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s**t :p the title should be changed to Flirt With Yourself Zone

@tascoray - o bouy pls dont waste yo time dis girl is obviously shallow, follow-follow and not wifey material. I mean all she heard from her friend was that u probably wasn't the best looker, had a limp, bad breath, bio, buck teeth (omo i don't knw!) but she didn't even consider seeing u for herself and/or even friendship just a txt demanding u shldn't call her again - count yoslf lucky.

What is the puzzle - girls tend to go wit wut their peers says and by the sounds of this girl u are better off, don't beat yoself up over it. If you want to get even date the friend!

If memory serves me right i thing its Pito st, aven't been there in a while - n pls don't judge all naija joint based purely on this one o.

If memory serves me right i thing its Pito st, aven't been there in a while - n pls don't judge all naija joint based purely on this one o.

@ade.f & tega78 - swap numbers already now why the longtins!!! by the way wrong thread.

Yes if you're doing this count me in_IB thanks for volunteering to project manage

Naija n wahala!!! Wut was the question?

yeah Twilight Club in Canning Town

Omo all these ladies just get mouth, me i know i'm fine sha so i don't need yo reassurance_i'm sure all ov una are also very beautiful_posting pics can be dangerous!

@Brymore - my other job is an english professor

Well the answer to yo puzzle is simple - from get go the babe had other party/ies in her life. When they didn't plan through now she's calling on her reserve(s). NO! she doesn't love u, i'm not saying that she never will, but at the moment it's not love on her part just some desperate means to satisfy a particular want/need that is not sexual.

Only if u're under 18yrs old

my point excatly, there is no xcuse!

shebi this nah thread asking a simple genuine question - why all the male abuses? I beg go set up yo own thread if u wish to abuse men n watch as we hijack am.

For me it's one of two things - bad breath and big belly - if she has both NEVER!!! Oloun ma je!

@ Poster - if u tak anytin away from here tak this (but not literaly):

[quote author=Man-eater link=topic=31149.msg1012306#msg1012306 date=1175606769]have a body like Vin diesel

Have money like Jay Z

Know how to Party hard like P.diddy

be a romantic like Joe

Know how to spank that like R.kelly (N*gga gat skillz)

Be dangerously good looking and be

a famous footballer like Beckham/ ronaldino.

oh and drive a hott car![/quote]So in-effect ave confidence in yoslf jo!

Maleeq:
@IBDat
Lost count a long time ago! I sure have hit 4digits and still counting.

Playa, Playa - 4digits n still counting u must be on a suicide mission!

@Qby - then u shld ave thought twice before accepting his money and allowing him to furnish yo house, knwing full well he wasn't going to get anything out it. U said u was up-front wit him from the begining, fact is so was he! The only person that benefited from yo relationship was YOU n he got nothing bk in return. How is it that he knows where u are on yo dates and everytime u go out wit another man he's there?

@ kaycee.k. - wetin u de smoke? since October u've posted this thing and u haven't been bk since! I beg hurry up and start with the No.1 principle jare!

10% trust
10% attention
10% devotion
10% care
10% consideration
------------------------
50% love!

puker:
Ask those who knows how bitter it is to be dissappointed. When poeple are thousands of miles apart what do you think happens. I just imagine to be honest and fair can poeple stay that far apart in a period of five years stay without sleeping other poeple? Thats almost imposible. The person may either be a lesbian or a homosexual. Therefore all you need is prayers if you so wish to wait. But if the man is seriously in love i don't think it should be so long before he comes for ya dowry. If not girl before one becomes another stay-at-home-daughter go out and look for another man o.

Nah wa o - is that an aswer to her question

@abrakson - sorry but i wouldn't know, if i had to guess i'd say by fantasizing n dreaming. If it is true love it would sustain itself!

@CKC - omo people are noting some seriously good advise down on here o, be a saint and let te hacker come bk n read these responses - u never knw they might be fo real! 

@abdkabir - B4 i say anything please answer this question - how are you both?

Dirax:
@Ibdat: I don't fully agree with u because in the olden times, moonlight plays dey help issues and parents dey help smoothen jobs too. . Who are u then to resfuse a guy your parents don approve for u?

Dirax mak u no quote me o dat one o, it was my interpretation of bameyi's comments.
I ave already added 2cents which i still stand by, if you want an easy girl u can get and easy girl!
If you want a descent, longterm, marrying type then u ave to be prepared to work for it! If she is serious about herself and u she will not base yo relationship and activities on wut she gets from a romance novel as it is fantasy.
Omo if u really want to break that barrier and play it to yo advantage, find out wut book she's reading and play the part too - that way u're both living the fantasy, which is deceptive on both parts.

Omo Eko:
THERE ARE NO HOT GUYS ON Nairaland[/b]. damn

Have seen 99.9% of most guys pic on Nairaland and they all look bad (this is my own opinion)

Omo Eko i beg upload yo own photo and mak we see u - wit yo fine a**!

iice:
A kiss from someone who knows what to do, turns the engines on

Does he get a ride as well? After all he did jump start the engine.

Maleeq:
Y'all is gettin this all wrong!
What women like most is ME!

How many u get, sleek?

Latoya:
Height

caring

Understandin and considerate

Money

smartness / intelligence

neatness

style / dress sense

complexion

sociable

good dancer

ETC>,

Ole! n i suppose they have to be in that particular order - keep hoping n wishing.

[quote author=Red_Lips link=topic=48587.msg1034074#msg1034074 date=1176416267]can someone translate Bamiyi's comment please[/quote]

Blah, blah, [/i]chase the girl till yo shoes wear out b4 they agree to date u, then they turn u into a child by only allowing u to suck on the breast for 9 mths and the price - is a no entry zone. After 9 mths u gt to meet her father. [i]Aparently there is an advantage to all this it now means they're urs and u can bang the s**t outta of her!. Ladies pls be gentle as our tolerance and patience level differ, not that we just want to hit it, we would also like some sort of input as to when and where, but those players ave spoilt the game for us gentlemen. Not that i'm pleading for p@#$y but that u're considerate.