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wasn't that on YIM?

but i posted 1st in this thread. and the other one too.

@omoge

are you stalking me?

@Omo Eko

do you want to Give It Up To Me in place of kmohawk (<--i love this username)?

oh. so i'm supposed to be in bed, right?

@kmohawk

where are you located?

do i look unok to you?

Gemini. do i need to remind y'all?

Chicken Noodle Soup- DJ Webstar

if only Utomi could seat in Aso Rock for 1 minute and appear on National TV as president, then i think i'll wake up from a dream.

thank you, omoge and mukina. missed y'all too. been a long time. do people still get banned unjustly here?

and i ain't no impersonator. Osewa, take away that Impersonator and let my id be the way it i registered it. remember, IBB stands for Ibinabo Black-Briggs. so, i ain't impersonating the Niger State Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida.

feels good to be back, people!

*walk around the forum to greet old and new members as i receive welcome cheers*

Mo Thugs- Ghetto Cowboy

forever a classic in my music library.

didn't he ask the poster directly below him why he was still posting on nairaland?

@prof

hahahhaahhahahaha!!!!! u no well!! i can get romantic if i get stuck. i just like to tell the truth and it's bad manners to flatter girls, especially when you know the sweet things you are telling her are LIES.

@debqueen

i see you, Gemini. let's squash these noise-making taureans.

does robby want me to leave nairaland for him?

names to call your lovers (i have no lover);

mgbada (monkey)

wowo (ugly)

yeye fowl (useless chicken)

signed up Teezy to my record label in bed last night.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

what makes LIFE 100%?

if A-Z = 1-26

HARDWORK- 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

KNOWLEDGE- 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

LOVE- 12+15+22+5 = 54%

LUCK- 12+21+3+11 = 47%

MONEY- 13+15+14+5+25 = 72%

LEADERSHIP- 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16 = 89%

if none of these above don't make life 100%, then what does?

ATTITUDE- 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes life 100%.

ATTITUDE is everything!

miss her too in bed last night.

Lil Jon- Snap Yo Fingaz

i'm slowly liking this song

the debate gets hotter by the day. come 2007, we will know. i still maintain that your vote does NOT count in nigeria.



IBB

@mamaput

lmao!!!! poor her in the sense that her dad is late? or poor that she has committed herself to slavery before the buyer comes for his commodity?

Odeku:
If I were IBB I would have gone into self-redeeming endeavours. I would have worked earnestly to express penitence and remorse. I would save my old life the odium and ridicule that an attempt at the presidency would bring. I would have surrendered some of my ill-gotten acquisitions to the state and cooperate with the EFCC in its efforts to end the culture of graft and impunity.

surrendering some reminds me of the man who went to church and said he wants to be half-born again.

2C, wwtlty said "HELLO" to me on =N=L? LORD!!! have i missed you or what?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??

Avant- Don't Say No, Just Say Yes

oh dear!! so how many other people have told you of your look-alikes in other places? some people have up to 7 look-alikes in other parts of the world and one could say GOD created them as octoplets but spread them to different areas.

skingo my guy, since dem sabi how to open website, their literacy go help dem know how to vote. nairalanders get small sense oo!!