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How many years DK done kala reach now? Time for him to settle down and stop chasing skirts all over Nairaland.

Thank God. No more petrol tankers parking on the roadside from Okrika to Eleme for days on end whilst waiting for PH refinery to deliver, polluting the environment and causing traffic and mayhem. Okrika mama puts and prostitutes market go spoil sha.

Inkoom to Chelsea? I'd be happy with that.

@ Debo,

Its simple. Arsenal had till January to give Nasri his 110k. When he saw Baba Ijebu pricing too much, his agent contacted Citeh on the sly.

Scott Danna @ £8m woulf be a good deal for Arsenal.

Gimme Dann over Jagielka anyday.

The ninja is 6ft 4in - Arsenals weakpoint - and is a dogged defender. His price is crashed cos Birmingham need cash immediately with Carso Yeung locked up.

My only grey area is whether Dann is quick enough for Arsenals high-line. Birmingham play such a deep line of defence, I have never seen Dann break into a sprint and couldn't tell you whether he has any pace or not.

debosky:
Stop talking out of your arse Ibime, you know no such thing.

Nasri knew that REGARDLESS of how much he was offered, he'd get more at Citeh - he and his agent knew this as far back as JANUARY which is why they broke off negotiations.

All this talk about accepting £110k is a ruse - we all know he didn't intend to re-sign. Nasri did the exact same thing at Marseilles so there is no difference this time around.

Why would he accept a deal at Arsenal when he knows he can always get more elsewhere?

He asked for £110k, all you had to do was offer it. If he had no intention of signing he woulda asked for £200k.

If you offered £110k, he would have no chips to play and woulda been branded a mercenary.

But instead of Baba Ijebu to offer £110k (which is less than the going rate for him), Baba Ijebu was busy asking him to talk his last price.

No be so una tell Ashley say una go offer am £60k (when his mates were already earning £80k-£90k), then turn around to offer him £55k at the last minute?

The ninja was so shocked, he nearly crashed his car! 

I dont care what the boys achieve in their personal careers through age cheating, my only grouse is that they have no future in the Super Eagles due to their age cheating. Youth football is nothing more than a stepping stone and is not supposed to be taken seriously.

manickal:
sir ibime and bros mykali,
make una use style send me the codes abeg. . .for old 'rap battles' times sakes. . .

Go diss Eldee for FFR thread, e go send you code.

ritchboy:
But if i remember correctly you NEVER had Baines in your team last year, meaning you are soooooooooo 1906?

Baines is on spot-kicks, free-kicks, corners, throw-ins, goal-kicks sef! People see him as an expensive defender, i see him as a cheap midfielder with clean-sheet potential! Everton usually start poorly but at least they have decent fixtures to begin with this year.

In fact I'm still flirting with the idea of keeping Baines on the bench in GW1 and watch his value potentially skyrocket from GW2.

Feel free to copy!

Everything you've highlighted here depends on the fitness of Arteta, at which point Arteta takes all penalty and corner duties.

Baines had a burst of form that made him the top defender - but only when Arteta was out injured from Jan/Feb till the end of April. Otherwise Baines woulda been a top 5 defender but no more.

debosky:
Aren’t you a Arrow? Nasri wasn’t ever going to sign - he was offered £110k and he still rejected it, so what noise are you making.

Only a m0ron would accept £110k when he can accept £180k- it’s a no brainer once Citeh is interested.

You see mumu?

For the last 12 months, the guy dey ask for £110k. Even as late as May 2011, he would have accepted £110k.

But no, Baba Ijebu and cheerleading gaynners said NO until the last minute by which time THE GUY EYE DONE SHINE!

Now you are here yarning "Nasri was offered and rejected".

E dey like man wey dey make yanga for smallie wey like am. . . . until the day smallie hook up with Brad Pitt. Na im the yeye man open dirty mouth to toast smallie, she say no. . .the man come talk say "she is out of my league!"

Mugu!




