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@dewunmi
do you need a magnifying glass before you'll be able read between the lines? cos of that song and another by Maxwell, i can watch Love And Basketball over and over again. whether this girl is fine or wowo, it doesn't mean she has to die at his feet just for him to love her. she's bringing shame to you women oo!

@user86666
thanks for the correction. i didn't notice the "S" until now. that's what girls like this can cause.

with all the grammatical errors and the rupee currency, you can tell an indian originally wrote this as a joke and he copy-pasted it on nairaland.

*mid-finger in the air*

@Dis Guy
lmao!! i can see how mischevious you are.

Glo- 14/15 digits
Celtel- 16 digits
MTN- 14 digits
Mtel- 13 digits

@blue
so you won't talk? i'm beginning to have a re-think on that your boyfriend that broke up with you last year.

@dupe
you never said what kind of kiss it was and how many seconds it lasted. it might have been an affectionate kiss of appreciation for taking him along to the movies. still, good thing you didn't slap him. and your boyfriend? who knows whether they planned it. honestly, i see no reason why your boyfriend should lay back while his"best" friend goes with you since he was tired. all he needed to do was hold you down and postpone seeing the movie. is there still anything like a best friend sef? i'm too damn sure that movie will still be showing at the cinemas for another 2 weeks. i think it's a set-up. so tell your bobo before you become the table tennis egg.

i guess with this, there'll be more marriages out of convenience than love. shame!

what annoys me most is that most of these girls that come to nairaland to create threads about their relationship problems have no pic for us to see, thereby, making it difficult for me to know whether to stretch my hand out to be their new man. must i sing I Wanna Be Ur Man (Zapp & Roger Stroutman) before you dumped girls will understand that a caring brother is right here waiting to do those things your man wouldn't do? CHRIST!!!!

if her mother knows and calls you, so what? remember that if she breaks up with you first, it wouldn't make any difference. her mother will never disown her because she played you and threw you away like dirty laundry in the locker room. her choice will always remain her choice. if she dates 11 more men and finally ends up getting married to #12, her mother will definitely be at the wedding. if i dey lie, get an invitation and watch how happy her mum will be that her daughter is moving to a man's home finally to settle down as a wife.

go and scout for another girl and stop sucking! don't even think of any committed relationship for now so that you can be sure of the girl that's ready to be with you. see eh, dem don break our heart before so right now, any girl we come across is yet another kokolette on the field of play. how can a guy pick her phone more than once and you'll tell me everything's OK? please!! *talk to the hand*

what's wrong in being shy? i used to be extremely bashful as a kid to the extent of not dancing EVEN on my own birthday. till date, my shy part of me comes around ocassionally. but once i get to talk to you more than once, we don bi padi bi dat oo! plus, the easiest way i throw away my shyness is by engaging (esp. the ladies) in nasty talk (depends on her age sha).

bottomline: I'M SHY!  

he should climb the woman's mountain very well on the 1st night and refuse her a 2nd one until she pays. he can collect the money and forget about the company, it's not necessary. after that, he should flee to a neighboring african country to settle with his partner. no need to tell his partner any stories. women's head can turn at times. this issue, not a long thing!

@prosper
are there truthful and reliable single aldies for a serious and committed relationship (that includes "knacking" at Pastor Odukoya's church? if yes, then they should be rest assured that they've got a new single member after the kokolettes next monday evening.

mehn!!! salsera vex no bi small sha!! and at 1:23am, naija time? lmao @ celebrity posts. Charming, you suppose collect slap oo!!

menrad, don't mind these helpless people jare. i can help you. my question is simple and the answer needs no long thing. CAN YOU PAY?

@muki
a gambian drinking naija pammy? no wonder! i can understand that the highness is disturbing you seriously. naija pammy is brewed by the pammy-tapper ONLY for the strong. please, leave my sig alone. ah!! mo ni FI LE!!!!!

@ikamefa
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY rockin' everywhere can i touch your yansh like this and make you feel like that?

@nnenneigbo
na wa oo!! wetin happen na?

@mukina
bomb dey ur head? how dare you call the most prominent nairalander a black sheep?

@fine yansh
lol!! no bi lie. dem say boyfriend plenty, but husband scarce.

@maleeq
i am a guy like you. first thing that came to my mind when you said you discovered she wasn't for you after how many months, was you've had your piece of the kpomo and right now, she has lost value in your eyes. however, that might not be the case here. before i say anything, i'd like you to tell me the things you were expecting from her that made you wait for so long and eventually never came out. you now see faults in everything she's been doing lately. did she start doing them wrongly all of a sudden, or you're just not satisfied with how she does them? maybe before, your afang soup was plain, but she has started including perewinkles in them and you don't appreciate the extra effort. please, talk to me!

with a username like Alert, where do you expect the eyes (and probably d1cks) of the guys to turn to? sometimes, we just look for solutions to our porblems in far places when they're sitting right there on our foreheads. i for like to see ur pic sha!

olabosun, i just hope you had nothing to do, so you decided to pick up your cellphone and start something on nairaland. anyway, to your case.

