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 Romance › Re: Why Do We Really Get Married? by IamLEGEND1: 5:07pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Gurgle:even me sabi fry plantain na to arrange fura da nono(nunu) for me.... any wife wey no sabi am dey enter dustbin #Pronto |
| Romance › Re: Guys: How do you feel when a Lady You Aint Dating Sees Your Joystick? by IamLEGEND1: 4:56pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
i will turn properly in her direction and grab it (+the balls) with my hand and shake it violently and start advancing towards her..... |
| Romance › Re: Why Do We Really Get Married? by IamLEGEND1: 4:38pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Fulaboy:most of dem no sabi cook sef...... even gurgle..... so na to turn dem into temporary baby factories. |
| Romance › Re: Please Advice; My Best Friend's Fiance Says He Loves Me by IamLEGEND1: 4:36pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
give the guy the cowgirl position..... and he would cling onto you like his life depended on it. wen girls go ever get small sense i no know. a guy barges into your apartment in the middle of the night(drunk) and passes out on ur couch and wakes up in his half-slumber to profess his unrequited love for you.............. and suddenly, you are confused on what next to do. So just so we're clear, i'm saying this in the least offensive tone possible...... But you are an ídiot with a fish's brain.(like the majority of the female gender). act all tough and shìt, but when it comes to simple emotional matters where the choice to make is as obvious as when u want to take a píss......... All common sense goes out the window. #SMHviolently 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Do We Really Get Married? by IamLEGEND1: 4:10pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
1st. For the sex 2nd. sex 3rd. sex 4th. sex 5th. You know where i'm going with this right? |
| Romance › Re: I'm 27 Loving A 17 Year Old!!! Pls Help.. by IamLEGEND1: 3:58pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
you see my problem with all these guys wey don start dey old..... u no go find ur mate.. na to dey come hustle developing vagínas una sabi. 17yrs old girl...... haba bros.... u don start dey craze ni? 53 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: He Raped His Wife's Dog, If You Were The Wife? by IamLEGEND1: 3:52pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
The crazy is strong in that one. |
| Romance › Re: To All The Single Ladies! 6 Main Reasons You Should Choose Marrying A Yoruba Guy by IamLEGEND1: 2:55pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
what sort of nónsense is this? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 12:46am On Aug 22, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:my head don big eh my 5 pillows are feeling kinda inadequate right now. and you have a pleasant evening or wareva too. #BadtGuy #Out |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 12:33am On Aug 22, 2015 |
DashMeYansh:legend says: Middle finger to you bruv. #LegendOut |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 12:28am On Aug 22, 2015 |
[quote author=DashMeYansh post=37205430][/quote]Yeah i can see that. at least we know gurgle is safe now. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 12:27am On Aug 22, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:itz never too late to backtrack. besides, na wen i see dat latest picture na him my eyes open well well. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 12:22am On Aug 22, 2015 |
[quote author=DashMeYansh post=37205319][/quote]You really need to get laid bruh... datz d only solution i can think of to ur current situation. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 12:16am On Aug 22, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:oh i like dem raunchy alright.... just not while i'm absent. coz i dey sight dat sarwhaggyo or wateva him name be...... if him kontinu to dey trespass on my private proverty..... i go arrange e-thugs for am. #Pronto |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes I Would Love To.......... by IamLEGEND1: 12:06am On Aug 22, 2015 |
Gurgle:TRYST? why did you have to use that word? Now you have made me to start having flashes of some really inappropriate images in my mind. #SoThankYouVeryMuch |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 12:00am On Aug 22, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:yes na... u don jump two levels from side chick straight to wifey. no need to be main chick or fiancée. i dey awesome #AsAlways nothing raunchy happened while i was gone i hope |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes I Would Love To.......... by IamLEGEND1: 11:42pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Gurgle:BLOOD OF ππππ na when i cheat again ni? me wey dem lock up since ystrday evening... meanwhile, my latest motto is still in effect.. #GymingForGurgle |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 11:38pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:wife mi. na you be diz? Make i pretend like say i no see other things and compliment just d glasses. looking cutely geeky as always. how u dey? |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes I Would Love To.......... by IamLEGEND1: 11:31pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes I Would Love To.......... by IamLEGEND1: 11:29pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Gurgle:thank you Awon e-wife mi dem torture me badly for NL cell..... i am lucky to escape with my life. i hope u've been doing fly |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 11:22pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:HOLY MOTHER OF ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤™™™™™™™™™™™®®®®®®©©© make i go recheck dat DP first.... den i go kom bak make we greet properly. |
| Romance › Re: Men And Their Weired Behaviours. by IamLEGEND1: 11:20pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
then na primary school boys wey dey chase u up and down. badt men aint got time for shít like dat. #IgnoreBitches #AccumulateCurrency 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes I Would Love To.......... by IamLEGEND1: 11:15pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
dashmeyansh no tempt me na as i just escape from NL prison just now......... gurgle i missed you dear. |
| Romance › Re: How Tempting Is Temptation? by IamLEGEND1: 3:02pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
This poster will be back with a comment when he successfully decodes the english |
| Crime › Re: Homosexual Bites Of Man's Lip In Lagos For Refusing Advances by IamLEGEND1: 3:00pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
Homo guys.... HOMO GUYS EVERYWHERE!!!! |
| Romance › Re: Please Help Me Judge This Attitude Exhibition By My Fiancee by IamLEGEND1: 2:55pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
first you are a momma's boy(man) scream all u want about ur girlfriend not listening to ur mom....... but she knows what she wants and she isnt afraid to do what it takes to get it.... you on the other hand, are a sissy who keeps going back and forth regarding what you desire. u no know about morals d time wey she dey caress ur bushy chest hair bed abi? |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Some Women Like This? by IamLEGEND1: 2:49pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
he dey even cry sef.. make him go call DPO and him sergeants make dem come work their magic on that woman. she connived with the robbers. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Do I Do by IamLEGEND1: 2:31pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
Oma307:And i will second your "secondsivity" |
| Romance › Re: What Do I Do by IamLEGEND1: 2:22pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
No comment |
| Romance › Re: I No Fit Laugh See (picture) by IamLEGEND1: 2:18pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
our future leaders on fleek |
Ah.
Understood. 
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