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Music/Radio / Re: VIDEO : Too Late – Mr P by iammiracle1(m): 5:07pm On Nov 18, 2019
OMG, did anyone notice that he indirectly told a story of his life? The biracial wife, and kids (a boy and a girl), the brothers of which one was on dreads and the other with the papas signature cap? Very subtle signs, very dope ass video

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Travel / Re: DON'T LISTEN TO Anyone Who Discourages You From Travelling Abroad by iammiracle1(m): 11:55am On Nov 17, 2019
Myopic, low self esteem views gradually taking over @Basalt please come and continue sharing your experience

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Travel / Re: DON'T LISTEN TO Anyone Who Discourages You From Travelling Abroad by iammiracle1(m): 9:10am On Nov 17, 2019
AgreatMan:


Everyone who went to Germany wanted to make it but life is a biatch. You are still in the system and it's a bit too early to give advise.

Start planning your exit bro, na countdown u dey. But all four points points are valid tho.

I dey enjoy your writing skills tho. But try and get a native. What's d point in paying all that plane money only to hook up with another Naija girl. Them never tire uuu? Even if u dey reason black, you no see colored South Africans or Ethiopians for ground? I go vex for u o.

Relationship is like a negotiation. If a girl feels like u are getting a better deal than her, she will always be reluctant.
Don't be desperate. You will get something tentative, but making her ur gf is up to your game.

Forget all these talk of white girls being a racist or they care about what their folks will say. As long as u no worwor or black like charcoal, u will get something. You a black, u r scarce, n valuable. Goodluck bro.


I doubt the "huge plane fee he paid as you put it was soley for the purpose of hoking up with a white girl, if they won't add value to him atm what's the purpose? For enjoyment or prestige sake? @ Op, My brother girls go dey always, I love your focus and planning, it's not to early remain steadfast and dogged, focus and hard work are recipes for success, you would then attract equally successful chicks both black, white, yellow etc no be you go dey chase them, put ypur self out there but no desperation you would even be surprised to find love in the strangest of places. Cheers

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Travel / Re: DON'T LISTEN TO Anyone Who Discourages You From Travelling Abroad by iammiracle1(m): 8:43am On Nov 17, 2019
Dollywood:


The white girls wish to date the black guys but they are always scared of their other whites boys who will critize her and the starring she might get while holding hands with a black guy. Even their parents might go against dating Blacks because they don't want any interracial blood in their family because they see it as stains and the white girls who do that are often get discriminated.

Mostly applies to Asains and Indians not core whites or Europeans, I don't think such is prevalent there because that's pure racisim...stains? I believe except in rare cases it mostly bores down to preference and culture clash
Travel / Re: DON'T LISTEN TO Anyone Who Discourages You From Travelling Abroad by iammiracle1(m): 12:24pm On Nov 16, 2019
saipn:
But all the aforementioned are not rampant in USA or UK maybe germans still have alittle bit racist in their blood


It actually happened in Australia, I don't think it has anything to do with racisim but more like preference, most black guys delude themselves that white girls are always desperate for bbc but most times if you aren't an athlete, rich and flashy they mostly aren't intrested coupled with the bad rep blacks in general exhibit, though there are plenty exceptions.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Get A Job In NLNG by iammiracle1(m): 10:00am On Nov 16, 2019
Equity15:
very easy. send your CV make I help your life grin

Baba na so e easy reach cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / How To Get A Job In NLNG by iammiracle1(m): 6:38am On Nov 16, 2019
I saw the thread on Bonny island by Autos on fp and I wish to know some things, please how does one get a job in NLNG? Abi nah for special Nigerians? I have never heard them recruit but no be ghost dey work there nah, how can a normal person get the connection to work there, who are you supposed to know to boost your chances? Do they recruit often on low key? I wish to be informed because the place just be like special center, I have never even met someone who works there, Abeg my ppl wey sabi biko chook mouth inside this matter. cool


Una good morning o

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 7:40pm On Nov 14, 2019
balher:
No APL released, i was with GMD This morning in his home received visitors, I just asked his PA over the rumour now, he said disregard, this is fake, he said notifications will made available through various channel becoz the recruitment reached FINAL stage

Baba abeg I am sure if you have access to the GMD's house and PA you should be able to give us more than this news now, everyone here knows the screenshot is fake, ejo yarn us totori news
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 7:34pm On Nov 14, 2019
Enireqx20:



Oh! Now I get you... There's no way I'll get this and the first thing I'll do is a screenshot. I won't touch my phone for another hour grin grin

Well this isn't totally true for everyone, I remember when I got my first visa acknowledgement mail the ist thing I did was screenshot (as jjc it was instinct) so I later don't hear stories that touch so for some the ist thing to do during the heartbeat adrenaline phase would be to screenshot grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 4:25pm On Nov 14, 2019
Artexexes:
It's true guys. Dropped It was like a dream when I 1st saw it, I was busy sharing the testimony with family and friend before I remembered my Nairaland family. Although, I was almost sure of APL since day one, but all the cancellation rumors and silence from my contact began to make me doubt is it cancelled truly sef?

