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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 3:39pm On Dec 28, 2010
For phucks sake!

It just gets worse.

I sacrificed 8 points to cop Tevez and Fabregas last night!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 3:02pm On Dec 28, 2010
So Fabregas is suspended for Wigan? That nucca just cost me 8 points!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by Ibime(m): 12:46pm On Dec 28, 2010
So Djorou is now Baresi?

Tell me which defender has not swallowed DD this season?

Or how many goals has DD scored so far?

DD is too busy forming Maradona in central midfield instead of attacking defenders where it hurts.

If our wingers had put some crosses in from the side, then you can say Djorou had a great game.

Ability to jump and head out straight long balls from Cech to Drogba does not a defender make!!!

Djorou is a donkey and a baby giraffe. Any top team relying on that boy is setting itself up for failure.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 1:50am On Dec 28, 2010
@ Debo,

Forget this game. We are going as far back as November. The likes of Sunderland have driven bulldozers through Mikel, likewise Lee Bowyer and such. Any poor play you see from Essien and Malouda today is down to general lack of confidence and malaise that has set in due to the WACKNESS of the likes of Mikel, Ferreira, Ramires and Kalou. Most especially Mikel and Ferreira.

Like Dayo said, how can any team have aspirations of winning the title with Mikel in midfield? That guy is a born loser.

Cast your mind back to Ghana 2008 when Mensah was sent off. Instead of Mikel to capitalise on the extra space and pass the ball quickly, he started slowing Nigerias game down to give I give MONKEY POST football. By the time Mikel release his pass, the opposition already have 10 men behind the ball. You run through Mikel, he will part like the red sea. What kinda DM is thishuh In the Ghana game, Anthony Annan poked him in the eye for his silliness and the rest they say is history. Hehehehehe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 1:11am On Dec 28, 2010
@ Debo,

You and who were praising Mikel?

Not me!

Mikel is a player without position. Too slow to play AM and too lethargic to play DM. Mikel is a monkey post footballer.

Tiote waz responsible for numerous one nil wins that secured Twente the title last season. He's made two mistakes for Newcastle, but the fans are raving about him.

Chelsea problems are structural. We have a system that requires 3 strong central midfielders who should tenacious, strong and skillful. Mikel is only skillful. Essien is fading and Lamps has missed the whole season. Chelseas system is simple - The wingers (Anelka and Malouda) are defensive passengers. . . and that's why we cannot have passengers in midfield, of which Mikel is one!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 12:57am On Dec 28, 2010
@ Nateevs,

They should check Arnesens bank account. I'm sure he gets kickbacks from agents to set up ridiculous deals such as Ramrires'. Hehehehehe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 12:53am On Dec 28, 2010
@ Debo,

Stop joining fads and analyse properly.

Tiote is one of the signings of the season so far and 5 times more effective than Mikel as a DM.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 12:41am On Dec 28, 2010
@ Nateevs,

When I look at cheap players like Hernanes and Borja Valero, then look at the likes of Ramires, I have to wonder who is responsible for transfers @ the bridge.

Even Carlo go take £6m buy Benayoun when Borja Valero (spanish player of the year) asking price from West Brom is £6m.

HMMMMMM!!!!
Anthony Annan was worth £2m before WC.

Cheickh Tiote is £4m.

Edinson Cavani is £10m.

Inkoom should be £2m.

I wonder whether some heads such as Emenalo and Arnesen are infected with Ebola.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 12:36am On Dec 28, 2010
@ Muki,

I just dey see your scores now. Hehehehehe.

Borokiri Boyz is back on top!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 12:21am On Dec 28, 2010
@ Chamo!

You see yourself?

Just ONE WEEK, Borokiri Boyz done pass you.

This reminds me of swing trading. Beware of BLOWOUT weeks!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 12:19am On Dec 28, 2010
@ Dayo,

I am Ballack no1 fan na!!!

Na me dey collect stick for supporting Ballack on Chelsea thread pass.

They say Ballack is slow but I say Ballack does more off the ball running than any other Chelsea player including Lamps. I done check the stats na! Ballack is a 13km a game man. Arsenal can never have space in midfield where Ballack dey. You done forget say it was Ballack who closed all the gaps at the Nou Camp when Chelsea fought Barca to a stalemate?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 12:03am On Dec 28, 2010
Don't forget it was Ferreira who initially lost the ball for Songs goals.

That nucca is just too lethargic!!!

Do they put drugs in his food before matches?

He always loses balls he is favourite for due to SLUGGISHNESS!!!

Kalou is an impact sub at best. Infact this bad run started ever since Kalou collected first team shirt.

Malouda - YES! He plays like he is scared of getting his leg broken!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 11:50pm On Dec 27, 2010
A rising tide lifts all boats.

Likes of Ferreira, Kalou and Mikel looked manageable when things were going well, but right now we need WARRIORS and WINNERS in the team!

And why does Malouda always play like he's scared of getting injured.

Abeg abeg, I can recommend 10 players under £5m that will sure up our defensive midfield and defence.

