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Romance › Re: Advice to d Ladies:Stop Being A Beaufiful Face With An Empty Head. by IamLEGEND1: 11:39am On Jan 07, 2016

durentdbiitch:
Jolllyjuicejoy and leaveda

bros!!!!!

my mouth no dey that one oh lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Guys I Need You All Here.. by IamLEGEND1: 11:09am On Jan 07, 2016

See this one!

You're just her side bítch and u dey even get mouth to tell us say u knelt down before her with TEARS in ur eyes and gave her a warm hug and a passionate kiss.
Just Shut the fūck up bro,is she God?

U don dey kolo abi dem don replace ur brain with tapioca?

bítch àss Niggaz everywhere. *spits*

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Romance › Re: Advice to d Ladies:Stop Being A Beaufiful Face With An Empty Head. by IamLEGEND1: 10:59am On Jan 07, 2016

like the manchi that came before me said.....

empty brain with flawless face and physique is very very manageable.

u never jam the ones wey ugly and still dull reach again. just check mizquote & mamagee3 out and u go grab wetin I dey yarn

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Romance › Re: Penastory: Advice Me: Is It Wrong If I Get Married To My Late Sister’s Husband? by IamLEGEND1: 10:47am On Jan 07, 2016

AlienStar:
Chineke!

u want it (I know u do ), I want it & I'm sure the carbon copy will be down too.

so why don't we get together over the weekend and see how we can make this shít happen ah!

Oh! the possibilities.

Romance › Re: Many Beautiful Ladies Can’t Get Married Or Stay In Marriage (see Reasons) by IamLEGEND1: 10:41am On Jan 07, 2016*

obiorathesubtle:
OBI!!

OBIORATHESUB_TLE goin' in on the verse

Cause I never been defeated and I won't stop now

Keep your hands up get 'em in the sky for the booties

So juicy and round they make the folks get locked down

I never went no where

But they saying Obi's back

Blame it on that fat-ass

The hood call it obi-Yansh

And I'm on this foolish track, so I spit my foolish flow

My hands go up and down like strippers booty's go

My verses still be serving, tight like a million virgins

Last time on the original version, now I'm on the legend's remix

Can't never count me out

Y'all better count me in

Got twenty bank accounts, accountants count me in

Make millions every year, the south's champion

Cause all I see, all I, all I, all I

All I see is

all I see is yansh!

YANSH!!

YANSH!!

NO MATTER WHAT

GOT BOOTIES ON MY MIND

I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH

AND EVERYTIME I STEP UP

IN THE BUILDING

ALL FAT BOOTIES I SEE GO UP!!!!!!!!

AND THEY STAY THERE!

AND THEY STAY THERE!

AND THEY STAY THERE (up,down x3)

COZ ALL I SEE YANSH

YANSH!!

YANSH!!!

AND IF U SEE THOSE YANSHES

PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR

MAKE 'EM STAY THERE.

Romance › Re: Penastory: Advice Me: Is It Wrong If I Get Married To My Late Sister’s Husband? by IamLEGEND1: 10:15am On Jan 07, 2016

AlienStar:
In ur dreams

we don't hv a death wish.

beht I will take care of both of you na. very well, I may add.

or more accurately, we'll take of each other.

Romance › Re: My Advice!!!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 10:06am On Jan 07, 2016

Poseidon000:
[size=13pt] I concur.
Just lyk the embolded described the Op [/size]

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Romance › Re: Many Beautiful Ladies Can’t Get Married Or Stay In Marriage (see Reasons) by IamLEGEND1: 9:58am On Jan 07, 2016

all I see is yansh!
YANSH!!
YANSH!!!
NO MATTER WHAT
GOT BOOTIES ON MY MIND
I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH
AND EVERYTIME I STEP UP
IN THE BUILDING
ALL FAT BOOTIES I SEE GO UP!!!!!!!!

AND THEY STAY THERE!
AND THEY STAY THERE!
AND THEY STAY THERE (up,down x3)
COZ ALL I SEE YANSH
YANSH!!
YANSH!!!
AND IF U SEE THOSE YANSHES
PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR
MAKE 'EM STAY THERE.

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Romance › Re: Can My Ex Be My Best Friend After Break Up by IamLEGEND1: 9:40am On Jan 07, 2016

why people no dey ever learn na!

U dumped the hoe......move on. we wouldn't even stay acquaintances and u dey here dey talk best friend.

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww nónsense.

Romance › Re: Eye Text(show Us His Legs)pis by IamLEGEND1: 9:37am On Jan 07, 2016

4,5 & 6.

in that order. all na legs.

Romance › Re: I'm Trying To Avoid Romance Section. See Why. by IamLEGEND1: 9:35am On Jan 07, 2016

pull out ur sim

get a hammer

smash that mothefucka to bits

pull out ur battery

Throw that shít inside bush

keep the phone till when u go on break again.

then u can do ur welcome back and get a new battery.