The journey of a thousand years ends one day..... Imela Chineke

January resumption, acceptance of offer Nover 30 deadline.

I return all the praise to you Baba God. Guys pls check ur emails

Dinwenu, a na m ekele gị!

Bros why you do this kian thing nah, this stunt is so not cool, nah so you bored reach? Even if you wan flex your new Adobe skills no be on top the emotions of your fellow goons dem, you no try, 10000 Amadioha branded knocks fall on your coconut head angry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 4:15pm On Nov 14, 2019
Salary is 179k in a month? I thought ppl said 200-250k? Anyhow still still if this is true I pray the notification falls on meeeeeee grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 3:56pm On Nov 14, 2019
Artexexes:
It's true guys. Dropped It was like a dream when I 1st saw it, I was busy sharing the testimony with family and friend before I remembered my Nairaland family. Although, I was almost sure of APL since day one, but all the cancellation rumors and silence from my contact began to make me doubt is it cancelled truly sef?

The journey of a thousand years ends one day..... Imela Chineke

January resumption, acceptance of offer Nover 30 deadline.

I return all the praise to you Baba God. Guys pls check ur emails

Dinwenu, a na m ekele gị!

Is this true? God please do it for Heaven's sake, Baba God biko nu cry

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Travel / Re: DON'T LISTEN TO Anyone Who Discourages You From Travelling Abroad by iammiracle1(m): 9:03pm On Nov 13, 2019
Basalt:
THE GERMAN SEX

You are likely gonna experience involuntary celibacy for a long period of time (depending on your sharpness and social level) on getting to Germany and believe me, the konji wey dey here is higher than that of Nigeria because when cold comes, naturally you go need to hug something or somebody to keep you warm and when there is nothing to hug or somebody to keep you warm, konji will mess you up especially if you are like me that was sexually active in Nigeria.
When I was in Nigeria, I was beclouded with the mentality that white girls love black guys but on getting to Germany, I found out that it's not entirely true. I don't know about other countries but in Germany, girls will usually smile at you, answer you politely when you miss the road and ask for direction, she might even direct you with her google map to your direction but all these things na courtesy.
Don't take it as greenlight. She usually (from my experience and the experience of my fellow guys) might even collect your number but never message you unless you are the first to message.
The chatting later gets boring and any slightest provocation might lead to blocking. It might be working for others, but it has not yet worked for me.
As a sharp guy, I initiated a conversation with two white girls during our fresh bird's party and collected their numbers hoping to have my first white sex but my effort was dulled and bruised.
I invited one of them to my house but she replied Why should I come to your house when we are not friends?
Not minding that we have chatted on WhatsApp for weeks. Here, the mentality of girls are so different. Its not actually racism, some of them don't really feel like dating blacks just as you wouldn't feel like dating everybody.

Fast-forward to matter the topic of discussion, I later met a beautiful Nigerian girl inside the train and went and sat beside her, we greeted and started chatting and I discovered that she is even in the same school with me. As we were discussing, I intentionally missed my stop just to keep the discussion flowing and moreover I no dey pay for train since I have my semester ticket.
we later reached her stop and I asked for her German number and she dropped it instantly when she stood up to leave, we waved goodbye to each other and I noticed she possess a very nice Ass and hip (Not too big but perfectly matches her body).

