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Romance / Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by IBBFan(m): 11:56pm On May 09, 2007 |
please, don't get me wrong. that was meant to be a name reconstruction (Osewa-style) and a joke above all. i didn't mean it literally. your pic? |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Hate About Our Moderator? by IBBFan(m): 11:51pm On May 09, 2007 |
@soulpatrol imagine if Osewa changed your name from soulpatrol to steadysoul because he doesn't like the idea of your soul wandering about without rest. |
Romance / Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by IBBFan(m): 11:42pm On May 09, 2007 |
bizzy bodi, thanks for the compliment. *black man blushing* yea, i am young (even though the pic you saw was taken 2yrs ago). however, no one is too young to have a kid from the day you start having wet dreams (for a guy) or you notice menstrual flow (for a girl). i'd like to see a pic of you if you don't mind. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by IBBFan(m): 11:24pm On May 09, 2007 |
@nazzyon when did RED become BLACK? |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Hate About Our Moderator? by IBBFan(m): 11:09pm On May 09, 2007 |
@Xtino apparently, i have forgiven but not forgiven. i was chatting with Osewa like an hour ago and told him if i can't have IBB without the "Fan", then i'd like to add an extra B (which stands for my english name), thereby extending my initials and making it look unlike the ex-military president's. he told he was going to think about it (thinking since last week) and after much pressure, he said he was going ahead to get it done. next thing, he said i'd been threatening him and so, i need to apologise. i asked him when i threatened and he logged out. bottomline: i have NOT forgotten. how would you feel if your name got changed to Xtino Fan? |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Hate About Our Moderator? by IBBFan(m): 10:37pm On May 09, 2007 |
@BillGates are you complaining about being a "Fan"? i also got a "Fan" added to my real life initials - IBB because oga admin says people on the forum will think i'm the ex-military president. like WTH?!?!?! |
Romance / Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by IBBFan(m): 10:20pm On May 09, 2007 |
yes, ma'am! however, i have no ring on my 4th finger. just a baby daddy. |
Autos / Re: 8 Years Or 5 Years On Limitation For Car Importing To Nigeria? by IBBFan(m): 10:14pm On May 09, 2007 |
@user oops! i was just trying to say it isn't a bad idea to still allow the car importations of 8yrs and older. the authorities would have just been checking the status of such cars coming in and faced the ban on the "scraps". after all, some new model "melons" still come into the country. |
Culture / Re: Are You Proud To Be A Nigerian? by IBBFan(m): 9:44pm On May 09, 2007 |
west side africa, it's NAIJA!!!!!!! |
Romance / Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by IBBFan(m): 9:21pm On May 09, 2007 |
@Zebdee may your wife's soup never lose taste with my wife's salt. @dolly KOLONIALITY? na nationality bi dat? |
Romance / Re: Would You Marry A Househelp? by IBBFan(m): 11:16am On May 09, 2007 |
who is a househelp? a dog? a plant? an object? rubbish!! yet another home video tale called a thread! |
Romance / Re: Being Big, Is It A Crime? by IBBFan(m): 11:09am On May 09, 2007 |
honestly, 80kg is still not heavy compared to people that weigh 135 and counting. Aduks, what if you had sustained some serious injury or even died from the excess exercise? do what you can, cut down certain meals, but do NOT attempt to do it to impress anybody, i beg you. nobody's worth the stress, except you. whoever loves you will always love you for the person inside. no matter what, you'll always remain an African Queen. |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Hate About Our Moderator? by IBBFan(m): 3:33am On May 09, 2007 |
if we all thought alike, we'd most probably have the same face, same name, same gender, same age, same everything. |
Romance / Re: How To Toast White Girls In London? by IBBFan(m): 2:40am On May 09, 2007 |
Brown-Eyes: do NOT stop using a condom until your wedding night. |
Romance / Re: Farting In The Presence Of Your Lover by IBBFan(m): 2:01am On May 09, 2007 |
omot, no do oo!! if you no mind, make we try each other mess. i'll mess in an envelope and send via airmail to you and you'll do the same. anybody own wey cause explosion as the envelope open na im carry dirtiest belle. you gree? |
Romance / Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by IBBFan(m): 1:20am On May 09, 2007 |
@dollyp if my wife turns to salt, then she'll become the salt of the world. |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Hate About Our Moderator? by IBBFan(m): 1:02am On May 09, 2007 |
1 main reason: he remains predictable! whatever happened to spontaneity? |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Junior Brother Hates To See Me by IBBFan(m): 4:49pm On May 04, 2007 |
@biozy correct!! i like people like you. abeg you get available sister/cousin/niece? |
Phones / Re: Show Your Phone Skills by IBBFan(m): 4:44pm On May 04, 2007 |
@namzo did *#92702689# and it showed me Lifetimer: 000002:34 what does that mean abeg? |
Music/Radio / Re: Top 20 Reasons Why 2pac Is Alive by IBBFan(m): 4:37pm On May 04, 2007 |
Tu-Tu is having a wide laugh at the world, contemplating on whether he's dead or alive. Tu Baba dey earth while Biggy Baba dey hell |
Nairaland / General / Re: Errands You'd Like Someone Else To Run For You? by IBBFan(m): 9:39am On May 04, 2007 |
Osewa, what's wrong in me saying i need someone to climb my future wife for me on fridays (when i'll be at spots chasing kokolettes) and sundays (when i want to remain pure and holy)? |
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