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Twitter is abuzz that Stratford will be popping off at 7pm tonight

Mehn this is serious. . .Hackneys burning and I've just heard that Lewisham boys have started.

BTW, 90% OF THE RIOTERS IN HACKNEY ARE WHITE!

Omatseye strikes again. This dude always gives refreshing historical context in his pieces.

This is the brazen manner in which PDP has hijacked our justice system. Katsina-alu should be sacked immediately.

Neuchatel Xamax has just been taken over by some oligarchs so Kalu prolly got a better pay offer there than in any top league.

nateevs:
I am sorry but that is just a very s.tupid accusation. How dare you say that?
Can you fetch out post where I want "All our mid-fielders" changed.
You are a damn right phocking dim-wit for coming out with such delirious accusations in the middle of something much more serious. Anoufia.

And yes, you can have the best midfield and still replace one player (Lampard). In case you haven't heard of the word, it's called "improvement".

Cool down bro. . . . all this insult just for me? 

You can have the best midfield and replace one player (Lamps). . . . . . but you said this earlier today. . .

nateevs:
I don't know why but I can't stand Ramires putting on a Chelsea shirt.

And we already know you have problem with Essien. . . .


So I guess Mikel, Benayoun and Josh McEachran constitute the best midfield in the Prem. . . . 


Nateevs! Nateevs! Nateevs!

How many times I done call your name? I thought the likes of Ritchboy and Chamotex were just being mischievous by labelling you a scattermouth BUT NOW I SEE THEY HAVE A POINT!!! 


Stop typing. . . . and take record of all you have typed today!

You too emotional ninja! 

Mehn, Im just seeing the pictures now. . . . been mobile all this while. . . . this shyt is drastic!!!

I can see that the burning is from Bruce Grove to White Hart Lane.

I hope ma favourite Ghanaian restaurant Ekubanz has not been burnt down. Where else would I buy ma yam and turkey tail when am in da hood?

coogar:
sharap dia.
talking a good game as if you have left hackney(your real hood). . . . .10 yrs ago my arse. . . . .you still stay there.
i know you very well in hackney. robbing convenient stores and all the bodega shops around the corner.

I know say you never waka reach me for this London. . . .yes, I done sojourn Hackney as well as Tottenham and Woolwich plus many other areas too numerous to mention. . . . there's posh areas in Hackney that are pricier than some of the most respected neighbourhoods in London. . . . what you know about Victoria Park, London Fields and such. . .infact 75% of Hackney is out of your price range. . . its only the sink estates that give Hackney a bad name. . . . where d'you think half of the musicians in London live?

buzugee:
braaappp brapppppp N17 N15 massive. you forgot wood green and finsbury park

You no sabi your geography well. Wood Green is under Hornsey ward (another of ma old hoods) and Finsbury Park falls under Highbury and Islington jurisdiction.

@ Coogar,

Stop quoting Canibus mehn.

Tottenham ninjas stand up - from Seven Sisters to Bruce Grove to Broadwater Farm to White Hart Lane, that was ma hood 10 years ago. Thank God I done graduate comot for that side, but its still home to me cos that was where I chased ma first skirts.

Nateevs says we have the best midfield, next minute we need to change all our midfielders. If our midfield is the best, then why is he always focused on improving the midfield. If your midfield is "the best" and you still can't win the league, the rational decision would be to improve the wingers (or any other part of the team that let you down).

This guy seems to be a serial biter

So is something wrong with the banks or not? And is something wrong with sacking the corrupt CEOs? I no understand your yarnings.

Obviously una no know wetin dey ground.

This has nothing to do with public disaffection at economy, opportunities etc.

Some ninja was shot dead by Police on friday after shooting a police officer. That's why his ninjas are rioting.

Tottenham have long history of rioting against Police. There was an infamous riot against the popo in 1985. Tottenham and Brixton are well known for rioting against the popo.

You also maintained there is nothing wrong with the banks, and then when you discovered there is something wrong you said "SLS should not have sacked the management but allowed the shareholders to recapitalise."

Now its obvious that

(a.) Those banks are worthless

(b.) Shareholders are not able to recapitalise, neither are the banks attractive for any M&A.


And up till 3 months ago, the mugu shareholders were suing CBN saying their bank is in rude health. If the bank is in rude health, why is NDIC picking their carcass.

