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Family › Re: Urgent Help Needed!!! by ibechris(m): 12:00pm On Feb 06, 2022
Penalty is is #200,000 to 250k.

My neighbours were caught also and that is what they were billed.
Romance › Re: My Woman's Sex Libido Just Increased by ibechris(m): 10:05pm On Feb 05, 2022
Pls,always check your BP oh...harder harder has drain and kill many souls.
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: PSC Insists On Outright Dismissal, Prosecution Of Super Cop by ibechris(m): 6:57pm On Feb 05, 2022
If u take what belongs to another man,u will surely pay for it.

That guy has been stealing from those whom they arrest and prosecute just like Evance and many unknown criminals. Today,an unbelievable thing has struck him badly.

Without pity,he is gone and a new chapter as the former police officer shall soon be open. The day he steps into any US ally anywhere in the world,na American prison be that straight.
For now,he can never step into Dubai except he turns himself in voluntarily.
Romance › Re: Am I Dumb For Not Wanting To Get Married As A Woman by ibechris(m): 3:12pm On Feb 05, 2022
No need to marry jor.

We need population control. At least it will benefit us all.
Family › Re: How Can I Get Off This Bondage? Please Help by ibechris(m): 11:23am On Feb 05, 2022
The first thing to do is to prepare to leave your environment. Even if anyone prays for u and things kind of change for you,the environmental effect would still remain.

As a graduate,u need to always be on the move,although some would say, i really do not know anyone in Abuja or Lagos and even Port Harcourt. The thing is,as a graduate u need to go through life strong and ambitious. Why then did u find it easy to get enrolled for national service and yet u came out strong and better as a person.
Life is not always rosy that I can say with every assurance.

I remembered,when I ask my younger brother to change his environment,his reply was that,there is no place like Lagos in Nigeria and I then told him first, prepare to visit me at least and see for yourself.

When he came down,he refused to go back to Lagos and today,he got a job and married and has started his own family today. His snag was glorifying an environment that is choked and has inconvenienced many destinies.
Pls,now that u have rediscovered yourself and now on the path to full recovery,pls listen to your inner self and do not forget to remake your future. It is not late but take that bold step and see how things would turn around.

Good luck to u.
Crime › Re: Bandits Collect 6 Crates Of Lager Beer, Others As Ransom by ibechris(m): 9:41pm On Feb 04, 2022
At least this one was saved with Beer.

Had the useless Hibah police finished destroying all the crates of beer...may be this one would have been a dead man.

Just imagine how they must have dealt with him.
Family › Re: As A 38 Year Old Broke Fine Man, Who Should U Marry by ibechris(m): 8:03pm On Feb 04, 2022
38 years old and is looking for a woman that will enslave him.

It is only in marriage u will know that fine and beautiful couple no dey put food for table.

Na hard work dey maintain the beauty in marriage.

I can only pity him in advance,because what he is about getting himself into could make him regret the day he was born.

Any choice he makes is choice but be careful and good luck.
Politics › Re: FG Creates Nigeria Data Protection Bureau (NDPB), Appoints CEO by ibechris(m): 5:07pm On Feb 04, 2022
Expect malam in all the departments of this office. With those who read Islamic education in Sudan and Sokoto.

No be Naija we all day.
Family › Re: Finally!! I Moved Out Of My Parents House!! by ibechris(m): 4:24pm On Feb 04, 2022
Avoid bad friends.

Avoid women and grow your finance.

If u must date,date a sensible woman that u both can add value to yourselves.

And finally,cultivate the habit of eschewing troubles.


Good luck to u.
Crime › Re: Ogun State In The News For Another Ritual Killing by ibechris(m): 4:06pm On Feb 04, 2022
I am not surprised at all.

In the south west of Nigeria,most political office holder and govt appointees including their governors are all ritualistic.

Non of them has ever condemned such act since it became wide spread. But one day,it shall surely get to them one after the other.

We can also remember a polician who was caught with a human head in the same Ogun state sometime ago,he is an APC state rep in the same Ogun state.

Now that one of them has declared for the presidency,the killing for ritual purpose would surpass any other time in history.

But everyone should be careful around that lagos and Ogun states. If u are travelling to ilaro and any other parts of Ogun state,pls go to the park,do not enter along.

I don't live in Lagos any more but most kidnapped killings took place along these axis of Lagos especially Oshodi under bridge then.
Family › Re: My Husband Left Us by ibechris(m): 12:33pm On Feb 04, 2022
Madam u see this fight is worth every stress.

Every married woman should fight for what belongs to them. Because this kind of woman is ready to tear your home apart and can do any thing possible to destroy good families out there.

