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RomanceRe: Top 9 Reasons Men Get Rejected By The Women They Want by IamLEGEND1: 8:06pm On Sep 16, 2015
MrsPhyno:
*rolls eyes* shebi na u suppose be the 'strong tin' for bed
quote me at ur own risk tongue grin
my own strong tin is in the plural...
"STRONG TINZ"
she doeth moi strong tin
I does her strongest tinz
RomanceRe: Confused Guy Says Mother & Daughter Want To Take His Virginity – Advise by IamLEGEND1: 7:43pm On Sep 16, 2015
jabojafa:
this complicated oh. Whatever that will happen between u and d mother wud jst be s3x cos u cant marry her. Also do you think there is a chance dt u might later fall for d daughter? If d girl is sum1 u can consider to spend d rest of ur life with den desist frm evry sexual relatnshp with d mum. Except she is nt ur kind of lady den jst bleep mother cos u will rewarded handsomely and if u r a sharp man den bleeping d daughter too is bonus.

RomanceRe: Top 9 Reasons Men Get Rejected By The Women They Want by IamLEGEND1: 7:33pm On Sep 16, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Iamlegend1

Menopause eh? Let her catch u. Ur getting consistently ruder each day whats happening grin
or maybe u've always been like this and i jus didnt know

i still think they've done u strong tin before grin
LMAO!!!

Oh meh Goat....

U think I'm being rude?

den u ain't seen nofin gurl...

and you are correct,an igbo girl did do me strong tin



on mah bed....
RomanceRe: Top 9 Reasons Men Get Rejected By The Women They Want by IamLEGEND1: 7:09pm On Sep 16, 2015
[quote author=MrsPhyno post=38077471]i'm learning from the best, the oba of egocentricity (? ewo dat one na word?)

im lonely witout my sidekick, where is ur first wife

[/quote
I'm not egocentric,I just don't shy away from letting you and everybody know how awesome i am....

And as for that old woman,I no know where she dey oh....

Menopause maybe?
RomanceRe: Top 9 Reasons Men Get Rejected By The Women They Want by IamLEGEND1: 6:50pm On Sep 16, 2015
MrsPhyno:
no be today na. u cant even take ur eyes off me self grin
how do you say 'work hard' in ur language
can't keep mah eyes off you?
turning egocentric now aye?
Work hard = ka dage sosai
RomanceRe: 14 Things All Guys Want To Hear In Bed by IamLEGEND1: 4:59pm On Sep 16, 2015

RomanceRe: Simple Advice To Nairaland Ladies [photo] by IamLEGEND1: 4:31pm On Sep 16, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Let me also add here that a girl playing heard to get doesnt mean she is not cheap
Ive seen cheap girls who play hard to get to decieve guys with the impresion that they are kosher
I remember this chic in my office who fùcked almost every guy in the office
My friend came in and wanted a piece of the action. He asked her out politely and she refused
even acted offended but that chic was getting fùcked 7 ways from Sunday by every nigga who could get it up

I know of another Chic in my friend's masters class who was giving away her punana like candy on a haloween night
but when I met her at a function she was forming hard 2 get refused to give me her number, refused a dance , etc
bìtch probably thot I was gonna beg for it like some of dem m0r0ns would do.

Guys y'all need to wake the fùck up
Women have always been ídiots....

try to play the gentleman & you're going on in the trash can, PRONTO.

And will always hide behind the cultural "norm" to mask their inadequacies and insecurities....

"a guy is always supposed to ask me out first,else I'll be called cheap"

"I can't initiate séx with my husband/boyfriend,he'll see me as a slút"

BLAH BLAH....

D tin tire me
RomanceRe: Simple Advice To Nairaland Ladies [photo] by IamLEGEND1: 12:53pm On Sep 16, 2015
All those sissies complaining about guys' immaturity should shut up....

we all know that nothing decimates a girl's self-esteem and pride quite like rejection.....

and it's also common knowledge that women derive this twisted feeling of euphoria from turning down a guy's advances...makes them feel good about themselves.

so Bcoz Ruth gave Boaz a handjób means she is loose?

#Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
RomanceRe: guys? by IamLEGEND1: 12:45pm On Sep 16, 2015
so you are a lesbian then?
a lesbian with a penís?
RomanceRe: Guys See Why You Should Consider Dating A Calabar Girl by IamLEGEND1: 12:42pm On Sep 16, 2015
so watz D point of dat pinsure?

