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@Maleeq
not trying to sound like a feminist, but i think you're just being wicked (even though i don't blame your emotions for the sudden weather-change).

@kellorah
sweety, how high are ya?

@sisi
yes oo! guys sef get their hearts broken. she dumped him first, only in an indirect manner.

a little about me in this link; https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-11490.0.html i'm a product of a broken home and i intend to use my parents mistakes to solidify my future home. my kids deserve a wonderful father, mother and above all, a happy home. when i hear from you, we will talk more.

cheers!

@kellorah
thinking of wearing black shoes.

@maree7
is it really unfortunate? *remembers last friday night at the club*

he's going to be 1. but don't think too short cos the adults take over after the kids have gotten all the sweets, presents et al and gone home by 6pm. you should see the large amount of alcohol my uncle has in store for that day. we're sooooo gonna be getting H-I-G-H!!!!

@mubowa
pepsi don dey brew beer? diet pepsi orobo trying to slim down.

Celtel users, Dis Guy has been kind enough to give free airtime. 1st to see pin and load gets topped up.

kello, i hardly even button my sleeves. i'm supposed to use cofflins though, but i'm just gonna fly it. and i'm so shy, i don't dance!

Umbrella- Rihanna ft. Jay Z

@maree7
been considering the black shoes.

@kellorah
it's been raining in the past 2 days. however, i have a white t-shirt inner wear to hold the sweat. on every ordinary day in naija, i drip profusely.

spoilt, please don't spoil me oo!!

yea, it's a long sleeve shirt! i find it hard to wear dress pants, hence, my lack of those kind in my wardrobe. i'm naturally a jeans person.

@brymore
tell me, honestly! did the lady try in terms of facial/body beauty? lmao @ asthma attacks.

@sisistingy
why are you stingy with your knowledge on this issue? his heart got broken the 1st day he called and heard the other guy's voice.

@blue
baby, tell me something i don't bleeping know!! you know i don't trust your Agbaneje ass! you might have gone as far as jerking his best friend off in the back seat in that parking lot, down town.

@JuneJemini
or maybe he might turn out to be her kpata-washer!!

sunday april 29th is my uncle's son's 1st birthday celebration. i want you guys to tell me if this dress combo fits;

silk pink striped shirt with white tee inner wear
black dirty jean trouser
butter color timbs with white sole

thanks in advance!

@Dis Guy
something like that. except, this is an american show and wives/husbands are swapped for 1 week. they then get $50,000 each and the swapped spouse determines how the money should be spent which will be read to the family members by the swapped spouse after he/she returns home.

@omogenaija
check http://www.fox.com/tradingspouses/

cool show, so far!

hey nairalanders in naija, how many of y'all watch this reality show on STV on sundays, 9pm-10pm? what's your take on it so far? i started watching from the Pilek/Bowers exchange and it was quite interesting i must confess.

for you guys in diaspora, how do y'all see the show?

@Dis Guy
that's the lazy boy right there!!!

PS3's still expensive. can't some of us just do with our PS2 for now? plus, i don't need a chair right now. we can all jolly on the ground.

when was this ban placed? and is the new dress code strictly during class hours? i was in LAG last month and the 3rd pic whiteroses posted reminded me of the girl i met that day. same white armless top, same blue mini skirt. all the chics were just trooping in from their ariztos weekend, while we (my friend and i) went to take away for sunday night. talk about "educated ashewos".

i am loyal to no beer brand. however, i always have a 1st choice when the mood is set, and this changes from time to time. my brands are;

GUINNESS STOUT
HARP
STAR
GULDER
HEINEKEN
GUILDER MAX
GUINNESS SMOOTH

so if you ever run out of a brand in your party, you don't have to worry. i'll always move to the next. like they say when the needed is not available, the available becomes needed.

jammo girl?? i support your parents jare. the one who'll say "hi" to your mother and walk past like it was the neighbor 4 blocks away who came to borrow your frying pan, instead of a well-cultured naija woman who'll go down on her knees and say "good morning ma". and to think of the egbo she'll be smoking in your house?

ok!! i'm bleeping confused today!

follow your heart, bro! if the ibo girl they get for you now misbehaves, nobody'll share your pain. shey u dey watsh naija home video na? Ramsey Nouah will say he wants to marry Genevieve Nnaji, but Liz Benson and Alex Usifo will say "NO", that he must marry a girl of their choice from the village who turns out to be Nkiru Sylvanus. by the time the mgbeke comes to the city and spends a few months, her eyes will now "tear". then, she starts doing any how and since her husband won't have time for her (marriage out of his will), she'll get pregnant for Mohammed Danjuma, the gateman and Ikot Bassey, the houseboy. when he discovers her, his mother hears the gist and begins to cry. then, he'll go and look for his love. im movies, he still gets her. in real life, it's always a little too late.

@adeboo
thank you very much.

naija man dance salsa??

or get you a bike and STILL go biking with you when he's ashamed of you getting overweight?

when a naija man tells a lady she's looking beautiful even when she's looking worst, then he wants to have some kitten.

so if the guy's a drummer, he'll start drumming at past 11pm in the night cos he's trying to be romantic? unless he's D'Banj, then he can play the mouth organ even at the ungodliest hour.

to a naija man, the woman's place is in the kitchen. he only goes there when he's extremely hungry and can't wait for the food on the gas/stove to get to him.

naija chics hardly have dogs, especially those poodles and the likes. it's even the guys who have rottweilers, pitbulls, etc maybe they'd work the dog together (she'll hold the dog). that's romantic!

after a heavy meal, a naija man wants to relax and watch news or pick up a sports magazine.

good thing you know naija guys don't have time for romantic movies. whatever happened to sci-fi, adventure, action, thriller and horror?

she's not yet a fiance[i]e[/i]. so why bother about her mother? as for the sister, naija men are ashawoic in nature. he might just develop a stiffler for her. you never know, ek se!

if she likes the annual eyo festival, no qualms. but she should be prepared to receive her cane strokes alone and run for safety by herself. no naija man is willing to lay down his life for his mother, how much more an ordinary girlfriend.

if a naija man's mother didn't get the limo treatment during her own wedding, that might flop. you know mothers na!!

about her car being serviced, that will so not happen. unless she asks! why would he worry about her car (that's if she even has one cos naija girls like front seat of their boyfriend motor pass the chair wey dey front of tv for her papa house) when he's thinking about grooving on the weekend? changing a flat tire, most definitely she'll learn.

he'll definitely ask how her day went but listening is not really important to a naija guy. she'll still have to go into the kitchen to prepare supper.

have a nice day, y'all!

@endychux
you mean your friend actually took her back for yet another serious relationship? ur guy na millenium mugu oo!! when he should have just accepted her for the Bleep of it, he still committed his heart.

@olabosun
which school is this sef?

april fooooooooooooooooooooooooooools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!