As far as u are not ready to fight the lady,it is very good u fight to get your husband back,because as it is,your husband is about crossing to the other side. And do not also forget,that some of these ladies usually charmed married men and after which u see such men behaving like mumu and spending their life savings on such a LovePeddler.

Continue the fight after all,if anything happens to him tomorrow,people will not speak well of u. Now is the time to get your husband and his senses to order.

Good luck to u.
Crime › Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by ibechris(m): 7:36pm On Feb 02, 2022
Google how not be caught or how not be tracked...
Politics › Re: Pelumi Olajengbesi: Ambode Should Learn From Obaseki, Godfathers Can Be Unseated by ibechris(m): 7:25pm On Feb 02, 2022
Bashir75:
IT’S IN THE YORUBA DNA SINCE AWOLOWO DAYS NOT TO GO THE SAME PATH WITH IGBO. IF YIBOOS GO LEFT, WE GO RIGHT. IF THE BIAFRANS GO DOWN, WE GO UP.

WHATEVER THE IGBO/BIAFRANS SUPPORT, WE GO AGAINST BECAUSE THEY’RE TREACHEROUS AND NEVER IN OUR INTEREST TO FOLLOW THEM SINCE INDEPENDENCE. WE WILL ALWAYS VOTE AGAINST THEIR CANDIDATES BECAUSE THEY’RE OUR SWORN ENEMY WHO HATE OUR PROGRESS AND SUCCESS.
Then u don't even know your history shame on u.
Akintola vs Awolowo and same greedy Awolowo with another greedy Fellow in the person of Abiola. These men were so greedy and hunger for power made them fight themselves and yet non of them got the power.

Your tribal people are more treacherous and cunny and similar fates await your Tinubu and Osinbajo in this coming election.

They will fight themselves and yet,they will lose. Yorubas have not disappointed in repeating history.
Family › Re: In Which Order Would U Like Your Children ?? (picture) by ibechris(m): 1:50pm On Feb 02, 2022
Animegirl:
If I'm to stay in Nigeria, one child is enough. Let me train her well, then relocate her to abroad, where I know her future is more secure.

But if I eventually leave this country, two female kids is enough.

Baby girls rock!!!!! Boys don't usually have sense even after they clock 30.
Wicked girl embarassed lipsrsealed undecided undecided undecided
Family › Re: .... by ibechris(m): 12:26pm On Feb 02, 2022
Peer pressure don make una no get sense at all.

Just because they bought iPhone 11 u just concluded that they are big boys.

Your mumu don do.

Keep low and learn a trade and be obedient.
Look less on some of your friends.

Then,u will succeed.
Family › Re: Which Expenses Should The “Upkeep” Money/Allowance Cater For? by ibechris(m): 12:14pm On Feb 02, 2022
This is the reason why many young and smart naira landers hate Nigerian women.

What then is marriage if u can't contribute to the home where u swore to be with your husband in good times and in sickness.

Truly, many men are suffering and smiling. After using your entire salary to salvage a home without wife's cooperation,is sickening. This is typical example of monkey dey work and baboon dey chop"

Just to buttress further,u married a wicked woman that only sees u "as work and die man"

My Advice is:
The entire income of your household should be restructured such that she has to make her contributions and compulsory at that. As a family,u need to save some cash for the future and for the future of your kids else,if another kind of Buhari should become president,many families would be in chaos.
Report this matter to your in laws and those who care to hear u and let this nonsense be stopped. The earlier u do this the better.
Romance › Re: He Met His Girlfriend In His Friend's Room by ibechris(m): 10:15am On Feb 02, 2022
Good for him....u think the babe no know say your brother get reserve babe.

Why is he crying.
Romance › Re: I Need Advise Guys, Kind Of Confused About The Kind Of Person I Am. by ibechris(m): 8:21am On Feb 02, 2022
Go learn work as school no gree u go.
Family › Re: My Sister Got Pregnant At 21 And My Dad Is Not Taking It Lightly by ibechris(m): 8:17am On Feb 02, 2022
No one should blame your father as even u couldn't tolerate such a family,how well should your father tolerate her.
Don't u know that pregnancy out of wedlock is simply a shame to any good family in Nigeria. It takes away fatherly respect and dignity such that creating a permanent dent to the image of the supposed family.

However,your sister indeed messed up big time. She got herself impregnated by a liability especially now that baby things are so so expensive and killing.

Let your uncle take her to the family whose son is responsible for the pregnancy so as to know their position on the matter.if not,they may choose to claim otherwise,hence the beginning of her problem.

