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why are some people shocked and others crying? don't men climb their daughters? didn't Lot sleep with 2 of his daughters? nothing is new today, everything's in the Holy Book, good or bad. what is dengue fever sef? there's no harmattan in my zone right now.

@omot
na im bi say ur yansh na suck-away?!?!?!?!?!?!

@Kashif
omo, don't ever invite me to your house to have breakfast (bread and fried eggs) with you and your girlfriend.

@chivaley
that was crazy!!!!!! quite unfortunate sha. if i was there, i would've sat close to you (depending on the strength of the smell) and made you feel comfortable rather than ashamed.

@kitaun
did you get so lost in excitement that you announced naija's government hand-over date as the UCL final match?

d-baby, let me correct that quote (how could i have forgotten that one?)

my armadans! my brothers in the sword! who'd rather fight beside me than an army of thousands. let no forget who we are, we are lions. look, what's waiting beyond that beach. Immortality! take it! it's yours!!!!!!

*sighs* i'll never get tired of that movie.

j-, are you still mourning the dead, buried and forgotten? get a new life, girl!

@blue & acid
yes, that's me. took that pic in '05 with my phone then (SE K700i). i just finished playing soccer with some kids around the block.

@busygirl
that's my uncle's house.

for now, someone to wash my clothes and on a few occasions, do the ironing. clean my finger nails at the sight of any dirt. type my posts on nairaland. do my PC work for me.

@anus ole
i wasn't pleading oo! just didn't want you to look at it as a yabbing champions league whereby you would've stood out as the loser (like your manure team). me, fear cele woman? guy, i bi prince 4 marine kingdom oo!

@hustler
GOD BLESS YOU mightily for that analysis.

@Aproko
was that your ass i saw getting disgracefully whooped in san siro last night? oh dear!!!!

@Roscodaddy aka Crasepapa
i take my time give AC and dem use am finish manure. wetin u wan talk now? if i decide to consult my mammy water winsh 4 my hometown, dem go say i'm taking it to the extreme. guy, just pack urself keep inside toilet b4 i turn suck-away to your new abode.

you must be very brave and very stupid to come after me alone, Prince Hector.

why kill you now, Prince of Troy, with no one to see you fall?

go home, Prince. go home, eat some food, drink some wine, make love to wife. tomorrow, we'll have our war.

before my time, i will look down on your corpse and smile.

i have killed men and i have seen men die in combat and i tell you, there is no glory in it.

imagine a king fight his own battles. wouldn't that be a sight?

you gave him the honor of your sword. tonight, you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb and all will know, this is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles.

i always thought my brother's wife was a foolish woman, but she has proven to be very useful.

-Troy (one of the greatest movies ever).

@user
but considering the average nigerian living in this country where car financing doesn't really work for certain car budgets, i think it still isn't a bad idea. even at that, people still bring in cars of 9yrs and older from Benin/Togo/Ghana.

i heard about this on a radio commercial. it really is true, though, i don't know if the service can only be rendered in lagos for now.

thanks, honsule and pespes. i downloaded the phoney bible on my pc and transferred to my phone. works very nice, i must confess. old and new testaments very complete. now, i can move around with a mobile bible and never forget it anywhere.

i just wonder how many people will still scream "BLUES 4 life" after mourning-ho leaves at the end of the season!

bros anus, abeg oo! i no yab u.

@anus opolo
if it's no big deal, why the fuss and noise last week at old trafford? be like 9ja4eva and accept defeat as it comes.   reputation is what is always at stake, not mainly the trophy.

@Dr. Dre
the bottles are spinning like ac milan in mid air and breaking into pieces like man utd on the ground. i never knew tonight's loss could turn your studio into a hospital for broken-hearted manure fans?!

so, i'm just wondering. who will manure support next week? who will chellshit support next week? beats my imagination!

@anus-sule
point of correction, you guys are true contenders, NOT champions!

*hands a beer over as part of the celebration*

if i catch my daughter with her boyfriend and i see her nudity as sexually appetising, i'll join the duo and we can all have a 3-some. i'll even teach them a few things and if my wife would be ok with it, i'll send the boyfriend to her for more practicals. this is a new world. the kids deserve more breaks than what kids got back in the 19th century.

not to worry, i settled for nokia 3250. for the thread viewers, i thank you. for the on-lookers, i thank you. for the people that didn't come here, i thank you.

@nosa
as a benin boy, u go gree say virgin still dey any naija uni? i advise you to face college of education for spiros who will listen to your virgin plight because the federal uni girls are already tokunbos, 2nd hands and even "accident vehicles". these days, i even fear high school girls more than the "aunties" gaan sef. my guy, just marry anyone and turn her into your baby factory, no long tin!

united they stood, into pieces they scattered.

*hands over a rossoneri towel to them fans*

ROSSONERI win in SAN SIRO is definitely not by accident or match-fixing. the game was fine and clearly, AC played waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Fergie's side. where are those frustrated, tired, torn and worn out manurians? *laughing in italian (Gila), portuguese (Kaka) and dutch (Seedorf)*

looks: G
dance moves: G
song: Usher

ZIMBA, i must say that i am really sorry for this big loss. they say time heals all wounds and i know GOD will give you the strength to carry on now that she has departed. be strong, brother! the LORD is your strength and comforter. i pray her soul rests in peace in the bossom of the Most High.

it's rather unfortunate. may their souls R.I.P. and i pray the Man U fans do not behold any calamity after the loss of tonight's game to AC.

right now, i dedicate Tattoo Girls to all the nairaland girls who've got tattoos on their bodies and those who intend to get theirs later. i just wan let una kno say i gbadun ur tattoo.

i lost my temper. i shot the archbishop. what are we going to do?

-Rise And Fall Of Idi Amin

you have grossly offended your father.

-Last King Of Scotland

there are 2 kinds of spurs in this world, my friend. those who come in through the door, and those who come in through the window.

i'm looking for a man. he's got blonde hair, smokes a cigat and he's a pig.

-The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

there they go! there they go! everytime i talk about boxing, a black man come up here talking about Rocky Montana. let me tell you something, Rocky Montana was good. but what about Cassius Clay?

-Coming To America

orders? you're giving me orders? listen, amigo! the only thing that gives orders in this world is bullets. you hear that? bullets!

i only tell you this one time, Montana. don't Bleep me. don't you ever try to Bleep me.

-Scarface

g-bleeper, you really should try www.gumtree.com like someone said earlier. anyway, i went a little bit far for you as per my naija brother with an over-flowing sperm bank. i figured that since you and IBDat are now a team, you guys should hook up with these 2 naughty girls; http://www.gumtree.com/london/52/9539952.html

happy hunting and 4-some. please, make sure you send my love-vendor fees. after successful completion, hit me and i'll send you my account details.

@Kingsgirl
fall into which gutter again na? you should see us LIVERPOOL fans swimming in the rivers in my hometown, abonemma. take heart, sweety! the blues might try better next time and maybe go ahead for octople.