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If Mario Pasalic sign new contract, we would be less desperate for new midfielder

BlueAngel444:
Hey dude, don't be an egocentric male, I know ladies that will ball half your scrotum off, u won't even have the stamina to last 5mins running 1 post to the other

I know say you be female, that's why you think strength is not important in a footballer, especially a striker. Ability to balance yourself under physical pressure is perhaps the most important quality in a striker.

BlueAngel444:
Isn't this the very style of lukaku's game u guys mock him for.. what's that word? Jam body?

Protecting the ball with your body is not jambody. It's basic football. You done play ball before?

diggz:
Based on the amount,i think the deal is good. Though...it will leave us very thin in the middle and I am yet to see any movement towards us for now which will make getting rid of matic to look like a good deal even for that amount.

Ake woulda sorted that problem

hensben:
Football physicality is not just about gaining muscle, but the mental strength to fight for the ball, which I see Morata lacks.

You are right. It's simple. Morata does not enter into his defenders with force which is why he loses duels.

Force = mass X acceleration

He already has the mass at 82kg - for example, Benteke weighs 83kg, Belotti 81kg.

What he doesn't do is accelerate into defenders to protect his ball.

As a striker, if the ball is coming to you, you must put your body and nyash in forcefully and with speed to ride the impact of the incoming hit. Morata just wilts like a püssy.

So this is mostly an attitude problem of not wanting to fight and challenge for ball physically.

I really can't stand that in a striker. And Nateevs, no Morata did not succeed in Italy. Scoring less than double figures for a starting striker is not success!

Let's just hope the fire will ignite in Morata. All it takes is a switch in his brain to start applying himself physically. Right now, I'm not sure if he is a striker or a gentleman. If he doesn't toughen up quick, he will find himself on the bench reading GQ magazine since that is what he prefers.

Central midfield and Leftback still need one more body each, then I would say the team is complete.

I would have backed Kenedy as the 2nd body for leftback, but that eediot showed he has the brain of an amoeba, and should be sent to My People FC ASAP SO TB Joshua can work on his brain.

So Morata was softer than powderpuff?

Nothing I hate more than 6ft 2inch striker who is softer than woman's tïtties.

Griffon:
The good folks at The Telegraph are reporting that Conte has spoken to Bayern manager Carlo Ancelotti about the prospect on landing Renato Sanchez on loan this summer.

Good addition I say. Speak of squad depth.

No point loaning a player to put him on the bench. Not sure where he fits in 3-4-3

Nihilist:
My brother, you only have something to lose if you sell those dodgy kodi boxes, not if you already have one...

Streaming on Kodi is now illegal as of May 2017. While they will probably not hand you a custodial sentence, I would rather tread with caution as per say accountants (and lawyers or doctors) could be barred for any slight misdemeanor. Most Kodi streams use http not Https, I no want hear say PoPo knock my door to use me for example abeg. "Everybody does it" no be excuse under law if they decide to go after a small sample of users to make a statement.

Nihilist, Nateevs, una know where dey show Chelsea Vs InterMilan on terrestrial TV? I dey try stay away from Kodi, this one wey authorities dey crack down heavy recently.

bigkesh:
The club is responsible for not playing Chalobah, We wasted years trying to improve Mikel Ffs

We wasted a player like Chalobah for Mikel,Not Busquet,not Khedira....We talking John Obi Mikel

The same Chelsea youth players have flogged all their mates from other clubs all over UEFA Youth Champions League and Under-21s and Youth FA Cup for the last 5 years, including these players they are chasing for £50m. They rather gave opportunities to the likes of Mikel, now they are telling us stories.

raumdeuter:
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This Cahill new style of defending is top notch, Na to blow ball breeze

BlueAngel444:
Good day nateevs, am of the opinion that Rudiger isnt better than Andreas Christensen... dey re kinda on par with each other

Are you our very own Bluediva?

Jamaica beat Mexico 1-0 to reach Gold Cup final. Go Reggae Boys!

Wetin dey worry this boy Kenedy? I heard he had bad attitude but I didn't know he was actually autistic. Now he done go diss Chinese people on Instagram.

The eediot actually posted "fück China", then posted another picture of Chinese security guard sleeping and wrote "Wake up China eediot"

When you are not a first-teamer and the club is having to apologise to Chinese people on your behalf, surely your Chelsea career will be over soon. He want phuck up our Chinese money.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2017/07/chelsea-football-club-apology-to-chinese-people-for-players-offe.html

Benjamin Mendy for £52m?