Magan wey no know price for market, na im business be that.

When I told Gaynners that Arsenal should hurry up and offer Nasri £110k a week, I was shouted down, scolded and told that Nasri isnt worth more than £80k per week.

Now Citeh are about to give Nasri £180k per week.

The rejected stone called Nasri has now become the cornerstone of the Etihad House. Who man has rejected, God will elevate. Losers and bitter people cannot stop the blessing of the annointed. Nasri carry go jor!

Growing fingernails is a definite no-no for men.

Men would be well advised to keep their fingernails trim by[b] biting [/b]nails everyday. Anything less than biting of fingernails is g@y, including use of nail cutters and scissors.  

So I implore all ninjas to put some hair on their chest by biting their fingernails at every single opportunity.

ritchboy:
There goes Baines. . . Have to reshuffle the whole friggin team again!

Baines is sooooooooo last year!

Now I know who will struggle this year.

Ninjas cant be bringing analogue management skills into digital age.

After the Birmingham race riots of 7 years ago which claimed a couple of black lives at the hands of Asians, I doubt any black man would dare go to an Asian neighbourhood in Birmingham to loot.

If you ask me what happened, I would tell you that these black guys were driving in an Asian neighbourhood, got spooked by vigilantes, decided to make a dash for it and crashed through the vigilantes to make a getaway.

I doubt anyone would be foolhardy enough to plow into a bunch of vigilantes cos if the vigilantes stop their car, na tyre dem go take roast them.

Of course I may be wrong but thats what my church mind is telling me.

We already solve disputes in the church internally. There needs be no organisation of a formal legal structure for Christians to settle disputes as Christians are too denominational. A Wesleyan Methodist can never respect the decision of catholic clergy, neither can an Anglican respect the decision of Cherubim and Seraphim clergy.

BTW, I resent the statement "Govt continues to spend like drunken sailors".

It seems these days that ethnic slurs about "drunken sailors" and "drunken fishermen" are all the rage.

Paddy lo is not sharp. lol. What giants can see from afar, Paddylo must stand on shoulders to see.

First of all, anyone with half a brain could see that GEJ has always spent money like its going out of fashion.

Second of all, Paddylo and I debated the $67 benchmark one year ago and Paddy who was arguing that the benchmark was low makes a volte-face to criticise the benchmark as too high.

Thirdly, Aganga was hailed as a Messiah by Paddylo.

Fourthly, the Nationalisation of the banks is a moot point. If net liabilities - shareholders capital is negative, the Govt owns the bank.

5thly, GEJ was right that privatisation has failed, although one can see Paddy's points about "mixed signals" since GEJ is running on Privatisation agenda. Perhaps GEJ wants to get the message across that privatisation during his era would be different from OBJ's era - although its difficult to see that happening when the same recycled ministers run the show.

Well its never to late for Paddy-Lo to change. A fool at 40 they say is a fool forever. lolz.

Mario Goetze is a king.

I was telling Nateevs that the £35m used to chase Pastore would be infinitely better spent by going after Goetze.

mailmalc:
@Ibime I HAIL THEE!

Chairman, how far. You still NYSC camp at this your age?

Oya drop sum make we hear jor.

naijaking1:
Thank you. That's my point!
This shadow group either recycled a rumor released last year and made it look fresh, or they simply think nobody would notice. Yes, we do.
When anybody, First Lady, Second Lady, etc commits a crime Nigerians would like to know for real, until then please find another method of showing support for Boko Haram

The story was not published recently.

Secondly, everybody in PH knows who GEJ's interest in the oil sector is run by - http://www.beksng.com/

As to whether this story is true, there is no evidence and I expect better investigative journalism, however with all matters Nigerian, I maintain a healthy cynicism.

Police should enact SHOOT ON SIGHT policy, make we see whether streets no go clear tonight.