Ride on Sanusi jare. Keep doing ya job.

Has any infrastructure been built for any of the Unis?

Torres, DD, Lukaku is 3 into 1. Somebody gotta go.

How many goals Dortmund take hammer Hamburg?

SLS should allow shareholders should "re-capitalise the banks". A familiar refrain until one discovers that shareholders are either unwilling to or unable to recapitalise.

Mehn where the real heads at?

[center][size=14pt]Hans Westerhoff comments on abuse of power by Sir El Gee[/size][/center]

It was another interesting day at Ipukulu's training ground in Navy Camp, Borokiri, PH. today. In a terse exchange of views with journalists, Ipukulu Marines manager Hans Westerhoff expressed his dismay at allegations of impropriety surrounding FPL supremo Sir El Gee.

It is rumoured that Sir El Gee waived stringent entry rules for FPL 2011/2012 to allow Blank FC compete in this year's Head-2-Head.

According to Westerhoff, "Eldee is one of those poossie-whipped type of niggas. Can you imagine the fassie-hole even turned his back on his long time compadre Duduspace to accomodate that Blank girl?"

"Back in the days, we used to regulate poossie-whipped niggas like El Gee. That nigga straight perpetrating a fraud! That guy should never call himself a Gee. He has no backbone. Even if she give that nigga Head-2-Head, he will still shoot blanks!"

"Wetin pain me pass na say old-time (and I mean pre-historic) FPL players like Dyabman who fulfilled all qualification criteria were shunned for this blank girl."

"I would understand if the chick was fine sha. Debosky Socrates assumes she is fine, but trust me, I have never seen a fine girl from Aba. The fact she is from Aba means her chances of being fine are slim-to-none. If she was from Owerri, PH or Enugu, then I would probably understand Sir El Gee's predicament, but Ariaria waterside? Hell no!"

All eyes are now on Sir El Gee as he squirms under the focus of the Sports Press who expect him to go down fighting. In a brief exchange with journalist, Eldee promised to make a full statement tomorrow but left with the famous words "I did not have intimate relations with that woman." Analysts have surmised that trying to sweep the allegations under the carpet would be an exercise in futility as the lady in question has already owned up to the fact that she was granted improper waivers by Sir El Gee. The burden of proof lies on Sir El Gee to show that he did not solicit any favours in return for the waivers, although it is believed that he will keep his job if he pleads "diminished responsibility". According to keen FPL observer DayoKanu Crouch, "El Gee can get away with pleading diminished responsibility if it is observed that the lady in question has a big Ikebe. Any man can forget his responsibilities when faced with Ikebe Super."


Another interesting day in the FPL then.

@ Eldee,

Dyabman and I formed the first breakaway Fantasy League (seperate from Vieira and Mukinas clique). Dyabs is a Fantasy League veteran. Give him his due!

1 dollar was not 1.5 Naira in 1992.

In 1992, I dollar was exchanging for N20, I pound sterling was exchanging for close to N40 and 1 Dutch Gulder was exchanging for N10. I done dey exchange Forex every Christmas since I was born.

House rent for 3 bedroom flat in 1992 was N50,000, and I remember that my mother was earning N20,000 per month in 1992. . . and we were not balling.

I don't know where Ndu-Chucks got his info from but in 1992, school fees for mid-range private school was N1,000. Peak milk was nowhere near 50kobo. Coke was N5 and Meatpie was N5. I remember cos that was ma lunch allowance.

Buyback clause is £10m after 1 year, £15m after 2 years.

We should bench him in the first year

A science section would probably lead to all sorts of arguments as "non-cretins" try to prove they are more intelligent than "cretins".

We used to have a Mathematics thread but it was diffcult to operate since NL is incompatible with Microsoft Equation 3.0.

The journalist who sculpted this piece should be shot. Either that or Achonu should be shot for overselling his project.

The journalist turned a 130 room hotel into "the new Dubai in Owerri".

Some YMCA's have more than 130 rooms sef. Mschheeeeww.

Am sure Presidential Hotel in PH has more than 130 rooms and am sure PH is not the new Dubai.

