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MemphisDepay:
it works perfectly right?

works like a charm...

strip off all ur clothes
grab ur dìck with both hands,
stand in front of a mirror....
and say this with me....
"I AM A MAN"...

MrsPhyno:
*mutters something inaudible* okay if you say so

that trumpet of urs no dey ever rest smh egotistical being

Na me u call faux? U dont even deserve to write that 'ndi igbo' wit ur fingers

u and gurgle no be ndi igbo una be.....

u gehs are just living a fantasy...

d only tin una know how to say na onye ara and kedu...

Beht wait, did i just win an argument?

did i just win an argument?

No did i just win an argument?

against MrsFyno?

Abeg wia dat my bottle of Mo'et dey.....itz getting popped tonight.

CUM4WHAT:
uno, dos, tres, cuarto, cinco......... So simple.... Lemme be yo tisha for NGN20k/week

2k/week?

i.e 60-62k/month?

if i dey get dat kyn money,i no go school again na.....

make we do trade by batter,i go teach u hausa

u go teach me spanish.

MrsPhyno:
You like telling stories for the ancestors

So how good are you at this so called french. can u carry a conversation or jus small small words

yeah i take spanish, que es un requisito (its a requirement)

mmm we know. we don know ur style already u wan go there but not too far so jus continue.... goat.

french is not "so called" abeg....e better pass ur yeye spanish...

i'm pretty good,at least for a guy dat learnt most of the complexities on his own....(yeah,i'm blowing my own trumpet).

but as i jam one french lady like dat,as she talk one tin na so i just freeze....

see,at least make u learn somtin other than english...

faux ndi igbo.

MrsPhyno:
but u speak french nah so spanish should be easy for u

i actually had to think about that for a minute so. Well done y'hear

Its mostly accidental actually when u jus fall asleep like dat.... i fall asleep easily so if i get tired das it no matta wat state im in

Ah, i only comprehend french because dem start dey teach me d tin since nursery schl na...

wen i carry mah lunch-box every monday morning go school,d first tin we go hear na

"count from 1-10 in french"

na so we go start "un,deux,trois....."

but me wey no know even "1" for spanish...

u dey take spanish classes?

and dat "ball" statement was totally benign...



so,

misspicy:
So u be abo.ki....lol

me na concrete abokì na ...
i dey suspect say u na yoruba girl.....

MrsPhyno:
I took time to count those dashes and if there were four dis night would have been a difficult one for u

das basically common knowledge its like saying 'adios'.... every mallam on d street sabi am
It means 'more or less' but I'm using it to mean 'neither here nor there'

key words being 'most of the time' or even more accurately 'sometimes' . i wont say more before dem start to dey accuse me

we no get balls.... but sleeping naked is actually healthy. it allows ur skin to breathe. once again thats all i'll say.

my spanish is nigh on zero....

barring the phrases and words that were intergrated and are still being utilised in mainstream english
i no know any other thing.

& technically,you have "a ball" of sorts....

but i'm not saying any more too.

and forget about health benfits. Going commando in the night is the real shìt....

nothing beats that awesome,cool night breeze blowing gently against ur sometin....

MrsPhyno:
U nor well.....
who tell u say i dey wear /dont quote me on this! /

mas o menos.... im okay sha. stop watching netflix when u can get it free online

OKAY! now consider urself officially beefed.

u too like free stuff...

i guess itz d _ _ _ _ _ _ blood (i no talk anytin oh)

and na me u dey speak spanish for.....?
i have no idea what u just said...

and i thought that was what gehs wear?

or at least most of the time...

but i heard that just like guys,gehs love taking it off at night and spread their balls too.

MrsPhyno:
na ovafamiliarity dey cause all dis.... and too much of play
i'm not a stripper

Odinma

dont get ur panties in a twist darl....
nobody said u were a stripper....
but we sure wont mind seeing u working that thang..
ke kwanu?

MrsPhyno:
lekwa dis nwoke o....... onyeara

tchw.

ur so annoying u jus go disappear like say na magician trick and not answer anybody i swear i go start to beef u

even if u beef me,
everybody know say na lorfers fight,so...

& na netflix wey don dey occupy me now....

#OhNetflix

#WhereHathThouBeenAllMyLife

misspicy:
Wait o,doz dis mean you and iamLegend 1 don.dey fight karate,i taut he was ur person.on dis

www.nairaland.com/2523323/nigerians-dont-care-flat-stomachs

mrsphyno na my personal person na.....

she been dey trip for badt man tey_tey.

she too like fine guys,and as a konfam fulani guy, she just couldnt help herself.

MrsPhyno:
abeggiiiii he cant do me anything

toothless bulldog

e just remain small before i burn ur nìpples off with a blowtorch....

just keep trying me...... i got mah bulala on standby.

MrsPhyno:
leave dat one o
his own na advanced craze

see you.....
i no blame u at all.....
ça và?

see eyes like egg

and this ur jaw....

diz ur jaw no be here e dey....

misspicy:
Newbie beware of the likes of this man ,they can make you NL life miserable buh if you get bad mouth like me sha,you fit blend.

The rule is if you cant beat them.join them.


Welcome bro,hop to be a friend

we gladly suffer e-diots...

a month or two from now(if he hasnt deactivated) ,he go look diz thread....

#AndJustBeLike

welcome,






now fúck off.

my nose

ebubey:
IamLEGEND 1

oya make we start dey talk meeting point.....

MI Abaga ft Ice prince- Fúck you.

forever young
i wanna live,forever young
do u really want to leave for.........

softapples .......on a normal day,i go talk say u no get sense but u get small point......

while i wouldnt personally say women are worthless to the whole society(we have top ranking women in our government afterall)......... i would speak for myself and say the importance they have to me are limited and once i have achieved wateva intentions i had (benign or sinister) i pack my things and be on my way.....

i like to have a clear goal in wareva i'm doing,even in relationships........ there is nothing i value more than my fairly simple lifestyle,and women are naturally bound to mess that up....

so,women are good for specific things at specific times(to me).......hell,in any case....i get bored pretty easily,so i was never going to stick around for long anyway..

so for now,screw marriage....

baby mamas is the way to go....

MrsPhyno:
some of y'all's answers are literally repulsive.....

she's not meant to be anything to you or for you. she's a person. she lives her life bad, good, great or horrible and then she goes to heaven or hell (if u believe in that stuff which i do). She's not some accessory to your life you annoying twats...... Gosh.

Where on earth do you guys get the sense of entitlement that you have..... its disgusting

bae dey para.......

when i saw "Feelings for two" i thought u went to some kind of abstract emotional restaurant.....

every ìdiot with a phone go come dey form psychologist now.....