These youngsters are bloody lazy. Ken Livingstone was claiming that yoofs are mad cos EMA (£30 per week schooling subsidy) is being cut. Which kain nonsense be that? Tony Blair only introduced EMA to deflate unemployment numbers. When I was doing ma A-Levels, I paid me rent and all bills meself working double shifts both days of the weekend and studying Monday to Friday.

Whatever you do to help these youngsters they won't change cos they feel society owes em and will always feel so. These youths are not only unemployed but unemployable. The best way to cut crime for the next generation is to lock up all these rioters for the next 20 years.

Honestly, I can't see what that skinny waif called Gustavo brings to the team. Rumuor-Nigga and his co-execs should be sacked for copping him and that Ukrainian DM.

I've just seen Duduspace on TV looting a Nigerian restaurant in Salford.

Dudu, abeg save me one wrap of amala dia!

Abeg London done clear? I want flow re-enter.

Reading this case is like watching monkeys arguing over space technology.

The Government doesn't know whether ALSCON is legally binded to dredge Imo River, a condition of sale with value of $120m. Alscon says FG was suppossed to supply gas for the project. FG doesn't know who was responsible for supplying the gas. Alscon was sold for a pittance (extremely deflated) whilst the value put on the dredging of the river (extremely inflated) is worth more than the value of Alscom.

If you ask any uninformed observer like myself, I can tell you what happened:


(1.) Whoever was responsible for selling Nigerias aluminium infrastructure sold it to himself and his cronies.

(2.) He inflated the figure by adding an inflated cost of dredging Imo River into the purchase negotiations

(3.) He never intended dredging the Imo River


This has been the story of Privatisation in Nigeria. A fleecing of National Assets by Political Rentiers.


In any self respecting nation, this kind of story would be front page scandal, but in an emasculated country like Nigeria, this story is buried in the middle pages without so much as a murmur from the Press or General Public.


The monkeys in the National Assembly cannot even ascertain the details of the sale transaction nor are they interested to find out, being waived off by the Russian man with excuse of "Economic meltdown".

A thorough investigation into the privatisations of the OBJ era would reveal the impunity with which our political class operate, and one would bot have to stretch his imagination too far to see why the same class of people engage in highly treachorous activities such as oil bunkering, sponsoring of kidnappers, Boko Haram etc.

That's why I laugh when Nigerians tell me Nigeria is going places. Not with such people at the steering wheel of the nation.

One of ma chicks just called from Harlesden, shops being smashed and all sorts.

One of ma other guy says troops of young men jumping in cars in Hampstead going on parole to other neighbourhoods to loot and burn, prolly Kilburn or Camden would bear the brunt of their parole.

Called one of ma guy is Woolwich and he says Woolwich ninjas are parolling as well.

Hundred ninjas in Leeds out on the streets. One man shot.

Clapham Junction, Hounslow, Wandsworth all join the list of riot stricken areas.

Am sure Canning Town and Finsbury Park folk would soon join in.

Ilford? I'm due to visit someone there 2morro

Am sure Moss side and Dewsbury go start their own soon.

^^Its that fatfish with her psycho-neurotic jabber spamming the thread as usual.

Wow! They've started in Birmingham! I'm back in London tomorrow. Make Beckton ninjas no start their own o.

This seems like Postcode gangs in a battle to outdo each other and gain the most notoriety. I knew the sordid underbelly of the Postcode gang culture would come to National prominence someday

Bus set on fire in Peckham. . .

With Alex Oxlade, Walcott and Gervinho, it looks like one of Nasri or Arshavin is leaving.

Ninjas forgot that Arshavin also has only a year left on his contract and I'm convinced that Wenger is just waiting for a bid to ship him out.

BTW, Walcott and Oxlade are not versatile enough to play left-wing effectively. This means Gervinho playing left-wing.

I've noticed some idiosyncracy about Gervinho. When he plays left-wing, he's a possession master, coming off the wing to play some neat one-twos ala Barcelona wingers. . . but he doesn't score much goals from the left wing. However when he plays on the right-wing, he is a goal machine.