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ife, are you the scared sister that took the pic? i noticed that both of you have a striking resemblance in your pix. you both have ppimples located at the same spots on your faces. just bleeping with ya!

thanks, boraddo. apparently, i'm back to the same problem of getting the smart phone of my choice. this one, like my 1st love, the Sony Ericsson M600i doesn't have a camera.

http://www.sonyericsson.com/spg.jsp?cc=gb&lc=en&ver=&template=pip1&zone=pp&pid=10385

i feel so cheated!

my rossoneri people, what happened tonight? as Rooney scored that 3rd goal, the yoghurt i was having just turned, flipped, tortured and scattered my system. this is going to be a serious battle in San Siro for the return leg.

Man U MUST go down. wayo dan Allah!

hey borrado, what are the features of your b-berry?

@thought
please let me know if they're currently recruiting. thanks!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070424/tpl-uk-russia-yeltsin-43a8d4f.html

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R.I.P.

Dr. Kuku of EKO Hospital has been doing some research on this case and even has a foundation that caters to sicklers, being the only surviving child of about 6 kids who all died of the same sickness. hopefully, hope will be restored to the carriers and they will live normal lives.

anytime, awolumate!

@creamish
ladiez man?? i'm slowly turning red. however, i'm F-R-E-E! why don't we get to know each other better? you know, i see you in my dream every day and night and i can say that's your new permanent location. Please Don't Go.

if i had a pic of this Hopeozah, i would've known whether to invite her to a hotel this election weekend so me and her can just chill, eat, sip, inhale and ****

meanwhile, Osewa should lock this thread. i'm tired of nigerian movie part 1 stories! so sickening!!

@david
thank you very much for the SC clarification.

@dakman0
thanks for the math. but i don't see SC in the arithmetic table. why?

@cuteass
i swear, we don't even know up to 1/3 of the story.

this started some time in 2005. i never saw it as permanent or serious since i was down with cold as at that time. well, the flu went away and it stayed except not too serious. lately, it grew worse. i always spit out catarrh from my throat constantly and this disturbs me cos i hate the art of swallowing it. i've taken a few drugs and menthol sweets, all to no avail. though, i haven't been to the hospital yet cos i look at it as disturbing myself and a doc for an unserious serious case.

so docs and people in the house, please help in anyway you can. kebab, i'd also like to hear from you.

thanks!!

@kebab
i must confess that i'm highly impressed with your posts. permit me to ask 2 questions in one line; are you a married doctor?

however, i'm not too sure of my weight (between 45-55) cos it's been quite long since i checked but i'm 5'6. i too would also like to add a little weight (not cos i want to get fat), but just to get my body toned with my morning exercises and body stretches.

hope you can do the needful and get back to me?! thanks!

SIMPLE. i ALWAYS use TISSUE PAPER.

i need somebody to do the whole genotype math for me.

also, is there any genotype like SC?

thank you, Seun! before i say anything, i want to know why they're together in the same hotel (probably same hotel room too). do they work together? are they supposed to run a project for the boss in their team? please, try to give full details to that people can know how to advice you on issues.

honestly, i don't like it when people seek other people's advice for solutions to their problems and don't return to give feedback. it makes the good people look stupid in the end. her location now says Bosnia and Herzegovina. did she leave naija for the Yugoslavian fraction?

@user86666
not often. just people who have my back in my absence. why are you scared of the name IBB? those are actually my REAL initials, no lie!

@dewunmi
e bi lyk say u use omo wash teeth dis morning as to dey smile and laff jus dey sweet u since. whenever you're ready, let me know. i didn't need devil to repent before concluding your ajebotishness. it's written all over your mumsy. i speak my pidgin in the waffiarian way, but i'm from rivers state. i don't have a rivers accent cos i can't even speak my language, kalabari.

wait oo!! this is an auto thread. so we should be talking about cars that move on water in the creeks in Niger Delta, right?

HRH Democrat Old Glory, i was referring to DewDrop.

i was thinking again. maybe he hired officials of Nkan Mbe or Crime Fighters.

Razorr, there is no such agency in naija. brothers, cousins, family relatives are even too far. the average nigerian is a qualified and certified amebo. just to gain favor from a person living abroad in search of greener pastures, some neutral person might have even been telling him things. so, he's just trying to shake you. unless you're guilty, i don't see any reason why you should be scared or bothered. but remember you posted about you sucking j-girl's boobs last night.   his "P.I." might have even reported and sent the link to your bobo. you sef, you talk too much.

my advice, don't dump him and don't continue with him. just leave him hanging!

@dblock
congratulations on the 10,000th post in this thread.

Dance For Me- She Baby ft. Pasuma

@Rhod
is your green ass still wiggling?

@my babies mama
good to know! still got love for y'all!

on a good day, traffic jam makes commuter buses and private cars take one-way. LASTMA don fit shout finish?

@user86666
that just made you my new best friend on =N=land.

dewunmi, you're one hell of a funny person. almost choked on my plate of ewa agoyin as i read your last post. if at all you need pidgin classes (from my judgement now, you're a confirmed ajebota), just holla! i'm ijaw so i'mma teach you waffi stylee. loving the poetry style of posting. very cute, indeed! and please, i am simply IBB. anything you find after that is the jobless work of Osewa.

j. low, are you high? after all the love making in bed last night and other nights, you still went to open your toto for debo to bone?

debo, you are forever my man. thank you for opening my eyes to see the truth. you better don't think she loves you cos you can see she has 4 Play for breakfast, me for lunch and you for supper (what a shift in her sexual diet).

bagoma, long time no see. where you dey since? seems you've moved out of lagos. temporarily or permanently? hopefully, you'll get to meet this question if by the time you log in, you won't find yourself 4 pages away from this page.

lmao!!!! user86666, u no well oo! if you have more than 2 in your garage, i'll come and pick 1 up if there's a ban.

@star01
then tell us who she is already!!

@dapsycool
i personally have no problem with anyone bringing anyone to contest since he believes he wants that person to keep up with the "good work" that he has been doing so far. but all the same, you let the people's decision do the work and not influencing elections to go in your favor by rigging. that is a ridiculous political buhaha!!