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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by iammiracle1(m): 5:55pm On Sep 21, 2019
Bigmex:
Anyways I just found out a way of making at least 10k everyday by playing virtual on bet9ja using the dreaded martingale system, solely betting on draws. The capital you will need is about 50k maximum. Recommended you have up to that amount in your betting account.

There are 8 games in a single match day. You will be staking on only 1 out of the 8 games on that match day. Choose the first game on the list of games on that matchday

Careful o, virtual is no respect of funds, one would be shocked by how one would brutally loose all ones capital. GL
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 1:12pm On Sep 21, 2019
Slammmmmmmm:




LMAO... Your uncle is lying to you sad sad The recruitment has actually been paused!!!

ODE

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Nairaland / General / Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by iammiracle1(m): 12:58am On Sep 21, 2019
Starboytwo:
Remember when I had to get my transcript in sch, met one fine lady dey go jejely, s.k and Tm inside my system, naso boy just dey flow... She didn't talk much, just nod and smile a little... She refuse to drop number and I told her it's her loss, as he won't find any like me in this school....


Fast forward 2 hours later
As I strolled inside student admin, base on as school strict, man gaz loyal... I approach the building

Me- goodaf! shocked (mouth open) ehh... I was staring at her sitting beside 2 University secatary, you know all those woman wey dey always give boys problem

Madam - how did they allow you enter here with this your hair?
Me- no ma, I want to col-

Ms- get out!

I look the girl, "damn, which Kain wahala be dis"... I fuc.k up, i suppose wear cap enter... quickly I got to d nearby barber and I told him "abeg help me trim I'm small"
"Oga na 50 naira I go give you ooo", na just small trim I wan do, make he just go down small...

'ha baba na 100 naira,

Oya oya oya no time, I gazz still see my faculty officer... I sat down, dab the blanket over me,

Guy- Shay make he go down weh weh!

Me- undecided weh weh how? I say make you just trim something, u say weh weh, oga Shayy?

Guy- (cuts in)no oooo, cuz I don barb one guy like 4 times already, one guy just comot here the third time... If i trim am for you, you go still come back...

Me-huh?

Guy- I swear down...but no worry I go do you good shi.t, I no go let am go down too much, I go even help you press am...

5 minutes later.. I re-entered, I saw one guy coming out looking funny, he is rushing to re-barb, his hair almost the same lenght as mine... Enters

Me- clears throat, e's ma, I'm

Madam- get out, you think we are joking here, blah blah

Me- I knelt down, no ma, pls ma, my faculty officer is waiting for me like this like this, pls ma... I looked at the babe, anty please help me beg her, abeg, Please

fine girl- Mrs bolaji, please let him go, I know him, he is truly late to see his FO...

Me- yes ma, I'm late ma, I'm sorry ma...

Madam- wee you shut up... He even draw parting again,

Me - No mah, sorry mAh

Madam - sorry for yourself... Mtcheeew...

Fine girl- cheesy cheesy

Me- cry

I thanked them both, my last days in school were maaad...






MU?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by iammiracle1(m): 10:40pm On Sep 20, 2019
wiconse:


Please don't follow me oo.
I am just being lucky

Lol, wasn't planning to, such is for ppl with a modest bankroll
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by iammiracle1(m): 10:31pm On Sep 20, 2019
Elvis1331:
don't play his games
Why? I think he is a smart punter, low odds high stake...
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by iammiracle1(m): 10:30pm On Sep 20, 2019
wiconse:


Boom boom ciao
congrats o

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by iammiracle1(m): 10:19pm On Sep 20, 2019
wiconse:


Las las betting no be scam

Blood of Zechariah, 100k? Did it win bro?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 8:59pm On Sep 20, 2019
LocalNietzsche:
I admire the The Red Pill insight. Cause they are just being devil's except they are honest about it. But Ubunja and co need to realize there idea is not right. Is not the idea of the gentleman but an idea of the degenerate. Yes degenerates get girls and get laid but is that all you want to be?

