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oseod:


Consistency is a biatch
U've been consistent with your sort of posts and I initially thought they were plain stüpiđ,

Now I see I them as hilarious......
My judgement of op has changed after a few threads, but she strikes me as a very interesting personality...

Following this all your threads

Cutehector:
ur moniker is thr na

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

CC: danceville, lalasticlala

mystage:
lolz. am i hard or u do imagine me with a gun right now? and mind you na how to read bible you want everybody to know about before?

remember007:
i won't say anything because anything i say will be used against me in nairaland court

remember007:
Errh, After you

mystage:
wen you should be sleeping naked possibly beside me. as your name goes, remember you shouldnt be awake at this unholy time of the nite. "wink"

remember007:
sorry but i can't sleep.. I hav a Class by 10 so i can wake up when ever. Btw, why aren't you sleeping either?

remember007:
Crosses legs and reads comments

Gurgle:
id say 1 3 2 4 but only because love encompasses trust
morning
I wonder how you used to type before hashtagging became popular
im so hungry

Gurgle:
helloo
good you?
did you mean that btw

Gurgle:

kelvin100:
My theory is that if a girl can't fck, remain single.
There's no need having a boyfriend, male friends or just female friends is good enough for you.

Fcking co.ck blockers.