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Now you're thinking clearly! So i guess you already know there is something dodgy there, the question is what is it? n NO yo life is not in danger!

@yicob - my guy lead by example!

Why not? The internet network is just another form of worldwide, social communication - hell i've dialled a wrong no. once n ended up dating the girl, so YES - but of course i ave to meet n see the girl first!

@rock n cute-ass - not that we are being inconsiderate, but it's been over a year! He hasn't dated anyone else just crying about that one babe, how much longer does he have to remain in that state? Like i said his friends should ave taken action time ago.

ka'bo

Omo so far only 2 guys have made sense and said it as it SHOULD be - u play it by air, in the moment, confidence, humorous, flirtatious and use yo surroundings as well as any compliments u can throw her way can work wonders for u.

Now 4 lines that will definitely get u a smile/positive response here's a few:
- U're at a social event/public setting and she walks by/next2 u (within earshot) - Damn! n i thought i was good looking!
- U're at a social event/public/church setting and u've both caught eachother's eye from a distance - My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- U're at a social event/public/church setting n u keep looking at her, she notices, turns away n whenever she looks bk, u're still there admirng her (not staring!), then u walk over n say - Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?

Now how u play it from there is up2 u!

Yes it does work out, better than most actually. At least during friendship they would have gotten to know all your habits, attitude, moods - the true u (n vice versa), the only thing you have to work on is sleeping and living together.

Ooookay! appreciation fo real.

Well all i'm saying is TONE it down! The greed is too much - hundreds of thousands, millions, kidnapping n murder. Obviously people go make noise! At the end of the day everybody does it including the oyinbos, Chincos and Asians but it's only naijas getting the blame. Why becos them de go cyber cafe, yearn nonsense on celluar, leave paper trails, throw lavish parties, bragg and all ever else!

My guy it's down to yo preference, if you find them appealing why not?

Example:
Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.
However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$200,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Howgul Abul Arhu

If u lost that kind of money, you no go mak noise?

@Debosky n 4Play - both of una de crazeeeeee

anabell:
too bad that we still have this tribal ting in nigeria.its a big pity

Don't confuse am it's not a tribal bashing here it's just statements of cold hard facts - you say u know that all the yahoo boys no be Igbos, if so of all the ones you know which tribe they do am on a higher level - IGBOs! We're just saying that the buck should start there, mak dem tone am down and pull down them trousers!

adeboo:
But what has he said now walelead?

walelead:
Hello Londoner Adeboo,
im afraid i can't reveal the contextual meaning of that statement, i bet @sin knows what im talking about

LOL

@monshege - yes we do need to focus on the main issue, but at the same time we need to tackle the problem from the roots. If you take on the big timers you send a message to the up n comings, n at the same time the media interest not only dwindles but can be spurn as a positive. N those big timers are?

She de mumsie no get other pikins she go visit? Otherwise if it's every two weeks they should conveniently not be home on her next visit and if she makes noise mak them tell her to call first and even give notice next time! Play it up from there - 'oh no Thurs is nt possible as we are planning on etc'

The fact remains that YES Nigerians in general are fraudsters, but Igbos do theirs on a more grandure scale such as the hundreds of thousands, millions, kidnappings and murder - these are the stories that capture the media interests and in essence paint Nigerians in a bad image abroad and even within Africa.

Easier said than done i know but the heart is a muscle!
- Forget the ex as he obviously doesn't love u or want u
- Don't marry a guy you don't like, you're setting yoself up for a life of misery
- Get out there/go church socialise, there are a lot of people that will be more than compatible for for you