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RomanceRe: Saturday Morning Breakfast.. by IamLEGEND1: 12:42pm On Jan 09, 2016
Garlic & vodka
RomanceRe: How Can I Tell Her I Want To Sex Her? by IamLEGEND1: 12:35pm On Jan 09, 2016
I see you winding and grinding up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you
and you already know
I wanna fuçk you, you already know
I wanna fūck you, you already know
RomanceRe: Now Matter How Hard It Is Never Give Up On Love by IamLEGEND1: 10:01am On Jan 09, 2016
sickstars:
Happy for u smiley
u mean 'happy for US' shey?
RomanceRe: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by IamLEGEND1: 9:19am On Jan 09, 2016
I've only known this girl for 3 weeks and on a day, we were down rumbling in the Bronx and she was twisting around on the bed like spaghetti

the next thing I heard was

'WITH OUR PRIVATES COMBINED, WE SHALL FORNICATE & MAKE BABIES."

in my disoriented state, i open eyes look am well.

RomanceRe: Now Matter How Hard It Is Never Give Up On Love by IamLEGEND1: 9:11am On Jan 09, 2016
ain't nobody got time for this shít

#WeDate

#WeBreakUp

#TheEnd
RomanceRe: Woman Protest Naked At Scene Of Sex Attack In Cologne. by IamLEGEND1: 8:39am On Jan 09, 2016
make she drop that placard for ground and resnap the picture, then we'll talk.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Greatest Fear In Life...come Stop By And Share... by IamLEGEND1: 8:36am On Jan 09, 2016
one word-Snakes!!..
+ the day the aliens will come to colonise us.
CrimeRe: I Wasn’t Gang Raped; I Agreed To Have Sex With Them, 16-yr-old by IamLEGEND1: 8:30am On Jan 09, 2016
see honest pikin
unlike the entire feminine populace of a certain country I know.
I don dey port go Ghana jor.
#iranu
RomanceRe: A Semi Literate girl 's Letter To Her Boyfriend. by IamLEGEND1: 8:26am On Jan 09, 2016
The guy has probably died of online poisoning by now.
Coz even me dey feel the effect of that English from here.
RomanceRe: What Sex Can Do by IamLEGEND1: 8:21am On Jan 09, 2016
where the #TeamVirgins @?
RomanceRe: Should A Man Dump His Fiancee Because Of Hefty Bride Price? by IamLEGEND1: 8:19am On Jan 09, 2016
Na on to the next wife material be that

RomanceRe: Please Help: My Ex Want To Curse Me For This Reason (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 8:16am On Jan 09, 2016

RomanceRe: Would You Rather Cheat On Your Partner Than Masturbate ? by IamLEGEND1: 8:09am On Jan 09, 2016
Watzup Y'all,

my name is Legend, just ur everyday nomadic Fulani guy.
From a cultural/social/psychological point of view, masturbàtion is way better than cheating.
You don't have to lay out a meticulous plan on how to go about masturbàting without ur partner knowing like you would if u were cheating.
which automatically makes it more efficient than cheating.

+ It's always available(you know wuh'm sayin' cheesy) unlike the hoe you be banging on the side.

Religiously,it's slightly more complicated- depending if you consider masturbàtion to be a sin or not (personally,i'm undecided).Either way,you still don't run the risk of contracting a fatal STD through masturbàtion unlike an affair: due to ur probable obliviousness to any medical condition of ur said side-hoe.

So yeah, I'll much rather masturbàte to a Jada fire video than cheat on a partner......no one deserves that.
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why People Kiss With Their Eyes Closed by IamLEGEND1: 7:25am On Jan 09, 2016
lielbree:
Lol u are really funny o
my brodah
the thing just tire everybody.

if girl never close eye by the time my lips dey 5cms away......I go just bone the thing, waka dey go.
RomanceRe: Girls, Keep Your Virginity! by IamLEGEND1: 7:22am On Jan 09, 2016
leonard509:
devo in the flesh, just be patient, hell awaits you and ur disciples. Mumu dey vex b'cos im no be virgo... The Dignity and love a man will bestow on his wife has a lot to do with her virginity. ur brain,mind, and conscience is dead(that's how u knw a devil)!
another medieval mofo

RomanceRe: Girls, Keep Your Virginity! by IamLEGEND1: 7:19am On Jan 09, 2016
olagbemi118:
u don smoke... Smh bad influence

RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why People Kiss With Their Eyes Closed by IamLEGEND1: 7:17am On Jan 09, 2016
Harbosede02:
jeeezz grin angry
grin
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why People Kiss With Their Eyes Closed by IamLEGEND1: 7:08am On Jan 09, 2016
missyadorable:
How many of them have you kissed?
you no go believe the number if I tell u.

