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The polips in some niggas nostrils have been so abused from smoking crack fumes, they often confuse stale air for fresh air.

No mind dem. They even tried to charge £20m for Oscar Cardozo.

Alex who cost us £5m is better than David Luiz.

Though it's been over a week since the electoral dethronement of the avuncular grammarian, one cannot emancipate oneself from reminiscing wistfully over the joviality of watching the honourable legislator command the house microphone with the perspisacity of an Achebe, yet interspersed with the befuddling complexity of a Soyinka.

It is this contradiction which endears Mr Obahiagbon to oneself, for although his lexicon sounded grandiose, his message was often simple and straight to the point.

And with the £3m change, Ill cop Anthony Annan!

Hehehehehe

And regarding David Luiz, anyone spending £24m on a centre-back, (especially one who's unproven at the very top) is frankly bonkers.

Benfica have this infuriating habit of ridiculously overpricing players, from Luiz (£25m) to Ramires (£18m) to Di Maria (initially valued at £35m.


With the £25m being quoted for Luiz, I, Ibime will fix every single problem with Chelsea's playing staff by copping:

Samuel Inkoom (RB) - £3m

Borja Valero (DM) - £6m

Gervinho - (Winger) - £10m

Steven Taylor (CB) - £2m

Plus change!

Pieenar is just another Benayoun.

Skillful playmakers who unfortunately fall below the very top class.

Both lack genuine pace on the wings, and both may struggle in central midfield.

We will be a poor mans Arsenal with all these kinda signings.

I recommend we drop £6m and cop Borja Valero nice and clean. He will be the "Xabi Alonso" that Lotti requested from RA when they met in Moscow.

gbam!!!

Jarus:
What is GEJ's, and by extension PDP's, ideology?

PDP's only ideology is the sharing of the National cake, whilst their supporters (Beaf, Rasputtin, Na So etc) cheer from the sidelines at the chance for one of their kinsmen to join the plutocracy lootocracy.

NewsMonste:
President Jonathan is not our bedmate, but anyone putting him among most corrupt persons in Nigeria, is plainly on a personal vendetta. C'mon! lets be rationale please and let go of this sensationalism and excitement. No politician in Nigeria, USA or any other place is free from corruption, because they use political power to boost their businesses and those of their allies, unfairly. Yet we can differentiate between those that has reaped the nation apart and those or relatives that are barely mentioned in relatively insignificant scams. I think we all know where GEJ stands in this case

Were you dropped on your head?

Let's get it in!

No ducking or diving.

Bamsyle has called HJ out saying "he's scared to battle me". This can only mean one thing - A DIRECT CALL OUT!

So we need a resolution.

Y'all know the rules of the game.

If Samaba cost too much make una kuku give Danny Shittu contract. Abi no be the same Goliath both of them be? Abi Samba no dey troway pass like Danny Shittu.

Danny's doing well for Milwall and his contract expires in 2 weeks. All jokes aside, if Samba can be considered as an Arsenal signing, then Danny Shittu can be considered as a short term option till summer.

Missy Elliot should stick to singing and quit her "spit it your face" nonsense raps.

@ Apoti,

If you think Alams is one of the most corrupt politicians, you must have swallowed the heightened media coverage.

GEJ and Timi Sylva are 10 times worse than Alams. Any structure in Bayelsa today was built by Alams.

Alams may not make the top 300 most corrupt politicians sef.


My top ten list:

IBB
OBJ
Odili
GEJ
Atiku
Ibori
Tinubu
Orji Kalu
Anenih
Timi Sylva

12large1:
guy you are mad. it is time that nigerians start realizing dat ibrahim is the closet to okocha in terms of playmaking. so we need him and he needs us

Stop ranting guy. Rabiu Ibrahim has been clubless since last summer.


Good start, however I would like to see Kaita and Anichebe in the squad.


Im guessing Obasi is injured.

Not a great week. 55 points only.

Thank God I won the H2H though

Chelsea bid accepted for Pienaar.

Meanwhile, where is our centre-back/right-back. That's the most pressing issue.

We need a DM as well. Plus we should accept the next bid for Essien. Essien was 28 in 2006 (According to ma Ghanaian pals)

I don't see any so-called improvement in Ramires.

Mikel is another waste that needs to be sold.

