₦airaland Forum

@rosco
if your brother neva chop, beta alert d mother ooo b4 im die. drogba go still go ivory coast dey drink im drogba beer without knowing say people 4 naija wan die as their quadruple plane crash 4 semi-final.

@wormedup
sir, please where did you see sperm?

c'mon darling, don't be like that! you know money ain't a thang when i gotta buy ice blocks to work as a/c, while you have a plastic fan in your hand to give you more air under the burning lagos sun.

@I-man
why don't you tell him shops where he can get more hand creams while giving it time?

gaylord, shey you remember how long African China stayed behind bars last year? abi u dey find citizenship? 7 months, no school/job. wetin u con dey do 4 london and who's feeding/footing your bills?

unfortunately, the gender shows a kokolette. that's why i even feel more sorry for her.

@j-girl
darling, the laughter was in 4s'. when did you increase it to 8?

@felele
come to me! *opens arms to receive her* it's ok!! *gives her traditional ijaw white handkerchief for her to wipe her tears*

@felele
1 minute of silence? did Chelsea die?

*singing Blackface* e dey paining me oo *switches to Stereo Man* e dey pain me o gaga!!!!

when you wake up later this morning shorty, youll feel better!! bottomline: your prayers didn't go higher than a 3-storey building. this disappointment has become a curse on chelsea.

BTW, where are my laughter quadruplets??

@Bolarge
better leave the ND Republic out of this before i order my men to kidnap carpenters in ibadan.

where are the people in this thread?? ?? ??


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niceuzor, i didn't insult you. i only asked you a simple question in a nice and polite manner.

splendid, SMC. you blow cool like the SMC ceiling fan at alaba int'l market.

some people think these clubs were created just yesterday, not knowing that they go back as far even the 18th century.


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no probs, mubowa!! stay high on it!

@tosh
hahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!! bros, abeg, e don do!!! no wound me wit laff b4 my neighbors begin think say i don dey mad!!!!!


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*drops 12th bottle of small stout, about to open #13*

Dr. Dre, an ijaw man never ends up in the hospital as a result of excess alcohol. so, don't try your doctrine on me.

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ayefele2000: today makes my third day of fasting and prayer, i have the feeling my club would win, UP UP UP CHELSEa, down down down man u

felele, are you sure you fasted and prayed to GOD or Sango? 


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@rikkyjen
my brother, let's harmonise this quadruple laughter







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we waited long enough to see chelsea lose and yes, they lost!!!!!! i have loved liverpool and newcastle ever, hence, my picking them on any soccer vid game.

*admiring the UCL cup and gold medals*


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@lalaboi
like play like play, chelsea commot!

strictly chelsea talk (by liverpool fans).  

Drogba sucks BIG TIME!!!!!!! nothing but an offsider!!


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@zillionair
i kno Abrahamovic is a billionaire, but i can't remember when his finances reached zillions. and even if his money ever reached that stage, he still wouldn't get the 2007 champions league cup. you guys can just manage the carling cup. at all at all na im bad pass!!


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chelsea is still redding!!


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Steven Gerrard- Man Of The Match. no long tin!!!

*admiring champions league cup and gold medals*

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