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Kai! I for captain Rooney instead of Lampard o!

See as Ashley Young just dey collect easy assists by simply tapping freekicks for Rooney.

@ Debo,

Shaaaaarrrrraaaaap dia! No be you and Slimshady talk say Djorou and Kos na good defenders on numerous occassions last season? Let's not even talk about your comments on Squillaci.

Mumu Wenger don come again, taking off his only DM for Ox.

And Rooney scores. . .

Jenkinson needs to be sent back to school. How can Wenger put the boy in as Sagnas only deputy?

And Rooney scores. . .

Hahahaha. Djorou and Koscielny the clowns strike again

^^Citeh is not the same beast you played 3 weeks ago. Incase you missed the memo, Aguero and Nasri have joined since then, transforming Citeh from a staid and cagey team to a team that combines flair with absolute solidity. SAF better tighten up his midfield cos Citeh have no holes in em unlike Utd.

@ Nateevs,

I want solidity in midfield and flair from the wings. Toure and Barry have completely shyte on Modric and Krancjar today. I am looking for one winger to link with Mata cutting in from the right-side, one good passer in midfield bu physically sold (eg De Rossi, not Modric) and one solid DM. Although I would take Modric, or anybody that can pass better than Ramires.

^^^Thats why Wolfgang Kaiser is one of the favourites for the Ipukulu Marines job.

I also had Dzeko at the start of the season but I was bamboozled by Aguero. Kai!

Ma defenders have cost me 16 points in late and unnecessary goals conceded.

^^The way Citeh is playing right now, our DM is too porous to compete. I see no weakness in Citeh. They've got the flair upront and solidity of Toure and De Jong in the middle. Kai, we need to fix up and look sharp. Mikel and Ramires will not win it for us.

The £28m being reported for VDW is rubbish.

Bosingwas problem is always when he's forced to defend. It would be interesting to see how AVB would use him going forth.
I still need one more winger, one DM and one CM before the transfer window shuts. AVB, please bring Lass Diarra back to the Bridge!

Without Ramires, we would probably have been comfortable by half-time. I always give foreign players one year to settle and get their confidence up eg Lucas, Robert Pires etc who all struggled in their debut seasons. I thought the dude's problem was lack of confidence but now I can see its simply lack of technique.

What did Ramires show? That dude needs to be shipped off.

Lukaku, Mata and Sturridge are the future. We need any maga to buy that dud Torres please. DD can be kept in a ceremonial role, supplementing Lukaku off the bench, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, how can we get rid of Torres? I was adamant when we bought that dude it is a big mistake. I even said that signing Torres means no more space for Lukaku. Honestly, that guy is just holding our team back. Is AVB strong enough to bench him regardless of all politics? Lukaku and Mata showed threats in just 20 mins that Torres hasn't showed in 20 games!

Hilario and Carragher cost me 8 points today.

Not complaining though cos I've got Fat Frank as capitan.

If only Ivanovic had scored that easy header Lampard put on his head, I woulda copped a basjetful of points from Fat Frank

See as Carragher just Bleep up ma clean sheet for Enrique. Eedioooottt!!!

Park Choo Young was one of those highly rated youngsters who seems to be in the wrong position. Highly technical with decent movement, he seemed to struggle in the striker position due to lack of size. I felt he would be better served playing as a wing-forward. I didn't follow Ligue 1 last season but I understand he copped a few goals. No dount he is a quality player, I don't know where Wenger plans to play him, perhaps either side of RVP cos I don't know if he is built to play no9 in the Prem, although perhaps he progressed in that position last season, but unfortunately I didn't see him play last season.

Klose is a Germany legend not a Bayern legend.

Don't mix the two up. Even Luca Toni shyt on Klose in his brief period.

Why Toba dey hate on Gomez na?

Omo ti hammmerrrrrr!!!!!

Captain Amangala's odds of taking the Ipukulu job full-time have shortened!

Mata cops first goal already. . . . the ninja doesnt miss one on ones!

Within 5 minutes, Anelka has done what the soporific partnership of Torres and DD could not do.

AVB better never try that nonsense again.

You see this guy AVB? Now dem done score. This guy still dey try nonsense wey Ancelotti tried and failed. He better pull his finger out his arse. This game needs not only Mata, but Anelka also.

Why is AVB still going back to DD/Torres partnership experiment? Its not working jor. We're playing rubbish. Bring Anelka and Mata on for Malouda and Torres/DD.

Everybody in PH knows about the N10bln paid by Omehia using Odili as proxy to help him win the Governorship case against Amaechi. Odili then stabbed Omehia in the back and gave the 10 judges N10bln on behalf of Amaechi, which is why Amaechi (who never contested the gubernatorial election) was awarded the Governorship.

To a man, every single judge in Nigeria's supreme court is extremely corrupt and its time to clean out the Augean stables.

