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Garlic & vodka |
I see you winding and grinding up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuçk you, you already know I wanna fūck you, you already know |
sickstars:u mean 'happy for US' shey? |
I've only known this girl for 3 weeks and on a day, we were down rumbling in the Bronx and she was twisting around on the bed like spaghetti the next thing I heard was 'WITH OUR PRIVATES COMBINED, WE SHALL FORNICATE & MAKE BABIES." in my disoriented state, i open eyes look am well.
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ain't nobody got time for this shít #WeDate #WeBreakUp #TheEnd |
make she drop that placard for ground and resnap the picture, then we'll talk. |
one word-Snakes!!.. + the day the aliens will come to colonise us. |
see honest pikin unlike the entire feminine populace of a certain country I know. I don dey port go Ghana jor. #iranu |
The guy has probably died of online poisoning by now. Coz even me dey feel the effect of that English from here. |
where the #TeamVirgins @? |
Na on to the next wife material be that
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Watzup Y'all, my name is Legend, just ur everyday nomadic Fulani guy. From a cultural/social/psychological point of view, masturbàtion is way better than cheating. You don't have to lay out a meticulous plan on how to go about masturbàting without ur partner knowing like you would if u were cheating. which automatically makes it more efficient than cheating. + It's always available(you know wuh'm sayin' ) unlike the hoe you be banging on the side.Religiously,it's slightly more complicated- depending if you consider masturbàtion to be a sin or not (personally,i'm undecided).Either way,you still don't run the risk of contracting a fatal STD through masturbàtion unlike an affair: due to ur probable obliviousness to any medical condition of ur said side-hoe. So yeah, I'll much rather masturbàte to a Jada fire video than cheat on a partner......no one deserves that. |
lielbree:my brodah the thing just tire everybody. if girl never close eye by the time my lips dey 5cms away......I go just bone the thing, waka dey go. |
leonard509:another medieval mofo
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olagbemi118:
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Harbosede02: ![]() |
missyadorable:you no go believe the number if I tell u. Every kiss was not a hit,back to back.....from Sade to Boluwatife to Chisom to Hauwa yet all of them no dey close eye. Koni dafun iyalaya all the girls wey dey open eyes like winch Abstinence ti take over. #FuckThisShitMehn |
bt 9ja babes no dey learn Dem go shine eyes like street lights |
MilesLamar:The assassin you send no do him job well. |
onila:
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and this thing come make FP.
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lotta celebration in this bítch we make it happen around here alot sexy girls with dem pretty faces keeping all the guys here got the drinks and all the champagne whose bars all on me let tha booty girl she say she wanna follow me go (story) i know she love my money , (i know) i told her she was joking , (ooh no) she say she wanna have fun but she wanna come along with her friends oya jeka ma lo... |
small shidren already learning how to be pussi Niggaz from the get-go...no use ur money buy English textbook, stay there dey follow girl upandan like fly. |
yes,it's just you. kontinu to dey date am like that. |
sickstars:even better ![]() I love baby mamas.... unless the baby daddy is an ex convict. Then I go happily stay my lane. |
sickstars:i don't want super glue.. I WANT YOU !!!! BTW, wetin do ur 'Africa' moniker..... Rust? |
StephanieEzeh:e don tey since you create any useless topic sha. & It shall be permanent!! #DoiHereAnAmen? |
sickstars:if you listen very carefully you can hear the sound of my heart shattering into a trillion pieces right now.
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StephanieEzeh:For rising above the fountain of shít called threads that were created today and creating something as brilliant as this,you ma'am have earned my E-respect. You get a free pass when next you decide to misyarn.
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) unlike the hoe you be banging on the side.

Leave me o hain 