We became more intimate after the encounter and occasionally attend events together. One day, I attempted holding her hands when we wanted to cross road and she didnt object and as she no object after crossing, I told her that I feel like holding her soft hand forever and she burst into laughter while taking the hand off my palm. I found out that the relationaship flows unlike my guys still chasing shadows with white girls grin who they are trying hard to please.
I invited her to my place, and on the appointed day, I cleaned my house, the television etc, bought some nice chicken burger and MacDonald Icecream with beef pepper soup as backup incase she wanna bite something, bought fruits like Apple, Berry etc and arranged my bed in the most attractive way while making sure that the air freshener was active.
My room looked perfect and the background music was low and very romantic.
15Mins after arranging my apartment, my bell rang and I started sweating in happiness like sheep wey dem dey cut em hair. I quickly pressed the unlock button and few seconds and went downstairs to meet my supposedly angel, only to see my Classmate Okonkwo smiling sheepishly with his school bag.
Immediately, my face changed.
Me: Guy how far na?
Okonkwo: I dey bro, this one wey you put on your Christmas wear, hope all is well?
Me: Bros abeg, e no dey do me as e dey do you now, wetin dey happen na?
Okonkwo: Make we enter inside first, no rush...
Me: (Sluggishly leading the way into my room with utmost dissapointment...)
Okonkwo: (excitedly).....Omoh ehhh, your room make sense. chaiii, e be like say na tomorrow i go even go sef, make I crash for your place today
Me: Crashigbuo onwe gi ebe anwa (meaning crash kill you there)...Abeg wetin bring you come without even giving me a call earlier.
Okonkwo; Craze guy. E get one graph wey I no sabi as the lecturer take plot am and even how he got the porosity of the formation.
Me; (I started thinking to myself.........which kind nonsence be this, I be graduate assistant abi na village people send this guy come block my parol? why must it be now?)
As I was thinking on how to escape this unexpected dilemma, I recieved a message from Jenny, the expected angel.......

gist to continue later, make I prepare for 8:30 lecture....

I really enjoyed this write up as it was sincerely true, one of my big paddy wasted 3 years looking for a white woman to marry, baba even bleached and gymed all in the bid to look more attractive, he even started dating orobos, single moms, very unattractive women all in the hustle to score, baba even recieved insults and took shi.t he won't normally take, he later settled with one that divorced him after 1 year, he couldn't even get the papers nor "prestige of dating a whitey" he had to come back home and pick a good girl, something that his mates had long married from 9ja here and collabo"d together and gotten PR, in essence I advise my men them just be you and roll freely, if you find love fine, but no go kill yourself because it's mostly never all that you think it would be, you think 9JA girls are feminists? You never see something.

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Travel / Re: DON'T LISTEN TO Anyone Who Discourages You From Travelling Abroad by iammiracle1(m): 8:55pm On Nov 13, 2019
Cool thread
Programming / Re: I'm Willing To Teach You Programming Just For 1k by iammiracle1(m): 1:10pm On Nov 11, 2019
Any testimony?
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by iammiracle1(m): 12:03pm On Nov 11, 2019
Alphadoor:

With DHA torchlighing every application now,
If you can fit all the payslips into a 5MB file, you can submit for every month but if it can't, 3 per year claimed should do.
Also don't forget third party evidence like tax, pension, bank account statement is now compulsory.

my snr brother is an electrical engineer who works in Bayelsa for a Lebanese company, they pay him cash and the company pays tax for the workers but nothing like pension or salary acct, so does it mean that payslips and tax cert would no longer be enough? He has 7 years experience.
Travel / Re: Planning To Enter Dubai Nov 8th...anybody Else Going? by iammiracle1(m): 6:20pm On Oct 28, 2019
My sister wants to go to Dubai to around Dec, I don't know if it's a good idea, please keep us updated with your progress biko
Travel / Re: Before You Discourage Canada Hopefuls by iammiracle1(m): 9:31pm On Oct 27, 2019
ednut1:
there are exams u can do in less than 6 months e.g bcs computer diploma and cima foundation( accounting)

Bro pls help me with the link where I can get more information about this
Family / Re: My Rich Brother Does Not Care About Us.... by iammiracle1(m): 6:46pm On Oct 27, 2019
Eze2000:




We have the same problem. My only uncle is a millionaire in the USA but never helped my father (who traied him) or his kids. We found our way ourselves.

I am waiting for him to die so I can block his burial on our ancestral land. I am the first son of a first son. I own it all

Terrible mentality, what of if you die ist? Let go and become way big yourself that you don't have to bank on ancestral land to pepper" a perceived enemy.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 8:55am On Oct 27, 2019
BMedia:


Yes GT, although she's got a few years experience in banking and consulting but I'll confirm for sure.

Expectedly I can't disclose exact figures here, but its more than double what NNPC offers. Had no idea IOCs paid that much. Only snag is she has to relocate to Akwa Ibom.

