₦airaland Forum

yuzedo: My netive name is Amunekeuto 1 of Banana Iceland = it mean The "Pay-niece" dat shareth the sweetness 1 of Banana Iceland.

tenk.

Mcbussy: kikikikiki....dix guy funny o.Abeg help me beg ur uncle to choose his job o,d streets dey red

davide470: Well, Mine happened recently. A female friend came to visit me, and she wanted to charge her phone cos it was down, but I refused to switch on the gen as I planned to use d fuel for 'Arrow Season 2' @ night. She didn't say anything but asked if I had any female neighbors. I said Yes.
I was totally embarrassed upon her exit when she started saying in a semi-loud voice " Its not my fault na, sorry na.. It's your *thing* dt refused to stand up na, let's go and try it again na.. I was speechless.

Would pay her back soon.

mysticgal: This sunday i went to buy newspaper for my dad early this year though,i have finished buying the thing oh when this okada man just wizzed by,kpraaa was all i felt,my suit skirt tore and fell on the road,oh just me,pant and road,i felt like like fainting,it was really embarrassing

sakaguchi: Pay no attention to that lunatic.
He obviously sold his folks for a token to be wherever he is, from his rhetoric, you can infer that he is certifiable, a lunatic. I'm sure he was laid off from the street cleaning job he is into so he can take his herbs and recuperate.
He doesn't need convictions now, all he need are his herbs.

imauri:
BEHOLD I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER HALF DEAD RABBIT... well then, lets have it. this GIBBERISH was not addressed to you but involves your kind-- the brain dead..lol as we converse i will be able to ascertain your mental state and how your home stay affects ur mental capacity .... personally i think nigeria would be a safer and better place if ur head and whats left of you tapeworm riddled brain is better off in ur own ass..... LOL (typical undergrad. cant handle the truth) lol.. well its here to stay... if u dont want to hear it then i suggest u place ur head somwhere warm... ur ASS LOL

imauri: lol, first stop, i graduated long ago, secondly i have a very VERY good job, long story/ short im living ur dreamS. SOME WHERE IN THE WORLD...lol so my man or what ever u are... dont fight it bro just let it happen.... because you destination has already being assigned to you....lol... that is unless you grow some brain today.... lol, can you grow some brain?? if u cant then no worries, sure p will make do....LOL....

imauri: At this rate no one will delay you from ur Very bleak future... lets see how it goes> you laugh at asuus determination to secure your future , you resume, you graduate and serve and after that u join sure p because even those with foreign masters degrees are yet to break it... and the value of your degree go to your toilet... so even doe u dont realise it due to you magot filled brain, this is for your own good...... Donkey

Danhumprey: Why not try her?

Sermwell: Abeg which uni be dat? Hope its UNIBEN ooo cuz I just can't wait to resume!

Promhize: And what do they produce? Abegi jare, I'm a students, I have like 3professors lecturing me. There's nothing special about them, only one is above average.