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MrsPhyno:
r u not always a troll

dont talk about my mouth, weren't u flirting with someone before? jus continue and lemme alone.

flirting ke...

u call that flirting?

plsssss,my flirting is strictly X-rated...

and I have something to say too
"FÚCK YOU"

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MrsPhyno:
my life? it is well no be u dey call me dey look for my trouble now u don find am. congratulations.

I no just want activate mah trolling mode now...
u na wifey,so I go just allow u make u you dey run ur fat mouth anyhow ""

MrsPhyno:
okay uncle do whatever u want


no oooo. he hasn't. he's the abominable snowman with a chain-mail heart. superhuman.

you see ur life... why u go come dey call me uncle?
u wan paint me like one old pesin abi?

and I'm a real softie.......
so no just vex me now
coz I fit start dey cry

Trishpat:
you never crush b4?

what?
so as u don give D guy green light finish......
him don get the msg and now him wan do the needful,you wan reject am?
our naija babes wic way na?

MrsPhyno:
Babe abeg. Don't give this legend reasons to insult u.

Me insult her?
woman plsssss....
I'm a gentleman.
except of coz if u're just trying to scare her off ur property......

Trishpat:
ok, put on ur Wi-Fi.

so u even know where the button dey....
but na Nokia Asha 200 I dey use,so maybe next time...
by why u wan crush the guy soul na...

Trishpat:
ok, put on ur Wi-Fi.

so u even know where the button dey....
but na Nokia Asha 200 I dey use,so maybe next time...
by why u wan crush the guy soul na...

MrsPhyno:
you you you
if i show u i will use u as my experiment
na u that button go first slap dont even test me today !

what was it you said about guys not knowing what they wanted?
and a slap from you is like a frech kiss to me...#LoversSlap

elosonservices:
She Just want to help save the young man. Your advice is needed bro

how many times I go give advice na?
I tell you say I support him(your) ministry...
make him fire on,notin do am.

Trishpat:
when I jus entered sch, I saw dis fyn boy and crushed on him lyk mad.
he's handsome, still boyish cute, dresses to kill, very brilliant.... and I feel awesome he finally asked me out.
Am going to say no, dunno why, but no.
deres no reason for being rejected, it's personal and natural.

Mrsphyno
come show me that e-slap button abeg...

ozy4christ:
if u a d one, can we chat? cos as a sex therapist, u have many questions to answer before any recommendation

Our naija women.......

wic way na?

if u want make e give you banana,just talk am....

elosonservices:
Guy easy oh. But there people looking for this kind of man ooooo

daz why he needs to keep up the good work
build a legacy for himself:
leaving a trail of sexually satisfied women in his wake...
#DazHowWeRoll

by having séx
Turkey style
cow style
Pig style
Fowl style
Ram style looks interesting too

this old story again?

Tell him he is a young and vital soldier in our mission to overpopulate the earth....

Tell him "legend" approves...

#CarryOnMyWaywardSon

wetin konsyn me?

if a female lecturer wants me to give her my black mamba.....

i'll be more than happy to oblige

diz thing made FP a few months ago
it made FP yesterday
and here it is again....

Odeshi

we all know u're gày

Estharfabian:
NO Lady's Ugly...trust me...it's just a Matter of Class... ""

make I see road abeg

the kyn worwor women wey dey diz NL sef,no be hia e dey.

and @O.P....

ur No.1 point,it will be easier to preserve her virginity
but na who she wan preserve am for?

who go marry ugly thing..

Treat your woman right,they said.
she gon' give you her heart,they told me.

urchbarbie:
lolx. how na? Person wey ask qiestions no dey lose, and person wey answer nko?

you dey tell the woman say the girl in question get EXTREME bedmatic abilities........

u suppose spare the woman of any potential heart attack.....
just tell am say the "Samson sister" na mother Mary she be..

urchbarbie:
the weightlifing thing means d gal being talked abt can perform serious bedduties........i guess I av helped.

HABAAAAA!!!!!

Sis mi,you wan give the woman heart attack ni?

Cityink:
What means dp

DP = Display Picture A.k.A profile picture
and from what I can see..their convo is mostly harmless......

please I need a sugar mummy who is ready to financially support me through the entire duration of my university education and I promise to satisfy her in bèd 24/7.

Any interested and capable sugar mummy can contact me on 0804CK329YOU1