Lol, Ubunja theories are for f' boys or men who feel life is all about the games you can play, i have an uncle who lived life that way, using psychology, swag, money, looks and just plain disrespecting women and never agreeing to see the good in them, now he is a 62 yo man with 3 kids from different women who NONE of them sends him, the women had long remarried, today he still carries babes "flexing" but the fact is that he is ALONE, when he was ill no one was there even the chics none agreed to take care of him even after how he flexed them, he told me the last time we spoke that he regrets his choices, the choice we make today determines our tomorrow. grin

Just negodu NNPC haff turn us to relationship analysts tongue, APL pllllssssssss come

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TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by iammiracle1(m): 6:55pm On Sep 20, 2019
Semtu:
Spiderman FFH... Loading...

Pls which site is this? How can i download clear movies bro?

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by iammiracle1(m): 6:53pm On Sep 20, 2019
Hi guys please who can help me with sites where i can download clear movies not pirated? I am tired of saving money to go to the movies once once angry
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by iammiracle1(m): 1:03pm On Sep 20, 2019
Plenty trolls dey here grin
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by iammiracle1(m): 12:17pm On Sep 20, 2019
Barcelonaaaaa
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Jegede Reacts To Alibaba's Post On The Challenges Women Face In Marriages by iammiracle1(m): 12:15pm On Sep 20, 2019
grin True
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by iammiracle1(m): 12:12pm On Sep 20, 2019
grin
Celebrities / Re: S.A Miller: I Will Kill Bobrisky And James Brown, Arrest Me Now by iammiracle1(m): 5:16pm On Sep 19, 2019
Misplaced Priorities, 999 problems in Nigeria Bob and Brown shouldn't be priorities angry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 2:54pm On Sep 19, 2019
The dude that sent instablog a mail any response? I asked on Mr Mele's page but no response cry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 11:13am On Sep 19, 2019
klassd:


SS6

So how come ppl of 2012 (7yo) are on SS5? The dude is wrong
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 11:09am On Sep 19, 2019
Sempumping:


Bros that's the 2014/2015 that was cancelled .

The current ss5 officers in Nnpc were recruited in2012

Dis una argument na lack of comprehension oooo.If her bro was part of the July 2012 set (that means the recruitment was in 2012 ) ,abi what is the argument all about ? embarassed

Ss5? Isn't that the lowest cadre for GT's?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 11:08am On Sep 19, 2019
Ginalex:
@the bolded, my elder brother was part of the 2012 recruitment process and currently works at NNPC... Xfire also got in... That you didn't get in doesn't mean it was cancelled baba.
Everything other thing you typed, I didn't read.

Thanks.

Modified: @the second bolded, do well to take your own advice egbon. Cheers!!

Pls does ur bro v any correct update?

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Stripped Of Powers Over NEMA, Other Agencies by iammiracle1(m): 7:17am On Sep 18, 2019
Naijaguy123:
[s]Call him any name we Yoruba will continue to rule over you from now till eternity. If I lie ask yourself while your people are all over our land ? Because you have just nothing and your so called Igbo leaders are selfish and brainless[/s].

Bro, to early for this, they don't send we the youths why should we hate on each other and carry their matter on our head like crayfish? Pls live and let's live, we should be hustling for our futures

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Business / Re: 5 Banks In Nigeria With High Savings Interest Rates Account by iammiracle1(m): 2:34pm On Sep 17, 2019
maybachmusic:
Uselss Investment for lazy people

Too many ways to earn 10-15%

undecided

Please bro show me some ways
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 2:13pm On Sep 17, 2019
Beyond9:


The painful thing is that some of us that don't have job yet are not even motivated to look for job again till we hear from NNPC