He should sharraaaap. He was never good enough for Nigeria. He only made the team due to Amodu's nepotism. Besides he cant even run. Old Man.

duduspace:
I still consider it dodgy and unfair that I didn't get an entrance into the FA or whatchamacallit H-2-H when people who didn't even compete last season did but then so it goes. Eldee had a difficult assignment but IMO did not handle it well as there were no clearly defined criteria for exclusion or inclusion. I detest anything that suggests backdoor manouvers and so will not be joining the H-2-H league this season.
Have a good season in your FA cup y'all.

Nobody who wasnt in FPL last season got FA Cup code.

Only the top 28 received the code.

You were not in the top 28. Deal with it!

The clearly defined criteria for your exclusion is that you were a whipping boy in the league last year! As Dayokanu told you, the parable of the talents would explain your current predicament. You better knuckle down and perform this season to qualify next season. We dont do "man know man" or "Federal Character" in FPL. Everything is on merit!

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=725424.msg8847623#msg8847623 date=1312393360]Blah blah blah

First of all, nobody is claiming that Shell is entirely innocent . . . that is a pretty silly mischaracterization on your part.

Second, of what relevance is all this red herring sh1t you bring up? Does any of that give the oil communities the right to dictate to Shell who they sell off their interest to, as seems to be the bone of contention in the original article?
They should not be able to sell off their interest to the highest bidder because "OBJ issued the Petroleum and Land Acts and [they] supported it?" Wth? Granted, if possible they should try to see if they can find a buyer in the community or whatever else they are demanding. But if Shell ends up not doing so, that is life.

Finally, regarding the red herring sh1t you bring up:
1. Go after the FG and fight to gain more control over the NNPC.
2. Or take Shell to a court of law (outside of Nigeria) and hit them there, if you truly believe they've somehow received stolen property (though as I've pointed out earlier, your analogy is probably the wrong one.)

I don't see how beating up some Shell officials because they want to get rid of their mining lease is a valid response.[/quote]Sharrrraaaaaaaap!!!

I jumped in this thread because you believe in human rights generally, but chose to yarn opata out of limited knowledge of wetin dey ground. Google-nomics would not help you here my friend.

It is every Niger Deltans right to put mouth (or machete) into what Shell, NNPC or whatever does with their land.

Having proven over and over again that Shell is a partner in crime with the Nigerian Government (and Im just skimming the surface), you are still here yarning opaks that who they sell to is none of our business.


That is akin to a Swiss Bank telling Nigerians that "what we do with Abacha's gold is none of your business"

Some braggatt aka "google Nigerian" says he feels sorry for Shell being caught up in FG and Niger Delta wahala. I laugh in Ekiti.

Its been proven time and time again that Shell are a guilty and complicit party in the whole sordid affair. I speak as a beneficiary of Shell. It was Shell that gave my pops scholarship to UK but if you ask him about Shell, he would say thunder fire them for everything they've done in his homeland. He even turned down job with them after completing their scholarship for the same reasons.

Let's revisist the facts.

Shell have been in Nigeria since the 50s.

(1.) They were there when OBJ issued the Petroleum and Land Acts and supported it.

(2.) They instituted gas flaring practices they would not dare in their own land

(3.) Even after Supreme Court order set a date to stop gas flaring, they breached the date and continue to disregard that edict and put pressure on FG to forget that law.

(4.) As wikileaks has shown, they have people in every Government Department and Ministry and continue to dictate Govt policy on Petroleum

(5.) As wikileaks has shown, they have fought tooth and nail against PIB which is only a "minor" redress for the crimes of the Petroleum and Land Acts

(6.) They hired helicopter gunships for the wanton slaughter of hundreds of Ogoni people

(7.) They pled culpability in the murder of the Ogoni 9 and paid compensation for it

(8.) Their operatives murdered the Ogoni woman on her farmland that brought the Ogoni crisis to a crescendo

(9.) Numerous other violation of human rights in many communities which I no get time for.


And some pleb want paint them as innocent party. They are partners in crime with the FG. Not only did they receive stolen goods, they were cheering from the sidelines when the goods were stolen.

I remember one Ghanaian politician stole $100k and it was the talk of the town. Ma ghanian friends were discussing it like it was a big abomination. I laugh tell them say una never see. Abi na $100k dey make una trip like this? For Naija dat one na Local Government Level stealing

Just seen that guy Yay low on youtube. . .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLMfVG01c_A

@ Coogar,


Have you heard this guy?

http://www.4shared.com/audio/uw9xPA8F/Yaylow_-_Enigma.html