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Romance › Re: Four Places You Must Never Touch In A Lady's Body by IamLEGEND1: 6:47pm On Nov 06, 2015

Romance › Re: Durentt Is A 12 Years Old Kid by IamLEGEND1: 6:38pm On Nov 06, 2015

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Romance › Re: . by IamLEGEND1: 6:37pm On Nov 06, 2015

we look like medical doctors to you?
carry ur erectile dysfunction go somewhere else

Romance › Re: Advice Needed! by IamLEGEND1: 6:32pm On Nov 06, 2015

hebenezher:
look at this gay, you can't brawl but you can offend... Advice; don't price what you can't pay... It's rather too obvious your stupidity is beyond any human imagination. You should learn to be prudent, i never tagged your demented subriquent on ma God damn thread. You wish to comment, but next time comment laka wittism lad. Hence, i cease typing as to not get poluted by your cheeky wit

The butthurt is real.
I simply asked you to take your mental breakdown to the health section,qualified peeps are available there to help you.

so if you like,keep replying me with ur gbagaun-riddled English and be feeling fly..... it doesn't change the fact that ur neural pathways are damaged.

Romance › Re: Is Dis Love Or Infatuation....advise Pls by IamLEGEND1: 6:16pm On Nov 06, 2015

How big is his díck?

Romance › Re: Which Of This Girls Is Really Mine!? Advise Plz by IamLEGEND1: 5:46pm On Nov 06, 2015

panthera4:
I never said the 2go girl is less.

are you sure you're alright?
wasn't that what you asked me?
You know just forget it......

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Romance › Re: Advice Needed! by IamLEGEND1: 5:40pm On Nov 06, 2015

hebenezher:
trying seriously to avoid ish but yah seems to have the appetite.. Now what ya saying hommie? Ya want brawl? I've bundles. Now, start typing, ape

I don't brawl with people with a distinct lack of common sense.
So run along now and go caress a live wire or something.
I'm done here bítch.

Romance › Re: Which Of This Girls Is Really Mine!? Advise Plz by IamLEGEND1: 5:28pm On Nov 06, 2015

panthera4:
do you settle for petty or for what you love? Be sincere

now I'm honestly beginning to think you're just an ídiot and a wimp.
you think by dating the 2go girl you're settling for less?

ur ex is the one who is settling here..... u were her side bítch before she broke up with her boyfriend and then you became the rebound guy....... after you served ur tenure as her emotional punching bag she dumped you in the trash can and went running back to her ex.

Ex saw she was damaged goods and sent her packing and now you're coming back into office......but in a different capacity: you're now her full-time bítch and you wasted no time in shoving ur head up her àss.

So keep on Deceiving urself that you're in love.
You're only being a síssy.

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Romance › Re: Which Of This Girls Is Really Mine!? Advise Plz by IamLEGEND1: 4:59pm On Nov 06, 2015

why can't you apply common sense

So you went to shop online and you were told there is only one Samsung smartphone left and it has already been purchased by someone. you're disappointed but you decide try ur luck with an iPhone.

You use this iPhone for 6months with zero problems only to have the delivery guy show up at ur doorstep with that same Samsung Galaxy......obviously, it was ur first choice when you went online to buy a phone. so you decide to ask why that same phone is now available after they told you it was already sold.

they inform you the other buyer suspects the phone might be faulty so he returned it..... so now they are willing to trade it with ur 6 months old iPhone.........

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Romance › Re: Advice Needed! by IamLEGEND1: 4:44pm On Nov 06, 2015

hebenezher:
actually no, my post wasn't aimed at you, but hey if you the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

if the shoe na somebody own nko?

So pls take ur problem to the health section. we have shrinks there.

Romance › Re: Said The Wrong Thing Cos Of Konji!! by IamLEGEND1: 4:41pm On Nov 06, 2015

Like one of my níggax wey them hold like this...

him been dey date this girl for one whole year and him no ever see her brassiere.

na wetin happen, I no know........this girl invite am to her apartment and one thing led to another and before you know dem don dey nakéd on top bed.

This guy wan enter the place,Him dey like 2cm to entering na him she hold the head of the díck

look the guy for eye............ "promise me you Will you marry me"

na so my nígga just *missing text*

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Romance › Re: Advice Needed! by IamLEGEND1: 4:29pm On Nov 06, 2015

we look like psychologists to you?

Romance › Re: Ladies Alert!!!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 4:28pm On Nov 06, 2015

you can buy this thread at JUMIA. COM.ORG/LIES

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Romance › Re: How True Is This (picture+) by IamLEGEND1: 3:49pm On Nov 06, 2015

this thing was around since before I was born but you're just seeing it now?