True, my bro is on this table, he has even stopped all his visa parole, i have advised him to sit up, NNPC isn't the last bus stop even ppl who get in tomorrow would soon start looking for better paid IOC's I know it's not easy to remove ones mind but even God would want us to keep moving whilst believing in him.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 2:07pm On Sep 17, 2019
lahizak:

I posted this awhile ago after talking to one of the FCC top guns. [/b]His response exactly was that "NNPC are not serious".[b] I was able to speak with a staff that also handle some of NNPC GMD media contents and all he said is that all he knows is that the process is still in progress. I tried pressing hard but he didnt say a thing more. Truth is that this process start well and fast, however now its taking a long time. You guys that are working are even lucky, d wait wont be that frustrating. Some of us, me inclusive are jobless and penniless, so imagine how frustrating this is for us. Its easy to find a theory or information and attached urself to it, only God knows how i was really counting days when sumone said september 9/10. However, events av shown dat nobody really know whats going on at NNPC. Nobody knows when APL will be out, it myt be tomorrow, next year or never. So i will advice us to try and get our mind off it. Those with job should face their jobs. Those of us jobless should focus hard on finding job and forget this whole process. APL will drop when it drop. So please stop listening to those saying both negative and positive things about APL. They dont know jack shit and are only speculating

The later is the ONLY truthfull statement you have made, but your claims of hearing from so called sources is a big fat lie, Bro we are all Nigerians and we know how nepotism works, you claim to have the free reign to call and speak to such top guns but are still jobless and penniless as you say so why not use the connection to source for a small job from them to keep body and soul 2geda. Let's stop formulating all this petty lies for clout and to ganer a few likes it's not helping.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 15th September 2019 by iammiracle1(m): 6:55pm On Sep 15, 2019
maestroferddi:
Arsenal should apologize to Wenger for hiring this joker to replace one of the greatest coaches of all time.

The dude should be coaching teams like West Brom in the Championship and not a top four chasing team.

What is Emery's tactical plan?

You sub in academy players to contend with the ultra physicalities of a team like Watford?

Troy Deeney and cojones again!

It is sickening....

It was torture to watch Reiss and Willock, falling over, scared shitless, lost and NO heart, sh*t show

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Health / Re: Gas Explosion Kills A Lady In Owerri, Injures Her Kids (Graphic Photos) by iammiracle1(m): 4:23pm On Sep 15, 2019
Kendumazy:
Chai! As sweet and fast gas is. The explosion is just scary. Most explosion are caused mostly by human carelessness acts. I have cautioned a lady times without numbers that's fond of taking her phone while on call to the kitchen while the gas cooker is on.

Pls what of if the gas is outside? Is it still not safe to make call? What of if no call but using the torch and playing jams?
Education / Re: Ekiti Government Pays Condolence Visit To Parents Of Slain FUOYE Students by iammiracle1(m): 8:17pm On Sep 13, 2019
cry Looking at this picture i cant help but feel extremely bad, the parents of the young man are not well to do going by the modest background, old tv, curtains and calender, i am sure they where hoping on their son to graduate become a great man and help to uplift the family now the dream is cut short, it hurts, may the killers be repaid in thier own coin, may the souls of the young men rest in perfect Godly peace and may God give the families the fortitude to bear this terrible loss, please ppl protect yourself the country and her leaders care less, Fayami didn't deam it fit to make a statement or visit personally it goes to show that we are OYO in this 9ja...pleas stay safe.

May God never allow us or our loved ones to experience calamity of any form. Amen

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 9:55am On Sep 13, 2019
tocdee:


I doubt it. Some Abuja folks were paid 3k today still.

Eleyin gidi gan...nothing spoil, unto APL biko
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 9:40am On Sep 13, 2019
God abeg make APL land grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 9:02am On Sep 13, 2019
I hope everyone is paid today so we can now look forward to APL nextweek, if you don't get paid today probably you wrote down a wrong account, fingers crossed sha...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 8:58am On Sep 13, 2019
grin Funny thread
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 7:17pm On Sep 09, 2019
God help us o

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