Romance › Re: Penastory: Advice Me: Is It Wrong If I Get Married To My Late Sister’s Husband? by IamLEGEND1: 9:31am On Jan 07, 2016

AlienStar:
Huh?

shey u get twin sister! (abi u deceive me )

so u see,I get a 2-in-1 package for the price of one.

Romance › Re: Is This Man Under A Spell Because He Backed His Little Daughter In The Public? by IamLEGEND1: 9:28am On Jan 07, 2016

......I would do anything for my pikin.but the guy own no get levels. what happened to those things with straps u can put ur baby in and carry in front of u.....I no know the name.

but fortunately, marriage no dey my life agenda....or baby mamas sef.

We always keep the helmet on.

#SafeDriving

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Romance › Re: Please Help!!! by IamLEGEND1: 9:21am On Jan 07, 2016

go and learn how to sew.....or weld random shít.
e better pass

Romance › Re: Should A Single Lady Tone Down Her Success In Order To Get A Husband? by IamLEGEND1: 9:19am On Jan 07, 2016

who cares!
if Buhari daughter dey my street, I sure say I go toast am.

Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Angry That I Didn't Park In Front Of Her Son? by IamLEGEND1: 9:14am On Jan 07, 2016

ivyT:
thank you

don't mention it, dear.

Romance › Re: Wow,i Almost Forgot That Today Is My Birthday by IamLEGEND1: 9:06am On Jan 07, 2016

Romance › Re: Penastory: Advice Me: Is It Wrong If I Get Married To My Late Sister’s Husband? by IamLEGEND1: 9:02am On Jan 07, 2016

even in grief..... that guy sharp well well,
see as him use sense lock down him late wife's twin sister !!!!
na why I go marry alienstar be that.

Romance › Re: 5 Exciting Wedding Reception Ideas by IamLEGEND1: 8:55am On Jan 07, 2016

keep on dreaming

if u no go do reception for my face-me-i-face-you compound,then make u just bone the thing totally.

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Romance › Re: Please Come Help A Brother Out!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:50am On Jan 07, 2016

Trust me,
ur relationship is as good as dead!

Give up and move on with ur life.

Don't get me wrong,right now,she genuinely believes,just like you that she can keep the thing between you two going.

but assuming you guys give the long distance thing a shot....believe me,her story will change 2 Yrs later, and so will urs.

Romance › Re: See How Ladies Are Killing Internet Love by IamLEGEND1: 8:38am On Jan 07, 2016

this shitz too long mehn

maybe next time

Romance › Re: Need Help by IamLEGEND1: 8:36am On Jan 07, 2016

HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!

Romance › Re: Adorable Pre-wedding Pictures Shot In Canada by IamLEGEND1: 8:32am On Jan 07, 2016

blessingee:
Pls visit an optician asap!

na the problem with 9ja girls be this.

dem hear say him dey Canada,automatically him don turn to one mini Adonis.

wic way na.

Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Angry That I Didn't Park In Front Of Her Son? by IamLEGEND1: 8:30am On Jan 07, 2016

naughtynaughty:
I don ova fat

Too much chicken and ice cream I presume.

Romance › Re: Adorable Pre-wedding Pictures Shot In Canada by IamLEGEND1: 8:24am On Jan 07, 2016

Vivalavida99:
Ugly you say?
Let's see yours so we can judge.

nice try!
but I'll have to politely decline.

Romance › Re: Adorable Pre-wedding Pictures Shot In Canada by IamLEGEND1: 8:22am On Jan 07, 2016

Ana234:
ask God na

Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Angry That I Didn't Park In Front Of Her Son? by IamLEGEND1: 8:12am On Jan 07, 2016

naughtynaughty:
I didn't attnd any party..I jxt taya

beht u suppose dey rep ur moniker na.

But wait oh
na wetin make u tire for this holiday wey u no fit komot go chill.

Romance › Re: My Advice!!!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:04am On Jan 07, 2016

My advice to all men...marry a sizzling-hot chick because All women are gold-miners. spend on a salacious harlót than on a disfigured entity whom all the money in the world won't help.

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Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Angry That I Didn't Park In Front Of Her Son? by IamLEGEND1: 7:57am On Jan 07, 2016

naughtynaughty:
yeah yeah..merry xmas and happy new year love

Same to you dear!!!!

no one told me where the party was at,I for come make we rock each other tire. Holy rocking though.

Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Angry That I Didn't Park In Front Of Her Son? by IamLEGEND1: 7:44am On Jan 07, 2016

naughtynaughty:
heeyy..luk wuz here! *biggrin*

Helo,love. *creepy grin*
Had a good night I hope.

Romance › Re: Dating,or Getting Married To Your Couzin,how Logical Is It by IamLEGEND1: 6:27am On Jan 07, 2016

aloa3:
P.S my friend who sexed his couzin claimed she's from his mother side so it doesn't matter
Cc- lalasticlúla

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