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RomanceRe: :-* by IamLEGEND1: 3:27pm On Sep 04, 2015
surprisingly,diz o.p dey make sense......

i have a very short attention span......

and as i dey currently operate on "hit & run" mode,

i dey start to dey sweat any time i imagine say one day i go glue myself to one woman forever.....

#DearDiary

#OPwasAwesomeToday
RomanceRe: Caption These Photos Of Police Officers From Nottinghill Festival by IamLEGEND1: 2:24pm On Sep 04, 2015
those girls dey do them strong thing
RomanceRe: 6 Rom Coms Guys Secretly Like by IamLEGEND1: 1:21pm On Sep 04, 2015
and since wen did people classify pitch perfect as a RomCom?
RomanceRe: 25 Unmistakable Signs He's In Love With You by IamLEGEND1: 1:18pm On Sep 04, 2015
lekjons:
8. He puts you first. Think: [s]accepting the invite of ur friends engagement party on the night his favorite team is playing - without so much as a mention of it[/s] NOT WHEN ARSENAL IS PLAYING UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!

RomanceRe: That Awkward Moment, When You See Your Dad Bleeping Your Mum by IamLEGEND1: 1:15pm On Sep 04, 2015
how many times u don catch dem....?
RomanceRe: Ladies,which Of These Kenyan Celebs Would You Shag Or Date?? by IamLEGEND1: 1:12pm On Sep 04, 2015
dat no 4 dey do like say him relative die for bomb blast.
EducationRe: Ahmad Ibrahim-Doko, ABU Youngest Professor (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 1:04pm On Sep 04, 2015
42n8dzydoo:
Truely, I can now see what ABU is made of!
wen u wan open another pesin yansh,make sure your own dey covered.


itz spelt "Truly". FYI
FashionRe: Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Pageant Holds First Pool Party Screening (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 12:42pm On Sep 04, 2015

RomanceRe: When A Guy Looks At You Without Smiling? by IamLEGEND1: 11:28am On Sep 04, 2015
we don already know say diz mamaQ don craze finish.

RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Marry The Guy That Deflowerd You? by IamLEGEND1: 3:59pm On Sep 03, 2015
if na rape,NO.
But if na dat cute guy wey been seduce dem.....
bitchès gon' cling onto him like chingum.
RomanceRe: Shock As Pastor Makes Members Suck His Manhood In Church by IamLEGEND1: 3:53pm On Sep 03, 2015
Sacred milk of the spirit....

RomanceRe: How Come Women Neva Pass In Relationships Despite How Much They Cheat by IamLEGEND1: 3:48pm On Sep 03, 2015
pweedyuz:
Lollll U no dey go wotk ni?? I tink say strip club nah 4 nyt ?
na student i be
so technically,yeah i'm jobless.
d lights are always dimmed inside....
so morning or night,if u enter u no go know.
RomanceRe: What Do We Call A Woman Who Sleep With Many Different Men? by IamLEGEND1: 3:35pm On Sep 03, 2015
PunkyVeer:
A cumbag.

RomanceRe: What's Your Take (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 3:27pm On Sep 03, 2015
well if she knows the reverse-cowgirl.....
i will gladly "back" her across the gutter and back (x20)
RomanceRe: How Come Women Neva Pass In Relationships Despite How Much They Cheat by IamLEGEND1: 3:22pm On Sep 03, 2015
pweedyuz:
shey u know say that tin wey dem dey give well well dey carry disease atymes ??
strip club?? by this tym ??
doesnt matter,cuz i sure as hell wont waste my time sleeping with a girl that is about as active as a corpse in the sheets.

ashawoz don upgrade now,now dem dey clean their vaginas pass most of the "mother maryz" we get...

some girls wey go leave the pubic hair make e grow sotey e go start dey curl and twist like dada.

e get time wey dem dey go strip club ni?
RomanceRe: What Do We Call A Woman Who Sleep With Many Different Men? by IamLEGEND1: 3:15pm On Sep 03, 2015
offering box.
RomanceRe: Guys Only! Identify Yours... by IamLEGEND1: 3:14pm On Sep 03, 2015
as a Phd holder in mature-mindedness,i do soundly declare that you possess a negligible number of healthy and active brain cells.
RomanceRe: How Come Women Neva Pass In Relationships Despite How Much They Cheat by IamLEGEND1: 3:08pm On Sep 03, 2015
pweedyuz:
hehehehehehehe
okay,,i knw im nt suppose to laff over this buh couldnt help it.....
no be joking matter na....

if a girl recognises that the only merit she possess is her vagìna then she should endeavour to learn how to make it work for her....

laugh at hóokers all u want,but at least dem know how to give the tin well well....

in fact,i'm off to a strip club to get a lap dance or something.
RomanceRe: Guys Which Type Of Boyfriend Are U? by IamLEGEND1: 3:03pm On Sep 03, 2015
what type of boyfriend am i ?

I’m the kind of brother that your boyfriends wanna be
Cos I am so endowed (I am so endowed)
See the ladies looking at me, na me they want to see
Cos I am so endowed (I am so endowed).......
RomanceRe: Would You Ever Take A Cheater Back? by IamLEGEND1: 2:57pm On Sep 03, 2015
yeah,
after i've slept with half of her friends.
RomanceRe: How Come Women Neva Pass In Relationships Despite How Much They Cheat by IamLEGEND1: 2:46pm On Sep 03, 2015
they know they have absolutely nothing to offer other than their vagìnas.

and ladies for krystz sake,wen u know u only have ur yansh to offer,learn how to offer it well...

dont just open the legs and lay there like a dead fish.
RomanceRe: I Have Fetish For Ladies With Pimples On Their Face Or Body by IamLEGEND1: 2:41pm On Sep 03, 2015

RomanceRe: When She Says She Needs Action And Not Words by IamLEGEND1: 2:39pm On Sep 03, 2015

RomanceRe: Abnormal sexual preferences by IamLEGEND1: 2:18pm On Sep 03, 2015
ATMism or WALLETiphilia - a fetish common among the ladyfolk. A situation where sexúal pleasure is derived and sometimes orgaśm achieved by simply carressing (sometimes just by staring) and groping a man's thick...

long,

black

wallet.
RomanceRe: My Father-in-law Wants My Virginity Before Approving Our Wedding by IamLEGEND1: 2:02pm On Sep 03, 2015
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