please, don't get me wrong. that was meant to be a name reconstruction (Osewa-style) and a joke above all. i didn't mean it literally. your pic?

@soulpatrol
imagine if Osewa changed your name from soulpatrol to steadysoul because he doesn't like the idea of your soul wandering about without rest.

bizzy bodi, thanks for the compliment. *black man blushing* yea, i am young (even though the pic you saw was taken 2yrs ago). however, no one is too young to have a kid from the day you start having wet dreams (for a guy) or you notice menstrual flow (for a girl). i'd like to see a pic of you if you don't mind.

@nazzyon
when did RED become BLACK?

@Xtino
apparently, i have forgiven but not forgiven. i was chatting with Osewa like an hour ago and told him if i can't have IBB without the "Fan", then i'd like to add an extra B (which stands for my english name), thereby extending my initials and making it look unlike the ex-military president's. he told he was going to think about it (thinking since last week) and after much pressure, he said he was going ahead to get it done. next thing, he said i'd been threatening him and so, i need to apologise. i asked him when i threatened and he logged out.

bottomline: i have NOT forgotten. how would you feel if your name got changed to Xtino Fan?

@BillGates
are you complaining about being a "Fan"? i also got a "Fan" added to my real life initials - IBB because oga admin says people on the forum will think i'm the ex-military president. like WTH?!?!?!

yes, ma'am! however, i have no ring on my 4th finger. just a baby daddy.

@user
oops! i was just trying to say it isn't a bad idea to still allow the car importations of 8yrs and older. the authorities would have just been checking the status of such cars coming in and faced the ban on the "scraps". after all, some new model "melons" still come into the country.

west side africa, it's NAIJA!!!!!!!

@Zebdee
may your wife's soup never lose taste with my wife's salt.

@dolly
KOLONIALITY? na nationality bi dat?

who is a househelp? a dog? a plant? an object? rubbish!! yet another home video tale called a thread!

honestly, 80kg is still not heavy compared to people that weigh 135 and counting. Aduks, what if you had sustained some serious injury or even died from the excess exercise? do what you can, cut down certain meals, but do NOT attempt to do it to impress anybody, i beg you. nobody's worth the stress, except you. whoever loves you will always love you for the person inside. no matter what, you'll always remain an African Queen.

if we all thought alike, we'd most probably have the same face, same name, same gender, same age, same everything.

Brown-Eyes:


Use a condom by the way at all times unless you are planning to marry her.

do NOT stop using a condom until your wedding night.

omot, no do oo!! if you no mind, make we try each other mess. i'll mess in an envelope and send via airmail to you and you'll do the same. anybody own wey cause explosion as the envelope open na im carry dirtiest belle. you gree?

@dollyp
if my wife turns to salt, then she'll become the salt of the world.

1 main reason: he remains predictable! whatever happened to spontaneity?

@biozy
correct!! i like people like you. abeg you get available sister/cousin/niece?

@namzo
did *#92702689# and it showed me Lifetimer: 000002:34 what does that mean abeg?

Tu-Tu is having a wide laugh at the world, contemplating on whether he's dead or alive.

Tu Baba dey earth
while Biggy Baba dey hell

Osewa, what's wrong in me saying i need someone to climb my future wife for me on fridays (when i'll be at spots chasing kokolettes) and sundays (when i want to remain pure and holy)?