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raumdeuter:
This was a goal scored, Chelsea didn't score any goal that Ovbredo disallowed. Man utd scored a legit goal of that had stood in the first half, chances are that Porto would be routed. Or at worst go to extra time with the old Trafford crowd behind the team.

So if you claim Ovbredo made Guardiola, then that ref and linesman is even bigger in making Mourinho

Only that man utd fans are not used to whining like Chelsea fans who are thugs and have sent death threats to multiple referees

Whether that goal counted or not, Porto only needed 1 goal to stay in the tie so the pattern of the game would not have changed!

Ovebro made Pep. 4 clear penalty claims plus a red were turned down that day. Barca only had one shot on target. Only a biased mind would compare Ovebros blatant and repeated disgrace to a one-off incident. Ovebro himself has admitted he fücked up.

Cooly100:
I wish this is not another white elephant project.

This will be really nice as it will help with the stress of moving containers from Lagos to Nnewi, Onitsha and Aba, considering the bad roads and Customs and Police check points.

Uyo to Aba is just few kilometers.

It is a white elephant project. Ships do not pass Niger Delta due to Insurance premiums doubling from pirates. Friend of mine who works in maritime comms in UK said they get more distress calls from Nigeria than Somalia. Infact most of their calls are from Nigeria.

We already have Port Harcourt and Calabar which are hardly used. Any eediot knows the priority should be tackling piracy, not planning a new port. Not sure if our useless Navy have the capacity or skills.

raumdeuter:
While crediting a ref who failed to give penalties, lets not forget to give credit to that referee and linesman who actually disallowed a legit Paul Scholes goal vs Porto and made Mourinho the guy he is today

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Nonsense! Even if we add this goal, the match would have gone to extra time!

Not to be compared with Ovebro who clearly cheated multiple times and gave Pep the completely undeserved win

Although Rijkaards utter mismanagement of a set of absolutely World-Class players allowed Pep to play the saviour role, let's not forget to give credit to the Norwegian guy that made Pep who he is today.


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raumdeuter:
Typically Ibime as a footballer, if you are in the teammates position and Krychowiak suddenly turns into you swinging his leg what will you do?

Probably jump to marvel at such foolishness. That was why the teammate raised his hand amazed at such extreme foolishness

If I'm his teammate, I will put my back into Will Hughes of Watford to lever him off so Kyrcho can carry on his way. You were right about Kyrcho not spotting his teammates' position but the teammate coulda reacted better.

raumdeuter:
This is the longer clip

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Krychowiak collected the ball no pressure, but he was unaware of the teammate next to him so he turned into his teammate and swung his leg as if to hit. The teammate wondering why he was that clueless jumped and the confusion led to the goal

It was the wack guy lack of awareness that made him turn into a teammate in the first place

Watch when he collected the ball, if he was aware of his teammates position as being so close to him, why will he turn into him and swing his leg to hit

Hahahahaha. You are right. He deliberately touched that ball into that space with the intention of switching to the wings even before he received that ball. But he didn't see teammate standing in that space before he made that decision. His teammate still carries some blame though. His teammate feinted to kick the ball which is what made Kyrcho to pull out from his original plan to pass to the left-back.

raumdeuter:
Krychowack lacks spatial awareness. His teammate was just beside him. Obviously the wack guy didnt realise it and took the ball towards his teammate who tried to jump over to allow the wacko do his thing but Krychowack lost the ball and the rest is history

If you give us the preceding 2 seconds, we can judge definitively.

If you ask me just from that clip, his teammate is making an unnatural movement forward instead of taking a couple of steps back to create the angle which a normal midfielder will do to make himself available for the ball. It looks like Kyrchowiak has already ruled him out as a passing option due to his stüpid positioning and is attempting to go across to play in the left-back, when he is impeded by the same stüpid run from his midfield partner. That's my view from the available clip but the preceding 2 seconds may give us better information.

raumdeuter:
Can anyone identify the number 20 in West brom who lost the ball for the goal today
airmark, lordfalcao lalaboi nihilist
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LMAO.

But why is his own teammate going to tackle him while he is on the ball? These WestBrom guys are their own worst enemies.

chic2pimp:
Ibime apparently they were no Ivorian Flags in the crowd in Birms so Ahoure had to make do with an Irish flag flipped upside down

Nah I missed that part. Interesting to note she trains with, and is mentored by Carmelita Jeter. Do you think she is a science student?

Viqta done finish us oh

Chic2pimp you see Murielle Ahoure perfect Yankee accent? Uni of Miami alumni ni

Morata hitting the weights to prove to Airmark he is not a ladyboy

See as Aubameyang just dey dash Rico points. Thunder fire that baaskard.

Aguero should just pull hamstring here abeg, the way Wenger open midfield like toto could be bad for us non-Aguero holders

I wish I had an app that can wish my compatriots Happy New nano-second.

Sleekdot, see your German league keepers disgracing Der Naziland.

Either this one is belle-face or high on Tramadol. He claims he thought penalty spot was the ball. Is he a science student?

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Meanwhile this one was busy drinking palmwine at the back of his goal while play was going on.

Pastors Skimpledawg and Elrony, do you think this guy will be ready when the trumpet sounds?

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chic2pimp:
I'd He'll be right.....Man Up You wussies. Been cycling in all this week. Funny watching people with Poor Bike Handling skills falling all over the place.

Leave that thing abeg. Unless you brought out mountain bike, you sef go fall. Be safe my nigga.

sleekdot:
Though I didn't think of the distinction between the type of passes

I was going with this order Scholes, KDB Fabregas, Ozil Giggs.Alonso........ 20 more people before Beckham

The distinction is necessary as there are many midfielders that can throw passes for goals but can't control midfield eg Ozil and Fabregas while some midfield possession keepers eg Fernandinho, Mikel, Mikel Arteta, Denilson and Alex Song can't throw passes for goals.