Pep starting back four alone could cost almost £200m!

Vanquay:
You are a wise man unlike one fat fool that any time he gets Flogged mercilessly he rushes to do a Photoshoot of his daughter for some sympathy likes.

I'm glad my daughter fine like her daddy. On the other hand, any woman that attempts to allow you pass your nasal features to the next generation should be given VIP pass to the abortion clinic.

I hope an ape like yourself will not have any daughters, otherwise you would be the one to pay bride price to the groom when the time comes

You are the reason HR professionals advise people never to put their face on CV. Hunchbacks wouldn't swap shoulders for your nose.

Even if you mind your own business, you would still be a nosy neighbour.

If you sneeze down the phone, the person on the other line will catch ear infection.

There is enough cartilage in this nose for doctors to harvest and use as transplant for knee injuries. I have knee injury myself. Can you lend me some nose?

Don't let Pep catch you. He will use you to treat Gundogan.

I don't believe in reincarnation, but you must have been an anteater in your past life. Only you can smell what the rock is cooking.

I'm not usually one for reminiscing, but everytime I see your pictures, I get feelings of nostalgia.

See your big nose and tongue like monitor lizard. Can you lick your nose with your tongue?

airmark:
Whats wrong with batshuayi? Does he want to put more pressure on morata now?

Batman is a good player. We no need Morata sef. Batman and Abraham is enough

Alonso done send Ox to market.

Batman!

Tval:
He's getting shipped out again on loan.
Is Musonda jr injured? I can't see his name anywhere in the match squad.

Yep, he's injured but travelled with the squad so prolly a minor injury

pamcode:
This Boga dude still seems raw

Funny enough he is exactly the same player as Adama Traore that some people would want to pay £20m for

Lacazette no get strength for no9 abeg

Batman game too sweet. I don't care what anyone says about this boy. He can play.

Baaaaaaaaatmaaaaaan

Willy Willy

chic2pimp:
Rather Unfortunately it clashes with my favourite past time The Tour De France.

Haba. You dey watch cycling? Cycling is one of the sports I participate but can't be asked to watch, just like I love playing table tennis but can't be bothered to watch it.

nateevs:
Meanwhile. I have been watching a lot of Bakayoko videos lately and I must say that I see this guy in a different light. Under Conte, there could be something brewing.

Everybody see their pikin in different light. Even if you know you're pikin is autistic, you will start seeing "other qualities" in them.

For all UK heads, Chelsea match is on ITV at 12.30pm tomorrow

sinizia:
And here I was thinking you've dumped rap battles since you left Rap Battles Section.

I didn't even get the punchline in the embolden when I watched that battle, I just understood it now you've written it out. It just clicked now. Wow. Chess' first round was too hot, probably the best round I've seen him spit. If he had come this prepared against Ave, it wouldn't have been easy for Ave.

Who do you think won the battle? I had Roc at 2-1 but that's coz I didn't get many of Chess' second round (I no be Yankee guy). Majority thought Chess won, though.

I had first round Chess
2nd round Roc
Third round, Draw

Chess woulda taken the third round if not for a nonsense scheme that didn't land.

Overall I would edge it to Chess for the first round performance.

sinizia:
Ibime, have you watched this battle, Chess Vs. Tay Roc?

Yessir. Chess first round was fire. They ain't seen Roc put an arm on Chess since the people's elbow

Griffon:
Well, different strokes for different folks anyway.

I prefer those electric pace and wily trickery to crosses. Let's just say I love to be quite creative with my approach other than direct and Moses gives me that.

I believe it's good to play one dribbler and one team player at in the WB positions.

We actually have one of each. On the left side, Kenedy can be the dribbler.

So any game Azpi starts on the right, Kenedy can be drafted on the left, so you have both styles of attack for the opposition to worry about.

Griffon:
Baba I still prefer Moses surging runs to Dave's crosses. The former approach has a more devastating effect.

But then, we don't have much games played to draw up a comparison between the two.

We only have a few minutes here and there where Dave finished the game as RWB and trust me, the difference to Moses was clear. Cross after cross was hitting the strikers. You don't need to be a dribbler to play that position. You need to be sharp on the 1-2s with your teammates and Azpi has that and showed that in those minutes. Alonso showed on the other side that a player who does the 1-2s is far more effective than the dribbler.