Every kiss was not a hit,back to back.....from Sade to Boluwatife to Chisom to Hauwa yet all of them no dey close eye. Koni dafun iyalaya all the girls wey dey open eyes like winch

Abstinence ti take over.

#FuckThisShitMehn
RomanceRe: If You Were To Have Another Monicker, What Will It Be? by IamLEGEND1:
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why People Kiss With Their Eyes Closed by IamLEGEND1: 11:41pm On Jan 08, 2016
bt 9ja babes no dey learn
Dem go shine eyes like street lights
FamilyRe: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by IamLEGEND1: 11:36pm On Jan 08, 2016
MilesLamar:
Guy dix ur thread no go reach front page grin grin.. The mod wey dey push yeye thread's to front page, I av kill am angry angry grin grin
The assassin you send no do him job well.
RomanceRe: I Get H-orny When I See A New Picture Of My Bae! by IamLEGEND1: 11:21pm On Jan 08, 2016
onila:
is just that u dont relate to what I am saying

because u have never experienced it or ur bae is NOT on facebook

ur life is boring

nothing dumb with what I am saying

RomanceRe: I Love Him (but He's Younger) by IamLEGEND1: 11:19pm On Jan 08, 2016
and this thing come make FP.

RomanceRe: I Get H-orny When I See A New Picture Of My Bae! by IamLEGEND1: 11:12pm On Jan 08, 2016

RomanceRe: Some Of These Naija Babes Gat No Chill by IamLEGEND1: 10:55pm On Jan 08, 2016
lotta celebration in this bítch
we make it happen around here
alot sexy girls with dem pretty faces
keeping all the guys here
got the drinks and all the champagne
whose bars all on me
let tha booty girl she say she
wanna follow me go (story)
i know she love my money , (i know)
i told her she was joking , (ooh no)
she say she wanna have fun
but she wanna come along with her friends
oya jeka ma lo...
RomanceRe: to hell with u reading it by IamLEGEND1:
small shidren already learning how to be pussi Niggaz from the get-go...no use ur money buy English textbook, stay there dey follow girl upandan like fly.
RomanceRe: Is It Just Me? by IamLEGEND1: 10:36pm On Jan 08, 2016
yes,it's just you.
kontinu to dey date am like that.
RomanceRe: What Is Must Have For Someone Who's Trying To Date You by IamLEGEND1: 10:32pm On Jan 08, 2016
sickstars:
huh Leave me o hain

M a moda of 6kids hope u kno dat
even better cheesy
I love baby mamas....

unless the baby daddy is an ex convict.

Then I go happily stay my lane.
RomanceRe: What Is Must Have For Someone Who's Trying To Date You by IamLEGEND1: 10:26pm On Jan 08, 2016
sickstars:
cry cry cry cry
I av super glue
i don't want super glue..
I WANT YOU !!!!
BTW, wetin do ur 'Africa' moniker..... Rust?
RomanceRe: Making Love With A Guy Is Irrelevant In Getting Dumped by IamLEGEND1: 10:22pm On Jan 08, 2016
StephanieEzeh:
but I no de misyarn nau cheesy
e don tey since you create any useless topic sha.

& It shall be permanent!!



#DoiHereAnAmen?
RomanceRe: What Is Must Have For Someone Who's Trying To Date You by IamLEGEND1: 10:12pm On Jan 08, 2016
sickstars:
I dony kno too cry cry cry cry
if you listen very carefully you can hear the sound of my heart shattering into a trillion pieces right now.

RomanceRe: Making Love With A Guy Is Irrelevant In Getting Dumped by IamLEGEND1: 10:05pm On Jan 08, 2016
StephanieEzeh:
Thanks LEGEND wink
For rising above the fountain of shít called threads that were created today and creating something as brilliant as this,you ma'am have earned my E-respect.

You get a free pass when next you decide to misyarn.

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