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chelsea fans, please identify yourselves (out of the champions league).




LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

liverpoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@jaybaby
would you mind if i bought that and picked you up in it so we can cruise down to City Mall to see a movie?

@P tee
i was just going to post a thread today looking for a '94 bulldog available for sale and yours came in. your car looks clean, but the price is on the high side for a '94 model that is fairly used and is a manual transmission. my mumsy's interested and her budget's between 400-450. so you can contact me if we could have a deal.

peace!

SUYA!!!! after an annoying game on tuesday night (when AC Milan let Man U win), i went to University Of Suya, Faculty Of Meatology on allen avenue to console myself. other correct suya spots around lagos are in Agboju, Festac Town, Excelsior Hotel in Apapa and some few spots on the Island (esp. the one opposite the club, Ynot). i don't think there's anybody in naija that doesn't like suya.

in case any of you guys in diaspora need suya shipped, contact me on this thread. we'll work it out!

@gaylord
your name implies that you're not just gay, but the lord of the gay crew. so why would a straight girl want you to lay your hands on her?

one of the things i enjoyed about my ex. we comfortably farted in the presence of each other like it was just normal breeze blowing. with your lover, there really should be nothing in it. if you both can look at each others nudity, then WTF is a mess?

@niceuzor
were you sent to Liberia to help re-build the war-torn country, or to give girls belle up and down?

@Yoba
i'm very available. once you get to know me better and i start touching you rightly at the right spots, you're bound to submit. but just because i respect you as a woman, i won't try any "hanky-panky" stuff until after 4 dates.

your friend was a gocker, no plenty story. there's a quote i love so much; while one man is doing the loving, another man is doing the bleeping. unless a guy has "chooked" a girl more than once, that is when he should start showing love (if necessary), depending on how the girl takes him after several and obviously, good "knacking".

@damaj
is van der saar your 505 that needs pimping?

@donan & Elgaxton
men, i hail thee!!

@nazzyon
either your prick wasn't working or the chics weren't enticing. but like you said, "pricks" are different.

Someone Should Tell U- Lemar

kellorah, i think you and omogenaija are stalking me.

was i the one that asked?

this Linda Ikeji is not all that. even in terms of beauty, she doesn't surpass my expectation.

thanks y'all!!

*picks up phone to call big bro*

put pix up, orijin!

*smiles*

in that Fat Joe video, what was his combo with the pink shirt?

girl pls! that toilet's a whole touch[i]e[/i] apartment on its own.

@nneigbo
so if i say I LOVE U, you will believe me abi?

awww boo!! go get some more. you gotta stay high all the time.

did you miss Pimped Out John in Page 1?

https://www.wgrz.com/imagepool/images/0711014030_PimpMyToilet.jpg

@jbouy
na toto u get?

have you been to any country in the asian continent?

what went down at the spot last friday STAYS at the spot.

without the Pimped Out John, y'all ain't started talking bout "classy".

https://www.wgrz.com/imagepool/images/0711014030_PimpMyToilet.jpg

now that's taking SHIT on a whole 'nother level!! "classy" shit!! bleeping expensive!