if u were trying to show ur babe off,she no fine..
na only D breasts dey attractive...
RomanceRe: Whot We U Do? (pics Inside) by IamLEGEND1: 12:38pm On Sep 16, 2015
I we say a prayer on behalf of my (soon to be) fallen friend...
RomanceRe: Men: How Do You Handle An Aggressive Woman? by IamLEGEND1: 12:35pm On Sep 16, 2015
I whoop her yansh...mercilessly.
RomanceRe: What You Wish Your Spouse Profession Will Be by IamLEGEND1: 12:32pm On Sep 16, 2015
A retired ashàwo
HealthRe: . by IamLEGEND1: 12:29pm On Sep 16, 2015
the vagína needs to be probed by the current administration
RomanceRe: Top 9 Reasons Men Get Rejected By The Women They Want by IamLEGEND1: 9:15am On Sep 16, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Baba na u know o
No be me tell u say I dey for dat side tey tey
U cum say I dey form grin
I'm a multifaceted person.....
multifaceted my big,black àss.
well,since u have confessed to already being on the dark side
I will give you the benefit of the doubt....
but know this : AGAMMA EYES ON YOU...
RomanceRe: Top 9 Reasons Men Get Rejected By The Women They Want by IamLEGEND1: 8:31am On Sep 16, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Self-validation my a**.
i can see u are really fighting to avoid crossing the line... THE DARK LINE
but that won't save you though
coz the dark side always pulls you in...
ask gurgle.
RomanceRe: Top 9 Reasons Men Get Rejected By The Women They Want by IamLEGEND1: 4:57am On Sep 16, 2015
MrsPhyno:
it's more likely that u just have the attention span of a jackrabbit......

u don't know my skills my son grin

whoever is massaging ur ego is doing a good job okay, tell them I said so
WIC SKILLS?

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

make I see road abeg....

u wey wan dey form mother Theresa for NL

and my ego doesn't need to "MASSAGED" by someone other than me.....

self-validation is enough for moi...

if I say I'm awesome,datz bcoz i'm awesome..
RomanceRe: Is There Anyone Here Who Loves Poem? Pls Appreciate This or criticize by IamLEGEND1: 9:48pm On Sep 15, 2015
this nónsense makes no sense
RomanceRe: Dedicate A Song To Your Lover Expressing Your Feelings by IamLEGEND1: 9:47pm On Sep 15, 2015
Fúck you by MI Abaga ft ice prince
RomanceRe: Is This True About Most Lovers?(pics) by IamLEGEND1: 9:44pm On Sep 15, 2015
RomanceRe: The Heavy Demand!!!what Would You Have Done If You Were In My Shoes????? by IamLEGEND1: 9:41pm On Sep 15, 2015
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RomanceRe: "I Gave My Virginity To My Boyfriend As A Birthday Gift" by IamLEGEND1: 9:39pm On Sep 15, 2015
wetin konsyn me

RomanceRe: Please!! Respect This Girl. by IamLEGEND1: 9:37pm On Sep 15, 2015
nónsense
RomanceRe: I Can't Stay A Day Without Making Love Please Advice Me. by IamLEGEND1: 9:12pm On Sep 15, 2015
ozy4christ:
hahahahaja, so Sorry abt that
no worries,
it is only a crime if u actually thought I was a girl.
RomanceRe: Help!!!,my Friend Junior Sister Is Having Crush On Me by IamLEGEND1: 9:06pm On Sep 15, 2015
Your English needs God in its life.....
RomanceRe: I Can't Stay A Day Without Making Love Please Advice Me. by IamLEGEND1: 9:02pm On Sep 15, 2015
ozy4christ:
babe please be specific Okay don't generalize,love u but God loves u d more
na me u dey call Babe?

Dafuq?

pls I have a penís.

and I should be more specific about what?
RomanceRe: Top 9 Reasons Men Get Rejected By The Women They Want by IamLEGEND1: 8:59pm On Sep 15, 2015
MrsPhyno:
u see ur life
strictly X-rated? then u dont have skill my friend.... u no reach grin
well,
PG+13 flirters like urself bore me to death,so they got no skills too...
but as for me?
'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the.......
RomanceRe: I Think I Am A Misogynist. by IamLEGEND1: 8:50pm On Sep 15, 2015
AlienStar:
Eewwwww! disgusting!
Alienstàr,resurrected from the dead.
and u dey say "Eewwwww"
wetin u been think say dem gay dudes dey do before....
gather around a fire and read from songs of Solomon?
wherebu been go na?
RomanceRe: At Age 20 She Sometimes Pee On Herself On The Bed While Asleep. by IamLEGEND1: 6:19pm On Sep 15, 2015

RomanceRe: I Think I Am A Misogynist. by IamLEGEND1: 5:16pm On Sep 15, 2015
hbpeze:
gays don't have erections I have one now as I type this
homosexuals don't have erections?
so how do u think they penetrate each other's yansh?
RomanceRe: 11 Things Not To Do When You’re Kissing by IamLEGEND1: 4:45pm On Sep 15, 2015
but sadly. Gurgle no go ever learn.
she keeps licking me like lollipop....
RomanceRe: 11 Things Not To Do When You’re Kissing by IamLEGEND1: 4:43pm On Sep 15, 2015
but sadly. Gurgle no go ever learn.
she keeps licking me like lollipop....

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