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Romance › Re: Most Girls Ain't Single B4 You Ask Them Out..and They Say 'yes' by IamLEGEND1: 3:45pm On Nov 06, 2015

alryt

Romance › Re: Guys: Does It Really Mean Anythn Being Disrespected By A Young Lover Of Yours? by IamLEGEND1: 3:31pm On Nov 06, 2015

ezteem:
Lol... So you got humor ?
OP, were you expecting PA mamphis ?

Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by IamLEGEND1: 3:18pm On Nov 06, 2015

Shamstiel:
Which evidence again I say he is using some one pix u say evidence

well anybody can say anybody is fake

but we sieve the truth based on the amount of pictorial evidence the accuser can provide

#Gerrit?

Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by IamLEGEND1: 3:05pm On Nov 06, 2015

Shamstiel:
U pple hav been decive dat boi is fake and we need 2 delete him

you don raise our suspicion but now we need evidence to cement ur claims

Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by IamLEGEND1: 3:00pm On Nov 06, 2015

donTbone:
íamlegend1... you no do good o... why u no call me and cuteHēctor?

#dragsInTheSofa

me too I just shock oh

na him make me forget

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Single? Lets Mingle by IamLEGEND1: 2:52pm On Nov 06, 2015

Jollyjoy:
am i dreaming

not at all luv
what's wrong....you interested?

Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by IamLEGEND1: 2:47pm On Nov 06, 2015

quiinnBee:
grabs plastic chair.#

Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by IamLEGEND1: 2:40pm On Nov 06, 2015

DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!

Romance › Re: Guys: Does It Really Mean Anythn Being Disrespected By A Young Lover Of Yours? by IamLEGEND1: 2:22pm On Nov 06, 2015

but when you begin dey sweat while WHINING AND GRINDING on top her........you no go remember her age

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Romance › Re: Hillarious Question Of The Week! by IamLEGEND1: 2:19pm On Nov 06, 2015

donTbone:
Thunder fire the aliens, in and outside the plane EARTH!

Romance › Re: Wow! She Jus Gave Me The Sum Tottal Of Number Of Sex We've Had Dis Year by IamLEGEND1: 2:12pm On Nov 06, 2015

jonaifame22:
hehehehehe, she'll wait, I hope so, wat eva plans I'm workn on, is for the betterment of us both, she's still young she's jus 21

and so?
girls eating eba and egusi everyday now....by the time she turns 25 she already looks like ur mother.

Romance › Re: Hillarious Question Of The Week! by IamLEGEND1: 2:09pm On Nov 06, 2015

donTbone:
And wah are the Aliens using the money for?
Do they have houses and road construction projection like
9ja

To create weapons they will use to colonise the earth in the near future. word on the street is they've already sent their scouts to monitor our behavior
Some of them are on NL,you see them with fake DPs everywhere.
but I doubt they'll want to colonise 9ja sha.... our problems pass their power.

Romance › Re: Wow! She Jus Gave Me The Sum Tottal Of Number Of Sex We've Had Dis Year by IamLEGEND1: 2:05pm On Nov 06, 2015

jonaifame22:
I've told her,I'll be marrying her 3 yrs time, cos I'm goin to U.S next year so I can't tie myself down wth marriage now

Lolz you think say she go wait for you?
Just dump am now......you go find another one in 4yrs time.

Romance › Re: Hillarious Question Of The Week! by IamLEGEND1: 2:01pm On Nov 06, 2015*

donTbone:
Oya come in and comment o...

Rules:
No mofos allowed.
Beefing allowed, but do it quietely. Dont wake the sleeping lion.
You can woo as you like.
Make sure of all, you are making sense.

cc: íamlegend1
cuteHēctor

Romance › Re: How To Prevent Rape (Naija Men Edition) by IamLEGEND1: 1:55pm On Nov 06, 2015

1bkaye:
You should tbh

Romance › Re: Wow! She Jus Gave Me The Sum Tottal Of Number Of Sex We've Had Dis Year by IamLEGEND1: 1:47pm On Nov 06, 2015

jonaifame22:
hehehehe, LEGEND na wa o, d gal jus come back frm traditional marriage wey she go for villa, na I'm she jus they para for me they ask me wetin be my plan for two of us since 3 yrs wey we dey date

Then put a ring on the thing.

or just wait till 2 days to next year's valentines day,then dump her.

Romance › Re: Sksk by IamLEGEND1: 1:43pm On Nov 06, 2015

donTbone:
Then he will live to tell the testimony of what forming has done to him

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