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surprisingly,diz o.p dey make sense...... i have a very short attention span...... and as i dey currently operate on "hit & run" mode, i dey start to dey sweat any time i imagine say one day i go glue myself to one woman forever..... #DearDiary #OPwasAwesomeToday |
those girls dey do them strong thing |
and since wen did people classify pitch perfect as a RomCom? |
lekjons:
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how many times u don catch dem....? |
dat no 4 dey do like say him relative die for bomb blast. |
42n8dzydoo:wen u wan open another pesin yansh,make sure your own dey covered. itz spelt "Truly". FYI |
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we don already know say diz mamaQ don craze finish.
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if na rape,NO. But if na dat cute guy wey been seduce dem..... bitchès gon' cling onto him like chingum. |
Sacred milk of the spirit....
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pweedyuz:na student i be so technically,yeah i'm jobless. d lights are always dimmed inside.... so morning or night,if u enter u no go know. |
PunkyVeer:
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well if she knows the reverse-cowgirl..... i will gladly "back" her across the gutter and back (x20) |
pweedyuz:doesnt matter,cuz i sure as hell wont waste my time sleeping with a girl that is about as active as a corpse in the sheets. ashawoz don upgrade now,now dem dey clean their vaginas pass most of the "mother maryz" we get... some girls wey go leave the pubic hair make e grow sotey e go start dey curl and twist like dada. e get time wey dem dey go strip club ni? |
offering box. |
as a Phd holder in mature-mindedness,i do soundly declare that you possess a negligible number of healthy and active brain cells. |
pweedyuz:no be joking matter na.... if a girl recognises that the only merit she possess is her vagìna then she should endeavour to learn how to make it work for her.... laugh at hóokers all u want,but at least dem know how to give the tin well well.... in fact,i'm off to a strip club to get a lap dance or something. |
what type of boyfriend am i ? I’m the kind of brother that your boyfriends wanna be Cos I am so endowed (I am so endowed) See the ladies looking at me, na me they want to see Cos I am so endowed (I am so endowed)....... |
yeah, after i've slept with half of her friends. |
they know they have absolutely nothing to offer other than their vagìnas. and ladies for krystz sake,wen u know u only have ur yansh to offer,learn how to offer it well... dont just open the legs and lay there like a dead fish. |
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ATMism or WALLETiphilia - a fetish common among the ladyfolk. A situation where sexúal pleasure is derived and sometimes orgaśm achieved by simply carressing (sometimes just by staring) and groping a man's thick... long, black wallet. |
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