P. S "Bogus" suggests fake/untrue and not huge.

Congrats to her, was it through general recruiting or internal recruitment?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 6:49pm On Oct 25, 2019
Why are comments been hidden? Any better information the cabals no want make we no? grin grin

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Crime / Re: EFCC Confirms Mompha Arrest, Releases Statement And Photos by iammiracle1(m): 6:24pm On Oct 22, 2019
SamuelAnyawu:
5 wristwatches worth over 20 million shocked shocked


Money wey reach me build four 3-bedroom flat for Makurdi dey answer Oga Landlord


My mentor remains;

Obi Cubana

Jowizazaa

Lol, are the two you mentioned not in the same boat as him? The names sounds like dem dem

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 7:44pm On Oct 21, 2019
Rafiq2:
undecided


Well, whatever, every body should do whatever da hell they want, I have already made my own decision. Everybody here get 50 naira to call em BANK customer care, so you are all on ur own

Did you call your bank to confirm the initial senders account details? Did they tally?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 4:54pm On Oct 21, 2019
yungmin:
I didn't receive any double alerts and haven't received any SMS for refund. If there is anyone who didn't get multiple alerts but has received SMS for refund, then speakup. Otherwise, the SMS for refund may just be genuine.

Smart or if you got multiple alerts and didn't get the message indicate to, also ask for account details of the initial sender from your banks if all tallys biko jejely refund the money o

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 4:49pm On Oct 21, 2019
chidiebereuzoma:
I'm happy that nnpc have practically responded with actions to my mail. I was the one who informed them that they might actually be making a mistake as some applicants were receiving double and triple payments whereas some applicants have not received a dime. They promised to investigate and take action based on my report.
One particular moniker was busy calling me names while some even went as far as sending me PMs, only to call me a snitch and what have you!
Well I want to let you know this,
If you didn't receive the double or triple payments and still got the refund message (though I haven't seen anyone), just ignore.
They will rectify it.

If you received double or triple payments and YOU ARE SURE that you don't stand a chance to get APL, don't refund. It's your on piece of national cake as some unscrupulous elements will posit!

But my fellow applicants, if you have any hope of getting APL when it comes very soon, please on behalf of your family and those whose lives through you will be affected positively by this job, REFUND this money ASAP.
If you want to doubt and look for a way of justifying your ill gotten wealth of not more than 20k grin, then you might be the modern version of ESAU... We all know how it ended for the guy.
Please don't send me pm on this, anything you want to tell me, you can drop it here. Be it insults or what have you!

For those of us that haven't been paid at all, there's light at the end of the tunnel.

God bless Nigeria!
Let's make Nigeria a better place!!
pp

Bro please stop lying unnecessarily, yes you sent a message to NNPC but you got no reply, if I am wrong send a screenshot of the reply you got, you are sounding really shady, I am in 2NNPC groups and we know ppl who have or have not gotten alerts so it's easy for a smart scammer to sieve out numbers if it is truly a scam but still guys keep the money standby and be ready to refund as it is the right thing to do.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 2:07pm On Oct 21, 2019
Sincerely this seems very shady, NNPC should please send an email to this effect urging those who got more than one alert to kindly refund, something like this is what a cheap database programmer can pull off, but it may be legit so those who got the alert twice or thrice should start gathering it now, GL
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 10:32am On Oct 21, 2019
dharniehl:
Who else got this message?

Lol person don go register change of name open account? Nigeria which way? grin
Celebrities / Re: Kxng.olu: Oprah Winfrey Replaces The Phone Of A Nigerian Boy With An iPhone 11 by iammiracle1(m): 6:07pm On Oct 20, 2019
NoGender:
I want to bless three people with 3k. It's Sunday and just because I feel like.

Please. Don't expect me to change your phone!

3k. Randomly selecting.

Biko pick me, I need catfish pepper soup to sooth my broken heart cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by iammiracle1(m): 10:58pm On Oct 18, 2019
Lol, switching over to the travel section, Nigeria still has ways to go, hungry lawyer that didn't see other multinationals or military whose age limit is worse or hell politicians, where are GT 30year old ppl? This is a NO case but it may end up extending the already shady process or give NNPC room for excuses, may Gods will be done.

Local person is tired. It's well.

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Car Talk / Re: David Baka Designs Logo For Innoson Vehicles, Nigerians React by iammiracle1(m): 12:56pm On Oct 18, 2019
I prefer the ist, it's would definitely make ppl look a second time and has tribal meanings, the second one looks like an everyday thing

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Family / Re: My Husband Always Tells Me To Leave His House During Quarrel by iammiracle1(m): 10:03pm On Oct 15, 2019
Tunagee:


Thanks i appreciate

Uwlc sir, you seem like a good man may God give you grace to make the right choices

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