Benfica have been asking for Ferreira. Would they take him for free.

Drogba age will catch up with him. Are we starting to see that already?

And yesterdays game was not no turning point. We still FAILED to break down a packed defence, and were only saved ny two corners.

Politics of settlement.

GEJ would soon "include" IBB, Atiku, Ciroma and all other criminals and "carry every along" with him.

Mr "Carry everyone along" whether na IBB, Atiku, Gbenga Daniel, Orubebe, Alaibe, Alao-Akala, Tom Ateke, Tomopolo, Anenih, Anini or Shina Rambo.

Bad tree cannot produce good fruit.

In the end, more people to settle, less for the common man.

LWKMD

Not bad!

Ma opponent is already toast.

However, Nasiru and Fab didn't deliver.

I've always thought Walcott is a point scorer. . .but with Nasri and Fab already in ma team, Ill give it couple more weeks to see if Walcott keeps his place before making any moves.

@ Doyin,

I no know say you dey get Agbalumo for London. Make I send you my address make you send me some Agbalumo/Udala by registered delivery!

Yeswecan was one of those shouting "Sharia fundamentalist" at Sanusi.

All na old story being replayed.

Nah man, I smell haterade!!!

I just listened to the first two tracks and I enjoyed em to a decent degree.

HJ well done, a BIG improvement on ya last submission!

Now give it to Bamsyle cos he doesn't want kpomo or fish, he want BEEF!

Where's Ofoka?

Hehehehehehe.

Bamsyle vs HJ. . .Ofoka sound the bell!

First battle of 2011!

Everton have accepted a bid from an unnamed English Club for Pienaar. Is it us?

Maybe dem wan relegate

I no get patience to dey yarn nonsense with some people.

I just dey find out say Dapo never live for Naija yet has the effrontery to dey yarn say Chavez corrupt pass Nigerians. Chavez no get money reach my state Governor sef.

And Beaf, don't ever open your mouth to discuss progressive issues. Someone is here talking about Federalism. (As if Gangster Godfather GEJ hasn't already dismissed such talk out of hand, even claiming the 1999 constitution as the constitution of the people). Honestly, some masquerading as progressive are the most corrupt-minded amongst us. From backing Ibrus and Akingbolas to backing GEJ, Anenih (Anini), and all other despicable thieves, some deluded minds are purveyors of corruption as long as corruption isn't from the North. Nonsense!!!

@ Eku,

Na because I dey type for BB, hence I didn't take you up on the Cambridge issue cos I no dey like search info for phone.

Anyway, Nuhu Ribadu was serving as a Senior Fellow at Oxford (not Cambridge) after Yara sent him into exile. He also has a Masters in Law. So stop limiting him to simple CIPD yarns.

Eku Bear eye never shine.

Although I will concede that the Gulf states leaders still more, bear in mind that Gulf leaders are monarchists who steal by themselves and themselves alone, and the population is small enough for billions to spill over for the public good. Kings are not subject to Financial transparency, whereas in Nigeria, the culture of settlement means that everybody steals and none is left over.

I can't believe someone would be here arguing that Corruption is not severe in Nigeria.

Nigeria corruption is the worst in the world. Quote me anywhere on that. I've been to the same Nairobi that someone is quoting here. Trust, if Naija was at Kenyan levels, I would sacrifice three cows in thanksgiving.

I have zero tolerance for pseudo-intellectual yarns about nonsense.

Nonsense!!

Why not give Lyon Denilson in exchange then, let's see whether Jean Michel Aulas would not sing Kelly Handsome "Maga don pay, shout Hallelujah!".

Makoun is no less that 32. Look at the change in his facial features since he burst on the scene. Don't worry, he'll be like the last African midfielder Lyon sold, Mamadou Diarra - unable to run within 2 years!

If you have any Camerounian play who is still productive after 25, that's a bonus. They seem to be as bad as Edo boys (Yakubu and Aghahowa) when is comes to age VAT.

Corruption is absolutely the most pressing problem in Nigeria.

The mentality of corruption is what breeds Indiscipline, shortcuts, incompetence and all other ills that affect every sphere of society from our Leaders to Police to the lecturers who train our youth to be useless and incompetent.

Anybody arguing nonsense is not worth discussing with.