Giggs and Beckham should fall under crosses and cutbacks as they are wingers.

sleekdot:
ibime nihilist nateevs afrodoc2 chic2pimp

A watched a debate Owen and Hargreaves were having on the best passer the English league has seen

Between KDB Scholes, Beckham Giggs, I will add Fabregas include anyone we havent captured.

Who do you think is the best passer of the last 25yrs in the league

Passing to create goals or passing to control midfield?

Passing to control midfield is Alonso followed by Scholes.

Passing to create goals is KDB followed by Fabregas.

airmark:
I don't even know who conte should start upfront against barca.

He should play the same team as the 1st leg minus Fabregas. Giroud is too slow for the pressing needed, and Morata keeps falling under annointing. He can bring in Morata around 60 mins.

airmark:
Some doctors, thunder will fire their ears through testoscope.

You mean stethoscope? Just saying. . .

This one Dayo is coming with his sleekdot moniker, he is coming for blood oh! He is even expecting a ban already so he came with his 2nd moniker. Ogun strike anyone who stands in his way, him eye done red and he is out for maximum retribution.

Make I just grab my popcorn. . .

Dayo is back with a vengeance!

larride:
hmm sorry Uncle Ibime, I'm not very good with Maths but since you are an accountant, you can help me here.

Chelsea was formed in 1905, that means Chelsea is 112+ old.

So 112/2 = 56

Now the problem is that I can only find 6 league titles sir, it seems my calculator is faulty or something is wrong, what happened to the remaining 50 league titles sir? Or is it connected with the 50 years without a league title period? Explanation is needed sir.

Thanks so much in anticipation.

Since you are 112 years old, you can go and celebrate victory from 100 years ago.

As for me and my house, we will continue to celebrate every 2 years.

larride:
Good morning uncle Ibime, you woke up very late today, is everything alright sir? Did you sleep well?

I'm OK Sir, I have long coded that it is Chelseas destiny to finish 1st, 10th, 1st, 5th etc. At least every 2 years I will celebrate unlike those whose abode remains permanently in 6th.

airmark:
Nothing do me. I saw it coming since we refused to sign quality players.

Hehn! Come and see oh! I thought this moniker was banned for 10 years. Where is Ramuzaki?

Willian 12 goals and 7 assists this season despite being a rotation player.

Jermaine Jenas shocked he is a rotation player cos "he would walk into any team in the Prem".

Which kain ninny centreback be this Mustafi sef.

BushWickBill:
Damn bro

You're going ham on this guy

The guy think he can abuse people for 9 months on a matter he eventually got wrong, apologise and move on and ask me not to mention him on the matter. . . .yet he keeps mentioning me anytime he think Matic is to blame for something.

I would have let the guy rest if he does not keep mentioning me on Matic matter. I am a Chelsea fan. I'm only interested in Bakayokos performance not Matic. He should go ask Manure fans about Matic. I have enough problem on my plate with Bakayoko and Fabregas.

Chelseafan1:
All these ones na story for the gods.....just shut up already and carry your sorry self away.

Matic was dead for us last season, don't dwell on it.

Matic was dead yet finished on 93 points. Yet help Manure improve from 6th position.

If Matic is dead, what are Fabregas and Donkeyoko that you abused us about?

Matic was not dead, you were foolish and did not understand what you were watching cos you are a stüpid dunce.

Chelseafan1:
You were being unreasonable with the Bakayoko drama, unlike you who made us believe Matic is the second coming of christ, I already agreed a long time ago that Yoko is shiit but you were still foolishly mentioning me upandan like a bastard.

Matic was useless when I mentioned your silly sef always hyping him, if we had won, Matic wouldn't have been spared.

You are a very foolish animal. You deserve to be hanged.

Will you shut up fool. Just because I argued with you cünt who don't know football and thought Fabregas and Baka would do better than Matic, only a fool like you will interpret it as Matic being 2nd coming of Christ. Where were you in summer when I said I am happy with selling Matic so long as Tolisso or the likes of Paredes replace him.

Just because the process of educating you cünt on what skillset is required to play midfield made me to educate you on how much better Matic is than Mikel, Ramires, Fibreglass and Donkeyoko does not mean you should interpret as a dunce would. I was 100% right on all my arguments over the last 5 years on that position while stüpid cünt like you call for Fibreglass and Donkeyoko then apologise later.

Chelseafan1:
God will punish Fabregas.

Chelseafan1:
I already agreed a long time ago that Yoko is shiit

Chelseafan1:
Lol, Coward!!!

You are the biggest fool and the joke is actually on you.

Why didn't you quote me when I posted it then

These are Man utd fans comments about this same Matic,..

Sharrap dia Nama! You were using F-word upandan when I mentioned you with Bakayoko. Yet you cannot let me watch my team in peace without mentioning Matic just because Chelsea scored goal that had nothing to do with him.

Please tell me how Bakayoko has been playing, fool. If you want to discuss Matic, go and ask Manure fans

CapitalCee:
- Aside one sloppy pass, Matic has been our best player so far, he is single handedly taking on the entire Chelsea midfield.

larride:
Matic has been our best player today tho,

elampiro:
Matic is our best player in the match.

Odunharry:
For me after Lukaku, I give it to Matic.. That guy is a work horse and he is virtually everywhere.

0gbeniLeyqute:
Matic was the bus stop for Willian today. He was the SARS operative who kept checkmating Willie the yahoo boy.

slimghost:
Lukaku and Matic were also very impressive.