if she's sharing this guy's apartment in school, is it on or off campus? WTF! it has to be off campus for them to live together. if the guy has picked her phone more than once when you called and you know he's not related to her, then you don't need to be told that she's indirectly discharging you. so, let her go and get yourself another. it'll hurt, but like Flekta man said, No Think Am.

no man on earth (not even Mel Gibson) knows what a woman wants. women tend to be a little selfish sometimes. if you don't work and there's no money flowing, they call you a useless, lazy man who can't do anything but sit at home all day. if you're working very hard to make sure she and the kids are comfortable and have all they need, they say you have no time for the family and some might even conclude that you go to your mistress' place to relax after work.

now, there might be many reasons for your wife to want to cheat on you (if it's really true that she's not faithful). and like somebody said, don't put the blame on her friends. since she's an adult and not a kid, i don't believe anybody can tell her to jump into fire and she'll go ahead. in life, people talk to us and we make our decisions in the end. even if anything goes wrong, the person(s) that talked to you won't be held responsible. it's possible that the man she was with is an old friend/colleague (if she's ever worked in a firm)/classmate. but if you noticed her unusual body movement and your mind rigidly tells you something's not right, then she might truly be having an affair. however, since this is the first time you're seeing her with a man (you never indicated that you've been hearing about such before), then you can give her the benefit of doubt and amend things now that everything's still fresh. so think about why she's doing this;

1. she might truly be tired of your unavailabilty and this leads to #2. apparently, even the kids have no time to spend with their dad and that kind of hurts.

2. you're not giving her sex like you used to when you just got married and your hormones were burning like hell fire.

did you ever see the movie Unfaithful?

i'd personally advise you not to quit your job, but adjust your schedule and give your family the time they deserve. what kind of job is it by the way? you should have weekends off work and take your family out to nice places, play with them in and out of the house, talk to them like your friends and above all, never stop loving them. make out the last friday of every month for you and your wife alone. go and see a live band, eat, drink, dance, and drive home with good stories, ensuring that the next month's last friday will even be better. marriage is simple, couples just put unnecessary twists in it and make it look like one difficult union. as for her friends, now is not the time to stop them from coming to your house, otherwise, she'll be going to them and spending more time since she knows your job will never let you catch her. when everything's settled, you'll slowly, in a very smart pattern, let her know that you've never liked those friends of hers and she should minimise (NOTE: minimise, NOT stop) seeing them.

i hope things work out for you and please, do come back to give feedback. just take things easy with her and don't ever try to fight. this is just yet another marriage shake, but it has been ordained by the Almighty, it will always remain rock-steady.

@adeboo
care to share? pleassssssssse!!! *on left knee*

@laudate
you should read posts very well and know how to direct your advice. this guy has been out for naija for a long while now and he's never happy when she calls his phone.

they are all thieves! so what's the fuss about one man?

in 2007, are there still men that splash cash, gifts, trips et al and don't get a piece of that booty?

@ikamefa
dang boo!!!! love the way you shake that yansh. makes me wanna bring out my card and start swiping. remember, it must be that ass cos it ain't ur face.

@Sisi
make sure you have your Blue towel to wipe soak your tears with at the end of the game.

@dewunmi
i just had to pour out my mind one way or the other.

@adeboo
the way i see it, she was the one always running to him (even when he never called). the kind of girl whose friends just know she has a boyfriend, but no idea of what he looks like.

congratulations, inspired!!

elohor, i always knew there was something about you. YOUR BOOBS!!! for now while you're enjoying it, i recommend multi-dating.

which naija girl wants to hear a guy travelled out and won't want to hang on the cliff of 3rd mainland for him? greener pastures means brighter future.

i don't know how old you are, but i wouldn't want to sound rude cos i'm in a happy mood. Liverpool is going to win Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. but do you need a fairy to tell you that you're not for him? see, it's people like you that make guys stick to the game and keep their playa jerseys hanging on the wall of fame. as far as i'm concerned, to him, you were "just another Bleep". if you wait another 2 years, then i'd recommend LUTH to check if you've got a tumor in your brain.

don't mind me. i've got love for my naija queens!

if you just bought the car, why do you now want to just sell it?

dsky, you just came to advertise these phones without any form of contact. how can interested buyers then reach you? anyway, if you ever come back to nairaland before this week ends, i'm indicating my interest in the N80. but it's way more expensive on your side. come down on the price!

i was a dedicated 0802 subscriber (noticed i used 0802 because of their frequent name changes) and they started letting me down later on. my gprs stopped working just like that (last year). even when i wanted to change my line (to stop some certain old callers from reaching me), i went for 0808. and it was like things were just getting worse for me. i ended up using glo and i must confess some kind of satisfaction. however, i'm considering picking up my 0808 line again, but i'll need a power-driver cellphone to do that job. i always wanted to have a bible in my cellphone cos i'm a person who doesn't go to church with a bible. i feel having it on my phone will make me more attached to the word of God on a daily basis.

nonetheless, thanks for the info!