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2weeks...

MrsPhyno:
lol....
faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what u do not see

na bible verse i take quote for u just now sha u no know i sabi bible like dat abi

don't be too busy sha for the sake of me your health

True talk,luv.

True talk...

i go start dey come for e-sunday school classes rvery week.

+ bad man go definitely dey more present now....make nobody snatch u from me.

(i am looking at u sarwvyagghorv)

make i no be like Nebuchadnezzar....

na until him craze finish

begin to dey chop grass before him eye open.



Where gurgle even dey sef.....
she don dey go incognito ni?

you pull her in close and you whisper in her ear...

" Girl dont get me wrong,

" You are beautiful and all"

" I just dont like u bítch".

" No hard feelings"

MrsPhyno:
Baaaaaaby
I actually miss you when you're not around u know...... stop leaving all the time

yeah,& bad man missed his darling too.

been a lil' busy lately.....

i hope u've still not done anything i wouldnt do...

though like you said,that still leaves you with a lot of wiggle room........but u get the point...

i trust that my rival "sarwarryghov" has been doing the needful?

anytime u going to bed make sure u have one of those hard_cover notebooks....

if that "PARTNER" attempts to start snoring,you calmly pick ur book from the night stand and bìtch slap that ho in the face.

You will get at a lil bit of quiet for the next 30mins or so.....

#Afterwards

#RepeatSameProcess

MrsPhyno:
smh for u o why u dey laugh u no see as i serious
fine if you dont want to answer me, at least I will tell u. My night is going well.

well badt manz definitely gon' ask his luv how she is doing....

u doing fly dear?

just open up ur gateway for the nigga to explore u.
shey na wetin una sabi do be dat.

where is that E-slap button

if to say u get brain.....i for answer you.

where thé 4th stage

Legend is approaching this thread.

if he get 9 zeros for him bank account....dem go fit carry am go meet their ancestors.

#IgnoreLooks

#SearchForCurrency

#GirlPower

MrsPhyno:

alo luv.

wetin consign you

misspicy:
Hahaha,bad man,i fear you o
Btw,wch nigerian woman will do it

abeg no fear me oh... . i be holy guy.
calabar girls fit do am.

misspicy:
So you practically saying you will cheat on your wife?

Nope....

but she brought the condóms to me, unsolicited.

so that is basically a way of saying: "Honey, you can go sleep with whoever you want, i dont mind."

and in asking for some of the condóms back, she is saying "i dont mind if u cheat as long as i get to cheat too" and that is perfectly fine with me.

like i said, bad man doesnt get jealous.

misspicy:
Lie

badt guys no get time for hide and seek...
if she wan scratch her itch while i'm gone......
then please by all means,she should.
legend doesnt get jealous.
but my own itch wey i go scratch go need 5 extra packets of còndoms to satisfy.
#NoJealousy
#JustPayback

i started reading d tin
den d tin no gree end
i scroll, scroll, scroll sotey i tire.....
na him i just say make i just drop comment for no reason whatsoever.

give her half the pack

..

i would have said B
but i need to see a picture of their buttś first.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Working hard homes niggaz gotta eat
about 2 I take it thats what U planned for Gurgle

Word bro.
bt for gùrgle.....
i've got just the first one in mind....

Fo' dat äss....
i will shave 2 times a day...
barb 10 times a week.
then throw in the daily hair treatments i'll be going for.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Amen to no 1

I see you bro....
You can add another amen to that.
howz it going hommie?

there are lots of uses for the stuff... but the two most important.
1.To prop-up the ho's lower back to facilitate proper entry.
2. To smother the bìtch in her sleep.

Gurgle:
Chaiiii ok. Mrs Phyno IamLegend Mhiz Deeedy or whatever your side-chick name is

Behold, the mighty Onila has spoken... I rest my case...

i told this woman she doesnt type d monicker properly,she say na lie.

now u see.

d "LEGEND" get "1" for the back.

íamLEGEND1

+
oníla na mad person, and nobody even know if na guy abi girl.....

so itz opinion is irrelevant.

go jump inside well.

bros na today?

if she like make she carry d phone go vacation

nothing do u.

guys don upgrade now, why i go keep tinz for my phone wen i know say i get dropbox and icloud.