Beaf:
Its time to sweep the ugly stable clean. Sack all rotten eggs.

You and I know Jonathan would rather cut his bollz off than do any such thing.

[size=14pt]Breaking News: Hans Westerhoff sacked[/size]


The football world is shock today with the announcement that amiable Dutchgerian coach Johans Westerhoff has been sacked by Ipukulu Marines. Trigger-happy Ipukulu chairman Tom Polo today handed Westerhoff his P45 after an emergency board meeting this afternoon. Polo is unhappy with the start to the new season and has decided to act early and decisively. Reactions to Westerhoff’s dismissal have been scathing with Guillem Ballegue of Marca describing the decision as “scandalous and unethical”


Thoughts now turn to who will replace Westerhoff with TBOGGIE touted as favourite. The double winning manager from last season is coveted by chairman Tom Polo who is determined to break the bank to get his man. Former Super Eagles coach Otto Gloria is also in the running for the position, however it is thought that the Ipukulu board may prefer a local manager. Assistant Manager Captain Amangala takes control of the team for this weekend’s clash with Feasy 11 and is at long odds for the position.

Below are the betting odds on the next Ipukulu manager with William Hill:


TBOOGIE – 3/2
Otto Gloria – 3/1
Raymond Domenech – 7/2
Juande Ramos – 11/3
Wolfgang Kaiser – 14/3
Maurice Coleman - 15/2
Captain Amangala – 20/1



Neil Custis
The Sun

Only a nincompoop like Starboard would call Thiago a flair player. I guess in 2004 he was watching footie on shaky black and white TV. Thiago is perhaps the most mechanical midfielder Chelsea have ever had, second only to Ramires.

GEJ is a crude opportunist. He did the same thing when the trains were launched. Nigersat project has been in motion since 2007. Why take credit as "response to natural disasters of last year"

Slobodan Rajkovic has signed for Hamburg. 4 year contract

Perreira would be coming as a midfielder. . . . but Porto want more money.

Well ma Grandma is a caterer by profession and her food is da best in the whole of Nigeria!

debosky:
Ibime posting his contradictory nonsense again:

If we accept his first pass is always backward (sic), then it is logical to presume that Alex (someone who trains daily with Ramires) would be aware of something he does 'every time'. In that case, Alex must be a numpty of the highest order if he wasn't 'expecting' what Ramires allegedly does 'all the time', and is hence solely at fault for the goal. Either that, or Ibime is just chatting bollocks as usual, and the action wasn't something that occurs 'every time'.

I'd place a wager that the latter is the case.

Negro STFU!

You no get better thing to do?

I don talk say I go slap you if I see you, but the way you dey misyarn even more, na blowdrop I go give you

nateevs:
SSN reporting we've bid for Alvaro Perreira. If I am right, we have just one more foreign slot in the team.
Unless Modric is coming in a swap deal, if this bid is true, it might be the end of the Modric chase.
Unless of course, we are about to offload someone.

I didnt know EPL had limit on foreigners.

Alvaro Perreira is a World Class Left-back, but he is not a World Class midfielder.

I dont think Mikel is a title-winning DM. The amount of times Shane Long ran him on Saturday was glaring. The dude is just too slow to fill in the gaps.

I also need ANYBODY to take the place of Ramires.

That dude is an utter liability. When you see the midfield building up attacks, you see Ramires hiding, not showing for the pass. His first pass is always backward. He kills ALL THE MOMENTUM in our attacks, and his passing is often inaccurate. He lacks the personality to take charge of the ball and look for teammates. You could see when Alex gave him the ball, he chose the easy option to give Alex the ball back (which Alex wasnt expecting) and which led to the first goal. He does that EVERY TIME. On one particular occassion, Ashley, Lamps and Malouda built an attack down the left-side. The next option was to pass infield to Ramires. Ramires just stood there like olodo, like someone who does not want to receive the ball on the edge of the box. When he received the ball, his touch took the ball backward, and he gave it to Mikel, instantly killing any momentum that we had built up in that attack. Im sorry, Ramires WILL NEVER BE a Chelsea midfielder. He used to play right-back in his younger years. I suggest he start retraining to be a right-back cos his midfield play is simply not of Chelsea standard.

@ Chrisical,

Its been about 4 years since Mata truly played wide. He likes to drift inside looking for goals or linking up behind the striker. I see him playing in Maloudas role, tucking in from the left or right and copping bucketfull of goals. However, I still need a strong winger on the other side who you can give the ball and he'll hold it for 30 seconds buying time for the midfield to push up. I'm talking a strong guy like Xherdan Shaqiri.

Kai! The way my boy Ashley Young display today just reminded me of missed opportunities.

BTW, I was very excited by Chelsea link to Stevan Jovetic. That dude is a beast! Although he missed last season with cruciate damage, I reckon a fit Jovetic would easily be one of the top 10 players in the Prem. That nukka is absolutely World Class.