Let's start with Anthony Annan and Inkoom to REMOVE the burden of FERREIRA and MIKEL from the team! We don't need to spend mega millions to fix the holes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 11:30pm On Dec 27, 2010
Three for a pound!

Three for a pound!

Chelsea players, three for a pound!

Who's buying?

I'm selling!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 11:28pm On Dec 27, 2010
Nateevs please give us some words of consolation cos that team I'm seeing on the pitch is full of Championship players.

Who are we buying in January?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by Ibime(m): 11:27pm On Dec 27, 2010
Make no mistake gooners. This Boyz II Men talk is a bit premature. Just last week, a real team made you look like boys.

That Chelsea team you played bears no resemblance to a top team. You won't find a more accomodating defence this season. Ferreira and the likes are actually Championship footballers.
Politics › Re: Vp’s Office Gets N500m/$3.5M For Food In 1 Year by Ibime(m): 10:52pm On Dec 27, 2010
I would expect Sambo to have put on 500kg by now with the money he is claiming for food.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 10:30pm On Dec 27, 2010
Please I don't know what's happening at The Bridge this season.

I've just walked out the pub at 3-0 down. Someone switch the lights off at Stamford Bridge.

I'm not even gonna blame Carlotti cos from what I've just seen, I can only say that MIKEL, FERREIRA, KALOU and MALOUDA need to be given their P45 in January.

I also know that Essien should be 33 years old and should be phased out slowly.

Chei!!! How I miss Ballack! Arsenal midfield is Ballacks biatch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea On Monday, 27th Dec: 3 - 1! by Ibime(m): 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2010
-1 is off the pitch. Ramires on.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea On Monday, 27th Dec: 3 - 1! by Ibime(m): 9:57pm On Dec 27, 2010
@FBS,

Essien is an old man!!!

How I wish Ballack was on the pitch. Mikel is a -1.

Malouda too lackadaisical.

Is Anelka injured? I don't see what business Kalou has on the pitch.

Ferreira and Mikel are the two main reason Chelsea can not win EPL this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 12:17pm On Dec 27, 2010
ritchboy:
NUTMEGGED!
nateevs:
Harry no get sense. Dude should never allow that sorta player leave. Loan him out if need be. I would ask Chelsea to seek his services, he's perhaps the best player in the championship.
The way Nigel Warnock put his hands on his head after the fourth goal reminds me of the way Sir Bobby Robson put his hands on head after Ronaldos goal against Compostela
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by Ibime(m): 1:41am On Dec 27, 2010
If Gael Kakuta is the new Zidane, then what would we call Adel Taraabt? Shebi Maradona?

JESUS CHRIST!!!

I've just seen the most amazing display of the skills from that lad, and he's been doing same all season.

Shebi Harry laughed when he said he could play for Madrid. Maybe Harry shoulda taken him more serious and given him a chance in the no10 role.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 1:39am On Dec 27, 2010
If Gael Kakuta is the new Zidane, then what would we call Adel Taraabt? Shebi Maradona?

JESUS CHRIST!!!

I've just seen the most amazing display of the skills from that lad, and he's been doing same all season.

Shebi Harry laughed when Taraabt said he could play for Madrid. Maybe Harry shoulda took him more serioud and given him a shot in the no10 role.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 11:19pm On Dec 26, 2010
Lets toast to the risers!

Gateway, I see you too!!! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 9:07pm On Dec 26, 2010
Borokiri Boyz are back in town!!!

Hans Westerhoff has already started working his magic.

60 points with 3 players including captain still to play.

If only Tevez had not handed in transfer request last week, I would have 85 points by now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Ibime(m): 6:20pm On Dec 26, 2010
Thunder fire Tevez for his shenanigans last week. Made me sell the phocker. Now I need to buy him back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 12:00pm On Dec 24, 2010
There was talk in the Daily Mail that RA is ready to sanction a few big moves in January. That can be the only reason for this development.

For one, I believe Dario Srjna would be the first to join.
Politics › Re: Do Nigerians Need To Learn Chinese? by Ibime(m): 11:39am On Dec 24, 2010
If Jim Rogers (of George Soros fame), could send his children to learn Chinese, then we should know the way the world is trending.


Can someone play Jin - Y'all g'on learn Chinese!
Politics › Re: Madam Jonathan And Her English by Ibime(m): 11:37am On Dec 24, 2010
I saw the lady giving a speech in Calabar. Even edikainkong wey they're english funky were laughing at her.

Show me a mans wife and Ill tell you what kinda man he is.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Ibime(m): 11:28am On Dec 24, 2010
@ Criz darling,

Just saw ya quick heads up. Haven't accessed NL from PC in short while so I don't get my PMs.

Nice to hear from you! Cheers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by Ibime(m): 1:48am On Dec 22, 2010
ok!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by Ibime(m): 1:30am On Dec 22, 2010
Roger Milla was also a late bloomer. Wenger should have given Kanu 10 more years to see if he would bloom like Milla into his 40s. Hehehehehehe.

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