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make i bend if i read that thing....
but from topic:she dumped you for another guy...
so what?
stop being puśsy pls.

jonaifame22:
abi na the situation should benefit the squater!

DazRyt

the only exception is if the friend is visiting fron a somewhere distant. then i will squat him for the sake of our friendship and out of the goodness and purity of mah white heart.

seriously?
u mean to tell me that a grown-ass woman will be asking this type of question.......are u sitting for WAEC or something? no offence is intended here,but this kind of childish nonsensè is probably why her husband cheated & divorced her. but still,ur reasons should be...

1.you have a big penìs

2.You've got money

3. you've got big penìs(Again)

4. and you've got even more money

5. You are not an idìot

of coz....but only if said friend has a hot wife.
then we can have a foursóme.

whareva

bring forth photographical evidence of ur "twin" .... else ur tale was fabricated.

no dulling na...
i go come with my polythene bag for carting away the soft drinks and take_away

u reallygot me there...
i thought u were sewing ur girl's shoe.

ivyT:
Na him sabi
as far as am concerned #WeAreEntitledToOurOpinions

true,but to say most of dem dark-skinned honeys no fine is a lil' extreme.
beht e no look like say u sef dey bleach.
assuming dat is actually u on thy DP.

first possibilty is you don craze finish..
second,she don craze.
or most likely,both of una don craze....
in any case, one or both of u need help.

NoirBlvck:
LOL
You know it

Rides on sis mi....
we dey ur back....
till all dem rainbow-coloured girls finally receive sense.

NoirBlvck:
Your ignorance is astounding.

#BlackSkinActivist

whareva

Dafuq is this?

in this age?

guys still willingly go into relationships with girls they dont like?

i find it diffucult enough to invest in a r/ship with a girl i fancy not to talk of one i only have mild affections for.

itz not like she been dey service ur konji or anything....

before u agree to approach any girl,u need to scout the bìtch first...

i avoid any r/ship with the opposite gender if their is no prospective gain for me.....i am that selfish.

but who cares...

#IgnoreHo's

#AcquireCurrency

MrsPhyno:
Seriously lol the way u talk/write....... e be like someone wey dey go correct ajeboh school..... u sure say u na pastor pikin

Snatch? U think say na u hold me? Gerrara here mehnnnn If my memory serves me right you were trying to get rid of me before so hapu! No try to sweet talk me dis night!

U wan prove dat u also sabi bible abi Well done o.

U don find ur madam right........ Una kontinu, Jisie ike

how i dey talk/type?

and how exactly is that?

coz me no dey see my M.O as ajebo'ish.

and me na confam pastor pikin na,daz why if i talk say me na ozban material..........just believe me....

and as a korect,loyal ozban...i no go just give up on my luv without putting up a fight.

#DazDaMeasureOfTrueLuv

and me i just sabi plenty bible stories.

#DazAll

na because of autocorrect wey i even manage spell the Nebuchadnezzar accurately.....

Morning luv ....

abi na afternoon/evening for una crib.

This is just the genesis of ur voyage through the seas of hómosexuality

fajani:
but guy, What's your business with another man's business,don't you think you are also falling guys hand... If you want the girl why don't you run your show separately instead of being attaching yourself......

seriously bruh?

i don give up for ur case.

#EverybodyIsRightInHisOwnEyesiGuess

Gurgle:
Lol, I have already slept with bae
Gute Nacht

the first time i read it....
that was was what my eyes saw.#Honest
na him i just open mouth....
but thankfully,i read it over again before i replied.
Good night luv.

SUGARBEE:
Yeah I admire his confidence...

but no leave the guy hanging abeg...

no just sidown dey take in the attention and poems just like dat....

if u wan take ur r/ship to "WHATSAPP LEVEL"....den do am....if not,then abeg free the guy.u've obviously told him no,but maybe you need to type am in caps before he go undastand.

no just allow d guy make e dey spit lines for nothing.

fajani:
but bro, wait a minute, do we have the same surname?

maybe

Gurgle:
Lol @prayer warrior husband. don't worry, he wont even know that he has married a monster

Haha yes, the Founder of the dark side, OON

You na experienced night_crawler....

so if i kontinu to dey follow ur lead,i go wake up with headache 2moro.

goodnight,

OH YE CREATURE OF THE NIGHT.

SUGARBEE:
Lol

no laugh d guy oh...
his boldness is admirable...
but he do d tin somehow.
bt try giv am something....

fajani:
I don't wanna force you but i plead..

bros,i take God beg you....

Make u stop dey fall guy's hand like diz abeg...

What sort of nonsense is this?

Gurgle:
Lol. I was already on that side..in fact im the one who built that side self. Just ghosting for marriage purposes

Lol in that place where you are abi? no wonder you have been incommunicado women will destroy you one day o

Ur Prayer-warrior husband go enter one-chance be that

and in these days of bomb blasts & ebola outbreaks.......i think if women were to kill me,i'll be among the lucky few........

anytime i see u now,i go dey salute you....

#AsPerTheProprietorOfTheDarkSide

Gurgle:
Lol no pity

Youre forgiven, I don't blame you- you no even get manners in the first place


good morning, yes I have, thank you. and yourself?

True that.@bolded.

on the dark side we dont really give a fûck.besides,i see you are gradually sliding towards our direction.....

verily i say unto thee,you will soon be one of us.

and badt man has been more dan awesome,diz fulani chicks sure do know how to swerve it.

Gurgle:
Lol I don give you twins self..but your possessions are still waiting for you in the lagoon...oya jump in and retrieve them

so u no go even pity me as i carry belle....?

+Forgive me ma'am

my manners are a lil rusty.....

Good Evening/morning.

i hope u have been doing well?

i no gree with this thing lailai.

diz days wey we get

Padded bras,

Push-up bras

butt enhancers

hips enlarger

and even stomach clencher sef dey.

why i no go sample wetin i go carry keep for my house for the rest of my life.....

na only wen u do the needful,wen all d makeup don clean finish,the weave-on don scatter-scatter.........but most importantly,the auxillary "enhancers" no dey.


na him u go no d true colour(literally) of the person.

Gurgle:
! I thought the same about you- I guess this is the part of our divorce where we avoid each other

Divorce ke?

no even try am.

na after u don giv me belle u go kick me out?

LaiLai

i no gree.

just give in to the dark side.....
daz all datz needed....
i am so selfish at times,even me dey pity myself.