEND1: 3:54pm On Jan 07, 2016
IamLucy:
obiorathesupple iamnotlegend1
this is just great
Another one don show face again.
naturally the....
people are just...
so u came...
can u believe...
u know..
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
I'm tired mehn.

RomanceRe: Watchin A Sex Scene With Family. Help by IamLEGEND1: 3:14pm On Jan 07, 2016
MrsPhyno:
/sighs/ you really should not have quoted me cause now u seem like an overly aggressive, ignorant lunatic

u never heard of a thing called sarcasm?
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!!!!!!!!

SHE DON DEY GROW CLAWS

RomanceRe: My Landlord Daughter Is Giving Me Green Light by IamLEGEND1: 3:10pm On Jan 07, 2016
after the landlord brutalise you finish

Dem go scrape ur intestines off the floor with shovel.

No dey ever joke with landlord pikin,coz him don make friends with countless MOPOL now.
RomanceRe: Is This Sugar Mumy Things Real? by IamLEGEND1: 3:05pm On Jan 07, 2016
maga no gree pay
RomanceRe: A Must Read For Those In Relationship by IamLEGEND1: 3:03pm On Jan 07, 2016
RomanceRe: Women And Trousers Zip by IamLEGEND1: 2:58pm On Jan 07, 2016
just whip out the thing and start moving towards her....and don't break eye contact. just keep walking in her direction.

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