U guys should hear them out first before concluding on what to do.
Family › Re: Help! My Crush Is A Ritualist And His Family Are Aware by ibechris(m): 7:56am On Feb 02, 2022
Beebah2000:
When u start to dey make money, them go talk say u be ritualist or Yahoo boy.
Politicians dey steal money everyday, them no talk anything.
Nigerian people dey very funny grin grin
Baseless comment.
Family › Re: I'm So Confused On What To Do. I Need Help. by ibechris(m): 7:50am On Feb 02, 2022
Belial06:
First of all, the most important thing to consider in this before making any decision. To be able to advise you I need to understand whether or if . Okay tell me this....
Are you beautiful or ugly ?
grin angry angry angry angry angry yeye boy.
Family › Re: What Business Can A Man In His 60s Do by ibechris(m): 7:25am On Feb 02, 2022
Set cement business for him...

And again it depends on his capital. If he has close to 5million naira he can as well mix it with white cement.

Location of this business also matters.

Good luck to him.
Food › Re: Okro Soup And Fufu To Calm Your Nerves. by ibechris(m): 10:36pm On Feb 01, 2022
Okra soup I guessed u meant?
Family › Re: Whose Church Should The Wedding Be Held? by ibechris(m): 8:49pm On Feb 01, 2022
Bokoharam:
A TABOO IN IGBOLAND. SO IF U R A YORUBA GIRL MARRYING AN IGBO MAN, GET READY FOR FAMILY FITE. IN FACT, THE MAN'S FAMILY IN EXTREME CASE WON'T COME 4 D WEDDING.
I am igbo.
I doubt if u know what u are saying.
I married my wife in her church whi ch is how it should be. Na greedy men dey fight to wed the women in their own church.
Family › Re: Pouring Out My Mind Before I Go Insane by ibechris(m): 8:43pm On Feb 01, 2022
This woman can't change.

If u like forgive her entire village she can't change. Time will tell and u will say I told u.

I once had such a girl friend who jumped from one man to another and almost pinned a pregnancy on me may because I was calm and cool.

In fact,till today,she is married and jumping from one to another.
If u are expecting her to change,then u need to follow her to everywhere she goes which is impossible.

If na me,I am done with such marriage whether pregnant or not.

Lastly,be careful not to be poisoned or get killed. Many men have died as a result of such lifestyles.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sustained Gunfire Amid Reports Of Military Coup In Guinea Bissau by ibechris(m): 6:09pm On Feb 01, 2022
African leaders are criminals especially west African leaders.

Mali coup
Guinnea coup last
Guinnea Bissau
And Burkina Faso.

All in West Africa.

Expect more to come.
Even Nigeria would soon pull a surprise with the way this election is going to go.
Family › Re: My Mother Is At War With Me Help!! by ibechris(m):
You are just a good guy who can bring the family together....u see this your cousin will never forget u especially at this trying times.

Your mum who is supposed bring everyone of u together is now the person who is creating more problems.

Go and report the matter to the station and try be fast about it else they might report u guys which may amount to serious issue.

Continue to be good to your cousin as this life isn't predictable.
Family › Re: Is This Normal For Traditional Wedding List? by ibechris(m): 3:07pm On Feb 01, 2022
If I were u,I will call my would be wife and tell her that after this marriage ceremony,that u don't want to see her family near your house let alone come closer.

Then wait and watch her talk to them to behave.
Phones › Re: See The Prediction About Hand Phones In 1963 People Didn't Believe Then by ibechris(m): 2:37pm On Feb 01, 2022
Let me predict mine also.

Time shall come,oil will become a worthless commodity and that time Nigerian economy would be so bastardised that the poor would search for the rich day and night just to vent their anger.

In fact,the rich would be no where to be found any where called politics.

After,that Nigeria would become like Ghana ��.
Family › Re: My Brother's Wife Wouldn't Let Their Children Go To School Because Of This by ibechris(m): 1:33pm On Feb 01, 2022
1. She wouldn't take a job.
2. Her husband isn't financially capable.
3. And from the look of things the children would not go to school until they relocate.

U can't help your husband to grow then your a typical example of "household enemy". This is why it's good to marry someone that has a job or a business woman.

This one just used marriage to dump her destiny in a man's house.

I respect women alot but this one no be am honestly.

I pity your brother seriously.
Family › Re: My In-laws Driving Me Nuts by ibechris(m): 11:04am On Feb 01, 2022
People may u see u as a bad wife but your husband is the cause of this problem.

Every newly married and even old time married couple deserve their privacy. No matter how one sees it. Your in laws should have known this before hand.

This is a clear case of asunder and i see no reason why such a person should continue to stay when her brother is not around.

Talk to your husband that he needs to iron this matter squarely and let everyone be. Since it wasn't job that took her down to your house, what is she their for if not to cause problem.

Terrible
in laws!
Crime › Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by ibechris(m): 10:54am On Feb 01, 2022
E be like say u don dey wear prison uniform for dream.

See u,see prison.

Just be careful before u land for kirikiri.

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